The Mysterious And Marvellous Mr H🧠 @77_Kiah Twitter profile

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The Mysterious And Marvellous Mr H🧠

@77_Kiah

3 years

There’s no advantage to being poor

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@blknoize_06

3 years

advantage of being poor, you know the value of small things.

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Green White Green

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2 years

Boko Haram cannot see eagle square now o, if it’s a 72 year old farmer with arthritis they will start shouting Allah Akbar

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@77_Kiah

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A balding man: he is bald A balding woman: she’s suffering from Alopecia De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas

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@77_Kiah

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Florence you retired the day you were born, don’t clart my lungs

Cuppy

@cuppymusic

2 years

The MAIN reason I work REALLY hard is so that I can retire at 35 years old and live on abalumo farm with Dúdú and FünFün!👩🏾‍🌾

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@77_Kiah

3 years

@YvonneOrji @thecrystaluncut Be saddened by this ratio ❤️

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@77_Kiah

2 years

I think about this young man everyday. He had that dawg in him

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@77_Kiah

2 years

yesterday person put goat meat, smoked fish, ponmo and other stuffs inside palm oil stew call am “broke stew”, this morning another guy design 5m per annum house call am middle class, this evening another babe talk say Ikeja and surulere na trenches. God go save us 😸❤️

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@77_Kiah

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“If I answer 3 out of 5, I will get more that 50. I can do number 3a but can’t do b and c, if I do 4a with 17.5 marks, I will collect b from......” the only way to pass in Federal Uni.

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@77_Kiah

3 years

When the DJ is using toshiba laptop with black cello tape >>>>>>> MacBook.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Why is she clean and why are you dirty? Divine please talk to me

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2 years

Calm Down with @selenagomez out this Friday, I can’t wait! Presave link in bio ❤️

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@77_Kiah

2 years

We said Okoye is not good, Nigerian women said our penis is small. They are complicit in this defeat.

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@77_Kiah

3 years

This is why English players don’t go far in life

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@SquawkaBet

3 years

◉ Passing like Pirlo ◉ Tackling like Gattuso ◉ Dribbling like Kakà Kalvin Phillips is not the Yorkshire Pirlo, he's the entire Milan midfield. 🤩

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@77_Kiah

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dawg, the world will stripe you off your dignity if you are poor.

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@anunymousJ

2 years

Portable dey cry sha… Zazuuuu

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@77_Kiah

2 years

this is why migrating to the UK >>>>>> If you talk nonsense we trace your grandfather to Sagamu

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@77_Kiah

3 years

I been meaning to say something for a very long time, but it’s been slipping my mind. A large number of you treat your parents terribly.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

My first baby just landed in 9JA🇳🇬 thank you #Bitcoin , thank you cryptocurrency. cheers to new heights ☺️🥂✨

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@77_Kiah

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If person exhume Fela, reanimate am, carry am go market make he price tomatoes and pepper, e fit lock himself for studio for 1 month, create 7 hour long Nigerian Government diss track.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Bnxn para Bnxn Bnxn Para

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@77_Kiah

2 years

I’ve played bet I’ve done forex I’ve done Ponzi schemes I’ve sold Chinese toothpaste/ body cream I’ve done crypto I’ve started 2 business and failed I’ve done 9-5 (technically 8-8 as a Lagosian) I’ve done everything dawg, I gave up this morning.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

I visit one guy for him self proclaimed trenches, and I gats call am for gate to send me code before estate open gate.

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@77_Kiah

3 years

I make mistake order drink 348k, waiter ask me “Oga mi are you sure?”. God bless this guy 😭🙌

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@77_Kiah

2 years

He knew and he no give my goat expo 😥

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@77_Kiah

3 years

No club has paid £0 to buy Lionel Messi. He’s literally PRICELESS 😭🇫🇷❤️

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@77_Kiah

2 years

when Nigeria music was about “who them dey play for birthday party” and not Spotify streams per second.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Some of your grew up in homes where your mother diced apples and strawberries to garnish your oats before you head out to school but you are trying to act like you are hard because you listen to lil Durk. werey

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@77_Kiah

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Twitter: you can’t edit dms, you can’t delete dms, even if you block a user it’s still visible. Mumu: is this a safe space? 🥺

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@77_Kiah

2 years

na wa 😭

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@77_Kiah

2 years

If British people had their way, black people will never kick a ball in the premier league,

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Some men will sleep with you and move on, I’ll sleep with you and move in. I don’t have an apartment, I’m built different ❤️

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@77_Kiah

2 years

I want every Nigerian on twitter to look at themselves in the mirror and say, “I’m not a black American”. Once in the morning, Once at night, maybe they’d be cured on the 7th day.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Americans really put themselves in serious financial debt to study courses like psychology and gender studies so they can dye their hair purple and come to fight on twitter while working in Costco or Target and selling astrology stone on the side

