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@xbtGBH The "I did shrooms once and made it my entire personality" starter pack

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@Arthursdent42 @samsheffer bro her arm morphed into a bedsheet mid turn

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Don't you see my necklace I'm catholic

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I'm so SICK of people getting the wrong impression of me

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@deepfates Wait. Where do girls learn these phrases? Apparently they all say the same ones so where did they learn them? There must be an origin

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@veazydoezit @kirawontmiss She was drunk, he was trying to protect her from making a bad decision while she was drunk that she would regret the next morning.

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@bizlet7 Why do women feel the need to coerce other women into making the same mistake of mutilating their bodies?

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@GoofyVids This doesn't look like cheating. Two women standing outside the car, both doors open, someone else inside the car. This would be a very unusual situation to be cheating in

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@TuckerPhantasm @SwissSebastian There's a wall preventing his arm from reaching

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@sentdefender Moldova and Ukraine should remove the Vatniks from Transnistria

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@veazydoezit @kirawontmiss So you took advantage of a girl who was too drunk to consent?

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@RichardHanania I think she's intentional misreading white people's names to get revenge on white people who don't know how to pronounce brown ethnic names

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@basedspinach @rustle6953 What is TDS

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@BrandonButch East Jerusalem is in the West Bank so part of Jerusalem is currently in Palestine...

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@VisionaryVoid @creepydotorg Legal consequences for what? He protected his son from the doctors who were trying to murder him.

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@RealJakeBroe @RepMTG If she wants a peace deal between Ukraine and Russia, that's much more likely to happen if Ukraine is in a position of strength due to having full stockpiles. If Ukraine is in jeopardy, Russia will continue trying to steal more land.

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@Dexerto We need a digital markets act in America

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@BrianSm40513792 @itsmeriya123 @kirawontmiss Small animals rarely have rabies because if they get bitten by a larger animal, they usually die instantly

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@DrKnowItAll16 Ass cream

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@RealJakeBroe To be fair the US national anthem also agitates me. Not because I hate America but because the song itself sucks

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@BrittanyXVenti @bizlet7

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@Aella_Girl Now every onlyfans creator is desperate to call herself a "sex worker" to conflate herself with a genuine prostitute. It's stolen valor if you ask me.

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@bizlet7 What women say they want is rarely aligned with what they actually want. That goes for Christian women, too. Christian women think they want a virgin man, but in reality, virgin men give them the ick. Women want men who are desirable to other women, confident, etc.

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@DecolonialFeIIa @WimpieEngel @visegrad24 If Isreal doesn't support Ukraine then they aren't natural allies.

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@NotEvolution1 Just because you can change doesn't mean you will change. If the snail is perfectly suited to his environment, then there will be no evolutionary pressures to change

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@CatholicOrca When I was younger I got rejected by this Mexican girl and a week or so later I saw her dating this fat ugly Mexican guy. From that day onward I vowed to expell them all back from whence they came.

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@MrEph @Motabhai012 @libsoftiktok It must have been rigged. No way 40% of SC Republicans voted for Nikki.

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@CatholicOrca Why do mexican girls have such low standards? Literally, their only standard is the guy has to be Latino, other than that he could be ugly, short, and she won't even care...

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@eurasian_shark @cremieuxrecueil Whole universe was in a hot dense state nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started the Earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools we built a wall we build the pyramids, math, science, history, unraveling a mystery all started with a big bang

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@CreamyWeaver @albafella1 Yes I cheer when home invaders get shot

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@real_lord_miles @60Minutes @BillWhitakerCBS I hate when people pretend to be dumb to make someone else seem smart "whoa right triangles you're blowing my mind wizkid"

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@NimaZeighami @winters93990753 @cody_fettig @growing_daniel I think he meant a native app rather than browser based

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@angrywhitedwarf @apurv_anand @weirddalle It's basically witchcraft and she's casting a love spell on him.

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@NapoleonBonabot All it takes is one great man to rise to power and in a few short years will undo all the mistakes we've made

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@jeff_4_ever @Lukewearechange Almost every single relationship was interracial

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@Tocharus This is the gayest thing I've ever seen

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@ggfggccf @CatholicOrca The Catechism disagrees with you.

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@asafanasyev It's a cheap magic trick. There's a chemical known in ancient times you can dip a wick in and in ~30 minutes when it dries it catches fire. This was debunked over 1000 years ago

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@TamarindLAZ @tulpapilled

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@BrittanyXVenti Why are you sexualizing minors by wearing an elementary schoolgirl skirt commonly used in porn?

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@CatholicOrca 1. He's making light of the faith by putting robe on dog 2. He's overweight (gluttony) 3. His robe is not a traditional material so looks like a Halloween costume 4. He's non-white

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@bloombergblower @intermarium24 These refineries use Western equipment that Russia is not allowed to purchase due to sanctions. Ukrainian drones target the most vulnerable parts of these Western components, so Russians will have to source these parts from back channels which takes longer

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@Temarinette @Gido_Otiko @FentyStats Imagine getting $9M for singing karaoke poorly 🫨

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@theaceofspaeder @hernandoabella Can we stop calling it IoT please. That phrase was never going to catch on. Stop forcing it.

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@Garrett_Archer I'm glad you're finally acknowledging election integrity issues exist

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@eyeslasho It's because of genetic IQ, not because of family values

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@MillennialWoes Based anti-zionist Greta 😍

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@VikingDadWisdom They gave me the ick

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@basedspinach @rustle6953 Rain water is distilled so obviously it has fewer minerals. Distilled water is unhealthy because it leeches minerals from your body due to osmosis. Having fewer minerals doesn't mean it's higher quality.

