Teslim Naito @ilyteslim Twitter profile

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@ilyteslim

1 year

@nizedatpussy This is probably the funniest one I've ever seen

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1 year

Idek how to say this properly. No matter how early you felt it was over, it was over way before then

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1 year

You can feel when it’s over.

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4 years

When you win the argument but now she's not talking to you

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1 year

@PastaJoshh Lmaooo life told him "sike nigga"

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5 months

My fucked up hairline came from my mom's side 💔. All her cousins look like Vegeta bro

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7 months

It's understandable that people will mix this up. It took me 22 years of being a muslim to know that some of these "rules" are Arab culture, not Islam. Covering the hair is an Islam thing, the Burqa isn't. Women not being allowed to drive is Arab culture, not Islamic law

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7 months

Are the eyes too seductive? Is eyesight reserved for men, too?

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1 year

The way Nigerians love Jon Bellion, NF and Ed Sheeran is insane cuz they don't even make good music

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1 year

We beg to differ 😤

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3 years

@keebb_ @King_Staccz حبيبي هذا كيكي بالمر

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4 years

Toothpick skcxktckstsksstxsk

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5 years

Bomboclaat!

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11 months

If this was Arafims they won't pay him caution fee

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11 months

How I turned my university dorm room into a smart room 💡 [THREAD]

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1 year

That Wizkid selfie is hard af

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6 years

@Iaypipe @MaxTheRipperHS @WORLDSTAR That be maaly raw 💯

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2 years

@GreenTextRepost W imo

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

7 months

When I was in uni, I had zero bitches. I still have zero bitches but I remember I had zero bitches in uni also

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7 months

how person go bag zero bttches from 100 level to 500 level ???

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4 years

They want to put me out of business

🔥Microwave 😂😜😂🚮

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4 years

Madoda ngath zihubela sakusha nje🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

This girl has sheikh zoned me 😞. Every time "my sheikh what did Allah say about this" . Ukhti I'm trying to make your legs sheik after Ramadan, why are you doing like this to me

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5 years

Schooling in Unilorin is like when you open the icecream in the freezer but its Ewedu that's inside

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1 year

@desusislord Avoiding relationships has helped my liquid uranium plant to thrive

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4 years

If a minor robs a store naked, they can't look at the security tapes or else they'd go to prison

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5 years

@KobeTakes Rockets without Harden don't make the playoffs. Rockets with Harden can win a championship so what's your point

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@ilyteslim

5 years

Its probably cuz it's a current account

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

2 years

Why is a woman's worth (in this case) measured by how much a man is willing to spend on her?

Crochet Creator🧶

@Ore_akiinde

2 years

I’m happy the romance culture is seeping into the Nigerian dating scene, more importantly I’m happy that Nigerian women are realizing their worths and not settling for nonsense anymore. There will always be a better option, always. Don’t let anyone fool you.

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1 year

My bro @matoms_ helped me find assets for the portfolio webpage. I'm also planning to change the picture if I take a better one. This is the link in case you want to fw it and hmu or check the live projects and stuff:

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5 years

@KobeTakes The only fair way to compare Harden to anyone is to use his stats in Rockets. Besides, Harden and AI have the same number of playoff appearances even though AI played 7 more seasons..... Says a lot

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2 years

@77_Kiah Sleep paralysis happens to me so much that I don't even feel scared anymore. I just get pissed off. "God if you're trying to kill me, stop doing foreplay with it"

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6 months

I just love how people that always say stuff like this think they're the ones with the high IQ

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@Whotfismick

6 months

normalize dating within your IQ level to avoid explaining obvious things

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7 months

Real Teslimsexuals only

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4 years

Any Halsey song tbh ❤

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3 years

@ice_wallowcome_ @kawaiigabbii It's Jules from Euphoria

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1 year

This babe is something else fr

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@ilyteslim

2 years

@solomonmissouri Gerri from Succession

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@ilyteslim

5 years

Someone used my matric number to save my contact on their phone 😂

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@ilyteslim

5 years

I remember in secondary school when girls used to curve me. They still do it now but I remember in secondary school they were doing it too

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@ilyteslim

4 years

Why do people rate this Billie Eilish girl. She doesn't even sing, she just whispers

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

4 years

When you breathe around Nigerian mothers

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1 year

@meetjeo I'd never hate you though, princess

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

5 years

This is how mothers take pictures of their kids at graduations

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5 years

me in class taking a picture of the notes that i'll never look at again

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4 years

Most of you girls really don't know how handsome my mom says I am

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

5 years

Does everyones relationships come with personal photographers

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@davidbunmii1

5 years

City Boy Season Ends When I Decide It Does...

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@ilyteslim

1 year

I really love how everyone answers this question assuming they're the intellectually superior one 😂

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1 year

Would you mind dating someone who is not your intellectual equal? Does it really matter? Ladies and gents.

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4 years

@playgirlliyah Animated characters getting more action than me 😔

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8 months

@thedirakash Good morning mommy

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@ilyteslim

5 years

Then the sex would be magical

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@pradaboygod

5 years

Boys always wanna fuck what if i am a witch then wat?

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4 months

The worst thing that can happen to the average Nigerian Muslim in the name of religion is probably just hijab discrimination. Most Muslims have never had to fear for our lives just for being Muslims

Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

4 months

What's the point of praying for Muslims in Gaza when the Muslims in our own country are doing all these horrible things?

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4 years

@CoreyB08 @BullsGotNext Wall has never averaged less than 7.6 assists a game in his career in the NBA.

