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Joined November 2022
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@nuevezon You say the same about Vinicius whilst he is one of the best players in the world
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1 year
@nuevezon Problem is they gave her $70, how much extra money does she want for carrying plates and glasses
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1 year
I would love the dopamine if I were a female but have you not questioned it even once? Whats the point of posting thirst traps for youngins who just hit puberty?
@agambi7
Agam🐰🎗️
1 year
Ok here’s me tweeting about football btw
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1 year
Clear of R9....
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1 year
@nuevezon He did....
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6 months
Ffs insane marketing strategy, the only genre of porn that a level 8000 gooner have yet to consume, they've seen humans having sex with animals, machines etc but never a deformed gremlin
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Evil Travi 🕷️
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Post game interview with Baby Alien is crazy
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@hangthejamaican
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@neydemic At least he didn't send it to underage girls without their consent, rapedemic 🤡
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@hangthejamaican
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9 months
Japos are the sickest motherfuckers on the planet no matter how much weebs tell you that they're civilised
@_dead_cells_
Meander
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Degrading and pedophilic
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5 months
There is no way this kid isn't shooting up a school in 15 years
@kristyson_
Ava Kris Tyson
5 months
Happy Holidays!!💜💜
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@hangthejamaican
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1 year
@BL4KEGRIFFIN Got my monthly payment from Tel Aviv
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@hangthejamaican
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9 months
Who created this “under 18 = irrational retard who's ignorant of concepts such as right and wrong” thing?
@yakobper90
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10 months
@szjugg Grown ass man with kids walking in the streets with ‘Lippy 0’ on his back
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@hangthejamaican
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11 months
Win a trophy? No hermano! I want a silver or bronze medal!
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Meet 🥈🥉man!
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@hangthejamaican
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6 months
Rodrygo looks like one of them rich faggy Indian students in the U.S
@BetterCallAlba
🇪🇷🕊️
6 months
Zero aura man What happened to my sport
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@hangthejamaican
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1 year
Why does LUHG have this inexpilcable obsession with Real Madrid
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@hangthejamaican
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9 months
Thug, rapist, and a domestic abuser, exactly how Bordalas likes them
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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Mason Greenwood to Getafe, deal now sealed and signed! Manchester United and player give final green light 🔵🤝🏻 Deal with Lazio collapsed, Getafe sign Greenwood. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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10 months
You'll never be white, Mehmet.
@yanginferaye
feraye
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Çok korkuyorum araplara benzicem diye
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@hangthejamaican
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1 year
Yahuuds when 0.000000000001% of their daily income goes missing
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@ThatsFootballTV
That's Football!
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BREAKING: Police to visit 1,000 homes in crackdown on illegal Premier League streaming. [Mirror]
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1 year
An edit indicating the anatomical similarities between him and a howler monkey? Or is it too racist?
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@hangthejamaican
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1 year
When will people stop pretending as if this girl is ‘super’ attractive or that her music is at all decent
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@hangthejamaican
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10 months
“WOMEN RECEIVE EDUCATION WHY? AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN POOR PEOPLE CAN'T AFFORD TO RAISE 16 MUTTS BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH CALIPHATE”
@Zeekott
tarantino 🫵🏻🥷🏻
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Signs of decline of saudi, birth rate will be decreasing in coming decade, more women whining on social media and to the world about how they are oppressed plus the support for LGBTQ will sky rocket
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@hangthejamaican
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@PogBogPriv They also want not one, but four housewives, even incel Twitter has more realistic expectations
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@hangthejamaican
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10 months
Hate these oversimplified models solely for the reason that they enable scientifically illiterate retards to express their opinions on matters of which they have no knowledge
@UniverCurious
Universal Curiosity
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The 4 Billion Year Path of Human Evolution. Credit @VisualCap
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@hangthejamaican
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1 year
Who wins the most boring club of all time award Madrid or Bayern
@Fze32
FZƎ 🍉
1 year
Madridistas celebrating Copa Del Rey win 😭
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@hangthejamaican
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2 years
They helped ISIS, Al Qaeda, The “Muslim Brotherhood” and couple terrorist organisations. They exploited migrant workers, but all is fine and forgiveable as long as they put couple QR codes 👍🏻
@IKON1436
Mohammed
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Things Qatar did for World Cup 2022 we can appreciate, a thread.
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@hangthejamaican
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1 year
Wow you're all the same
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1 year
Madrid when they don't play every single KO return leg at home
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1 year
It is just creepy, and irrational, in my opinion, is it validation? Does she want someone to tell her that she is fair? I want your opinions on this, dear followers.
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@hangthejamaican
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9 months
Being told to fuck off by the most degenerate of degenerates
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@hangthejamaican
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They don't even want to consider the possibility that he might be innocent, though it's highly likely. Deluded bunch.
