Janelle James on the
#AbbottElementary
group chat after the
#EmmyNoms
: "Well, I try not to talk too much because I have an Android and they yell at me. But today I was allowed to speak in the group chat."
A former school district administrator has pleaded guilty to mail fraud after spending more than $230,000 in school district funds for her personal online shopping, the US Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of Arkansas says.
Watching the Tinder Swindler and I have never come across a dick that would have me taking out loans (250,000!) for a man I banged once and I don't want to. Send it back.
#TindlerSwindler
Come see me perform on the road this Summer starting this weekend at the Improv in Raleigh, NC!!
@ImprovRaleigh
I will look nothing like this. GOTEEEEEEM
More dates in the link in my bio. 2nd LA Improv Show will be added soon.
Walking into Carribean Thanksgiving:
Me: Hello
My family:
"YUH DONE CHANGE, ITS GOOD AFTERNOON!"
"OH LOOK MISS TING!"
"WHA YUH FAMOUS NOW!?"
"WELL SAH! YOU TOO SKINNY"
"SHE IN DEH ILLUMINATI NOW, THEY DON'T EAT"
"OOooo DAS A NICE SWEATAH! LEMME HOLD 20 DOLLARS"
Today's the day. I have a new half hour of material on Netflix for people to watch. If I could've titled it, it would have been "Straight out of Quarantine and half out of my mind."
Now Streaming on Netflix! Enjoy.
Matthew Vaughn reveals that execs had an alternative script for โX-MEN: THE LAST STAND,โ written to trick Halle Berry into saying yes for the film:
โI opened the first page, and it said, โAfrica. Storm. Kids dying of no water. She creates a thunderstorm and saves all theseโฆ