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@im_chilling69
michael
4 years
@chescaleigh @caitiedelaney "I know youre having a rough day, what with everyone telling you youre bad at your job..HAVE you considered being good at your job?" ๐Ÿ’€
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@im_chilling69
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11 months
@nodrectionhome also very funny to do this as someone who hasnt acted in anything noteworthy in over a decade
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4 months
@nodrectionhome i think it was probably just for Cannes but if only Coppola had the budget to hire some guy at literally every screening to come out and do this lol
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5 months
@BenShh1 it was kanye and he got ignored by everyone involved
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1 year
@nodrectionhome i actually have always interpreted it as a light at the end of the tunnel moment, signaling a new era of popularity and financial viability for folk music. llewyn might not go on to be the next Bob, but maybe now a label will see viability in his art and take a chance on him
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
@sponge_boi_ had no idea that was even in the works. sick to my stomach thinking about it
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2 years
@UsagiYohimbo10 honestly a pretty cool name for a horse
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2 years
@guymrdth almost every episode of Atlanta is a riff on Get Out. still love the show and i doubt Glover would deny that he was influenced
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6 months
@UnkleDell worst feeling in the world
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6 years
@25_male_nyc we ignoring the fact that this cade mfs last name is duckworth? mans full name is cade duckworth
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@im_chilling69
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4 years
@jaboukie it cant be eminent domain in philly unless its a poor neighborhood they need for a new row of condominiums for temple students
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4 months
@poddtadre admittedly not a simpsons guy but when he goes "i can talk..i can SIIIIIIIING" that is just objectively funny
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3 years
@catholicdad420 coileraycore
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2 years
@MegosMenace @bipoclandlord @paynushaver they have comment sections but they are generally echo chambers for the same sad jokes
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2 years
@LeftismForU your username is "leftism"
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@im_chilling69
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1 year
without question
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1 year
Post your favorite jazz album cover, please. I'll start.
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@im_chilling69
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4 years
@chescaleigh @caitiedelaney Hey look at this instead!
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
@rickdank_o why on fucking earth was the camera moving that way
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@im_chilling69
michael
3 years
@TheTownEmperor @felixfromchapo all his videos are like "yea i did 20 double dipped blotter tabs and put 2 rocks of molly in my ass, can't believe i freaked out"
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@im_chilling69
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3 years
๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@im_chilling69
michael
5 years
need a big forehead big nose girl to peck at me like a seagull
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@im_chilling69
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1 year
@timheidecker i HATE when the filmmaker TRIES
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@im_chilling69
michael
2 years
@legotrillermoth always loved how apple has never tried to double as a social media platform in any capacity
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@im_chilling69
michael
2 years
@lmNOTcatholic juice wrld probably did more damage in even less time. he had genuine radio hits that no one could escape and that (bad) faux-pop-punk-and-hip-hop sound became the zeitgeist for years. do feel like its dying out now though
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@im_chilling69
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5 years
pinocchio was honestly tweaking when he chose human consciousness and emotion over being a lifeless block of wood
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3 years
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@im_chilling69
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5 months
@lmNOTcatholic they tried to say ad astra was bad for this same reason and once again they were wrong
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
@slow_learner0 its just like film, there has to be consultation with military officials every time you make something like this. it's probably been their most powerful recruiting tool for the past 2 decades
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2 years
@Java_jigga the weed in france and the uk is dirt but they are super in to hash which obviously blows dry ass albanian mafia weed out the water
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
@catholicdad420 on a drunk rewatch last year my eyes were genuinely tearing up because of how good she looked
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@im_chilling69
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3 years
this is zucchini. it is her first day living here. she is just a little girl. say hello to zucchini
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2 years
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michael
2 years
@decoyrobot theres a moment in the scene with bradley cooper in the truck where she slips up and reveals that shes 28. thats the most blatant thing they throw at you but theres hints literally throughout the entire movie that shes closer to 30
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@im_chilling69
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5 months
@nodrectionhome hard rain's a gonna fall!
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@im_chilling69
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11 months
wow
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@im_chilling69
michael
5 months
he was right to can this.
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5 months
One potential concept for Quentin Tarantinoโ€™s โ€˜THE MOVIE CRITICโ€™ was having his earlier movies exist in the same universe It wouldโ€™ve either brought back stars to reprise their iconic Tarantino characters in โ€œmovie within a movieโ€ moments or as fictional versions of themselves.
