James 🇸🇱 @ham_ezz Twitter profile

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

4 years

If you respect her, Sports Direct her

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

4 years

6 year old me after saying “no we can’t” to the Bob the Builder theme song

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Smart tbf, if he keeps going he can park in a tunnel and wait for the wanted level to die down

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@ham_ezz

4 years

Genuine tears

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@ham_ezz

4 years

BREAKING: Covid-19 has suddenly disappeared because some goth screamed “fuck corona” into a microphone

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@ham_ezz

2 years

Took my girl to Tranmere v Stevenage on a tuesday night and said “welcome to my world” and she got up and left

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@ham_ezz

5 years

It’s like if Bafétimbi Gomis had arthritis

Molly 🫧🫧

@mollyfprince

5 years

I genuinely don’t understand climate activists

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

3 years

Must be shit for jude bellingham when it comes to wanting a drink, he can’t use fake ID cos everyone knows who he is and knows he’s 17

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@ham_ezz

4 years

Nothing worse than ordering a pint of beer for it to then grow arms and start groping your arse

Finn

@FinnMcCorry

4 years

very powerful image

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

3 years

“You’ve gotta fucking die to get 10 stars”

Middlesbrough FC

@Boro

3 years

"Neil, the public have decided..." Can you imagine 😂 @imacelebrity #ImACeleb #UTB

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

5 years

Not my proudest wank, it must be said

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@ham_ezz

3 years

Nice to see they’re all still crying about yesterday then

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@Met4CastUK

3 years

Flash flooding in Germany this evening! 🌧

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

4 years

“We’re picking the best shooters for WWIII” Me during training:

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@ham_ezz

4 months

If you hit double top does the curse of Tutankhamen come and finish you off? State of that

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

4 years

Day 10 without football:

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@ham_ezz

5 years

When someone cracks open a can of booze on an official club coach

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@ham_ezz

3 years

Aside from how weird that is, why’s demi lovato got a 2004 cesc fabregas trim

LADbible

@ladbible

3 years

👽 - Demi Lovato believes we should stop calling extraterrestrials 'Aliens' as it is offensive. The singer said it's a derogatory term to use for those in outer space.

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@ham_ezz

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@ham_ezz

5 years

I can’t fucking breathe

Jason

@JasonJ1987

5 years

Just seen this on Facebook. Imagine giving birth to Alan Brazil

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@ham_ezz

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😡 😡😡 😡 😡😡😡😡😡 😡😡😡😡 😡 😡😡😡 😡😡😡 😂😂😂 😂😂😂 😡 😂😡😂😂😂 😡😡😂😂😂😂😂 😡😡😂😂😂😂😂 😡😡😂😂😂😂😂😂 😡😡😡😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂

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@ham_ezz

5 years

Not my proudest wank.

AS USA

@English_AS

5 years

Sarri puts Willy in as he punishes Kepa

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@ham_ezz

4 years

Liverpool fans raging about villa players celebrating against their U23s but let’s not forget they did this after beating us, a league one club, in a friendly 🤔🤔🤔

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@ham_ezz

2 months

Yer bird doesn’t care for Scunthorpe United’s esports team

maims✨🫶🏼🤍🍒🪬

@bcfcmaim

2 months

no hate pls x

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@ham_ezz

4 years

This is how non-league clubs source their hot chocolate

Wonder of Science

@wonderofscience

4 years

This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano.

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@ham_ezz

5 years

Stoke v Huddersfield on Tuesday:

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@ham_ezz

3 years

We opened the stadiums too soon. Close them all again

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

10 months

Match of the Day

@BBCMOTD

10 months

"We're playing Man Utd and LA Galaxy!" 🤩 "What? But you're Wrexham?"

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@ham_ezz

3 years

No, I believe this is the best possible way to watch a match:

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@ham_ezz

5 years

He’s just lion on the floor

Andy Ha

@AndyHa_

5 years

Can someone check on Bolton’s mascot

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@ham_ezz

5 years

I did this once and it caused my PS4 to crash. Never again.

Lucy James

@lucyjamesgames

5 years

I just need everyone to know that you can buy a Princess Diana theme for PlayStation 4

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@ham_ezz

3 years

“Polotics”

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@ham_ezz

4 years

Hahaha the co-commentator sounds like the porn noise that people use for bait

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

21 days

Too many fa cup games but still happy to fly halfway round the world for a friendly? Sound

Tottenham Hotspur

@SpursOfficial

21 days

The Club is delighted to announce it will be returning to Japan for the first time in 33 years this summer 🇯🇵 We will play reigning J1 League champions @visselkobe at the Japan National Stadium on 27th July as part of our preparations for the 2024/25 season. Find out more ⤵️

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

5 years

Oh no way they’ve put Sunderland’s away end in COD

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@ham_ezz

3 years

Replacing Eric Dier with Tyrone Mings

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@ham_ezz

1 year

Pub in Rochdale tomorrow. I ain’t making kickoff.

