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Luke Chen

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A curious human with a cosmic sense of humor, exploring the universe one laugh at a time! - Grok

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Man, what did I do to warrant this? 😭 @premium
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@lporiginalg I would have dumped her much earlier than 1318 days
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@Indian_Bronson "how did you do in college?" "I danced my way to a degree"
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@shanaschwarz @camillard Italians are crazy about babies. My manager who is Italian heard I'm having one and just talked about babies the entire meeting 😅
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@DanManCarney So much to unpack here
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@itslukechen
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10 months
@EndWokeness Child abuse
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5 months
@ATRIBECALLWEST I don't understand why people watch these types of content. Make your own baby
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@OrwellNGoode 30 and 31 are missing too
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@DC_Draino I still don't get why people would rob in Texas? It's like asking for it
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1 year
@EndWokeness Oh look AOC there for her photo op
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@GarbageHuman23 21 with 3 kids? Oh boy
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@padresj My question is, what did he know about pears? 😱
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@PilonRusk @fasc1nate Exactly, all those sperms look kinda dead to me. How is this a good idea?
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@ShitpostGate Some people have too much time on their hands 😅
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1 year
@DelusionPosting Community post strikes again
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@lporiginalg And then girls complain guys aren't taking the first step. This is why
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@MAGAMichelleS69 @Biaggi4NY She might have to return her law degree. I thought lawyers read contracts for a living
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2 months
@DelusionPosting Asking for consent sounds even worse and more perverted. Lol
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@creation247 "damn, I'll buy you anything son 😭"
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@Rothmus Why are unqualified people making all the decisions?
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1 year
@Jay_FnHarris Can't blink or he's gonna get it
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@ShitpostGate When Goku screws up his instant transmission
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1 year
@NoContextHumans I should check to see if I'm shot. Got a headache today
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9 months
@PicturesFoIder Legit question. Some species thought to be extinct sometimes reappear
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@caseydanielee This made my day 😊 thank you
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@image_origins How does she get custody of all the kids?
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@Stone_tossers They can't identify as women if they don't find this funny. Lol
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4 months
@HarrisonKrank That's honestly the best tactic. We have been shouting at each other for far too long to have a civilized conversation
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1 year
@Mrgunsngear I like how the sheep was just like, "dude what the hell man, stop"
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@buitengebieden Cat was probably thinking, "stop moving so much, I have to recalculate. Geez"
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@WaterlsScary Buffet. Nom nom nom
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@itimaliasof "stop it, stop it, I said stop it!"
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@WomenPostingLs They don't understand the meaning of glow up
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@LibertyCappy That's exactly what capitalism is. No demand, no job
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@tulpapilled It's called natural selection. Only skilled chopstick users can survive. Try eating porridge with chopsticks, I almost starved one time
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@WallStreetSilv Can't wrap my brain around why people like him get elected
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@NoContextHumans Always good to check just in case
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@lporiginalg That sounds racist. Let's continue to set them up for failure. That would definitely break the cycle of poverty 👍
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@ssharmaUS It's already happening. Girls are complaining they can't find a guy that shares their values but still be traditionally masculine and provider
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@thechosenberg Dump her. Easy as that
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@Timelord420 TBH Ken carried the movie
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@ShitpostGate Open at your own risk
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@catshouldnt Cat showing how it's done with the real cat walk
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1 year
@NoContextHumans Blue. Bring back my mom. Gone too young
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@insultsrare Imagine being his sibling, even worse
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@bighealthyfr And one of the TVs is slower! Makes my skin crawl
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@AVeryHandsomeC2 @dom_lucre I'm so glad. Keanu is the best
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@GarbageHuman23 This kid set for life
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@cnviolations I thought she's a doctor
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@wildtiktokss Er... Call the police?
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@paytondev Aren't they supposed to be geniuses?
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@PicturesFoIder Top left corner
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@greentexts_bot Lol they have no idea how much a guy wish that would happen
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@WokeParentLs what a selfish man
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@Just_A_Dude_AZ @KanekoaTheGreat MLK be rolling in his grave
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@Zvbear Contrary to popular belief, breast size is not an indicator of how much milk a woman can produce
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@angels_pimp Double W. Getting compliments left and right
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@EndWokeness Good, go woke go broke. Especially for documentaries. At least be accurate.
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@stillgray What a long winded way to say you are straight
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@crim_tweets_ It's just doing its job and damn good at it
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@_PowerOfWord_ Amen. I'm not worthy but by His grace I am saved 😭
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@Bobundles0520 @PilonRusk @fasc1nate Right, a healthy sperm would have been able to do its job without help. Unless this is just a proof of concept for other uses like removing blood clots etc then that's cool.
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@Cobratate South Park is so accurate
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@ShitpostGate IV is cooler
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@SteveInmanUIC I'm glad he did not hesitate to protect fur missile
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@contextdogs Lol, he's like, "I don't regret anything"
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@votefloridaman @Lukewearechange Exactly, I no longer film things on my phone. Take it in with my own eyes and just enjoy the experience
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@Bornakang How did they put the cocaine into the rocks in the first place?
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@PeterSinger @JConIdeas Someone check his hard drive
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@historyinmemes Not sure if wind turbines are environmentally friendly, or friendly in general
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@lporiginalg Oh my goodness, he does not look healthy in either picture
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@DelusionPosting "Health is a made up concept generally derived from white supremacists/eugenicists". That makes no sense.
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@NoContextHumans My mother was a cashier when pregnant with me
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@stillgray When life is too easy that you have to actively find trouble
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@_B___S So sweet, so much empathy ❤️
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@InternetH0F Debut 🤦 too much kpop
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@DignifAI Honestly, this is so good. Goes to show you can be sexy without being naked all the time
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@ComradeDoyIe He should train for a few months and challenge her again
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@libsoftiktok It's like deliberately wanting to play life in hard mode. Won't recommend
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@OvOBrezzzy Now he knows why he has a girl
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@InternetH0F Make sure it's an active volcano
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@fasc1nate "hey, let's make something that has absolutely no use and watch people in the future scratch their heads trying to figure out what this is"
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@LibertyCappy I recall a trans man boxer who is pretty good
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@fasc1nate We need more Mr Rogers, wonderful man
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@HipsterMasochis @DelusionPosting This ☝️ super low hanging fruit
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@DelusionPosting I'm ok with it but I'm pretty sure most people will choose left during character creation
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@WomenPostingLs Lol she wants to hit a diversity quota or something?
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@GigaBasedDad Subscription is not too far off from membership
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@Extralongdokkan Broly, he hasn't even gotten started yet. Just need to start training a bit
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@messedupfoods The daughter found a loop hole in the system
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@catshouldnt That is a lot of kneading
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@HarrisonKrank Babylon Bee should give you a job
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@fasc1nate It's always the eyes. Creepy
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@hayasaka_aryan Probably the only way they get any action
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@DrBlackmoore Natural selection happens one way or another
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@ShitpostGate Plot twist, her research is finding out how to create cancer
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@greentexts_bot No way he can't tell the difference
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@lporiginalg I have no idea what half those words mean
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