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
@freshhel this happened in an episode of black mirror
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@im_chilling69
michael
3 years
i just got offered a job that pays nearly 8k more than my current position can i get a big ol stupid W
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
@dklmarxist drake on sacrifices. badly
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@im_chilling69
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4 months
@gemmabeepo "because theyre tired of the wild" lmfao
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@im_chilling69
michael
3 years
the last time authentic american culture was on display was when shut-ins across the country were leaving their homes to screech at fast food employees over rick and morty dipping sauce
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1 year
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2 years
@lmNOTcatholic shes from the bay. i would give her 6 months living this lifestyle before killing herself
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@im_chilling69
michael
5 months
@nodrectionhome just walked by it earlier and it's sincerely one of the biggest eyesores in recent new york memory. totally congests the crosswalk it's situated on too lmao
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@im_chilling69
michael
3 years
@Srirachachau Ever since i saw the bar scene in inglorious basterds ive always thought Michael Fassbender would make a really good bond
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@im_chilling69
michael
6 years
@LILBTHEBASEDGOD lil b i want to be closer to the basedgod โ„ข can i get a follow
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@im_chilling69
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5 months
@bornposting cannot imagine the ego involved with a person who would willingly make a photo like that their pfp
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@im_chilling69
michael
2 years
@lmNOTcatholic well said. my mom became a born-again christian a few years ago and its robbed her of so much compassion/media literacy. got her to watch in the mood for love over thanksgiving and she loved it, felt like a "miracle"
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
@catholicdad420 future: ohhhh give me a girlfriendddd or im gonna killllll myself with pillls ohhh hip hop twitter: im going to become toxic because of these bars!
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@im_chilling69
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9 months
great sear on these two
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@im_chilling69
michael
3 years
@trapyeezus 2nd half of n 2 deep *
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@im_chilling69
michael
3 years
@catholicdad420 theyll never stop doing this with Frank
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
@catholicdad420 nathan fielder struck GOLD with scion guy and this angela woman
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2 years
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
i dont have a joke to make. if you need your adderall prescription to keep yourself on track, that does not make you a "casual" "tweaker" or anything remotely similar. it is not comparable to doing meth. most people above the age of 12 can recognize the difference
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blows my mind that 41M adderall prescriptions were dispensed in the US in 2021 41M people casually tweaking on pharmaceutical grade amphetamines every day the re-branding of meth has been one of the greatest marketing campaigns of the decade, truly wild
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@im_chilling69
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8 months
i dont feel like screen-recording but Larry (falsely) discovering that he's actually a goy with christian parents, and then immediately finding natural talent in things like duck hunting and horseback riding..probably my favorite moment from the entire series
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no context curb your enthusiasm
8 months
who got that one larry david clip?
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@im_chilling69
michael
7 years
ms bolash just high fived me at iron bar yall have a good night
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@im_chilling69
michael
2 years
@dklmarxist the MGMT interview where he just outs them for saying a bunch of wild shit about banging sorority girls was when i caught on to his whole operation lmao he made them look like dickheads
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@im_chilling69
michael
3 years
roommate took zucchini to meet his family's dog i think they are friends
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@im_chilling69
michael
2 years
@BenShh1 no Kubrick unless im missing something and The Kings Speech over The Godfather pt 2 and LA Confidential all might make me pretty mad if i wasnt on a big fat edible rn
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@im_chilling69
michael
6 months
checkin in
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@im_chilling69
michael
3 years
@j_seegs my favorite accounts are the ones constantly talking about how fat their tits and ass are but then u go to their media and they're somewhere between a raw chicken cutlet and a washboard
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@im_chilling69
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3 years
healthy ass dog
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3 years
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2 years
@rickdank_o these frames are killing me right now
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@im_chilling69
michael
2 years
@passmekools @guymrdth atlanta? dude i wouldn't even really have a counter-argument. might even agree with you, i love that show
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@im_chilling69
michael
9 years
and i'll say it again. even if you're 90% sure your friends are okay, ask them how theyre doing every chance you get.
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@im_chilling69
michael
5 years
thinking about how this man is still walking free today. dont contact me for a little.
