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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

feel free to put words in this box if u r so inclined, im curious to hear it

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

Remembering that when I was young and I'd stay at my friend's houses for weekends I'd write little thank you poems to my friend's mom's and leave them on the nightstand, and strip the sheets off the bed I slept on. I'd get invited back and see the poem on the fridge 🥲

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

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@seanw_m Sometimes a tweet reaches u at the exact perfect amount of high

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

4 months

universe really knocked it out of the park with sex. It's so deeply completely absurd, & yet it makes perfect sense. We fit into each other, it's beautiful. We lick & tickle each other's waste holes, it's absurd. We sound like opera singers, we sound like bologna in a wind tunnel

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

In the culture I was raised in there is a concept called 'ben bayis', or 'the son of the house'. A ben bayis is kind of like a temporary adopted child- someone who is a guest often enough it's never a surprise to see them there

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 months

So cool that God created an animal whose goal it is to touch all the other animals

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@newscientist

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Scientists have discovered around a hundred new ocean species in Bounty Trough, an oceanic rift off New Zealand's south island 🪸

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

In my case, I was sent from my home state at age 13 to study in yeshiva, which, most weeks, let the entire student body out for the Sabbath. So every week id have to find a place to stay. Being a good guest became a matter of, well not survival exactly but also not Not survival

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 years

Absolutely cannot get over how amazing conversation is. Someone says something to you and within seconds you are improvisationally crafting a reply that's often better than what you could come up with on your own? Wtf. It still shocks me like half the time

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

3 years

@sashachapin Bruh I'm dog sitting rn and walked for an hour thru trees and shit and said hello to my neighbors and shit and blinked at the sun and shit and it's been such a nice day Shit

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

Every home was like stepping into a different reality. My Libyan morrocan friends house was always full of elaborate pastries and delicious clove tea prepared by a wife at least 30 years younger than the husband. Sefardi pizmonim instead of Ashkenazi niggunim (kinds of songs)

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

My favorite was finding an old couple to be hosted by, empty nesters were the best, a giant silent house full of books and clean couches

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

11 months

Uhhh just found out about dendrimers

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

@sashachapin drugs are simple keys to complicated houses

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

One time I stayed at my head rabbis home and saw his hand on his wife's thigh under the table and my soul nearly rocketed out of my body like a fighter pilot ejecting from a flaming jet

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

My chassidic friends had less culinary variety, much louder tables, funnier jokes, less arak but much much more vodka

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 months

When they say 'go to therapy' I suspect they mean 'get a private emotional intelligence tutor who can teach u basic relational skills and a bit of emotional first aid' and not 'see a specialist who will pry open ur rib cage and help you do precision surgery on yourself'

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

things that are not sex but are also not-not sex - dancing - laughing - massage - eyegazing - synchronized breathing

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

Something really beautiful would come out. I remember one time, seeing my hosts tear up as I spoke, and feeling my heart swell. I think that moment was the most certain I ever was that I really could become a rabbi They wrote a letter to my parents full of nice words about me

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

Most families, when hosting a yeshiva student who studied Torah for ten hours a day, would expect some insights, stories, lessons etc to be shared at meals. I'd always forget to prepare something and improvise on an empty stomach. Sometimes this went ok but every so often-

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

in music school they're happy to teach you 'keys', but watch for the sharp inhale and scowl when you ask to be taught a musical lock. those are kept secret, and for good reason; they have the opposite effect of music, and there are some locks with no corresponding key

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 months

@embryosophy when the wolf howls at the moon, the moon learns nothing new, and yet: something holy is accomplished. god in heaven, too, knows his creation is good- he said it himself. and yet paradise is full of singing angels! we praise not to explain or inform, but to move deeper into

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

in my travels i have been lucky enough to listen to the sacred vibrations of many sacred speakers and subwoofers. here are some of my favorite examples:

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

I never returned to that house though, becuase one of their daughters walked in on me while I was getting into the shower and the horror and shame of it was too much to bear. Haven't that about that in years. The sexual repression was so strong

