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donut monster

Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined September 2012
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Being irrelevant on twitter is so nice. You tweet crap in your own corner and nobody pays you any care
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Linda Musarira went to vote with her husband and got 1 vote??💀💀💀 There is no bigger betrayal😭😭😭
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Mihlali dealt with this hater with grace and class. I stan a true Queen👑
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@claudiaplz @TheGreat_Natsby They say the bar is in hell these days🤦🏾‍♀️
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Zim is difficult but at least we have nice avocados
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IT WAS $136M it was $3M
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I just want a guy who will say these romantic words to me, “shut up udye mari” 😭😭😭😭
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Hatingapedze album rese tichichema ka
@TheGyal_
TᕼE GYᗩᒪ༒
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Why do women endure the poverty of their parents but can’t endure the poverty of their boyfriends or husbands?
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A month ago it was Zimbabwe that was ready to assist China in the fight against Corona virus. What a big lol darling
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@SAHIPHOPFEEDs This guy is dizzy, he was tryna undermine her but she took it like a champ and kept her composure (pun unitended lol). Love it for her
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Petition for Baba Harare to do lower body workouts
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If that Zim man’s name starts with a T 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Mthuli Ncube getting ready for work everyday
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Queen Quen
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@Am_Blujay Then she went straight from a milkshake to a glass of wine😂😂😂
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Ndadzifambira nyaya dzacho
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Kana wakagara paKadoma you either let it be awkward for you or make it awkward for them. You have that power! Stare at them also wakarova serious unoona kombi yese ichitarisa kuside
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Mukati Rest in Power tinozowana vari president kuAfter Life please stop it
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Well there is no time like the present so here goes😂 So my cousin (who we’ll call Thembi) had met a guy that week & they were vibing. We’ll call this guy Q. Q was tall and good looking and she was swoon😍 I had also met a guy, we’ll call him Vee, he was final year in Med School.
One day I will tell you about the day me and my cousin thought we were going on a date with these 2 guys but ended up in a recording studio recording Zim dancehall🤦🏾‍♀️😂
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If I get a husband who doesn’t want sadza everyday I’ld be so grateful😭
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Zimbabwean guys should stop asking us to cook for them on the first date🙄
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A year older, a year bolder🎂
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Lol did you know they do goat racing for tourism in Trinidad and Tobacco💀💀😂😂😂
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Sbwl sexually transmitted wealth
@nypost
New York Post
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MacKenzie Scott, ex-wife of Jeff Bezos, is the world's richest woman
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@boatsbandsbenza Bathong I watched this vlog and she just got emotional from the gospel music, it wasn't about what you're making it about
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Zimbabwe needs a snitch like Tekashi 69
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I was born Zimbabwean
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#YouAreNotZimbabweanIf You never used margarine and ice cream containers as tupperware
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@mihlalii_n Yuwa unreal wtf!
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I want to start an Eat Out group of food lovers who just want to eat and drink at new places and taste different foods and have a good time
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Calisto Nyamhute: Special Meeeat..Special Meeeat 9 year old me: Whereeee can I gettt Special Meeat
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I feel like Christianity doesn’t teach us what to do in many real life situations. We are taught to pray, to have faith and say, “It is well” all the time. But I feel like there are other situations in life that need practical solutions and not “it is well” all the time!
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UZ continues to add bunkbeds in hostels. The result; 4 people at most living in a room created for 1 person. There is no running water everyday in hostels except in the mornings. All of this amid a cholera outbreak🤦🏾‍♀️
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I did it for you chiremba, fly with the angels Dr Sindi🕊 #ADressForSindi
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Adulting is when choco malt and corn&banana become too sweet for you and you realise corn&wheat is actually nice
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@kjmagwenzi Pls remove the Zim flag on your username😭😭
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What’s your favourite Tuku song?
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Mastrokes emunextdoor ndoita sendichanokumbira kujoiner
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Made these for someone’s son inbetween rounds
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It feels good to use my female charm to get my assignments done by boys in class😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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Did you guys watch Ruvheneko’s pregnancy reveal on Youtube? I’m so glad she shared her journey. It is great because the journey to motherhood is not traditional-fits-all. Some people are gonna make use of non-traditional methods and become a single-mother-by-choice & that’s okay
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@Am_Blujay Next thing you're a traffic light technician quick and fast😂😂😂
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Medicine can make a person who got 25 points feel like haasi chinhu🙌🏾😂😂🤯
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Nice Shona names that start with a P for a girl?
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#YouAreNotZimbabweanIf you don’t have an ugly ID picture
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@WillardKatsande I think someone might as well show your non-Zim fans whose dance you’ll be doing when you are doing the borrowdale dance cc: @alickmacheso3
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ZESA is affecting my long distance relationship😒
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Even their makeshift studio is better than our ZBC studio on a normal day💀
@ShannonBream
Shannon Bream
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Instagram vs. Reality
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You maybe?
