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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Whoever said money can't buy happiness has never paid for a divorce before🤣🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

Hichooooooo🔥🔥Chadhindisa E passport kuuya kuzovhota #Wazadzaa

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

VID today shocked a bus driver in Eastlea by giving him $200 for wearing a seatbelt in their "Arrive Safely" campaign. Then they asked him, "What are you going to do with this money?" The excited driver responded _*"I will use it to get myself a drivers license."

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

@daddyhope @JobSikhala1 I can site it for free

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Wofa wakaneta wobva wasvika kudenga ririzuva rekuwacha makore🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Kana uchida kuita mbiri yakadarika ya Ginimbi pfekedza Statue ya Mbuya Nehanda T Shirt ye MDC 😅😅😢

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

@MrHandsome_ZA ❤

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

👧 "Ndafamba bhoo babe" 👨 " Ok my love" 👧 " Sorry ndatakura 5kg yeSausage ndanga ndichiti maEarphones"

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Vanopinda ZCC imarii kutsindira 2 rooms

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

And then..zvaigonekwa naBoss G chete izvi. One needs the charisma

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

@lilomatic Zviri nani kupfeka dzemubhero wakageza pane kupfeka dzekwa Edgars uchiita kunge uri kubva kunocherwa!

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Magaya is now a spiritual Orphan😭

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

NDOSAKA 💍RING ICHIISWA KULEFT BECAUSE MUCHATO HAUSI RIGHT

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

After sex, the situation of a man will be same as that of a murderer on what to do with the body lying next to him🤣🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

9 months

Asi Mahwindi asadaro. Ko Mabvuku yakutonzi Scotland?🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 😂

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

6 months

Being a Zimbabwean comes with a lot of plans. At one point I thought of opening a "Police Station"

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

zvoita here kuti kana mukadzi abva kubasa anosvika obvisa wig okanda uko ogeza kumeso veduwe saka ini ndini ndodawo kuona Matemadanda here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

GuyS I'm selling Puma sneakers. $20 It's fake but no one can notice if you are walking fast🤣🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

HOW ZIM WIVES ASK FOR SEX. Wife: ''Ndikangobatwa nehope usandimutse." 😅😂😆

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

6 months

@Shadaya_Knight more missiles than the Gaza strip🤣🤣🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Unfocused Zim youths for real🤔

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Apa kumusha urikuroiwa uchinzi urikuharare. Apa vanhu havasi kutoziva kuti utoriwo kunze kwe Harare ku Chitungwiza🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

Hezvo😳

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

hama dzangu ngatiedzei kutenga hembe dzekurarisa ,ndaknocker kunext kwangu kukabuda goalkeeper🤦‍♀️

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

English is not a measure of intelligence but uka texter kuti “Victoria False” unenge uchida kuti ndiitewo sei?😂😂

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

I wonder kuti munhu akatanga kubvisa roora aida kufadza ani 🤔🤔🤔

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Uka applyer passport muZim painozobuda unenge usingachatozivi kuti waida kuenda out of the country kunoitei😅😅😅

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Staying with someone's daughter without paying lobola is another form of looting🤭

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

I was watching Zim porn, it was a 2hour movie. Yazongopera mface achingotsvaga base🤣🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Kana uchidyirwa mukadzi usafonera chikomba chacho becoz uchadyirwa AIRTIME futi🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

Heroes Acre ichiri kushanda here, zii zii yacho yanyanya 🤔🤔

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

"MaTrain angu achamuka" Ian Douglas Smith🤣🤣🤪

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

Kwaita nyaya kuno Single and satisfied is now pregnant😂😂🤰

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Gaya munhu anozvibaya Jekiseni reku bleacher rine Mercury, Vanadium, ne Methionylthreonylthreonlglutaminylarginyl raatenga pamusau paMachipisa but anoti Vaccine riri dangerous🤔

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 months

Only in Zimbabwe😂😂😂😂😂

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Kuita murume kwaka ngooma imajeni kungopa munhu mari wausina chikwereti naye 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Guys life haisi easy.Iyi yeTeam yepaLondon yemaChangani bag yandifungisa yakamboitika kwandiri 2009 kuKempton park.Ndaitobva kumba kwevamwe madzibaba husiku kunoshandirwa,dhuma dhuma neHome Affairs iri paOperation kwakutobatwa paye nekutokandwa mugumba kumba negemenzi rangu

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Ndakambonhonga 60 bond mucombie ndobva ndatenga ma avo nepa window faster faster..Ko ndagozivei kuti ndeyangu yadonha muhomwe apa ndiyo yekubhara combie. Driver aka dropper vanhu vese kwakudzokera neni kunondisiya ku Rank..Kubva musi iwoyo ini ne Avo hationane😭😭😭

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Ndibatsireiwo kufara hanzvadzi yamadam vangu yabatwa ine small house 😊😊😊

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Ndo slender by nature yacho here🤔🤔

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

Do men ever advice each other like " Bro! do not cheat on her, she loves you?🤔

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

The alleged boyfriend is excluded as the true boyfriend. MuChiShona tiri kuti mukoma vari kutenga lunch, airtime, vekurukisa musoro nekutenga magifts hamusirimi muridzi wemusikana uyu. Hapana kana chenyu chiri kuwanikwa mumoyo memusikana uyu😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

@drjaytee87 Bulawayo

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

@nickmangwana

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Wonzwa mbama mugotsi pwaaa! Apa munhu akufananidzira unoitasei?