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Lagos babes in 80k per night service apartment in Lekki with 7k in their bank account:

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Messi won the Copa America and destroyed our timeline. He was never meant to win an international trophy, somebody changed history 😭

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@77_Kiah

3 years

We live in a society

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@77_Kiah

2 years

The scary thing is China is watching closely and I’m sure we are owing them gbese. I’m 100% sure

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Police stop me look my slippers tell him guy say “e file, this one no be working boy”, dear God I can see what you are doing in my life.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

The Greatest Individual Footballing Season of All Time

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Dear Nigerians, let’s not lie to ourselves, yahoo/fraud is a career choice for the average Nigerian guy. Leave your twitter and personal space and look outside. It’s wild, but it’s the truth

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@77_Kiah

3 years

LMFAOOOOOOOOO 😭

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@77_Kiah

3 years

How are Nigerians not raging over food prices ? 😭

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Nothing worse than a child from a very privileged background entering uni/ boarding school trying to form streets, wyd man.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

suppose dey start your tweet with “ololade mi Asake”

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

2 years

Manchester United and Barcelona have been in direct contact today for Frenkie de Jong. Still no agreement on the fee, as Barça told Man Utd they won’t sell FdJ for less than €86m. 🚨🇳🇱 #MUFC Barcelona want full fee guaranteed, also because of La Liga rules to reinvest money.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

One thing I respect about Buhari is how much he’s breaking the boundaries between Islam and Christianity. For example; this Ileya will look a lot like Christmas, many a niggas will kill chicken.

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@77_Kiah

3 years

@KFCBarstool We may not have food but we beat you in basketball.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Ronaldo at Bayern’s front gate on Monday morning

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Americans dey sing about sex and drugs dey bag grammy. reach my country turn, them say make we dey focus on climate change, bolo haram and the sufferings of the African child. Internalised racism will never let us make it out of the hood. 😥

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@77_Kiah

3 years

The babe wey you dey send 50k from your 150k allowance get like 3M locked up in piggyvest, but you be terry waya 🤩

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Sungbalaggher no dey waste time. Enter pitch play 30 minutes, waka.

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@77_Kiah

3 years

When Messi was the only Argentine to score in a whole year, we didn’t hear noise

ESPN FC

@ESPNFC

3 years

Lionel Messi has only scored 1 open play goal in his last 16 competitive matches for Argentina. His other 3 were penalty kicks. Does he need more help at international level? 🤔

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@77_Kiah

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Buju really can’t be vexing for trolls as a retiree sha, e suppose sabi how e dey go.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

what name did he give you ?

Pheelz🐘🤟🏾

@Pheelz

2 years

Gave @drdre a Nigerian name 🇳🇬 MAYOWA 🇳🇬 // meaning : JOY BRINGER// 👑🐘

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@77_Kiah

2 years

I remember waspapping campaigning heavily for Buhari in 2019 even after all the suffering we endured for 4yrs. Now he’s on twitter lamenting about how they’ve kidnapped his brother and how he’s lost faith in Buhari. As a concerned citizen, I wish this is the beginning of his woes

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@77_Kiah

3 years

This year’s BBN is as a result of bribery and corruption. When you give slot to people that don’t have a clue about what they are doing because of “connection” you end up with this piece of shit. 😴

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@77_Kiah

2 years

From today, I won’t have a single Jewellery on my person. My God didn’t create me to make women happy.

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2 years

jewelry on men ???? rings, necklaces, all of that...attractive AS FUCK

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Romelu Lekwa-Ukwu na the wildest slander name I don see so far 😭

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@77_Kiah

2 years

I remember a senior I fell in love with in secondary school. She kissed me on my cheek one sunday and died in like 2 weeks, made me think hours.

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@77_Kiah

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My MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO ME FOR THIS MOMENT. MESSI IS A CHAMPION WITH ARGENTINA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Muslim brothers talk about haram and halal all day only to end up begging kafayat for coochie once it’s 12am. Stop bro

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Imagine being an Asuu guy chatting with babe in private Uni, she fit dey prepare for exam make you dey use “have you eaten” dey disturb her life. 😂😂

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Let’s be real with ourselves, the greatest motivator for financial crimes is poverty and like I keep saying, Nigerians do not truly understand how deep the roots of poverty have gone in our country. People don’t really understand how bad these Buhari times really is….

