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@guywhoiswoke

2 months

Buying frozen pizza is such a lie. “Oh I’ll save this for when I don’t feel like cooking”. Surprise, surprise. Day one. Don’t feel like cooking

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What’s the point of living then

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Just 2 cans of soda per week is too much — even if you exercise: study

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Was pretty weird of them to say this and then the next day go “btw the special project is a horrible illness, not so funny now is it”

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Kate Middleton has been working from home on special project, palace confirms

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@guywhoiswoke

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Being an adult is about acknowledging that bird watching is actually pretty sick and holy shit look at all these little guys

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When you’re watching a movie with your buddy and you see a really fucked up or dumb guy

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But they were all of them deceived, for a fourth Haim sister was made, in the fires of Mount Doom

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@guywhoiswoke

4 months

A squadron of 7 foot tall Vikings vs iron deficiency: the family

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1 year

which set of brothers are winning in a fight, the skarsgårds or the culkins

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@guywhoiswoke

1 month

This was annoying me that somebody could be so pedantic and pathetic in their attempts to critique and I looked it up and creep has been used as a noun since at least 1486. Nothing pisses me off more than people who are sanctimonious/snarky and also completely wrong

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@davo_arid

2 months

My wife is watching MANHUNT on AppleTV, a miniseries about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Patton Oswalt's character just called John Wilkes Booth a "creep," in case you were wondering exactly how much work went into faithfully recreating the language of 1865.

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@guywhoiswoke

4 months

I love games that give you a sense of freedom and choice, where your decisions matter and the consequences reverberate throughout the story

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@guywhoiswoke

1 month

Looks like you’re defending the child against Satan by using the legendary Shield of Gayness but whatever

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Let kids be kids.

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@guywhoiswoke

4 months

Heidecker getting on Ozempic and getting what looks like a real tan for On Cinema is so good lol. I love when comedians damage their bodies/put themselves at risk for comedy (not joking, we should all aspire to such commitment to the bit)

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@OCATCOfficial

4 months

Alright let's go.

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@guywhoiswoke

8 months

Channel 7’s horseshit is already causing real life damage. Just if you were wondering if it’s a big deal.

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@guywhoiswoke

6 months

Gone Girl is very easy to understand. It’s about how beautiful BPD women are worth everything they put you through and you should be lucky to have her hand even if she tried to ruin your life/kill you a little bit

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@PoorOldRoloTony

6 months

While I think The Killer is more about how his audience didn’t really internalize the message of Fight Club, I think you could make the same read with how people took the wrong messages away from Gone Girl.

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@guywhoiswoke

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@ftmensch She thinks he’s “spunky”

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@guywhoiswoke

4 months

You can tell his heart’s never been in it because look at those legs. Thems dancin legs

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@DiscussingFilm

4 months

Hugh Jackman training for his return as Wolverine in ‘DEADPOOL 3’. In theaters on July 26.

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@guywhoiswoke

4 years

I've seen a lot of posts circulating, blaming environmentalists or "Greenies" for the fires because they "stop backburning". For what it's worth, I asked an RFS Deputy Captain today whether that was true. He told me "it's a load of crap".

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@guywhoiswoke

2 years

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@guywhoiswoke

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I heard Godzilla sucks off Kong in this new one and it’s really realistic

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@guywhoiswoke

2 months

Bro ever since you had that kid 1 week ago, it’s like you don’t even wanna fuckin sesh with the boys anymore

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Me to the tree that fucked up Paul Kent

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@guywhoiswoke

10 months

#JustWatched The Flash Look I’m sorry guys but I actually liked it quite a bit. It’s got an actual story, it’s about something. Characters have growth. It’s fun and funny and, apart from the desert fight and the snow fight, it pretty much looks like a real movie. Ezra is great.

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@guywhoiswoke

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@andletmejustsay This face kills me every time lol

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@guywhoiswoke

1 year

@legotrillermoth Cast budget is getting too splintered lol

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@guywhoiswoke

5 months

Wow actually watching this for the first time. Australian journalists I think are actually, not joking, not being hyperbolic, the dumbest cohort of journalists in the entire world. It’s really impressive.

