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Birthday Dad

@iambirthdaydad

2 months

in the stripped club. straight up "streaming it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. The Hermit

The Hermit

Birthday Dad · Album · 2022 · 9 songs.

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1 year

@LeftAtLondon soda and obamna will be their legacy

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2 months

Phoebe Bridgers/Bo Burnham ending up together is so wild because Punisher and Inside were such cornerstones of the early pandemic. It’s like if the Tiger King was fucking Anthony Fauci now.

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1 year

@Eve6 “I have two kids. I see them every day. I recommend that.” fucking BODIED him

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8 months

only Blink can make me listen to the worst song I’ve ever heard and still smile because three 50 year old men I don’t know are friends again

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1 year

I’m such an album guy. If a band is only releasing singles… call me when you have an album. There’s a band on tiktok with a song I like, but all they have are singles. And they just said they have a song coming out every month this year. I’m sorry, but pass. Make an album.

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2 months

more bands should cover each other’s songs more often and release splits of those covers in a mutual sharing of friendship and music… just an idea!!

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1 month

why are we talking bad about Drops of Jupiter, an objectively great song with well written poetic lyrics, when the actual worst song of all time is right there? (Hey Soul Sister)

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1 year

BREAKING NEWS: Taylor Swift and Grimace from McDonald’s rumored to be dating

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9 months

one of the greatest records of all time

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1 year

8 redacted documents to get to know me: ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████ ███████

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1 year

dear people that write and release music consistently… please tell me that you also have to scrap the bad ideas and that not everything you write is gold. Asking for a friend.

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4 months

question for my musician friends: is it creatively bankrupt to go back to old songs you never released and finish them for a new record?

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9 months

not getting sucked into albums vs. singles discourse again. but if you’re recording singles only, because “that’s what gets streams” and “nobody listens to albums anymore” you are a hack and a fraud and I don’t respect you

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1 year

I read the cum apology this morning and it didn’t even register. Eyes glazed over, just continued eating my breakfast. I’m learning.

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1 year

I see a lot of people talk about Jimmy Eat World and yet never any mention of this wonderful little guy

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2 months

@zachsilberberg “come in”

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2 years

It came to me in a dream

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4 months

4 months sober from alcohol. 1 month off cigarettes. 3 days off nicotine. Please clap, thank you.

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1 year

this album is the sonic goal for everything. changed something in me when I heard this

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6 months

when people talk about Weezer, they need to put more respect on this album

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1 year

other musicians… how often do you listen to the songs you’re writing/demos you recorded? I have this thing where I have to be able to listen to the songs 1000 times and still like them or they get the axe

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10 months

you actually don’t ever have to change your guitar strings that’s just propaganda from Big String

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1 year

I got engaged yesterday 💍

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1 month

. @hemlockesprings she’s beautiful!!!

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1 year

All the best bands write about cum. Home Is Where. Liz Phair. Neutral Milk Hotel. Mo Troper. If you aren’t writing about cum, step your game up.

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8 months

idk about you guys, but the reason I post spotify links as opposed to bandcamp or whatever is because spotify is the only platform that narcs on you for not having listeners or streams.

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1 year

this one

Benny Feldman 🦋

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1 year

What’s a feldfrog tweet that lives inside your skull feeding on your brain rent free, a parasite suckling your mind for nutrients

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2 months

I used to do cocaine somewhat regularly. I’ve got friends still addicted. I only stopped because I started getting panic attacks every time I used. But to act like you have some sort of moral superiority for not using drugs is loser ass behavior.

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1 year

I’ll even take an EP. Please just give me a complete vision of something.

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@iambirthdaydad

1 month

the plan: 1. tweet “t*yl*r sw*ft s*cks my music is better” tomorrow 2. sit back and watch the monthly listeners and death threats pile up 3. play The Rivoli

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1 year

@danozzi @LizardBrainT Glen actually shaved his head + Matt Johnson is an incredible director. He’s Trojan horsing a beautiful story into a boring phone movie. You should watch it

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8 months

putting down other diy artists is a good way to make sure nobody likes you. like what is the goal there?

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3 months

remembering that freaky little vampire bunny… pour one out for Bunnicula

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1 year

music is silly.. we’re all so worried about making the best music we can. I listen to other bands and think, “I’ll never be able to write anything like this” but that’s the point! Your music is special because it comes from you and nobody else could make it exactly like you did!

