@jawnita
J. Escobedo Shepherd
6 years
I CAN STILL SEE IT SQUIRTING OUT IN SLOW MOTION. I CLEARLY SCREAMED
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@jawnita
J. Escobedo Shepherd
6 years
do all my skin care addicts wanna hear a thing that happened to me recently that is a NIGHTMARE and i can't stop thinking about it
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@jawnita
J. Escobedo Shepherd
6 years
one day about a month ago when we were going to sleep i noticed that @dapwell smelled suspiciously like Good Genes
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@jawnita
J. Escobedo Shepherd
6 years
i was like dog... are u using my skin care shit and he was like "yeah" and i was like okay that shit is HELLA expensive so please use it incredibly sparingly
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@jawnita
J. Escobedo Shepherd
6 years
and he was like yeah yeah no problem, i only use a little bit and dude was trying to get his regime right because he was about to shoot something on cam so i am like, of course, i feel u, this is what we all want, no prob, get yr skin right
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@jawnita
J. Escobedo Shepherd
6 years
and so i also notice that some other days he's smelling like drunk elephant c-serum which is also cool because i'm tryna help him at this point and i remind him it's hella expensive & he promises he's using just a little bit
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@jawnita
J. Escobedo Shepherd
6 years
and then last week in the morning he's getting ready and i see him pull out the drunk elephant c-serum and douse THREE HUGE PUMPS INTO HIS HAND
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@jawnita
J. Escobedo Shepherd
6 years
like "DOG WHAT U DOING" and he's like "i like to put it on my neck and hands" and i'm like ahhhhhhhhh and the psycho theme song is playing in my mind
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@jawnita
J. Escobedo Shepherd
6 years
THAT'S ALL!!!! IM STILL HAUNTED BY THIS SHIT
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@threatlevel12AM
threatlevelmidnight
6 years
@jawnita I literally gasped out loud and said "fuck and NO" over this.
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