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@EricAbbenante @darrenrovell “Votes Republican” “Well, I’m so glad taxes on billionaires went down. That’s a load off.”

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@EricAbbenante @darrenrovell Oh my god, someone doesn’t know how inflation works 😂😂😂😂😂

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@ThickShelledEgg @iamyesyouareno Weird how your crystal ball thought a stage production in London would have a Rotten Tomatoes score. 🤡🤡🤡

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@EricAbbenante @darrenrovell You think pointing out the Republicans’ love of only rich people is somehow a defense of Joe Biden. 😂😂😂

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@NewFathersOnX @Ma11Williams @wignatmonster You are why the FBI says Christian fundamentalists are the biggest terrorist threat to America.

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@Death6102 @phone_booth_pod @TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve lol Death again showing an old FE video that cuts out the segments on the screen that read “simulation.” Flerfs are all liars. 😂😂🖕🏼🖕🏼

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@PJunleashed @ElijahSchaffer @PoliticsOnX He’s being racist.

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@DrFrankTurek That’s what we have been trying to tell Christians all along. Thank you for agreeing. Now maybe you can remember this the next time you get pissy when someone doesn’t wish you a Merry Christmas.

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@DonnaCu17173846 @JoeyMannarinoUS The things you people choose to get worked up over are so damn weird. 😂😂

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@Sassafrass_84 You’re literally banning books. 🤡🤡🤡

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@bullbonez74 @art_brink @ShiroSpirit People who troll only in memes are pathetic.

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@jdburow This is genuinely weird.

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@mrmajamojo @DailyBroncos They show Taylor Swift when the Chiefs are winning, so showing Russell Wilson’s wife wouldn’t make any sense.

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@TheThomasDeLaus Wouldn’t that have been in 2017 when the Bills sent their pick to the Chiefs so they could draft Patrick Mahomes?

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@FinalCutTile @ClownWorld_ You’re upset that they might enjoy some small pleasure in their lives? Shooting a basketball through a homemade hoop is too extravagant for you?

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@Eric_Conn Read the 1st Amendment again. It literally expresses that you can’t force us to follow any one religion. Deal with it.

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@ParkerAnd111 @akafacehots A cop killed a terrorist, and you’re siding with the terrorist. Loser

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@crusadepepe Why are modern Christians so determined to use fascism to spread their beliefs?

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@esjesjesj Will’s never heard of Elvis, I suppose.

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@SteveLovesAmmo This is pretty Anti-American behavior by people who call themselves “patriots.”

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@ParkerAnd111 @ksorbs Yeah. Those poor Canadiens with their universal healthcare, longer lifespans, and lower crime rate. 😂😂😂

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@aroddaily You’ve got to get a life, man. “I hate Mahomes isn’t a substitute for having a personality.

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@hasty_mcnasty @darrenrovell @alexstein99 Yeah. I hate having roads and running water, too.

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@Bubblebathgirl @Riley_Gaines_ Trump never made the border any more “secure.” 😂

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@ghostwriterK_ You’re sooooo edgy. 🤡

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@Kaleb5D Downplaying the holocaust is pretty disgusting. You genuinely suck as a person.

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@consciousphilos They burned “anti-German” books, many by Jewish people and intellectuals. So what is your point?

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@raider_by @49ers lol Raiders fans celebrating a regular season win. Just embarrassing.

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@SarahjaneSquad @GandhiAOC @CultureCrave Insecure little fella, aren’t you

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@itsbostoncream @PFF lol what? Do you know who the quarterbacks were in the AFC East during most of Brady’s career? 😂😂😂 get serious.

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@jacelala Fortunately, I live in Kansas, where the voters actually got to decide. Thus, abortion is completely legal here. Freedom, baby!

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@bullbonez74 @art_brink @ShiroSpirit Using your invisible friend as your burn to people who don’t believe in him isn’t remotely a flex. At all. 😂

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@aroddaily Still waiting. But, since hating Mahomes is your whole sad personality…

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@BryanKemper “Internet trolling is my whole personality. That’s why my wife cheats on me.” -Bryan Kemper, probably

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@RespectMyCos lol “nobody beats us 17 straight times!” 🤡🤡🤡

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@JasonBjorn5 When you have to get your information from archaic and outdated sources…

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@NotEvolution1 This guy posts all day about how he doesn’t understand evolution. Parents, don’t homeschool your kids. 😂

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@matthewdmarsden It also saved millions of lives. Who should be in jail for that?