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4 years

This was the last time people were excited to see me 😂

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10 months

@lipheria @howlxithree God see how they're cooking my bro 😭

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4 years

"I'm over here building houses and it has me thinking I could be building a future with you too"

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Teslim Naito

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7 months

Islamic law and Arab culture look the same on surface level. It's easy to see why people don't know or don't even bother to know about it especially when you consider that lots of Arabs are Muslims and Islam (the one we follow rn at least) originated in the middle east.

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4 years

Group chat: Engineer Akanni is holding a quiz in class Me:

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@ilyteslim

7 months

I really think Hafsat is the weirdest person on the planet. I'd take a bullet for her but I can never let her use my type-c charger

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

4 months

take your age add 21 subtract 11 subtract 10 THAT'S YOUR AGE

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@ilyteslim

2 years

Got my first gig today 🤌

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@ilyteslim

2 years

@interludetheart That's why I want all my guys to go to Muslim heaven. 70 bad bitches and food 24/7. I can't imagine praying for eternity

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Teslim Naito

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7 months

I am a simple man. I see Emile Smith Rowe on the field, I smile

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Teslim Naito

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1 year

Extremely overrated

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

5 years

She would rather be wet with him than to be dry with you 👀

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

1 year

You can't gatekeep Islam and you're not allowed to doubt anyone's authenticity as a Muslim. It's entirely between them and Allah

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1 year

i blame Muslim men for allowing a sense of comfort in our community to incels

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3 years

@__open_minded @Hoekage77 Congrats Sherlock Holmes. You solved the mystery 😃👍

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4 years

When you're listening to a song so deep that you don't know if you're listening to the song or the song is listening to you

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5 years

God I'll spend my money wisely when it comes this time

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9 months

@_Fraudnick There's power in the book of Allah and it's free to download. Try reading it once in a while

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

1 year

I haven't read the art of seduction but 48 laws of power preaches this weird Machiavellian way of approaching life and thinking every social interaction is like a zero-sum game. The book trains you to have very premeditated interactions

POCO || God's Man and Sceptre 🔥

@pst_oge

1 year

Unpopular Opinion; It's a huge red flag if your partner is a firm follower of these books; 1. 48 Laws of Power 2. The Art of Seduction. These books teach manipulation on a high scale. (Yes I have read them). P.S not just partner BTW, but friend, pastor, colleague e.t.c.

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@ilyteslim

5 years

Success Suicide

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5 years

Bomboclaat!

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1 year

@ShitpostGate I honestly won't be surprised if dolphins are actually racist

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

9 months

I hate that I could go from talking to someone daily, to once a month, to never talking again for absolutely no reason. It's like falling out but without any prior fights, we just don't talk again. The number of times this has happened over the years is really concerning.

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

4 years

It's sad that the people that call Uzi trash don't even listen to him

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@ilyteslim

1 year

She was a lie

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@ilyteslim

1 year

I think Igbo girls might be the truth

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@ilyteslim

3 years

@ayotund3 I took only orbit chewing gum and pure water for like three days straight

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@ilyteslim

1 year

Please vote wisely today so I'll be able to buy more wigs for my girlfriend

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@ilyteslim

4 years

My dad came to Ilorin without telling me....... Again 😑💔

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@ilyteslim

5 years

My crush just liked and retweeted my tweet. It's over for all of you

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@ilyteslim

5 years

What is the synonym of synonym

A Better Environ initiative

@abetterenviro

5 years

Bomboclaat

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@ilyteslim

1 year

Bruhhhhhh 😭😭

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1 year

U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016

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4 years

Since you don't have a name, would you want my last name?

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@ilyteslim

4 years

When I realize there's world war III so I don't have to worry about my grades #worldwar3

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@ilyteslim

5 years

The end of the fucking world The marvelous Mrs Maisel Fleabag Russian Doll Dead to me The good place Westworld You Peaky blinders Barry Pennyworth Breaking bad Better call Saul Killing Eve I swear I'm not leaving my room for the rest of the semester 🤪

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1 year

@LocalBateman

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@ilyteslim

5 years

A lot of guys don't like me.......... but their girlfriends do

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@ilyteslim

4 years

One guy posted "R.I.P Juice wrld" on his status but he used XXXtentacion's picture 😂😭

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@ilyteslim

5 years

Be brave and talk to your crush today

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@ilyteslim

8 months

Convocation tomorrow lfg

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@ilyteslim

4 years

I tried to say this name out loud and the chairs in my room started floating

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

3 years

I'm sure Mahrez put Ucl in his laylatul quadri prayers

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@ilyteslim

4 years

We used to be close friends, now I'm not even sure we're friends. We used to talk all the time, now we don't talk at all.

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@ilyteslim

5 years

I just finished my Legwork tutorial on YouTube. I'm officially ready for Trybe

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@ilyteslim

5 years

Thinking about this babe and I'm smiling like an idiot 😹

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@ilyteslim

5 years

To all the babes looking for good niggas, allow me to introduce myself.... First name : Good Last name : Niggas

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

7 months

But if you consider the distribution of Muslims globally and map it to their regions, you realise that most Muslims are not Arabs. But people still use the horrible Arab culture to look down on Islam as if they're the standard

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@ilyteslim

5 years

Cant believe brushing your teeth wasnt mentioned in this thread at all.🤦‍♂️

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

5 years

This is how @leilayesufu snaps look like 😂😂

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Teslim Naito

@ilyteslim

1 year

Very very tough but Lana's latest album is better than every album Adele has ever dropped so I'm going with Lana

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@ilyteslim

4 years

I've finally gotten that perfect Lacazette fade. Walai mo fine gan

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