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11 months

sometimes a band or musician you like unfollows you and you don’t know why. and that’s ok 👍

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10 months

to the people who use submit hub, I have a question… why?

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3 months

There’s so much good music on this damn website, I swear. If you’re making music I believe in you, even if nobody is listening, it’s fucking cool. You’re already doing it. And nobody else can do it exactly like you. You have a unique offering to the world.

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6 months

still going strong. it doesn’t feel much different, but does at the same time.

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3 years

@KylePlantEmoji SLUR stands for Sad Language U Read

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1 year

A Place For Owls

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1 year

All the best music is made by people who are kind of goofy looking

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1 year

@homeiswhereband a second pitchfork score has hit home is where

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2 years

I’m incredibly proud to present my debut album: “The Hermit”. Written and recorded over the last three years, it feels so good to finally send it out into the world. These songs mean everything to me. I hope you love them as much as I do.

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7 months

real poetry is always about plants and birds and trees and the animals and milk and honey breathing in the pink but "Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with que

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1 month

@LeftAtLondon don’t let JOHN C. me get RILEY

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11 months

fuck the Supreme Court fuck Joe Biden fuck the Fourth of July

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3 months

RIP Nex, you deserved better than the world we gave you.

Dagny Benedict, organized by Kasandra Phelps

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that we have to share the unexpecting passing of Dagny Bened… Kasandra Phelps needs your support for Dagny Benedict

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Edgar Gomez

@otroedgargomez

3 months

A nonbinary student (Nex) and a trans student were attacked by a group of girls in a bathroom at a school in Oklahoma, where the governor recently signed an anti-trans bathroom bill into law. The school didn't call an ambulance + suspended Nex for 2 weeks. They died the next day.

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1 year

other bands: our guitarist went to school for audio engineering so he records all our stuff.. our drummer is not only a great drummer but also programs all our cues and playback from behind the kit… birthday dad: this is my bass player Dave I found him behind a dumpster

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2 years

new addition ⁦ @JoyceManor ⁩ poster from the local record store. thanks Dave.

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10 months

@Eve6 I think they’re going to have sex (based of these tweets)

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1 year

Today is my birthday! I’m 30. I feel really good about it.

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6 months

I don’t let numbers bum me out, I imagine telling 12 year old me that even 100 people listen to his music and he would freak out

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1 year

incredibly excited to announce that The Hermit will be available on vinyl for the first time this Saturday! Limited pressing, 100 copies in “Hermit Pink” and 100 copies in “Crystal Clear”. This has been a dream of mine since I was 14 and I can’t believe it’s actually happening

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flea market get

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2 months

Justice for Lonny. It’s pretty easy to tell this is just an attack on a recently out trans woman. We can’t let the pendulum swing so far that burner accounts with 0 followers can make you lose your entire online social network from an anonymous accusation.

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1 year

I’m 3 beers into wet February what’s up everybody

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8 months

not that Blink have ever been known for their great lyrics, but lyrics for the new record are leaking and my excitement has dropped to 0. horrible, cringe, garbage mgk level shit.

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2 months

every day I find songs on tik tok that are so good, I feel ashamed to call myself a songwriter. like… if this is what you’re writing as your “1 song a day in April challenger” material then I deserve to be shot

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3 years

@ITYSL @LilNasX If this wins, whatever you get paid, that’s your rate now. That means next time they have to give you the same amount. Even if you do a bad job.

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1 year

we got a new puppy. say hi to Milo 💙

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1 month

how do I get more people to listen to my band? and don’t say “get the Taylor swift URL on bandcamp” cause that’s already been done!!

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24 days

would anyone judge me if I threw an interlude with bird sounds on the new record? no worries either way

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3 months

this is a spoiler for something coming out 👀 can you guess what it is? also it’s my birthdaaaay

Refresh Records

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3 months

Happy Birthday Dad @iambirthdaydad !

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1 year

You know he didn’t just do the voices of Rick and Morty? He also voiced a lot of minor characters. Google “Justin Roiland minor” to learn more.

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2 months

all my guitars are tuned to ACAB

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1 year

It’s finally here. Shipping this month. Get your copy today!

