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@insomniacookies
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Freddy Fazbear's Cookie Pizza is HERE! We're celebrating the new movie Five Nights at Freddy's with this terrifying treat. Get it in store or for delivery while supplies last. See Five Nights at Freddy’s in theaters & Peacock October 27! @FNAFmovie #FNAFMovie #FiveNightsAtFreddys
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@sunnydelight here ya go.
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@sunnydelight do you need a cookie to cheer up?
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Chocobo, meet Chocolate Chunk. Something epic launches 2/15.
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Your next snacking adventure awaits.🍪 ⚔️ Introducing the FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH Cloud Dippers and 12-pack, each served in a collectible box sleeve, in celebration of FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH launching Feb 29. These goodies are only here for a limited time while supplies last
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@insomniacookies
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order her insomnia cookies or pete davidson will
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ladies, if he: -doesn't txt u bck -is super sweet -baked until 3am -makes you feel warm inside he's not your man, he's a cookie.
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absolute unit.
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who else’s fave cookie is lemon white chocolate?
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@sunnydelight does anyone else need a hug? after all it is monday...
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the craving is real. 😋
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@Twitter are you ok? we’re here for you.
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i’m into fitness... fitness cookie into my mouth.
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rt if we should throw another pj party. 🥳🧐
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so about last night... #Insomniapjparty
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reasons to buy cookies & not flowers: -you don’t have to water cookies -vase water is disgusting -cookies smell better -flowers are fickle -cookies have 100% cookie taste -flowers don’t satisfy all the senses -cookies have substance -you can’t kill cookies
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The Five Nights at Freddy's X Insomnia Cookies' sweepstakes is ON. 5 lucky insomniacs will win this scary-good prize pack ➡️ See Five Nights at Freddy’s in theaters and Peacock October 27! @FNAFmovie #FNAFMovie #FiveNightsAtFreddys
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OUR BIGGEST DEAL OF THE YEAR: all-day 4/20, get 6 chocolate chunk cookies for $4.20. #protip #420
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who wants a free cookie?
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me: i’m only buying one cookie also me: walks out of store with 6 🍪
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show your friend it’s real. buy them cookies. #InternationalFriendshipDay
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it’s 2019... let’s get these 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪 🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪
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@BeautyChickee omg hello.
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@MeCookieMonster same. 🍪🍪🍪🍪
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@BeautyChickee see you soon. 😘
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me: walks into insomnia cookies brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it me: it smells like cookies
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rt this warm cookie front to beat the 🥶 #PolarVortex
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due to personal reasons i'll be eating a six pack by myself.
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@BeautyChickee sweet video.
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who wants some free gear?
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@MeCookieMonster same, Cookie Monster, same. 🍪
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reasons to get cookies: ☑️ you’re baked. ☑️ we’re baked. let’s be friends.
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rt if cookies are lifeeee #NationalCookieDay
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reasons to treat yo self: you got dumped you’re failing college you made your 🛏 you put on clean 👕 you haven’t skipped class yet lol because its dark by 6pm and that sucks because we said so your fam drives you crazy you have 3 dollars in your 💰account you cheated on a test
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@MeCookieMonster 🍪🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪🍪
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@BeautyChickee see you soon. 😁
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Best part of college: • PJs are acceptable attire 99 percent of the time. • No parental curfews. • You can eat cookies for breakfast every day if you want to.
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@Twitter why did the cookie go to the hospital?
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Get 6 chocolate chunk cookies for $4.20 today, because this is how we roll.
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@BeautyChickee not when you blow out all your money and can’t buy cookies.
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@BeautyChickee we can’t sleep either.
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happy 10 year anniversary of the world not ending on 12/12/12. u prob should celebrate with cookies
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reasons to attend our PJ Party: • $5 six packs • avoid homework • could meet @TylerJCameron3 • matching pjs w/ your friends • FREE traditional 🍪 • might fall in love • $10 12 packs • could meet @BeautyChickee • make new friends
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@Twitter cookies. 🍪
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🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪🍪🍪 stores it happened & we wanna celebrate with you. show this post & get a FREE cookie with purchase. deal ends 2/5 at 3am.