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@William_E_Wolfe Oh please. Nothing has stopped you from criticizing women. You in prison for it?

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@rohitiyer11 @saras76 Glad to see all the right wingers making this about race and not a gun problem. Right out of the GOP playbook.

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@smashbaals The modern Christian l: “I live to be petty and make other people uncomfortable.”

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@LogosWillRise @PJunleashed @ElijahSchaffer @PoliticsOnX Just use the N word. Your dog whistling is dumb.

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@Death6102 @phone_booth_pod @TedLogan1010 @BillSEsquire_11 @No_Curve Bro, how many more times are going to get caught lying before you have an ounce of shame and just stop?

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@BenZeisloft The Christian Taliban has spoken.

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@zjmillermit @JoelWBerry Someone told him that at church and he didn’t bother fact-checking.

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@cybermom1999 Another anti-choice who thinks rapists should get to pick the mothers of their children without their consent.

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@Sassafrass_84 @MAGAMichelleS69 Too. Why do all conservatives struggle so much with communication?

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@Paul_Patrick24 @Key3Skeleton I did it just so I could mock you. Spoiler alert: nothing happened.

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@CryptoStu3 Did an adult human actually post a video of moving clouds and posit that the moon was racing across the sky? And some of you mouth breathers believe it??

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@paulinaplazas @Bole0coffeetime @RealEmirHan She tried to have her husband killed. She murdered her ex-boyfriend. She framed another ex for a rape that never happened. She is no victim.

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@bullbonez74 @art_brink @ShiroSpirit lol you are so bad at this. Nobody is mad. We just think you are pathetic. And the need for the modern Christian to make people mad instead of trying to recruit us to your cult shows how down you are. 😂😂😂

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@TheGlobeIsDead Oops. Wrong again.

Foucault Pendulum at the Chicago Museum of Science and Industry

A Foucault Pendulum demonstrates the earth's spin on its axis. It's also very rhythmic and soothing, even in a museum as crowded as the Chicago Museum of Sc...

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@frogch46 @ranteyy @lambo_com @Glenfid9 @Vox_my_ass @gregreese There are experiments proving gravity that have been done and repeated literally thousands of times. Look one up. It isn’t hard.

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@delilahmused @NewHampJournal @NikkiHaley @NHGOP “A Democrat asked me a question” does seem like a pretty weak excuse for not being able to provide an adult’s answer.

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@ComeOnManPOD @The_Grillfather Your hair let you go. Sad.

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@CryptoStu3 I took this myself. Round. Case closed. You lose.

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@RegManMinistry @tompawnbadil I’m not the one up in arms about a display in a building I’m never in. You bunch of weaklings. 😂

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@Ma11Williams @ChuckGore2 You just called a terrorist heroic while you sit on the sideline, coward.

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@rachelrogers81 I really don’t get why the entire flat earth cult structure is always communicated in memes. And not memes supporting their beliefs, but saying the world around them is fake. It’s such a weirdly specific type of reality denial. I hope rhere are studies on these people.

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@LiveAction The purpose of every anti-choice group isn’t to save a child. It’s to control a woman.

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@riemersonck Even though this is factually untrue, maybe if Christian religious leaders would stop molesting children, we could all agree that would be a good thing? SO many molesters among Christians!

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@WhoDey311 Or winning Super Bowls.

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@ajsteelshow @WorldwoutTrump lol “I’m rich. You just have to trust me on how rich and awesome I am.”

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@TanneriteCortez Modern Christians: “persecution is bad, unless we are the ones doing the persecuting.”

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@BillyZigouras Not getting enough engagement on your flerf memes today? Grifting on Twitter is hard. Maybe throw in some nonsense about giant trees, jet fuel, and the mystical origin of architecture.

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@Jeff60108 @ksorbs Kyle Rittenhouse was after the attention. Big difference.