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michael
5 months
went a little overboard on the sauciness but whaddya gonna do. its gnocchi time.
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@im_chilling69
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5 years
@daniellemaria99 can hear your big ass acrylics absolutely demolishing your screen as u typed this
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@im_chilling69
michael
7 years
i cant believe how many people had never heard of the floor is lava before it became a meme smh did you skip childhood? what happened
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@im_chilling69
michael
2 years
@agrifuturism the beatles were pimped out in ways you wouldn't believe, my friend
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michael
2 years
@slow_learner0 in Heriditary towards the end when the camera slowly pans over and reveals one of the cult members we saw at the beginning of the film, at the grandma's funeral, is standing naked in the corner with a smile on his face. more disturbing than the head flying off imo
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@im_chilling69
michael
3 years
in 2014 you could say "trill clinton. sadboyz" and get a lot of pussy
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4 months
@JucikaDaily she's so thoughtful
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@im_chilling69
michael
2 years
@trulynotthere has to be middle ground between totally shitting on them or going around wearing their merch. its silly and dishonest to act like they havent churned out some of the best stuff of the 2010s and 20s so far
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@im_chilling69
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6 months
@UnkleDell never that, unc. staten island should be cut off from the world like one of those un-contacted tribes in the amazon. bridge collapse would be a great start
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@im_chilling69
michael
3 years
theyre in here calling me monsieur and what not
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@im_chilling69
michael
5 months
we're back with a carbonara
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michael
5 months
went a little overboard on the sauciness but whaddya gonna do. its gnocchi time.
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
@slow_learner0 Every Frame a Painting is great. don't believe he uploads anymore but you can just binge what he does have. also i know a lot of people probably cant stand ralphthemoviemaker but some of his older videos are genuinely pretty funny/have thoughtful criticism
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3 years
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1 year
like 90% of conservative animosity boils down to them just straight up insulting peoples' appearance
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This is the Communications Director for the Secretary of Interior:
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@im_chilling69
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6 years
@ vhs kids remember 2013 when all those white dudes got dreadlocks and wouldnt shut the fuck up about the โ€œsun godโ€ bad times man....baaaad times
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2 years
@catholicdad420 and we saw how they did madison cawthorn, almost immediately
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2 years
@mjkea and vice versa, lots of neo liberal types would watch blazing saddles and perceive it as an endorsement of some of the "problematic" humor
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2 years
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7 years
truly revolutionary. these are the things that matter, people
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2 years
not gonna be engaging in any socio-political debates over thanksgiving. instead i will be bringing the Jug of sakรฉ
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2 years
@charleyonhere never seen it but always figured it for a marvel movie with some "alt" sensibilities. now i saw it actually looks about 10x worse than most marvel movies. which is really insane. and then people are calling for it to win a vfx award. my brain is melting
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7 months
alright, man.
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@im_chilling69
michael
1 year
*at a deli thats never once gotten my order right* wow. thank you so much, guys. you guys are the greatest. have a wonderful day, all of you. let me know if theres ever an opportunity for me to lay my life down for this place, because i'll do it. i will do it.
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7 months
@KELVlN_FILTER "i liked this movie. but it seems like other people did too, and thats bad"
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@im_chilling69
michael
6 years
if she uses the backwards "(:" instead of emojis she will either heal the wounds of your past trauma and make you a better man or she will wanna tell you a whole lot about horses it aint no inbetween
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@im_chilling69
michael
5 years
"WORLDSTARRRRR" i yell as i pull out my phone to film a cute couple on the sidewalk sharing a sweet little kiss in the rain
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@im_chilling69
michael
2 years
hopefully i can save a few people a little bit of time by saying that literally nothing happens in this video
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alex ๐Ÿ’ญ โท
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he gives me the ick
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@im_chilling69
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2 years
in 2015 you could shoot yourself in to the upper class and change the lives of your loved ones forever by posting a video titled: DIABEETUS: Missing Epipen Prank On GRANDMA (She fucking Dies! Not clickbait)
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@im_chilling69
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6 years
i have not forgotten that you mfs thought saying "suh dude" was funny just a few short years ago and i wont forget ever
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@im_chilling69
michael
2 years
funny stuff! ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ hey can someone tell me about the character they put her head on? whats his deal?
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!โ˜ฎ๏ธ
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Mood.
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