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🔺tenderpunk pioneer🔺 renegade rip’r, producer, mixer // LA // she/her/noise gremlin

Los Angeles
Joined March 2011
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@illuminatihotts
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thrilled to bring you the next era of IH via a brand new single called “Can’t Be Still” and a big ol’ headline tour 🎨🎨🎨 tix go on sale Friday 10/3 at 10am local time but if you have the pre-sale code (cantbestill) then you can get tix RIGHT NOW 🥳
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it is my deepest honor to have had a small hand in the work of my brothers in shred and literal icons @phoebe_bridgers @lucydacus & @julienrbaker 💕 every tune is stunning, @xboygeniusx is the biggest goddam band in the world
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the record is out march 31st and three songs are out now.
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a difficult post:
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re: merch cuts 🫶
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the merch guy standing on his chair shouting all the lyrics to the band he’s selling shirts for is the kinda ppl we gotta surround ourselves with
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finally, real punks
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This is the first band I will be RUNNING to see once I get my second shot:
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if i told u which bands were cops u wouldn’t believe me
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bud lite is just bread flavored la croix
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so tite that they named an entire holiday after a phoebe bridgers song
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rug at airbnb is the same color as Loveless
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very st0ked to announce my new album, FREE I.H! this absolute rip’r will be SELF RELEASED & out in-full next Friday 7/17 🔺 you can stream the first track, “will I get canceled if i write song called, ‘if you were a man you’d be so cancelled’” NOW 🔺
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cops suddenly afraid to use force & violence when all the protesters are white racists huge shocker
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can’t wait til the very last day of sxsw when every single band lines up in parallel and walks by each other n slaps hands n says “good game”
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𝕃𝕖𝕥 𝕄𝕖 𝔻𝕠 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕖 is here 🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺 thank you, all of you, for listening & for letting me be me always 🔺
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roses are red this is not my imagination
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Illuminati Hotties' 'Freequent Letdown' is an effortless blast of pop-punk inspiration. See why it's a Song You Need to Know
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happy pride literally everyone is gay get over yrself
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why do 90% of my exes look like buc-ee
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are u a weed band or a hard seltzer band
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i wonder if my dog feels the same way walking into a p*tco as i feel walking into a gu*tar c*nter
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why it cool to put butter on bagel but chaos to put cream cheese on bred slice
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every single day is harder than the last in the wake of death bc every single day is one step in the wrong direction: further away from knowing & experiencing life w my mom. so hug yr mom & savor any moment that doesn’t feel like the treadmill is speeding up.
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wish everyone that posted a pic of cute cold bernie voted him into office
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IH is BACK and I'm thrilled to announce that I've partnered with  @hopelessrecords on my very own imprint  @snackshacktrax . New single/music video “MMMOOOAAAAAYAYA" out now - get SLIMING or BE SLIMED, baby 🤑
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hittin the road with the boys this summer ❤️‍🔥😭
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my jewish education through childhood fed me a lot of propaganda that’s difficult to unlearn. one thing i was taught that i’d like to hold on to is the value of human life above all else. israel is NOT honoring that supremely jewish value & cannot continue to steamroll palestine
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RIP bandcamp huge loss, hurting for the people who’ve thrown their passion into making this platform great and lost their jobs overnight as a result of corporate greed
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lol @ the dudes who talk to my band & not to me and BLESS the dudes in my band who have no pride in redirecting all comments about the record to the person who actually made it aka me why y’all think gals can’t be masterful or auteurs or anything other than the singer
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something that absolutely ENRAGES me is knowing that people listen to us for the first time & assume a man is behind all of the instruments and that i just sing on top of it. i wrote and recorded everything but the drums on our record, WOMEN CAN DO MORE THAN HAVE PRETTY VOICES!!!
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‘couv went CRAZY y’all! playin w @xboygeniusx & @carlyraejepsen TONIGHT at @GorgeAmphitheat 🔺 doors at 5! doot doola doot do 🔺🔺
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bet this wasn’t on your 2023 bingo card #Ahsoka
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. @IlluminatiHotts is officially part of the @StarWars universe
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doing my thing is so much more fun now that the person i love is actually nice & supportive
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pleased to inform you that 2022 is, once again, year of the hotties 🤝
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this is the face of someone who scared a bird away and then immediately barfed in the dirt
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watching Dune like
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when there's nothing left to mute you have to set your phone on fire
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k ill say it: news 4 u tmrw
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MMM OOO AAAAA YAYA
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wow just got so sad that i’m not currently on tour w @puptheband
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FREE I.H: this is not the one you’ve been waiting for is 🔺OUT NOW🔺 Stream the record here:
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🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺
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i hear drinking a 6-pack when you’re home sick w booster side effects increases the potency of the vaccine
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do all the dudes in ball caps know that the sun is not shining tonight here at the gig indoors
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ACAB say it back
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is there a word for loving someone irl & hating their internet persona
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if they rly loved u they’d send u their p*rnhub 2019 year wrapped
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POOL HOPPING SUMMER HAS BEGUN! stoked 2b sharing my new song/video for POOL HOPPING today & THRILLED 2 announce that my new album ‘Let Me Do One More’ will be out October 1 via @snackshacktrax / @hopelessrecords ☀️ THIS IS THE ONE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR
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absolutely LOSING it listening to @IggyPop talk about IH on @BBC6Music THANK YOU IGGY 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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i- 😭❤️
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Digging the shit out of this @illuminatihotts record. This song's kicking my ass. Whole records a smash though. #NowPlaying
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nobody: JK Rowling: Sirius Black listened to exclusively illuminati hotties
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artists n bands r bustin their butts 4 ya out there plz just listen to them play for 30min it's the literal least you can do if yr at the gig
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say “let’s rip” to IHs newest lil shreddr 🔺 i been sayin mayyyybeee i’ll get a dog for a jillion years so i finally got one: Maeby 😍❤️🥺
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venue: plz send thru yr tech & green room rider when you have a chance! IH:
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HELLO WE’RE OPENING FOR @dcfc THIS SEPTEMBER 🔺🔺🔺 9/15 - Las Vegas, NV 9/17 - Napa, CA BIGGEST IH SHOWS TO DATE, FOLLOW ME INTO THE MF DARRRRKKKK!!!!!! 🍂🌌😭😭😭 photo by @mariahrussek
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butt-emo
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this is the best day ever
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BE YR OWN DISCOVER WEEKLY
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o-rod, let’s shred
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Olivia Rodrigo tour with Illuminati Hotties opening when
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puttin a feeler out ... how many of u would be interested in contributing to some gang vocals... idk how to blast out this song in a way that makes sense to everyone but i need a full cheerleading squad on this one
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in the band group thread talkin about how much we miss @puptheband
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hate to break it ya but yet again 2023 is bound to be YEAR OF THE HOTTS
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me tracking the vocals ➡️ listening back to the vocals
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i’m being held captive by my band they’re forcing me to listen to c*ldplay in the van and won’t let me out
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another year, another grammys refusing to acknowledge non-male producers
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i do also need this
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LOSING IT OVER THIS FROG INK W A TINY FROG KISS YR FRENEMIES LP
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I got the best tattoo on earth over the weekend and I can’t stop lookin at it… by @tiny .toad on instagram!!