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5 months

"do not interrupt!!" Mark Dreyfus isn't taking any shit from Sky today. #auspol

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@guywhoiswoke

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The plan is simple: get Channel 7 to falsely accuse you of a horrific crime. They’ll be forced to settle for a BIG payout

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@misskylie77

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That was quick. Happy house hunting, Ben

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@guywhoiswoke

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@guywhoiswoke

6 months

Just noticed the sun genre of exciting new directors following up their first two acclaimed films with a deflating and confused third

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1 year

Lol

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@guywhoiswoke

5 months

@Negrosis2049 Martin Freeman IS White Panther

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@guywhoiswoke

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> see guy that’s insanely ripped > google his height > two inches shorter than me > manlet, disregard results > I’d look like that if I had to fit all my muscles on that tiny little body too

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@guywhoiswoke

2 months

I think every turn in human history since we decided the sun wasn’t God has been a mistake. Like it’s so clearly God

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@guywhoiswoke

3 months

Yeah just like how I’m refusing to marry Rosamund Pike

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@guywhoiswoke

11 months

A couple from uni that got married are clearly divorced because she’s posting like POV shots of the beach with captions that say “nobody can disturb the peace of a soul replenished by nature” and he’s posting gym selfies that say “next chapter starts NOW”

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@guywhoiswoke

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Haven’t washed my car in like 5 years who gives a fuck

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the real conservative’s ideal man

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MENTAL HEALTH TIP: Every evening you should meticulously review your day and think about all the ways in which you are malformed/evil and should be altered

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@guywhoiswoke

13 days

Sometimes people do deserve anxiety and depression. It’s not like a chemical imbalance, it’s just that your human brain is unable to handle your evil soul.

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Scott Morrison battled ‘debilitating and agonising’ anxiety during his time as prime minister and says without medication could have fallen into deep depression, he has revealed for the first time.

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Never because I’m not a fucking idiot who breaks his own shit

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2 months

Have you ever broken a video game controller out of anger? If so, what pushed you to it?

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2 months

For my international fans, this is a mythical figure from Australian folklore, a sort of antipodean Saint Nicholas, a charming, ruddy figure who delivers asbestos to the grateful children of the country

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@cameronwilson Idk if it’s sadder being real or a fake convo written by a social media person

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@andylee42 @BonerWizard Wow embarrassing oversight from the producers

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@guywhoiswoke

8 months

this is what $300 worth of groceries looks like

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@guywhoiswoke

10 months

Tech mogul Bryan Johnson has died aged 45 in a tragic self suck accident

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2 months

Your cops friends won’t see your little jokes but your stupid white bastard friends will

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The Twitter experience

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@lukesesh2 He denies it

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The “trans agenda” is just Mario trying to say “transgender”

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Girlfriends away for two days time to put stuff in my ass

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@fellawhomstdve you can go to the no loads refused pimped out cumdump event when you finish your chores

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@merf_inator Basically what aliens are doing to us I think

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I think the fact that Kramer hasn’t cashed in on alt-right grifting or railing against cancel culture is a sign that he’s truly sorry

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@PunishedLobster Andor: no cameos Rogue one: literally these fuckin guys

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King Kong, Loch Ness, Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience

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Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina

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2 months

@BobSmit54406315 @gnostic_bf Where’s this alleged ratio

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5 months

New Godzilla movie looks sick 🔥

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9 months

That’s what’s up

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@BobSmit54406315 @gnostic_bf Yeah none of those have ratioed OP… do you know what “ratio” means

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@Shastafay70 @H0MOSUPERIOR @ettingermentum Why? They didn’t go to hospital because he realised it was someone fucking with him but he would’ve been justified in going if he was a little more anxious. Like he did get a letter with fake anthrax to which him and his family were exposed. That’s the bit that’s important

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@guywhoiswoke

8 months

I know we’ve been over this but Pete Davidson is attractive, tall, funny and is packing heat. He also seems really chill apart from the suicidal depression. It’s confusing to me why his ability to pull is confusing to others.