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@ham_ezz

3 years

Feel so sorry for Pickford. Man did his job and his teammates absolutely fucked him over

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

1 year

Follow for more betting tips

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

7 months

Spoken like a true 16 year old who throws his away day clobber on his bed for a tiktok

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

2 months

Today’s lunch entirely funded by Facile Vega 🙌

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

9 days

Wrexham and Birmingham having an arrogance-off in league one next season

harry

@BloosHarry_

12 days

Sure, we are relegated. But we will have: • the biggest transfer budget in the division • The best manager in the division • The best owners in the division • A solid basis of a championship squad • Largest stadium/fanbase in the division Up the league one blues! #bcfc

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@ham_ezz

3 years

The ring doorbell when I come home absolutely steaming at 7am

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@ham_ezz

11 months

Without any exaggeration that is the worst football kit I have ever seen, fucking hell

Ellis Platten - AwayDays

@ellis_platten

11 months

I just want to talk @BarnsleyFC

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@ham_ezz

3 years

Walsall fans getting their first ever wash. Tranmere that

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@ham_ezz

1 year

Just cycle round him you fucking plant pot

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@ham_ezz

4 years

Clearly never watched a game played at the Stadium of Light then

Soccer AM

@SoccerAM

4 years

Football being played in a stadium without fans just does not look right 😶

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@ham_ezz

5 years

Don’t think I’ve watched anything with a straighter face in all my life

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@ham_ezz

2 years

Liverpool fans moaning about Everton pitch invading after they stayed up, this was literally yous after a friendly against us when we were non league 👍

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@ham_ezz

3 years

Deserved to lose, why would you go to the side where the keeper’s only arm is. Moron

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

3 years

Peterborough has done it! 🤩 Amputee Football FA Disability Cup champions! 🏆 After a close game @theposhofficial win 6-5 on penalties. 🙌 #DiscoverDisabilityFootball

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@ham_ezz

11 months

Football tickets should always be physical pieces of card, e tickets are wank cos you can’t “collect” them as you would with proper tickets

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@ham_ezz

4 years

Lomana LuaLua after scoring a tap-in at Fratton Park in 2006

stopsellingme😒

@john_world8

5 years

Just be playing around😂😂

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@ham_ezz

1 year

You’re Welsh because you’re too shit to play for this country you diving big nosed prick

Jordan

@JordanWebber96

1 year

Paul Mullin: “I’m from Liverpool but I don’t class myself as English, far from it. I love the people of Wales. They’ve took me as one of their own and I’d love to represent them.” Our country tends to have that effect on people. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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@ham_ezz

6 years

Northern Rail would make you do 300 sit-ups and then subsequently cancel the train

𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕊𝕚𝕕 🍥

@fursid

6 years

This metro in Moscow allows you to get a free ticket if you do 30 sit-ups. What a health Conscious initiatives extended to public.

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@ham_ezz

4 years

Meanwhile the local football club, Oldham Athletic, is financially fucked and has barely scraped past 250 season tickets sold for next season. Sounds like virtue signalling but it’s just an indication that local teams urgently need support

PL Champ19n’s Main Stand Ultras 🌍⭐*

@MainStandULTRAS

4 years

Ha ha! Love this! Up the Oldham reds!!! #LFC

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@ham_ezz

11 months

Peter Lovenkrands’s dog gets fined 22,000 will stills every time he enters Luton’s away end with a Madri on Boxing Day 1963

Out of Context Human Race

@NoContextHumans

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@ham_ezz

10 months

Said it before and I’ll say it again, them lot have traded their soul for success. Absolute state of that

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@ham_ezz

5 years

Orlando “fans” applauding a goal scored against them. America.

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@ham_ezz

3 years

Mocking a bloke with a dead leg, proper mature that

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@ham_ezz

5 years

Happy 30th birthday to Brett Clement, have a good day pal

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@ham_ezz

1 year

Hi Katie I “accidentally” dropped a piece of litter at Solihull Moors away in 2016

Solihull Police

@SolihullPolice

1 year

We’re so proud of one of our Special Constables who has dedicated more than 500 hours to policing #Solihull in three months. 🥹👮‍♀️ Katie also has been recognised for her amazing contributions and dedication to policing. 🤩 More on this ➡️ #VolunteersWeek

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@ham_ezz

1 year

Nothing wrong with this, they’re just showing the badges of the teams every Wrexham fan supported before 2021

Chel🤍

@chelhumphreys

1 year

What in the Wrexham AFC Fans Chat is this🤢🤢🤢

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@ham_ezz

6 years

“Kian?” “Yes miss.” “Sophie?” “Yes miss.” “Checkatrade Trophy?” “Yes miss.”

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

6 years

Gone are the days of naming your newborn after a sporting hero. It's all about naming them after your favourite sporting event, now! More:

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@ham_ezz

3 years

Just seen that stephen bear vid on the timeline

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@ham_ezz

5 years

Match Officials must really be shit to concede that many goals to February

EFL

@EFL

5 years

Match Officials: 1-5 February. #EFL

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@ham_ezz

3 years

Why’s this getting numbers, literally thought of it whilst I was having a mid-afternoon shit ffs

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@ham_ezz

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My football club uniting the entire EFL and non league against FA corruption

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@ham_ezz

5 years

Fucking hell what was this recorded with, my nan’s house phone?

