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3 years

Jeezy tried to have that man killed and y’all thought he was gon be peaceful? Lmaoooo yeah aight

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3 years

Good morning to fans of teams that Dak Prescott quarterbacks only

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@UnbotheredMike Ayo??

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2 years

Y’all left Cooper Rush too much time

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@CrimsonandSpice @tvonetv So you eating cold baked beans 😐

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2 years

You tweeted this as if Cedrick Wilson himself isn’t a backup…shut yo goofy ass up

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Cedrick Wilson out here celebrating as if the Cowboys aren’t in a competitive game with the Eagles’ backups.

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@FitChickJen He’s not bothered by this…it looks as tho he’s actually a

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3 years

They let us take him at pick 51 😂😂😂

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3 years

Trevon Diggs has been named NFC Defensive Player of the Month. He has 3 interceptions in 3 games, 6 passes defended and opposing QBs have a passer rating of 40.8 when targeting him. (Video: @NFL )

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2 years

Trevon Diggs the greatest CB in Dallas Cowboys history

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2 years

I got my dog y’all

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2 years

Uh oh there’s a certain demographic of #cowboysnation about to turn on Micah

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2 years

Keep the conversation going...💚💛❤️ @MicahhParsons11 teamed up with @usnikefootball for #MyCauseMyCleats to highlight the fight to end social injustice & ensure equality for all. #ProBowlVote @MicahhParsons11

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2 years

La’el Collins not even a starter on this team is wild….we got pro bowl talent kicking it on the sideline

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3 years

My son has made the varsity football team as a 9th grader. I don’t brag on my kids often but this is definitely a proud father moment

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@imtiaz_khan321 @BiffDon Pain and agony all over his face

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@kevinjette29 @_KoreanHeir Kev you making yourself look worse than you already do

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@freedavintrey @Ariannnyy_ Damn bro Paul George did you greasy

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3 years

@ovomelly @EBK_Koff Me:

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2 years

And to this day Aaron Rodgers still has never won a super bowl without Mike McCarthy

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2 years

I ain’t seen one fan say Super Bowl ol steroid head ass boi

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3 years

Zeke ain’t ever been fat y’all just goofy

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2 years

@CowboysNation Until I see Cooper Rush lose a game I don’t think he can

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3 years

Dan orlovsky will make an excuse for every quarterback in the league except Dak

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2 years

John Madden and Pat Summerall the greatest football commentators of all time

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4 years

Streets is saying Jaylon is just Bobby Carpenter with dreads

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2 years

@PHaithfulGem Them rolls of ground is insane

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3 years

Bro you in your 50s…you old enough to remember prohibition

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3 years

I'm old enough to remember when people used to try to say Dan split em Bailey was better than Justin Tucker. People as in Cowboys fans

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2 years

@jonmachota @BleacherReport And balled tf out like that? He’s the greatest defender in NFL history

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2 years

@MicahhParsons11 I saw somebody call you a “lionbacker” and that shit was kinda dope

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8 months

The NFL not back until Dallas goes 3 and out on their first possession tonight

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1 year

@vcamillexo You getting cooked in the quotes

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2 months

@LionDetroit20 @_MLFootball Teaspoon bro…keep up

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1 year

I grew up in a time where we didn’t have to fetch water from a spring, so no

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1 year

Y'all don't call it a "school house?"

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1 year

“4th and 8 let me throw it 3 yards” - Kirk Cousins

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2 years

Rub some tussin on it and get back in there @michael13gallup

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2 years

Y’all blaming that on Randy but he did what any DE would do when the OT starts moving…shut the fuck up

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3 years

@CharlesQuentins @JoyTaylorTalks @TaylorRooks

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3 years

This dog got Steve Harvey teeth

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3 years

STEAL!! Almost 2 pounds of Dog Dentastix Treats, as low as $4.18! *coupon on page

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5 months

Me to my dog: come on boy let’s go outside *grabs leash* Here we goooooo

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1 year

It’s ok big dog just come to Dallas so you can at least lose with your brother

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1 year

Want me to be okay with losing ? Nah

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2 years

It’s lit

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9 months

Suck a dick

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9 months

Stopping by the DALLAS COWBOYS CAMP

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2 years

Leighton played well at the end of the year but cowboy fans will let the jokes fly anyway