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@starsandtigers @LowTtweets Yes but only if she's actually cute like an anime girl, not this latinx hobgoblin

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@vgw_idun @ayeejuju Don't worry I'll keep your wife entertained for 2 years while you bring home the bacon

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@MissJilianne @EQB250inSoCal Bicyclists are not pedestrians, bikes are considered vehicles and they need to obey all the rules of the road. He cannot cross when oncoming traffic has a green light

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@CatholicOrca In a parallel universe Nick is finishing drywall in a home construction development

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@starsandtigers We're less than 20 years away before the US is majority non-white

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@SatyamInsights @Morbidful female privilege. a man would've gotten life

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@thealthype From the Volga River to the Mediterranean Sea, Europa will be free

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@RichardHanania He's the very model of a modern English major

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@CatholicOrca @Kaleb_Atlanta The West is "orthodox" or at least the traditional Catholics in the West. The West however are not "Eastern Orthodox" schismatics

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@UR_Infinite @SawyerMerritt @BBC_TopGear That would be cool, Tesla should add horse gallop sound mode

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@krystalball The deal that Arafat didn't agree to would have given Israel Al Aqsa, large swaths of the West Bank, and denied Palestinians a right of return to their homes that they were expelled from in 1948. It was an unconscionable "deal"

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@RichardBSpencer I also care about reducing casualties in the Russian army, that's why Putin should withdraw his troops back to the 1991 borders immediately

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@enriquemoreno @s_w_churchill @ctjlewis Your personal spending on groceries is going to increase 20% more than before, or 2% more of your total income. What's misleading about that?

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@kingdumbass69 @yru_gey @dmikeyanderson @ryanstephens @acnelson93 @HeroDividend A specific bacteria that likes to grow on rough surfaces such as rust

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@terriblekid_ @CreepyOrg I want to go back to the good ol' days of the 50s

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@omarali50 @RichardHanania I am leering at your sister, what you gonna do about it?

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@YooHoodY @101Rand0m @InternetH0F I would much rather work three 13-hour days than five 8-hour days per week

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@squirtle_says @pitdesi Zuck is right. Vision Pro is great if all you want to do is watch movies on a big screen. But to play games or do almost anything else, Quest 3 is superior

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@dr_duchesne @jordanbpeterson She's also extremely gorgeous and beautiful 😍

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@XRPee3 @AkuaZombie @Whotfismick When I was a kid, my mom used to get scammed by the car repair shop. Luckily we found a couple good reliable shops now

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@Foxfaxx @thealthype No you judge it based on his performance relative to the circumstances he faced

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@megantheevalium That little bit of areola poking out is so hot 😍

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@jarldietrich You can tell your bank you didn't agree to that transaction, and the bank will refund you

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@Surcasm132954 @bizlet7 I doubt women who claim their breasts are the cause of back pain. Plenty of men have bad backs so the woman probably just genetically has a bad back and is blaming it on her breasts

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@bizlet7 She clearly has breast implants and a push up bra. She knows what she's doing

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@ill_Scholar @AmericanaEthos I agree, and I'm willing to go to war to secure this territory for ourselves and our posterity

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@Klaus_Arminius Despite being everything she ever wanted, he still gave her the ick. She's having a hard time processing her emotions between him being a "good catch" but not treating her like a bag of meat like she subconsciously wants

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@myopinionokay_ @phemoid Women have a right to choose. She chose to roll off the steps. Are you suggesting men should forcibly prevent women from making poor decisions?

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@Mockingsfvalues @sentdefender "From what I've seen" oh I didn't realize you had a birds eye view over Ukraine

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@MKatorin And the best flag of them all:

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@notsoErudite You've never heard of self-defense? You know Israel attacked an Iranian embassy, right? And Israel is actively engaging in genocide in the gaza strip

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@binroy5000 @RichardBSpencer To fully understand why the West considers this meme to be "beaten into the ground" as you put it, we must first analyze the Jurassic geologic period that spanned from the end of the Triassic Period 201 million years ago to the beginning of the Cretaceous Period approximately...

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@RichardBSpencer The far left and far right both tend to be skeptical of Zionism, but Democrat and Republican politicians are almost unanimously pro Zionism, probably because of AIPAC funding etc

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@Garrett_Archer @Mauty480 You mean a million more anchor babies turned 18?

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@MatthewParrott I will never understand what goes on in the mind of a jew who thinks him admitting to being white was an earth-shattering revelation

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@CaptainPopp @History__Speaks

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@MatthewParrott I am.

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@JoshEakle

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@ramzpaul @Popsii360 @elonmusk Japan is nearly the size of the entire east coast of the US... Also, it's not the population number that is the problem, but no population has ever recovered from having such a low replacement rate. Japanese people will cease to exist if this trajectory continues.

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@MatthewParrott @Hamsterpilled_

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@wowitsnicholas @DissidentTradi1 It is a judgment you can charitably make. She publicly supports abortion, so until she publicly renounces her support for abortion she's not allowed to take communion

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@humourme1234 @mtracey They probably went as a group to Walmart and bought tents before heading to the college

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@mimikyuzfriend @veazydoezit @kirawontmiss He said he was in a situation like the one in the video, where a girl is clearly blackout drunk, and he "saved her" which sounds like a euphemism

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@biocompound Imagine the smell