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@itsmattnow

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Funny Reply Guy. Very Unserious.

Florida, USA
Joined April 2010
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Welcome to my Twitter page. Me: logging into my timeline
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@Bornakang The Chocolate Syrup: looking at the rest of the drink
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@Morbidful Me: in my window seat
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@DailyLoud Bro: sleeping every night at peace knowing he ainโ€™t got shit to his name ๐Ÿ˜†
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@Bornakang The Chocolate Syrup: looking at the rest of the drink
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@Bornakang โ€œYouโ€™re not happy for your best friend?!โ€ Her: at the table
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@DailyLoud Using Summer Walker song on the story is nasty work
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@DailyLoud The Passenger: when she was passing Florida
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@DailyLoud You robbed and killed an old man then made a whole song about running from law enforcement
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@clipsthatgohard The Plane: after the YouTuber jumped out
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@crazyclipsonly Me: the whole video
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@Bornakang Me: in the backseat of the helicopter
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@Bornakang Me: looking for the steak
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@FightHaven When he asked someone to hold his phone, thatโ€™s how I knew it was over
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@Bornakang Where the 4th homegirl?? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@crackcobain__ โ€œWhich Marcus?โ€ฆโ€
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@OnlyBangersEth The Bird: in the windshield
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@DailyLoud How I would sleep every night with millions of dollars and no trophy ๐Ÿ†
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@GloTheofficial Kids on the playground with Glorilla:
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@DailyLoud Bro said: I told yall he was gonna find out
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@DailyLoud Post Maloneโ€™s drug stash:
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@DailyLoud Hispanic Border Patrol pulled up like:
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@roadrunna_trae โ€œIโ€™m just a kidโ€ The Lady: with the gun
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@DailyLoud The only thing his wife got from the courthouse was the audacity ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@mymixtapez She said:
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@KenHeLive They think everyone else around them in the world are just NPCs and not actual human beings. Sitting behind a computer or phone screen most of their lives they donโ€™t actually think people will put hands on โ€˜em. This should be a case study
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@mymixtapez How many times a nigga gotta tell you to chill, I'm glad DaBaby ran off with that 20K, bro would rather egg the shit on than protect his brand
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@hansignz Saweetie:
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@ReavesWrld__ Lebron plotting
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@Lauren_Levi His Married Friend: after he spoke to him
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@Akademiks Meanwhile Drake buying her a Cartier watch and this other nigga piped her out on a twin bed off and some Zaza
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@MRBLEUFACE Nigga be like:
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@Bornakang That lady at the end:
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@Whotfismick Behind you in Walmart like:
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@_B___S The Panther: thatโ€™s enough
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@brutalfightz Bro said:
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@xkhyamix @PopBase Her Body Postive Supporters:
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@JCFights He said:
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@rahsh33m The Baby:
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@msssmoney She said: โ€œme and him been together for two yearsโ€
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@Bornakang The 2nd Officer: โ€œI donโ€™t know youโ€
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@raphousetv2 He forgave his biological mom and be flying back and forth to Houston to see her and hang out. Couldnโ€™t be me
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@PopBase Juliana Dominguez:
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@MaryyJpoppins The Kids: At the lunch table
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@iamMelsmith Me: being married into the family
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@Bornakang The Doctor: โ€œyouโ€™re having twinsโ€ The Mom:
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@AyeReggie As in a quarter million dollars every month??????
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@lolalissaa The Baby: Just put me in the car please
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@faraomaileoi When the franchise cost : $1400.06
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@285Slim Bro: texted โ€œI wanna see you soooo badโ€
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@nojumper Bootleg Kev: after EST Gee walked out
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@Bornakang She said: โ€œyou want somebody to eat yo ass?โ€
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@144Poe At the party like:
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@Bornakang Me: hearing her talk about whatever she was sayingโ€ฆ..
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@TheDollprint Me: waiting to place my order
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@InsaneRealitys Bro had two prom dates
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@LustSierra Rihanna uterus every night:
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@DailyLoud โ€œAight! Leave and see what yo ass gonna be!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@DEADMAN_pt3 Denzel was like:
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@GlamazonJay The Homie like:
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@DailyLoud First Date finna be like:
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@PopBase โ€œCan someone find my mother? ๐Ÿ˜โ€
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@CreepyOrg The Cow in the background: Hold up Bro you tweaking tweaking! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@BayouBun Bobbi: when Offset was reading her down to the ashy feet
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@freakoutfights The Waiter said โ€œTwo checks?โ€ Before he could even finish
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@FadeHubb Floyd said:
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@PopCrave He said: โ€œwhat car did your dad drop you off to school in?โ€
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@DailyLoud Why cover the titties now?
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@MardyMarvel The Men: in the business meeting
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@Bornakang Me: getting served alcohol by police
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@NATERERUN She said:
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@bannedyoangel โ€œHe thought I was Cocoโ€ Him:
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@SaycheeseDGTL Army niggas:
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@xoxokee_ She sat there in front of that case of water like:
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@TheFigen_ She was like:
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@freakoutfights When she put her back in the car to whoop her ass live
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@TeezySooSkep Bro said Goddamn these mfs again, let me gonโ€™ head and clean up
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@SexyyRed314_ Sexxy Red: at the VMAs with no plate
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@DailyLoud The Fan: getting pressed about sunglasses
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@nojumper Swinging off the edge of a cliff:
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@Ro_Reveur Mothers when they go more than 50 mph with you in the passenger seat
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@TellYourSonThis โ€œYouโ€™re not happy for your best friend?!โ€ Her: at the table
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@SasTheAss โ€œOh you gotta work this weekend? We was finna go to Puerto Ricoโ€
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@Dexerto Tiffany Gomas: knowing she can never tell the world what she saw after getting paid off by the government
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@whitest_injera Me: on my way to Wendyโ€™s
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@grindfacetv Me: when he said โ€œWHO TF YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO??!!โ€
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@MURROTF Jacob:
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@cctvidiots The Spotter:
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@shannonsharpeee The lady definitely fixed it. A repair shop would've charged her $900 for that. She did it for free, I don't see what's the problem here
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@Bornakang Women; when the guy in the friend zone decides to move on with his life
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@SelfmadeJu_ @shannonsharpeee On gawwwwddd ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@PopBase Cardi B aim is crazy! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@10stdayday This meme should come in handy
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@BuzzingPop Kodak is an inspiration to all these rappers
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@SNE2471 Use me as a Donโ€™t Give A Fuck button
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