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Host @the_seshpodcast 🌶 Producer @milehigherpod 🔎 inquiriesjanelle @gmail .com

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@janelle_fields_
Janelle
4 years
My sweet, smart, driven, 80 YEAR OLD grandma is a college graduate!! Congratulations Nannie we are all bursting with pride 💙💚 @UNCWilmington
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Janelle
4 years
Look at how the public is reacting to the Coronavirus... And you wonder why they won’t tell us about aliens 👀
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Janelle
8 months
No one actually separates their darks and lights anymore right
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2 years
4.20.22 was a dream ♥️ meeting you outside my algebra class in 9th grade was the best thing to ever happen to me. I love you more than words can tell, fiancé 🥰
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Janelle
5 years
The earth is roughly 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We’ve been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we’ve destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.
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2 years
How many times do we have to fucking say it MAKING ABORTION ILLEGAL WILL NOT STOP WOMEN FROM GETTING AN ABORTION!!!! IT WILL ONLY MAKE WOMEN DIE!!!!!!
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Janelle
3 years
A whole year of rotating the same 8 pieces of sweats/ sweatshirts
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1 year
When is Zillow having their semi annual sale
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Janelle
2 years
Do not drink and drive. Do not do drugs and drive. Please for the love of god - it is so unbelievably selfish, there’s no excuse!!!!! If you can’t afford an Uber, then you definitely can’t afford a DUI
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Janelle
2 years
It is 2022 why can’t pop tarts figure out a way to frost the edges
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Janelle
3 years
Being in my bed makes me so happy
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Janelle
3 years
Ok @KendallRaeOnYT just lit part of her hair on fire while hitting the bong and said “ayeeee it’s a little quarantine haircut” I really do love her.
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3 years
What happened in Texas is heartbreaking. I am so sorry to women in Texas who no longer have the right to make decisions on what happens to their own bodies. I truly cannot believe this is happening, and I’m scared as to what other states will be inspired to do because of this.
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Janelle
6 years
Remember playing Mario Kart and thinking you were in first place, until you realized you were looking at the wrong screen and actually crashing into the wall? That’s adulthood.
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Janelle
5 years
It’s always a little soul crushing when you’re putting on an Ariana Grande concert in your car and the Bluetooth cuts out and you hear yourself sounding (shocker) not like Ariana Grande.
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Janelle
2 years
Tell me how someone is old enough to buy a semi automatic weapon (no questions asked!!!???) but not old enough to buy a fucking beer
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Janelle
3 years
Water dogs 🥺😭♥️
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Janelle
3 years
“I don’t like Taco Bell” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Janelle
5 years
Colorado: has snowed multiple times every single May since forever Me every single May: i cAnT BeLievE iT’s sNoWinG iN mAy
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Janelle
3 years
Thank you to all the women who paved the way throughout history for this exact moment. I am so proud to be a woman 🙏
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5 years
People who abuse their dogs should be force fed their own dog’s shit IM OVER ITTTTT
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2 years
I love that females took the word bitch and turned it into something endearing to say to each other
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2 years
Women are so fucking incredible
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4 years
I grew up under the impression that people in their 20s don’t get acne and I’m starting to get really pissed off that that is not actually the case.
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2 years
@KendallRaeOnYT This is THE MOST Taurus hospital room there ever was and I’m obsessed
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4 years
Today seems as good as any other day to get drunk and bring up conspiracy theories to my family
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2 years
Why can’t females request female drivers for Uber and Lyft
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2 years
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Janelle
3 years
Life is so fucking short. Tell the people close to you you love them.
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1 year
Thank God Tennessee is banning drag shows to keep kids safe while they’re getting shot and killed in schools
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Janelle
2 years
At school??? ELEMENTARY SCHOOL????? Where you’re supposed to be SAFE???