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unreal 😭
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Double page spread on @illuminatihotts in today’s @guardian . “One of the most addictive releases of the year” 🙌
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might fk around and put out music one day
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unfortunately the next IH tour will require a 23-piece ensemble
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2020 is YEAR OF THE HOTTIES rise up, hottsquad
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thanks 4 listening
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🤘 The Illuminaughty 🤘
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u evr just get so pissed
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sometimes i wake up and think "dam when i will release another album" and then i realize i released and album this year and blocked it from my memory instantly
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. @DojaCat swing by the stu sometime
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Doja Cat reveals to Variety that she wants to explore punk: “I want to explore punk. But not pop-punk. I want to explore more of a raw, unfiltered, hardcore punk sort of thing.”
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every hook on my next record ends with the word “tonight” landing on the root note
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i am just another indie rocker, carrying her little bag with her giant baguette
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when yr staying w a kind stranger on tour and yr stumbling around trying to find a glass of water after the gig
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when dudes “bro” me: not hot when non-dudes “bro” me: hot when dudes and non-dudes “dude” me: duuuuuuude!!!!
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every band who’s ever put out a record ever
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Did you hear about me? Oh, you haven’t? Ok
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i think i saw u in my top 5 most listened to artists in 2020 list , lover
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totally insane that my h8rs all have crushes on me
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u ever watch a band and think man it must be so easy to be that band
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rly missing the gig rn
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woah i totally forgot i put a record out last year until i looked at my twitter banner
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life’s a beer, baby!!! ice cold! so drink it quick!!! or it’ll pass you by??? or ???? thx (to you) i made it another year older another beer bolder 🤩🌳👻👑👠🐙✨🍉🌯🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
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everyone in LA jus b walkin around in their big big pants and teeny tiny shirts and pointy pointy shoes
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y’all kept asking so: ppl plzr now on all streaming 🔺 HOTTO-O hoodies avail in red & black (and magnets too) 🔺 music video for ppl plzr on YT created by YOU 🔺 7” pre-orders for ppl plzr comin yr way soon by way of @anxietyblnkt (sign up on our email)🔺 butts out for IH 🔺
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return of the king of the hill
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is this DESIGN COMPANY roasting me?!? did they just say pick a fav band name and then name only ppl with human first name/last names? do u wanna fight me? bc the acronym of your company is SAD let’s talk about design NOW, fam
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It's 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 time of year again: pick your favorite band name from the @hopscotchfest poster. Illuminati Hotties aside, the 2019 line up is looking 🤯💥🔥🙌. Our top recs? @jennylewis , #TylerRamsey , @orvillepeck , and of course @therealkurtvile . 🌃🎸🎶
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plz god let there be a song that comes before a-punk in the alphabet my car speakers thank u
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The wait is over: New music from Vampire Weekend arrives next week:
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thx 4 makin space for IH in yr hearts ❤️🌌
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never trust a stratocaster
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BEYOND THRILLED TO FINALLY ANNOUNCE A BIG BIG TOUR! IH will be coheadlining the following shows w the unparalleled @FenneLily & w support from @KatyKirby_ & @pompomsquad 🔺 YES i’m excited as you are & YES tix are on sale FRIDAY 10am PST 🔺 CAN I GET A “SHRED ON” IN THE CHAT?!
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endless gratitude to everyone who spun LMDOM this year ❤️ ranking art with numbers is stupid. that being said i do love to be loved so thank uu for lovin me, for sharing me with yr friends, and for being a such a special part of why i get outta bed n make my lil songs each day 😘
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what if i told u there's more
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it’s my birthday - put an IH song on the billboard top 40 you cowards
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in an effort to save resources i will be eating my depression pasta directly from the pot in which i cooked it, only bc i am an environmentally conscious citizen
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thx for bringing this to our attention brandon - previously NO ONE has understood why a woman would ever make music
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me, listening to literally any indie pop song w female vocals: dam...... she would probably be a good gf
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“Threatening Each Other re: Capitalism” is out TODAY🥤this is the final single from my album Let Me Do One More which drops in LESS THAN A MONTH AAAAHHH!!! special thanks to @anselzz & Tyler Coray for creating the perfect little visual for this tune 🥤🥤🥤
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get a dog with just as much existential dread as you have
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