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Our RB no fit run, DM na woman, ST is on the big side and our LCB na like 5”2, we go hold at least 6

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@77_Kiah

3 years

@eth_ari There’s no single benefit to being a man in this cold world

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@77_Kiah

3 years

E get some kind babes wey you go carry go restaurant spend 50k. E get some wey go dey satisfied with 8k pancake date. E get some wey go contribute make una two go out. E get some wey go dey house with you because una two dey jobless. Always date your level. 👍

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Ramos and Pepe entire career was built on breaking Messi and you guys cheered for years 😂

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@Serginaoo

2 years

The harrasment Vinícius Jr. suffers from grown men on a football pitch for simply wanted to play football is disgusting. Javier Aguirre was heard by Vini asking his players to break his legs hence why he got mad. Investigate @realmadrid

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@77_Kiah

2 years

To think every child here is now smoking loud is insane

De PERIL👹

@yemiinfame

2 years

@interludetheart Cheer up with this too

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Everybody in 2015 using that camera 360 glossy filter ✨

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@77_Kiah

2 years

This is no way to live

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@77_Kiah

3 years

See how Kanye drop album for hot afternoon, no tweet, no announcement, no album cover sef. What a guy

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@77_Kiah

3 years

If wizkid ask me say “u don chop”, I go cry like 2 weeks straight, call my mama tell am say I don make am.

Wizkid Source

@WizkidSource

3 years

8/31: Wizkid and Mut4y in Ghana.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

He’s crazy talented and it’s not just the comedy. This nogga can do almost everything in entertainment.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

I apologise for myself and the rest of the Nigerian men for not doing fraud 🧎‍♂️❤️

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Person drop odds, the odds get 10k likes, like 1 million impressions, all the people wey get generational curses wey Oyedepo no fit free play am, and you sef stake money. 😭

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@77_Kiah

3 years

All of you that’ve turned this Cubana story to “Hausa vs Igbo”, “Igbo vs Yoruba” etc. Need to look deep into your hearts and realise you are nothing but bums.

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@77_Kiah

3 years

LMFAOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@77_Kiah

2 years

The masculine urge to want to sleep with 35 year old women

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Misogyny no dey get interactions again, time to disrespect wizkid. 😋

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Remember Messi isn’t playing the Copa America final to prove any point, he’s already the greatest footballer to kick a ball in any generation 🇦🇷

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Pep, the greatest football coach of all time. A coach I’ve admired for over a decade and wish nothing but success just won the premier league with a leftover squad against the strongest team in Europe, but I would give it all to see CRK knacking free kick in conference league.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

If you’ve tasted altenussy you’d understand why niggas listen to this stuff. The No fear of God pussy slaps different ngl.

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@77_Kiah

3 years

I dey push my Uber for road fgs. NIGERIA DEY KILL ME ☹️

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@77_Kiah

2 years

2500 comments and I’ll deactivate, no cheating this time around, I promise.

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Words cannot describe how terrible the Nigerian Federal Government Universities are. The system is designed with the sole purpose of seeing you fail, nothing more.

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@77_Kiah

3 years

I am tired of hearinng “burna boy didn’t sell out O2” and “burna boy sold out O2” arguments. Your mother can’t sell the bournvita in her shop but this is what you are worried about.

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@77_Kiah

2 years

My man painted area boys at oshodi like knights of Camelot because Tunde snap picture as them dey play chess.

BARON EL'SAMA

@sama_on_point

2 years

Why are the Area Boys at Oshodi underbridge not into financial crimes, rituals if poverty is the biggest motivator for financial crimes? Those Area Boys whom you like to look down upon have higher moral values than most of you on this app making excuses for criminals! TUEH!

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@77_Kiah

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that “I no get money, I no dey talk to woman” mentality is so sad, this na even the time to seek companionship and happiness. what happened to humanity?

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Day 10 without football; Going to my Muslim friend’s house to see Salah one more time 😔

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Bro I’m 21 and I’ve been sacked twice. Yeeshhh 😬

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@77_Kiah

2 years

Do Egyptians have any idea how many times we’ve bound and casted them on Sundays? They really thought they had a chance 😭

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@77_Kiah

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Race for the golden boot: Cristiano Ronaldo 🇵🇹- 2 goals Romelu Lukaku 🇧🇪- 3 goals. FROM THE SERIA A TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE THE RIVALRY CONTINUES 💯🔥

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@77_Kiah

3 years

Uk girls have like the most perfect makeup

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@77_Kiah

2 years

be grateful for this ratio ❤️

𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟

@kusssman

2 years

I’m grateful for the love you guys have shown me all year 🖤

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@77_Kiah

2 years

See that stuff about white players being technically gifted and black players being PNP? It’s not a racist joke dawg, it’s reality. Wallahi it’s too real.

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@77_Kiah

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We are watching the collapse of this country in front of our eyes, in higher definition, and there’s nothing we can do about it

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@77_Kiah

2 years

I’m a strong believer of whatever problem the black man face is of the black man’s design. Anything that happened to us after Independence is 100% on us. I will never forgive Nigerians in the 60s 70s for what they’ve done.

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@77_Kiah

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Chellini is 37 btw. 37 years of age. He doesn’t get Goat shouts because he doesn’t score penalties and headers.

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@77_Kiah