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1 year
2 G/A, caraabs rattled, kerala elated, buss a nut for his majesty's soul Diego.
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@hangthejamaican
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10 months
MY HANDS ARE LITERALLY TREMBLING THERE IS NO WAY THIS HAPPENED 😭😭😭 DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW IT FEELS BECAUSE HAVING A LIKE GIVEN TO YOU BY THE KING OF FOOTBALL TWITTER HIMSELF IS SO FUCKING AWESOME 😭😭
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@hangthejamaican
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If indians are allowed in stadiums there should be smell-inspection stations, if someone smells bad -which is usual- their tickets should be taken from them and given to someone else free of charge. Also, showers and deodorants should be provided for a good price. #Qatar2022
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@hangthejamaican
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Got Qatar flashbacks
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@hangthejamaican
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@BetterCallAlba They played Ro16, QFs, and SFs 2nd legs all at home last season and nobody doubted it
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@hangthejamaican
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Isak better than Haaland
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No xoog cases, female friendly, better than ‘Miro’
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Madrid frauded their way into a CL title with chaos and sheer randomness
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@hangthejamaican
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Rapist fans acting like people are joining the league because he did and not the 10 digit salaries on their contracts
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@lj7aza
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All of this wouldn’t be possible if Manchester United had a jacuzzi
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Not edgy enough to write the whole word you filthy scum
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@hangthejamaican
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11 months
Swear luhg twitter told me Madrid fans have the highest standards in football and won't hype getting a silver medal in a friendly or a bronze medal in the world cup
@ExJohnHonestyy
John H O N E S T Y
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I've seen some great things in football, but one of the greatest things I have ever witnessed is without a doubt this little eternal magician leading a tiny nation of 3 million people to 2 World Cup podiums and a Nations League final.
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@hangthejamaican
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Seriously why do accounts like Lyesbouzidi and Trujistasancho exist? 0 original thoughts expressed, they don't tweet things any farmer on football twitter cannot tweet, arent funny either. Yet they get this insane appeal. Take Doom's account as an example, an ocean of wisdom.
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Kimmich is a Cancelo type of player in such a way that the FIFA community reached a consensus that he is good no matter how shit he performs
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@BetterCallAlba Knew something was off when I heard ‘pray my faggar’
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@hangthejamaican
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1 year
They stalked and chased that poor argentine gyal, mocked Messi, mocked Lewa and mocked Mexicans only for them to get booted
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1 year
Greatest ever cannot score headers nor freekicks, blanked in a UCL final, let France down in the Euros, lost a world cup final, has zero golden boots at 24, zero ballon d'ors, dates a tranny
@ymdnny
Danny
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age of 24 he has made the finals in 100% of the world cups he's played he 4 goals in 2 world cup FINALS he will easily be the greatest off all time in 10 years. this trophy is the most difficult to obtain for "goat" status , for him it's been the easiest
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Soccer fans applauding the 800 black and gold kits every season
@brfootball
B/R Football
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Monaco go black and gold for their new away kit ⚫🌕
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@BetterCallAlba Not a Bundesliga watcher but watch couple games once in while, it is fake. Watch bayern lead the league with 13pts
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@ST4YNOIDED
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what a dogshit show jesus fucking christ
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1 year
Kolo Muani literally started it all
@Ic3Evaa
2 Cold Scorpio
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@driz_and Should’ve crowned off the greatest individual performance ever.
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@hangthejamaican
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Himzers he is HIM I owe you an apology I wasn't familiar I will be there no matter what we will be there hes got that AURA get ready to learn Chinese buddy
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@hangthejamaican
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1 year
You are more likely to get a red card playing 32 games rather than 12. Simple maths.
@idoxvi
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Cool. 👍🏽
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@hangthejamaican
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I've been arguing ball with people who are not a day older than my nephews ..
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Not a single quote tells him whats wrong instead hundreds of them insulting black people 👍🏿
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1 year
Won't bring your son back I fear
@MadridXtra
Madrid Xtra
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🚨💣 Fede Valverde & Baena’s fight happened because Baena said something about Valverde’s son. He went to Villareal’s bus to confront him & then punched him. It’s a very SERIOUS matter. @javiherraez
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@hangthejamaican
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Why are casuals so obsessed with Brighton?
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Tom & Jerry is superior in every aspect to this farcical piece of nonsense
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@hangthejamaican
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1 year
One more game to put the devil to rest, once and for all.
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@hangthejamaican
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Haven't celebrated a single trophy nor award for a decade just waiting for KDB to perform like shit
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@hangthejamaican
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Wow kaffir is now a racial slur. Ban zoomalis from using Arabic
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Laca & Donnarumma retard-off
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@hangthejamaican
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Arabs just clocked that females are mammals, huge step into success!
@artopathic
Dina
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😂😂 عايزة اعمل حركة spam تغزوا تويتر لكل راجل بيعبر عن قرفه من شعر جسم الستات احطله صور ستات بشعر جسمها نعمل حركة مضادة لأفلام البـ ورن اللي لحست دماغهم 😂
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@hangthejamaican
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Don't act like you would do that you work at a desk job sitting on your arse for 8 hours with air conditioners cooling your butthole
@DailyWaterZ
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MeN and WoMeN DeSeRvE EqUaL PaY Meanwhile……What’s stopping women from doing this…
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@DonXaviV2 @evv821 Mbappe gets 100M a day yet shat the bed and cost them their nearest chance to touch the big ears
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Why do these low life unemployed thuggish uneducated ignorant arrogant crime statistics manipulating blicks always act like they're involved in gang stuff or even “beefs”?