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@ham_ezz

5 years

Putting in your mum’s bank details so you could buy a Shark Card on GTA and get a Zentorno with it

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@ham_ezz

2 years

@FootyScran @RuncornTown

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@ham_ezz

5 months

Fair enough i was wrong, Paul Mullin got his move to the premier league in the end

SPORTbible

@sportbible

5 months

There’s a rat on the pitch at the Etihad Stadium 🐭😅

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Ben

@ben_iley1510

1 year

Completely agree

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@ham_ezz

5 years

Not hard, Anfield’s atmosphere is a myth

MATT 🅿️

@PapaPincus

5 years

3,000 West Ham fans outsinging the whole of Anfield. Outstanding from them. ⚒

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@ham_ezz

4 years

I can’t wait for the day someone like Millwall plays an MLS team in a competitive match, there’d be actual deaths

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@ham_ezz

3 years

New mario kart update looks mad uno

KW

@kieran9wilson

3 years

Hahahahaha imagine seeing Harvey price overtake you on the roads🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@ham_ezz

5 years

When you realise you won’t even be a football club next season

Bolton Wanderers

@OfficialBWFC

6 years

@AVFCOfficial When you realise you'll still be in the @SkyBetChamp next season... 🙈 #BWFC 🐘 🏰

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@ham_ezz

4 years

God bless non-league

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@ham_ezz

5 years

Me: *trying to be as quiet as possible at 2am* The lads in my pro clubs lobby:

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@ham_ezz

4 years

Three to four weekends without football?

Sky News Breaking

@SkyNewsBreak

4 years

English Football League has agreed to suspend all games until at least 4 April due to the virus outbreak

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Sunderland AFC

@SunderlandAFC

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At least it was worth the journey, you saw plenty of goals...😉

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@ham_ezz

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2016 v tranmere (45 minutes up the road) you plastic hillbillies 👍

Stephen Peewee Williams

@PeeweeStephen

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@BenUTG1883 @FBAwayDays

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@ham_ezz

4 years

How To Get Three Easy Points: a guide for League One clubs. #TRFC

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@ham_ezz

5 years

I tell you what that’s a pretty good offer but personally I’d decline it if I were him

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

5 years

Rangers' Ryan Kent has been offered a two-match ban for hitting out at Celtic captain Scott Brown. 👉 #bbcfootball #RangersFC #CelticFC #CelticRangers #OldFirmDerby

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@ham_ezz

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Mirror TV

@MirrorTV

3 years

Gogglebox star Mary Cook 'sang at her own funeral' as she's laid to rest today

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@ham_ezz

4 years

Unpopular opinion: limbs are better with seats cos you can fall over them. The metal bars where there’s safe standing stop this from happening

MATT 🅿️

@PapaPincus

4 years

Safe standing in top two tiers of English Football could be more likely with Government review taking place this week. LIMBS ARE BACK.

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@ham_ezz

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Ryan James 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@ryanhwrd

4 months

Wrexham used to fill their ground and away games way before 'Disney' got involved, seem to forget them beating teams way above their grade for years before this. Not a Wrexham fan, but people are blinded by the recent takeover to forget they were quite a big team before this.

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@ham_ezz

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Although the idea of a Wrexham fan flying over 12 hours from like California to see them lose at home to Walsall is incredibly funny I’ll give them that

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@ham_ezz

1 year

All this for Eastleigh to get promoted after finishing 7th would be very funny I can’t lie

HLTCO

@HLTCO

1 year

The National League having one automatic promotion spot feels incredibly unfair. There’s a chance one of Wrexham or Notts County could reach 110 points and not make it out of the division.

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@ScotlandNT HAHAHAHA YOUS HAVE CONCEDED TO GAIL PLATT 🎶 YES SIR, I CAN BOOGIE 🎶

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@ham_ezz

4 years

I’m actually in tears hahahahahha

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@ham_ezz

10 months

In honour of 9/11 🗓️ Who is your favourite player to wear number 9 or 11?

NFL

@NFL

10 months

In honor of 7/7 🗓️ Who is your favorite player to wear No. 7?

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@ham_ezz

3 years

Peter Clarke started all 46 league two games this season, and wasn’t subbed off once. He’s 40 next year

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@AnfieldRd96

3 years

This is mad.

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4 years

Imagine he did this at somewhere like Leeds or Birmingham, he’d get his head volleyed clean off his shoulders

All Everton

@AIlEverton

4 years

Look who it is again.. this time giving it the biggun at City. Absolute tit

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@ham_ezz

4 years

Wycombe taxi drivers are gonna make an absolute fortune next season, if you know you know

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@ham_ezz

10 months

The Inbredtweeners

Dan

@DanWrexham

10 months

Why do they look like they’ve recreated the Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way music video

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@ham_ezz

2 years

Is barstool football run by Kieran, 16, Carlisle home and away 🍋👟🐊 or something

Barstool Football

@StoolFootball

2 years

“Pete Dunham’s life taught me there’s a time to stand your ground, and his death taught me there’s a time to walk away.” The saddest death in film history. 💔