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1 year

Have a fucking spine today @Saints

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@Latto @SavageXFenty

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3 years

How bout I do you one better…don’t do drugs

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3 years

I really hope the Cowboys forget the franchise tag deadline is tomorrow and Dak is a free agent

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3 years

If you ever wanna piss an Eagle fan off tell them y’all not rivals…it’s hands on site

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3 years

Y’all state not blue? Couldn’t be mine

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2 years

Good morning, Micah Parsons is the best defender in the league…that is all

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3 months

Finna wear a cowboys hoodie to the gym just to start a ruckus

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2 years

The good chefs at Taco Bell got me right

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3 years

1:06 mark he started playing press coverage on the door

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3 years

Video of Richard Sherman trying to break down his father in law’s door is terrifying

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@DollarB42844277 @OPotomac @kindheartedxia @gaza_rohan Alexandria?

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@VoiceOfTheStar Mazi look like he weighing about 280

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@j9xline @ViralNewsNYC You should’ve been there tough guy

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@MzErykahNasty @ourhermitage

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8 months

Him and Thibodeaux was passing out Gatorade

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Did Isaiah Simmons play last night

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1 year

Oh yeah RIP Matt Ryan

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1 year

When Charles Haley comes out to practice 💙

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2 years

@NewEditionNate7 Facts Simone Biles has rhythm

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2 years

Your ass is grass @49ers count your fucking days buddy

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1 year

You know who can’t relate?

Patrik [No C] Walker

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1 year

With the defeat over the Titans, the #Cowboys will finish the 2022 regular season without having suffered a two-game losing streak at any point in the season. Resiliency, indeed.

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A fucking 5th round pick that’s garbage as hell lol

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@NonchalantLyfe @cortneyjwest Here you go my boy

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@Madjet2112 @DemBoyzNews @GehlkenNFL @1053thefan Y’all goldfish believe everything Jerry says

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2 years

Defense only gave up 2 fgs to the highest scoring team in the league? Is that good? Asking for a friend

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@hookemcowboys @VoiceOfTheStar Shut up and let people tweet their tweets twitterly

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@cameron__2313 @Reds @PNCBank Did you miss yesterdays lineup?

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I’m finally out of poverty 🥺

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2 years

Dez is actually right this time…I don’t know why people flipping his words here

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@AZCardinals @dallascowboys

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@maegan_anabelle @NieBeats I think he said “old bay” or “slap ya mama”

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@terron_burgandy @richardbk718 You ever ate burgers on a Wednesday?

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S/O Zeke and La’el bruh

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@CowboysNation Like thanksgiving

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@CowboysNation He can’t have 15 that’s Zeke’s number when he come back

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3 years

@VoiceOfTheStar 2 + 2 + 1= 5

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😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

@ItsNotGilly @toddarcher He’s saying Grier is inside with Dak and Rush…those 3 QBs will be active not Dicoochie

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3 years

Lmao he said Whataburger >>>> crab cakes

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Brandon Knight didn't report to Ravens after being claimed off waivers from Cowboys

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0 playoff wins

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9 months

🚨 🚨 🚨 The #Chargers and star QB Justin Herbert have agreed to terms on a blockbuster 5-year extension worth $262.5M, per me and @MikeGarafolo , including monster guarantees to protect Herbert and lock him in for the future. 💰 💰 💰

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Only question I got is, why she had that gahddamn bonnet on?

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3 years

@RobertDubois_82 @TomPelissero @RapSheet Ratio

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@CowboysNation Probably this one

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@5xChampCo @CatwalkDarling The time tracker

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2 years

Everybody in this thread a weirdo for not recognizing a troll tweet

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7 months

You remember that time they traded for Darren Waller? That was crazy

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I remember when I was worried about the Giants hiring GM Schoen and HC Daboll

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Everybody mad at AJ Brown but all he said was he’s not smart enough or talented enough to play all 3 WR positions like CeeDee…I salute him for being honest with himself

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Everybody can’t be Brett money Maher

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