@raphousetv2
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This guy really found Gunna's car to do this After his Release from Jail😭🐀🧀
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@BetterCallAlba They genuinely don't know what to do if they aren't down 2-0
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@hangthejamaican
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“Erm so I put my annual salary on this overpriced glowing dogshit, if you ever try to buy something similar for a way lower price, I'll degrade you as means of coping.”
@xHollywoodCourt
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Why women never get called out for fake jewelry? Lol
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Madrid juju already prevented 3 goals
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No racism intended but you have to be the most hypocritical disingenuous dishonest person on Earth to you deny that he resembles a gorilla
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Pulling up to Arsenal’s funeral tonight…
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"The Marcelo video is so scary man" "I just can't see that video" "just saw the Marcelo video its so vile"
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Most so-called "poverty" would cease to be a thing if people had much money in their life.
@verymoisturized
very moisturized
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Most so-called “porn addiction” would cease to be a thing if people had real intimacy in their life.
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How does this guy manage to look gay in every picture/video
@ReachMorpheuss
Morpheus
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Reading the Quran... ❤
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I love their vibe 😭😭 wish I had chill friends like this
@StokeyyG2
george
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@CFC_Janty this guyyyy
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@hangthejamaican
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> Fat > Black > Low T levels > Darkskin > 4C jareer hair > Abnormal gynaecomastia > Weird cranial shape > Weird musculus orbicularis oris. If we want mankind to progress génétiquement, we should try to eliminate these traits.
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Saudi dictating games in the world cup
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@UKLikesTekk No way you thought the turtle could even surpass Juve Ronaldo
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@PogBogPriv Get your inches up buddy
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@BL4KEGRIFFIN I don't even know this ute 😭
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Forgot I'm 19 officially (my demise is getting ever nearer)
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You're such a retard
@JMNDComps
JM
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Looking for a driving instructor and this one decided to get rude 😂😂😂
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@DonXaviV2 @evv821 He is the “future goat” and “better than Messi and Ronaldo,” though. Should perform considering that he is that young and not rely on a washed Messi
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Cats shitting their pants over that vid (they thought the world was pink, beautiful and full of benevolent people)
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Crazy how all troons are balding, should've done a hairtranplant before a guusectomy
@itgirlslasher
stan and cartoon media.
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Dane Boe, the creator of Annoying Orange comes out as trans. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Black people do you have nothing to discuss other than dating
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@Serqcs you have 10 minutes to show up
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@hangthejamaican
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أشكر والدك الذي كان مثارا في تلك الليلة فنكح والدتك الشريفة٬ أشكر الكس الذي أنجبك يا ليو٬ أشكر الصيدلي الذي كان يصف لك الهرمونات٬ أشكر الزقاق الذي منه ترعرعت فصلت فجلت فأصبحت في القمة أعظم لاعب في تاريخ المستديرة٬ تجليل واحترام سيدي حتى النهاية٬ حتى نجلب الذهب سويا ♥️♥️
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1 year
Shits on both KDB and Zidane
@elfayz_
Faysal
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I will forever stand by this. Prime Labile Pogba was something we will never see again.
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Da heya rotting at that club till 2030
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Fucking hate when mid table English teams get a half decent player
@brfootball
B/R Football
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Brighton are set to accept a Liverpool bid worth up to $140M for Moisés Caicedo, reports @FabrizioRomano 💥
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Senile old fuck already truning his back on Mbappé after calling him the goat
@mediocentr0
Ahead of the Curve
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Ultimately Vini is a very fun player to watch, encapsulates Joga Bonito and brings a smile on your face unlike Mbappe.
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@LickshotLippy
Lippy
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Rules? You’re not a street nigga lol you’re a gym nigga. If you was a road man in the past cool, but now you got a man bun and do mushrooms, let it go. I see you sendin videos of one rep maxes to several man the other day 😂😂😂 you’re a fitness man now, embrace that
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“hindu” this guy is a retard
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Xooyo took the controller in the middle of a fut champs game
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Why does he play like he's drunk brev
@PassTheBallTV
PassTheBallTv
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Ladies and Gentlemen @Trujista 🤝 NEW video is out at 6pm🫡
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Conquer the Cartel, take us to the promised land, end our prolonged misery, let us not down, sire.
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@hangthejamaican
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You are all cringing now arent you? You made him you deserve watching this
@_Asznee
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19:00 ⏳✌🏾
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@ReyesDeUniverso
Tamoghna(Inactive)
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Mike LUHG to Real Madrid FT entry scene live footage! P.S. - Watch until the end, you might find your name in it.
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