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 month

growing up i was told that gentiles did not have souls. when i could, id try to sneak access to gentile media, some of which was so good, it made me doubt this was true. stuff like: - the song 'to build a home' - stories from this american life - a buddhist folk singer named

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

turns out what cures trauma is doing ridiculous shit. if you drop acid and run your fingers through the dirt or rapidly move your eyeballs or wear lululemon & contort your body about the problem you can heal that shit right up b/c the rules are made up and the points dont matter

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

4 months

sex is pretty straightforward: it's the funniest, most serious thing ever. it can create and ruin lives. it can make you see god in your lover and the devil in your heart, and vice versa, and third and fourth secret things that can't be described

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

I'm so grateful to all my hosts over the years, especially the ones who I was even kind of a ben bayis in

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

In another, the father found out I was obsessed with reading war memoirs id sneak in from the library. On the down low he lent me a DVD player with band of brothers to watch in the guest room with the door locked. Coolest dad ever

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

I found that hosts often actively didn't want help cleaning or preparing food etc some even found the idea insulting What they wanted was meaning Some way that hosting you brought more meaning to their lives. Sometimes that looks like them helping u other times u helping them

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

In one such house I was often hosted by the mother was a painter, and is being photos I took of wildlife near my yeshiva or portraits of little kids and she'd paint them

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

The community was big enough that there was almost always someone at some synagogue celebrating something. You just had to find the right one, and you'd get free food, plentiful quality alcohol, and endless conversation- this was before the first meal of the day even started

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

Sometimes id forget to find a place in time and I'd have to ask my rabbi for help. Hed cold call people from the jewish phone book. It was such a lottery. Some of the worst and best houses came from that

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

4 months

One way to get good at sex is to get good at everything else- becuase sex isnt about power or even sex; it's about everything

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

headphones, for obvious reasons, can have the tendency to keep you in your head subwoofers and transducer beds, however, make being in the body delicious and easy we hear with our chest cavities, our skin, our bones, our fascia, at least as much as we do with our ears

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

The father's often wanted someone to sing with, if you could match their idiosyncratic spins on specific songs then you were in (I'm sure the mothers wanted that too but men are forbidden from hearing women sing)

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

8 months

@coldhealing I like that classic Italian music

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 months

This just arrived in the mail from @moonboi_ and it's incredible

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

i have a genius idea lets all commit to resolutions at a time when every other mammal with two neurons to rub together wisely sleeps motionless under rocks as god intended

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 months

look how much happier he is once his buddy gets the treat. this is the whole of the way

out of context dogs

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

Love to go to parties and ask people questions like I'm being paid to interview them. Love watching them light up and say 'no one has ever asked me that, thank you'. Love to watch them disprove my most cynical parts with their answers

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

The realest hosts were the ones who'd see you wake up later than any of the morning services start time, smile wrly, and offer you some leftover cookies from last nights desert

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

Every house had such different rules when it came to gender segregation. Many homes would decline to have me over if they had any daughters in town. Others didn't mind at all. In some it was clear I was not to address the wife directly in others we played card games all night

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

Can't remember many hosts that would deny us alcohol, despite us being teenagers. I also have no memories of the drinking getting out of hand

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

I was raised in a home that did ashkenazi and chassidic customs on Friday nights and sefardi customs on Saturday so I could do well in most homes singing wise

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 years

It is called a 'sense' of humor because what is funny is detected, not generated. within all things is hidden latent humorous energy, like the trapped divine spark in the husk of finitude. A hilarious person simply lets it free, like a physicist splitting an atom

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

9 months

@YSufferer This is why I hate the male fantasy. It appeals to video games

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

This is one of the most wild Wikipedia entries I've ever read. How have I never heard about this before

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 month

@vagabondfujo How do we know it doesn't effect humans? We gave it to mice. The mice didn't say shit about it