@daddyhope
Hopewell Chin’ono
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Who did this?😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@nashbryden Why is this man beefing with a dead man🤦🏾‍♀️
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The scramble for hospital beds with ventilators is real. God save us😢
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UZ students have blocked the road as they continue to protest the bus fare price hike. They’ve chased the kombi’s away. They demand to pay 50c
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Protect this man at all costs
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I’m single and not searching please do not slide into my DMs
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Thank you to a special guy on the TL for this special delivery☺️
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@SebataThwaneSK It’s actually 2 in 1. Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Surgery degrees. So yes we brag different thank you very much
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I am currently breathing in a paper bag guys Mihlali followed back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭 also she is in my DMs❤️❤️❤️ Wow wow wow
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@AfricaFactsZone A friend in China shared this, it’s horrible
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Don’t kill me but the truth is chikafu chekufavourite traditional restaurant yevanhu hachina hacho flavour, presentation and portions are great but it lacks a lot in flavour
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Vabva kudyiwa isu tobva tavadyawo
@online_zifa
Zimbabwe Football Association
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Ready. Are you? 🇷🇼🇿🇼 Kick off 3 PM Huye Stadium FIFA World Cup Qualifiers
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@mccdrw @1Tabria I’m screammming😂😂
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I’m such a fool for Mihlali😂😂
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One day I will tell you about the day me and my cousin thought we were going on a date with these 2 guys but ended up in a recording studio recording Zim dancehall🤦🏾‍♀️😂
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When a woman is loved and treated right submission comes naturally💞
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Honestly Instagram, who are all these people on my feed😩
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Rasta was found shaking
@neliswa__ngada
uMabhayi
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My nephew drew a giraffe guys 😭
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Where are the military helicopters when there is actual need🤷🏾‍♀️
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Pineapples belong on anything that they wanna go on!
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A Zimbabwean doctor could never
@veronicaMbalie
veronica
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Finally Got My Dream Car 🚗 GLA 200 Mercedes
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A new Zimbabwe
@MsPearlie23
Maano🙂
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Rough or soft sex?
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What Prof #Maguvhe has basically said in the past 1 hour: "I am not aware" "I do not recall" "I am not able to recollect"
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@G_Manchidi @Yuesie @MadSweeneyy You need to tell them nicely, with this judgemental attitude how will they learn🤷🏾‍♀️
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I had a mini indoors shoot today, nothing fancy just me and my glass of wine
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My uncle eating carrot cake: “Ko handisi kumboanzwa wani macarrots acho” My mom: “Ko asi manga muchida kuita ekubanda” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
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My mama’s chocolate chip
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#Dhuku4Tuku we salute you🙌🏾
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People: Why do you like the Chicken Inn chicken burger so much? Me: you get?
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Oomf you’re too much❤️
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I deserve flowers for being fully vaccinated
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In the morning just before she blocks him, Q manages to send “our song” to her. Apparently he went back to the studio and worked on it all night long. So here is the recording😭😭😭😭the male voice is him
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You and DJ Stavo same whatsapp group
@leemchoneyZim
Lee Mchoney 💋💕
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I'm watching my aunt write down a recipe from the internet.. If she didn't shout at me this morning I'd have taught her how to screenshot 🤣🤣
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Lol so when Suarez was biting people he was trying to find out if they are cake?
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Mungatadze kuti bacon is shit imi muchiisanganisa nederere
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Nobody is stopping the male DJs kuti vatitaridze blam.. nvm
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Looool meanwhile me and my friend and her boyfriend want to have a 3some. Get a new friend sis
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Blue became my favourite colour yesterday🦋
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@MphoPopps @WOOLWORTHS_SA I’m liking it for the Shona😍😍😍🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼
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Minister, we have 15hr load shedding everyday and you are busy day dreaming about electrical cars. Why don’t you go and take a video of someone cooking on an electric stove in other countries and come and do that for us
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Ndatoverenga chiparagraph ndichifunga kuti ndichaona pakanzi we are giving away 25 pizzas. Nxa you are useless
@PizzaInnZim
Pizza Inn Zimbabwe
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Pizza Inn is celebrating a big milestone this year. For 25 Years we’ve been sharing memories, lots of fun and of course, great-tasting pizza with you. Thank you for all the support over all these years! Join us in celebrating Pizza Inn’s 25th Anniversary. #25YearsOfSharing
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@Mmaps_ThePro We are just different. Things in Zim are just different from S.A but don’t take that for weakness. Zim police are not like S.A police where they fire with rubber bullets sisi. They will literally shoot with live ammunition, shoot to kill and no one will hold them accountable.
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@LecieGeneva @whoistroniiq And then become problematic when the guy actually finds a girlfriend
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Enzo ane talent rekungoimba chero zvaafunga zvisina basa
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Beautiful plating is part of self-care🧚🏾‍♀️
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I remember when I was 17 looking at wedding dresses with my 18 year old bf😂😂😂wtf!
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@4y4nda @whoistroniiq Really love to see African kids speaking their African languages abroad 👉🏾👈🏾
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I act like I’m okay but deep down I want to say ‘hey stranger’ to my ex💀💀💀😂😂
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@sanelenkosix Leeroy is weird for that first video ick🥴
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Them shutting down Wilkins so that everyone can pay USDs at their private hospitals💔 All I can think of right now is Winky D - Murombo
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Adored❣️
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