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@EricAbbenante @darrenrovell Sure. Enjoy Trump’s next klan rally. 😂😂🙄

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@bullbonez74 @art_brink @ShiroSpirit Okay, guy. Go tell your incel Christ group about all the sick burns you got off on Twitter. You know, like Christ wanted. 😂😂😂

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@BillyZigouras You conveniently marked over the into to the section that said these “assumptions” are being made for the purpose of simplifying the data. You’re a liar.

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@Kaleb5D Why are most Flerfs also Nazis?

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@KristanHawkins Just avoid churches. Then you don’t have to show up every Sunday and be told what to think. Freedom, baby!

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@Merican_Viking @PJunleashed @ElijahSchaffer @PoliticsOnX Right. “Let’s make fun of how black this black mayor is and how that definitely makes him suck as mayor” is just smart social commentary and isn’t racist at all. Putz.

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@DaddyJutton420 Gotta get them into the cult early, I guess.

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@iamstemgirl @SpaceGuy_9 False equivalence. A mean Tweet does not meet the same standard of persecution that gay people have faced from Christians in America, and you know it.

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@Ma11Williams This is what modern Christianity has fallen to: Twitter clickbait for attention-seekers. Pathetic, really.

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@Andrewlamb91 @idropFbombs Narnia existing on the other side of a magical ice wall that no airplane has ever seen makes sense to you?

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@redusa21 No religious zealot deserves to tell other people what to do based on her religious zealotry.

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@StudentsforLife Sending extra outrage today to all the legislators who are forcing women to have terminally ill children against their will.

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@oliverburdick “Everything I don’t like is bad.” Welcome to modern performative Christianity.

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@ShannaW99167418 @GOForTrump He walked. He put one foot in front of the other and didn’t fall down. You people are so weird.

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@ScaryBledsoe @iglen31 No one is unintentionally funnier than Tom Brady fans who are terrified Mahomes is a threat to his legacy. There isn’t a Raiders, Broncos, or Chargers fan who comes at Mahomes with the insecurities of a typical Brady fan. 😂

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@ZELLKLUMPEN 10,000 children die daily from starvation and malnutrition. Thank you for admitting you don’t actually care about children. We’ve always known, but your honesty is refreshing.

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@albert1776 @Chicago1Ray Well, I’m sure the 11 truckers refusing to go there won’t keep them from having food. 🖕🏼

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@clbolt “Insult people. Thats how we know we are better.” -Jesus, never

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@carriedsntcare @ShiroSpirit So, for Christians, destroying people’s property is okay as long as no one dies. Kind of a low bar for acceptable behavior you’ve given yourself there, Carrie.

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@mattnahigian @chrissantosss_ It was a fumble. Did you not watch the game?

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@EddieParshall @peacemaket71 “I don’t understand why I can’t go to a Ford dealership today and buy a brand new Pinto. I don’t think Ford Pintos ever existed!”

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@onlineblackface @smashbaals Why do Christians struggle so much with empathy?

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@Ollieman42023 @FTFonFS1 @getnickwright Ah. There’s the blatant racism we’ve come to expect from Bosa fans.

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@Tony_Screamer @HippieReligious “Things I don’t like should be illegal” is 100% something only the weakest people say.

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@1Stardreme @SethDillon @TheBabylonBee It’s not about being PC. It’s just not funny. “An Indian guy….working at 7-11?! Hahahahaha!” Yikes.

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@sergioa94679493 That photo has circulated forever and has never had those numbers attached, so you clearly made them up. Fin.

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@FrairJohn @NFL Every Broncos fan’s Super Bowl for the next decade. 😂

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@DjPeintner @JasonBjorn5 You should really stop saying it. It’s complete drivel.

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@ryantyre @RyanAFournier Yes. Your hero being held accountable in court is definitely tyranny. 😂

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@flatsmackin Gotta lie to flerf.

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@BryanKemper I’ve heard plenty of pro-choice people say, factually, that if their mother had had an abortion, they never would have known anyway because they never would have been. Just like all the unfertilized eggs and sperm literally every man alive has wasted in masturbation.

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@coryb410 @PFF @NoToRiOuSJT_48 @Schultz_Report You can’t trade a free agent until you tag him.

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@tompawnbadil So why don’t you go do something about it, internet tough guy?

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