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

cant believe im the timeline where DMT vape pens exist. in less than 4 seconds i can go from feeling brave to passing through the shadow of death, my rods and cons barfing sheer color, feeling every atom particle and valence pixel vibrate into a star spangled banner of hyperspace

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 years

expectation: if i relinquish control i will do insane things and go to jail or something reality: if i relinquish control my shoulders will relax for the first time since i was 4

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 years

Pretty cool that I have a DALL-E2 type machine in my head that I can ask for an image of a pterodactyl fucking a turducken and then bam it's right there

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

Me: oh this looks like a fascinating drug, let's see what reddit has to say about it 9/10 posts about the drug on Reddit: I took 6 lbs of this drug everyday for 8 years. Now I can't see out of one eye and my hair grows in the wrong direction. It's a great drug, but also not

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 years

Being back in school is the third most common nightmare, right behind falling and being chased This is unacceptable. Consider what is being done to children. School is so bad it's nearly as powerful a subconscious force as gravity and bears??!?

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

@mechanical_monk This is the best. Fills me with joy. It means she feels like youre meeting each other on a deeper more intimate cozy level.

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

27 days

@MrLovenstein What the FUCK man

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

this is the funniest thing ive seen about pregnancy since i learned about fetal masturbation here is the link for unbelievers

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1 year

Begging all pregnant women to never laugh again (this is what it's like inside the womb)

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

4 years

@Spainkiller That's one small nope from me, and one giant NOPE from mankind

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

I feel like doctors vastly underestimate how many problems can be solved by physical manipulation of the problem (manually draining stuff, massaging and adjusting things, changing position for sleep and rest, etc)

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 month

i remember vividly an argument with an older student who told me this was hurting my soul. i recall raising my voice and insisting that i knew what made my soul sing. he couldnt tell me what my soul felt like. it was a rare moment of agency in a lifetime of subservience

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 month

oh and bangarang by skrillex shook me to my core and made me feel like i was on the wrong team. the music i was told was kosher was bible verses repeated over and over to a casio keyboard soundtrack

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 years

It's probably overall worth it, but introducing therapy-speak to the mainstream seems to be creating some strains of neurosis that are the equivalent of antibiotic-resistant strains of gonorrhea

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

4 months

'bologna in a wind tunnel' has elicited more immediate and intense reactions from people than perhaps any turn of phrase i have ever written, in both public and in DMs. if this is what i am remembered for, i can make peace with that

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

3 months

I really admire those who can suffer with grace. Not just from physical pain, some people can suffer even from twisted complex neurotic psychological suffering and still be wholesome and sweet and funny about it. I adore this human quality and aspire to embody it much as I can

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 months

@DaveyBiden2024 Can't think of an exception to this rule

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 years

Meditation right now is kind of like the early days of MMA. everyone thought their ancient exotic style was the one true way, but now were starting to find out which ones work best for what & what combinations are more effective than others

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

@karma_gardener Bringing intense feminity out of women

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

4 months

Hired my butler to hide on the grounds of my estate with a blow dart and a 12 pack of ketamine darts. If he gets the drop on me I have about a minute to mentally prepare myself for The Great Wave. Productivity is up 98% concentrated power of will

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@hormeze

1 year

its so rare to see this depicted in art! true POV

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Self-Portrait, 1886 by Ernst Mach

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4 years

@QiaochuYuan @goblinodds @maladrift back in my religious days if u independently rediscovered an idea already uncovered by some rabbi 400 years ago it was a big deal and great honor, the whole class would celebrate you. the bigger the rabbi the greater the honor

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@hormeze

1 year

this is kind of blowing mind- i grok now how much of a leap forward gtp3 to 4 was. its speaking yeshivishe sphrach- an obscure vernacular that combines biblical hebrew, aramaic, yiddish and english and is rarely ever used on the internet.