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5 months

I am almost 3 months sober from alcohol and that is the best gift I could give myself today

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4 months

woah… I must have been posted somewhere with an audience cause I got like 4,000 streams in one day thank you to whoever did that

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10 months

coolest 12 year old just wheelied past me on his bicycle and said “smoking cigarettes are bad, you better stop”

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3 years

@Foxing “Draw Down the Moon” (Music Video, 2021)

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@iambirthdaydad

2 months

finally upgrading my 12 year old MacBook to a refurbished 2019 one and I’m so excited for how much is easier it’s going to be to make stuff. Do you know how long it takes me to open Logic? To bounce a song?

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@iambirthdaydad

8 months

I love songs so much I wish I could write one

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9 months

I got nominated for a local music award! small deal, but it’s been about a decade since I got nominated last time and I’m just glad people are noticing me lol

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1 month

Seeing young bands on tour makes me so happy. My biggest regret in life is not doing that when I was younger. I had no obligations or responsibilities. It’s way harder now. If you can be on the road with your friends, do it. Those are memories you will never forget.

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1 year

also I made a playlist for the Birthday Dad page that I will be periodically adding to- it’s called “Nice Music, Nice Friends”- a way to showcase all of you wonderful DIY folks and the great music you make

Nice Music, Nice Friends

Nice Music, Nice Friends · Playlist · 34 songs · 6 likes

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@iambirthdaydad

4 months

sunny jay real estate

@cleaming_

4 months

FUCK album covers with pictures of houses. It's time we appreciate train music.

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1 year

will also add that everyone doing it the single way is smarter than me, probably has more fans than me and is definitely making more money than me.

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1 year

my sibling came out as they/them 🥰 everybody say congrats Bo! 🏳️‍⚧️

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Birthday Dad

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9 months

1 year of The Hermit. I can’t put into words how much your support means to me, I literally thought nobody but me and my friends would ever hear this record. Thank you. 💙 Extra special thanks to @refreshrecs and @Robbydowney_jr for believing in me.

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1 year

I turn 30 in a week

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2 years

the little diy community I found on here is so fucking cool. I love looking at birthday dad similar artists and seeing a rotating list of all your beautiful faces.

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4 months

it’s Superb Owl Sunday

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2 years

@Oolongli420

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2 years

yeah fuck elon musk, but I hope everyone doesn’t leave twitter. I just got here. And honestly, this music community, means everything to me. The way we all support each other and build each other up. It’s magic. I’ve never found a community like this before.

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7 months

Sober October is almost finished, but I think I’m gonna keep going for a while.

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Birthday Dad

@iambirthdaydad

5 months

Hey everybody, I just released my Christmas song to streaming. You might like it even if the holidays bum you out. It’s about believing in love, the magic of Santa and the end of the world. Thanks for listening.

Saturnalia

Birthday Dad · Single · 2023 · 1 songs.

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7 months

I’m gonna be a successful musician

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2 months

I would die for the 5-20 people who consistently fuck with Birthday Dad

my heart's the bitter buffalo

@inthefade

2 months

listening to @iambirthdaydad again, imploring you all to listen to this terrific album

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2 years

It’s still weird to me that my record exists and other people have heard it. Thanks for being so nice to me. Long live The Hermit.

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@iambirthdaydad

2 years

not to jinx it, but I just passed 700 monthly listeners! Thank you so much to everyone who’s been checking out the album.

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9 months

if recording single songs is all you can afford or you’re not quite ready to write a full album yet, whatever that’s fine. but if your whole point of making music is Spotify streams you’re so weird

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@iambirthdaydad

2 years

anyone wanna help me get to 300 followers? only 15 away, trying to get more eyes and ears on the new album 😇

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11 months

this video should have got a million likes. I was in my pocket here

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6 months

real emo is just an anagram of MORE ALE have another beer, it’s Friday cheers 🍻

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2 months

had to stand for the national anthem at the pho place

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1 month

Julien Baker should released an album with 13 songs called Baker’s Dozen send tweet

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2 years

my girlfriend and I were checking out a little shop in Portland and she got me the perfect souvenir- local legend @mo_troper ’s fantastic new album

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2 months

Kind of fucked up how now Spotify won’t give you money for streams unless the weight of your songs heart is equal to that of a feather on the Great Scale of Judgement!

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2 months

It’s mind blowing to me that anybody listens to my music at all, I have genuine fans and people who support me. I’m trying not to take that for granted. I appreciate anyone who has ever listened to Birthday Dad.

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3 months

not gonna name names but a lot of you live here

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