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@Twitter we’d prefer if it was a cookie.
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our yearly reminder: •our cookies don't contain melatonin. •our cookies don't put you to sleep. •our cookies don't contain thc. •or cbd. •or any other drug.
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IT’S FINALLY HERE! 🍪🍪🍪🍪 celebrate #NationalCookieDay with us by stopping in your nearest store and getting a free traditional cookie! no purchase necessary.
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might mess around and… | 👀 | \ 👄/ _____| |_____ / ✊__/ \__✊ order some cookies.
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🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪 We're extending the fun of National Cookie Day (Dec. 4th) all week long! Win free cookies for a year and some fun Insomnia Cookies gear! #freecookiesforayear Enter Now! --> 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
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Hot deal on a scary-delicious new treat.  All weekend-long, get the limited-edition Freddy Fazbear’s Cookie Pizza + two drinks for just $30 in store and online. See Five Nights at Freddy’s in theaters and Peacock October 27!  @FNAFmovie #FNAFMovie #FiveNightsAtFreddys
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some of y'all haven't stayed up till 2am studying for your test while eating cookies only to fail and it shows.
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@Twitter you ok twitter?
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@BeautyChickee 🌾👀🌾
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We really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really need you to stop asking if there’s something in the cookies.
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why is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a troll.
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@Twitter after we tell you our joke. 😉
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Happy Thursday, Happy 420.
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just solving some family problems
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some cookies would smack rn
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fun fact: if you eat cookies fast enough, fitbit will think you're running.
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me after i eat a few cookies... | | | | | \ | \ | \ | \ | 🍪 \ | 🍪🍪 / | 🍪 / | / | |
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@Twitter Cookie Monster. 🍪🍪🍪
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Take part in our BIGGEST deal of the year. 5 chocolate chunk cookies for $4.20, today only! #420day
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college student dna: 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪   🍪  🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪  🍪 🍪  🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪   🍪  🍪 🍪 🍪  🍪 🍪  🍪 🍪   🍪 🍪  🍪  🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪
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🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 👻👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻👻 🕷🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷🕷 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🕸 🕸 🕸🕸 🕸 🕸 🕸 s z n. now introducing , 🌚 cake!
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shoutout to @athletelogos for their amazing cookie club art!
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you ever just ⠀ want some cookies?
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cookies 𝙬𝙤𝙣’𝙩 break your heart.
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it's fan appreciation week! show this social media post for a 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖 traditional cookie with purchase!
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what a good boy. 13/10. send us your pet pictures and we'll name your pets after cookies. #NationalPetDay
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me after eating 12 cookies...
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Best places to be on campus: • In your bed • In your bed with insomnia cookies
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slice to meat you. 🍕 the pizza cookie cake has arrived. now available while supplies last.
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I got cookies for you. #PleaseAWomanIn5Words
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when you walk into insomnia cookies
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we'll start the bidding at $1,000,000 📍
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you work out so you can eat cookies.
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we love our insomniacs. to show our appreciation, show this post for a free traditional cookie with purchase in store! deal ends 7/15 at 3am.
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I want abs... ⠀ olutely all the cookies.
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you miss 100% of the cookies you don’t eat.
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students & staff - get a FREE 6-pack w/ $5 purchase with your school ID! now through 8/31, all college and high school students, teachers, faculty and staff get 1 FREE 6-pack of classic cookies with any $5 in-store purchase with a valid school ID
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not on a date right now, or on a bad one so you're looking at your phone? you prob deserve cookies. comment below & we'll randomly choose one of you to win a $25 e-gift card 💜🍪❤️ *winner chosen 12pm ET tomorrow 2/15*
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@Twitter 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪🍪🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪
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you up?
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insomnia will always be the move.
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on the 2nd week of exams my teachers gave to me: • 5 all-nighters • 4 hrs of crying • 3 mental breakdowns • 2 thoughts of dropout • & a month of anxiety
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