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@hormeze

9 months

jubilee for the muscles and fascia, for all the debts you have trapped your body in, the constrictive contracts you have invented in the privacy of your head, to remain squeezed until you are the person you want to be. the debt is forgiven. relax

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

11 months

gtfo of here bruh

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@hormeze

1 year

God's very first words to humanity:

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@hormeze

1 year

one thing i miss about growing up without the internet was how much everyone agreed to try and entertain each other

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@hormeze

7 months

Broke my record for longest ever laugh yesterday, on a combination of LSD and some research chemicals. Something like 3 hours of completely uninterrupted laughter. When I started laughing it was day, when I stopped it was night

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@hormeze

1 year

meditating on the yawning chasm between a very high verbal IQ person who can talk about EQ and a person who has high EQ

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@hormeze

1 year

every once in a while i come across a fact that simultaneously fills me with wonder and makes me feel as though im losing my mind, simply because i had missed until now LIKE THE FACT THAT THERE ARE CONJOINED TWINS THAT CAN SEE THROUGH EACH OTHERS EYES

Krista and Tatiana Hogan - Wikipedia

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3 years

I can't believe all the drugs they told us hurt our brains cure trauma. at this point I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the stuff that makes whiteboard markers hit so hard can also show you how to forgive your parents or st

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@hormeze

1 year

happy bicycle day sometimes hallucinations are real

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@hormeze

4 years

I wonder how many children have been conceived to lofi beats to study to

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4 years

Woah The evolution of Katsushika Hokusai's 'Great Wave off Kanagawa' 1. When he was 44 - 1803 2. When he was 46 - 1805 3. When he was 72 -1831

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5 months

@RxRedpill Oh no not bigger tits. Anything but bigger tits. Please God no not wider hips and bigger tits I'll kms

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7 months

@dog_rates dog expert here. i must inform u that dogs only do this when they are extremely happy

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@hormeze

10 months

This is exactly how a human being who walked on the moon should look imo

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#Apollo11 launch day, 54th anniversary. 🇺🇸🚀🌛 Steak and eggs today celebrating in style at home with my Anca.

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It seems like there's a possibility people have been given the impression that MDMA (in a therapeutic context) is exclusively an experience of pure love and acceptance and I feel the need to push back on that narrative a bit

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@hormeze

2 years

Psychedelics as training rather than medicine

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6 months

im always a little surprised that sunrises don't make noise

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@rivkahbrown

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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

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me: hi uh would it it be safe to mix kava tea with this light sedative redditor on a heroic dose of pharmahuasca + methamphetamine + 5-mep-3bc, halfway through a 48 hour video game binge: yes

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@hormeze

4 years

The idea of counterwill, as introduced to me by Gabor Mate continues to inform how I view behavior

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@hormeze

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but listening to certain songs, hearing certain stories, articulated or performed in a way that was better than anything id ever experienced up until that point... it fucked me up, i had to wonder why the people with all the souls couldnt dance the way the animal spirits could

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9 months

@webdevMason It's a gamer thing. you wouldn't understand

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2 months

@jrysana And your just screaming the whole time that would be so badass

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

Start your day off with this absolutely wild quote from former President Richard Nixon

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

1 year

thats good bible

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

11 months

created by chemist Donald A. Tomalia in the 1980s. Tomalia & his team developed dendrimers as a way to create precise and controlled structures which they ended up designing for transporting tiny cargo- for example it could be a way to deliver drugs to specific parts of the body

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

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this is escaping containment so i just wanna say that my experience was in a very extreme ultradox fundamentalist sect, many more religious jews focus more on the concept of all humans being made in 'the image of god' and shared human dignity etc and act from that perspective

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@hormeze

3 years

Powerful anecdote about shame: Friend of mine wore a fitness tracker while serving in the military. The two green lines are from literal hand to hand combat The red line is from being yelled at by a superior officer Our bodies don't know the difference

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@hormeze

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i have been nerfed by a mystery illness for years and i finally have a proven diagnosis and treatment plan that seems to work 90% of the time. i am going to become so powerful

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Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

5 months

some people are smart in the same way smart tvs are, more processing power than 'dumb' tvs, but its mostly bloat and ultimately doesn't function very well, annoying those who interact with them

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