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Janelle
10 months
Did anyone else go through a phase when they were young of obsessively watching food network 24/7
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Janelle
3 years
Drinking in your late 20s should be considered a sport, I’m tired
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Janelle
2 years
I’d like to give a giant fuck you to everyone who told me back in 2016 “they’ll never overturn roe v. Wade”. You all have blood on your hands
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2 years
Let us remember
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Janelle
4 years
I’m thriving in this yes to masks, no to bras life
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2 years
I’m so disgusted with this country and our inability to do fucking ANYTHING about this problem we face every single day. I’m so done
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Janelle
3 years
Victim blaming is honestly so disgusting and twisted. People have no clue what others have been through and the scary, toxic situations they’re put in that could often lead them to getting even more hurt (or killed) if they try and leave a toxic relationship.
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Janelle
2 years
My heart is beyond broken. This is so incredibly difficult to watch but needs to be shared.
@brianstelter
Brian Stelter
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Angel Garza, whose ten year old daughter Amerie was murdered, holding her photo to his heart: "How do you look at this girl and shoot her? Oh, my baby. How do you shoot my baby?"
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4 years
You ever just love your dogs so much you want to cry
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5 years
THIS IS TERRIFYING
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Janelle
3 months
SAM, THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN.
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4 years
Me: standing in line at Lowe’s to buy my materials to build a garden Guy in line behind me: There’s no way the virus came from China, how is the govt gonna expect us to believe that it can travel by itself over the ocean? Don’t they know the virus would SINK IN THE WATER & DIE?!
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4 years
You ever just walk into your closet and think “wow I hate every piece I own”??? Then I open my oversized tshirt drawer and everything feels right again
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5 years
I wish I could afford eyelash extensions so I can wear no makeup without looking like a 12 year old boy
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4 years
My anxiety for tomorrow is going into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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Janelle
11 months
The thought of those people in the submarine slowing running out of air bothers me so much I cannot imagine that feeling
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Janelle
4 years
52 seconds in... 🥴🤡 I’ve gotta gtfo of this country
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Janelle
3 years
What the fuck is happening in Florida
@MattDevittWX
Matt Devitt
3 years
HUGE FLORIDA GATOR! 🐊👀 Yep, this monster is real. Caught on camera during Hurricane #Eta in Naples. Credit: Jeff Jones @WINKNews
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Janelle
4 years
It’s that time on Friday where I have to decide between another iced coffee or switching over to alcohol
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2 years
Just a friendly reminder that what goes on behind closed doors is so much deeper and more complicated than what you see on the outside ♥️
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2 years
So does this mean we can claim a fetus as a dependent???? How about universal healthcare?? How about paid maternity leave??? Universal childcare?? No of course not - because you don’t care about the life, you just hate women.
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@KendallRaeOnYT Lmfaoooo this guy is onto something… my coochie can write in cursive actually
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Tonight is a drinking and crying in the shower kind of night
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3 years
Finding out Jenna & Julien are engaged is the happiest news to hit all year 😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️
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6 years
So you’ll put control on the internet but not on guns?? #NetNeutraility
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Janelle
2 years
I have one thing to say, Mirena, you better work bitch
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4 years
Quick shoutout to Arizona, Montana, New Jersey and South Dakota for making the most beautiful plant to exist rec legal!!!
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Janelle
10 months
Probably gonna just play a ukulele song to my student loans so they’re forgiven
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Janelle
3 years
Went to bed crying and woke up crying. I’m just so tired of the same thing happening over and over and our government just doesn’t give a fuck. I truly wonder what it will take for the GOP to finally say “enough is enough”.
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Janelle
2 years
Call the cops
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Reverend Red
2 years
Where’s your god now!?!?
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2 years
The only thing more American than grilling hot dogs on 4th of July?? A mass shooting at a parade on 4th of July.