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@guywhoiswoke

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“If you give money to homeless people they’ll just spend it on booze and drugs” Brother my life is 1000 times easier than being homeless but guess what I’m doing

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“Can you define a woman?” Easy, someone who plays the Sims

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Streets are saying I’m kinda slick with it…

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It’s the cinema, you’re supposed to be silent

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2 months

I will never forget watching this film in the theater and how everyone went silent during this scene.

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I’m not the guy who should decide this but I feel the traditional rainbow flag conveys the same thing and looks way better and is obviously extremely iconic. This is getting a bit much in my opinion.

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan

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On #TransDayOfVisibility , we celebrate London’s trans community as they strive to live authentically and safely 🏳️‍⚧️

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@indianloonie @pugmane Carrell is so good in this, so annoying he was just memed about prosthetics

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@Shastafay70 @H0MOSUPERIOR @ettingermentum Because I think there’s a difference between embellishing truthfulness within the confines of art (especially art which we KNOW is embellished truth/outright false) and him testifying as to his actual life

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Finally got around to watching @ManMadeMoon 's Mute. The poor reviews I think killed my hype for it at the time. Lesson learned though, the movie is incredible. I literally can't understand the reception it got. Highly recommend checking it out if you missed it earlier this year.

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Australian youths faced with a minor dilemma: I am moving to Melbourne permanently about this

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@Sethrogen Seth Rogen is now one of the most sensible minds in the US. Oh, America, how did it come to this?

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Okay so she’s definitely dead

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2 years

All those free speech idiots who defended Israel Folau are awful quiet about this Caitlin Moran situation

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@Shastafay70 @H0MOSUPERIOR @ettingermentum But the perceived danger to the child was real. Whether or not they actually went to hospital is irrelevant

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I’ve never seen anyone reverse in to a parking space quicker than it would take them to reverse out of it. Why are you bothering

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What the fuck y’all know about this??

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Okay that’ll do

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I need to find a hilarious picture of two men and a women in an unlikely trio to caption “three tickets to challengers” or I’m going to kill myself

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@Shastafay70 @H0MOSUPERIOR @ettingermentum There’s a second part where he addresses it and it basically did happen. Was getting death threats, midnight phone calls, Saudi bots all over his socials. Ended up having a full time security guard and then he got a letter with fake anthrax that he opened right next to his kid

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1 year

you guys ever watch a real old movie and get mad you can’t fuck a bitch from the 40s cause she’s dead now

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@boriskarkov Star Wars is like the opposite of that though

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Gf and I agreed I’d mow the lawns and she’d vacuum the house anyway she got this stupid thing which I hate and also this feels like cheating on the chore split

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If what Sam Kerr said about cops is a crime then I’m probably going to be executed

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@guywhoiswoke

3 months

Secret mass graves from within living memory. It’s not just one event from “hundreds of years ago”. It’s a successive series of policies over the entire history of this country that, until recently, were DESIGNED to remove an entire people. Genocide, in other words.

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NSW government funds investigations into possible clandestine burials at three Stolen Generations sites

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Gave myself a mullet 👍 girlfriend pissed but begrudgingly accepted it turned out better than expected

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Happy birthday dad he’s saying

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“The referendum has become like the Voldemort of Australian politics” is immediately an all time horrible line. Look at the state of our political analysis bro, this country is doomed.

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Why don’t we do something a bit more respectful like dig up her corpse and throw her skull around like a football

Variety

@Variety

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More than 60 years after her death, legendary French singer Edith Piaf will come to life in a new biopic that will use AI to recreate her voice and image. Warner Music Group has partnered with Piaf’s estate for the 90-minute film "Edith." Details here:

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They look like a Mad Max slave sex harem

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No matter how bad you feel about yourself, at least you didn't spend $7,000 for an Alpha Male Bootcamp just to be screamed at in an office parking lot

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i forgot what i was going to say

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Not in a mean way but she looks like the polygonal strippers in GTA vice city

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Rain hail shine baby

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1 year

@PhilGould15 That would equal $29473 per year salary. Which would mean you would need 6.2x your salary to afford the 1990 median house valued at $184,000. Median wage today is $65,000. Median house price in Sydney is 1.2 million. That means you'd need 18.46x your salary. Simple math Gussy.

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@ad_gunn I get the Woolies chicken and bacon or meat deluxe lol

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