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Janelle
4 years
What else you got for us 2020
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FOX31 Denver KDVR
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NASA is keeping tabs on a massive asteroid that's coming closer to Earth each day.​
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Janelle
2 years
The feminine urge to order sushi and send my bf out to go pick it up Bless him 🙏🏻
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Janelle
1 year
Lol Tom Brady I hope that season was worth leaving your family for
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Janelle
4 years
All lives can’t matter until BLACK LIVES MATTER #BlackLivesMatter
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Janelle
3 years
I’m so far into berries and cream I’m getting concerned I ruined my own account. It’s literally every other video
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Janelle
1 year
The thought of all the homeless/lost dogs and cats that are spending the night outside tonight when it’s gonna be like -30 is making me so upset. I wish so bad there was something I could do. 😞😞😞😞
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2 years
Once a year I like to re watch Jersey Shore from start to finish for good luck
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2 years
This country and its justice system is an embarrassment
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3 years
I’m honestly at a loss for words. How many innocent lives are going to be taken before this country wakes the fuck up and tries to make some changes. We can’t keep doing NOTHING!!! I love you Boulder 🥺💔
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Janelle
3 years
Wow what a concept
@AndrewYang
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
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If we ask you to stay home we should also send you money so you can can do so.
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2 years
People who are upset about people getting loan forgiveness because they’ve already paid off their own loans are weird
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Why can’t you organize the tiktoks you’ve liked into playlists
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This would never be a question if it was a man coach 🙄🙄🙄
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📸Justin Harris 📸
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What’s wrong with it???
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1 year
Pet loss is the worst fucking thing ever
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Janelle
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I am truly shocked and appalled. What a complete failure of the justice system. Unbelievable. Please send your love to @SarahETurney who fought so hard. We are all proud of you Sarah. And I know Alissa is proud of you too ♥️
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Janelle
2 years
Tom Brady decided to unretire????? Dude wtf 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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Janelle
5 years
Hey @realDonaldTrump I hear you’re building part of the wall in CO. I live in CO, where are you planning to build it? Just curious and also could you maybe build us an In-N-Out
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3 years
I’m so sick of seeing Colorado on national news because of shootings. My heart is broken. Fuck this.
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Janelle
2 years
I’ve been waiting to celebrate Xmas with my family for two years and my dad tested positive for Covid. Luckily he’s vaccinated and feels ok, but damn this is getting really fucking old. Stay safe out there everyone and please get vaccinated ♥️
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Janelle
5 years
I think it’s funny when people get mad for putting up xmas decorations “too early” lol you suck go put a grinch costume on
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Janelle
3 years
Tell me why I’m going somewhere an hour from my house for two nights and I still feel the need to pack 5 pairs of underwear
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Janelle
3 years
I miss RBG
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Janelle
1 year
Wtf am I gonna do with myself without H3 for almost a month 😞
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Janelle
2 years
The twisty nipple Gatorade just tastes better and you can’t tell me different
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Janelle
5 years
John literally just pulled an entire thing of cookies out of his NIGHT STAND, looked over at me, and said “secret stash”...????? Do I judge him or marry him?
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Janelle
3 years
Now more than ever, I am sooooo convinced Mercury retrograde is a real ass thing. Like holy shit what is happening????
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Janelle
3 years
Lol @Twitter permanently suspending shithead’s account
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Janelle
2 years
Had a dream I adopted 8 wiener dog puppies. Was disappointed to wake up
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Janelle
4 years
Damn seeing your parent cry about their parents getting old is some heartbreaking shit
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Janelle
2 years
I started my own YouTube channel 🤓 Check out my first vlog!
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Janelle
3 years
Birkenstock’s are the superior shoe to every other shoe out there change my mind
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Janelle
2 years
WTF IS GOING ON
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Janelle
4 years
CHECK YOUR BALLOT
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Janelle
3 years
You know what’s cheaper than therapy??? Having Taco Bell two nights in a row
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Janelle
2 years
Do you know how cringy I felt taking these with a beach full of people
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Janelle
3 years
Walking thru the airport and wondering why it’s still so hard for people to wear a mask the correct way nearly two years into this panoramic
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Janelle
3 years
LET THE GREEN BE FREEEE
Marijuana is trending and all I gotta say is legalize it federally and free those arrested on any marijuana related convictions.
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