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

6 months

Gore rino maLodge anoita mari,vaya vanga vajaira muchibage hakuna mvura🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Mumarelationship amazuvano unogumisira waakushandisa musodzi yawakachengetera mwana wako paanopasser A level😭😭

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

KuChitungwiza mababe anogona kutokudira kuti pamba penyu pane mugodhi🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

9 months

Pamwe tiri kuti Zimbabwe inyika iyo iri stand yomunhu😭😭

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

GD6 diaries. 3 hrs from Jhb to Gabs. Yaingofanirwa kuiswa gears 2, 4 and 6. Kana vendege vanozosvika tatogeza tatozorora

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Blaz vako vopedza 3 years kuSA vasina kana chavambotumira kumusha...nhasi votumira door rankanyorwa kunzi Staff only.. 😇😇😇😇

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Unenge waka joiner Funeral Policy ine coffin rinodhura richiita $50 000, wobva wamedzwa ne garwe🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

6 months

KaSmart kekupedza hupfu

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Ndakamboenda kuchechi yevamwe papa so ndichida kunonamatirwa zino rarwadza size chaiyo chaiyo. So we were standing in a long queue vanhu vachinamatirwa. Ndobva one of the ushers auya kwandiri akati blaz kuti mutokasikirwa garai pawheel chair apa ndikuendesei kumberi.

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Wofudza mombe🐂🐂••°°°°°°°🏃🏻‍♂️ kusvika dzakukunyeya kuti anombononyenga nguvai iyeyu achigara achititevera everyday🙆

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Ndarohwa ne stress kusvika pakukwenya garo risiri rangu. Manje mother vacho havasi kunzwisisa 😂😂

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

You lost your mom's $500, she beats you. Your dad returns and beats you up, you go to your room and find the money. Do you give it back?

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Wakamboita stress kusvika pakubata muchiuno uri mumagumbeze

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

@drjaytee87

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

@MrHandsome_ZA ❤

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

In Zim ukaita zvekutamba wapedza form 4 hauna imwe course yaunozoita kunze kwe sexual inter course 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

@cellular_zr ❤

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

@todo_simms #ZimbabweanLivesMatter

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Ini bhora ndorida I remember rimwe gore ndichiudza chimwe chimoko kuti ' babe unomboziva here kuti tane 3 seasons tichidanana' #GGMU

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Transfer Confirmation. RTGS$42 125.00 to DAVID DE GEA Approval Code: PP210904.1259.K94036. New wallet balance: RTGS$ 1.69. Zvirinani ndife hangu nenzara

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

@drjaytee87 ♥️

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@nashbryden

2 years

@drjaytee87 IFB

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

Imajeni wosakura yard then vaenzi vobva varega kuwuya Hameno kuti mandinzwisisa here?

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Dhuma dhuma nembinga

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

Don't fall in love with photos you see on social media. Body odour, mouth odour and bad characters don't show up online🤷‍♂️

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Musikana akanaka anoseka 5 seconds kwete magenerator anodhudhuma kusvikira abuda musodzi🤣🙈

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Guys kana marambana munataura-ndasangana nemskana wefriend yangu ndikati murisei amaiguru zvikanzi maiguru vako ndiani murimbwa mese neshamwari yako🤔🙈

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

@MrHandsome_ZA ❤

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 months

😭😭

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

@MrHandsome_ZA ❤

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Pa fair chaipo kubhawa kunozongoshota zvako jumping castle🤪

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

@drjaytee87 #5moreyearsforwhat

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Breaking News Murume ane makore 38 wekuMasvingo , akamitisa musikana webasa we Small house yake🤪🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Kana Passion Java arimbinga ngaape Dynamos mari yekutenga Messi 😂😂😂

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Imagine washota food parufu wogumburwa ne simbi dzakabata tent konzi ndozvoita kuguta🤭🤭😂

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 years

Malandlords musatambira zvichemo, pihwai mari yenyu. Vaigocha vanhu ava🤪

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

So police dogs, when they see our dogs they see unemployed dogs?🐕🐕

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

Soul Jah Love anopedza strong yese

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Ini English ndakasiyana nayo pandakanzwa kuti kuundura huku kunonzi dressing! 😂😂😂😂😂

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

4 years

@MrHandsome_ZA ❤

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@nashbryden

4 years

@MrHandsome_ZA ❤

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

@Cellular_ZA ❤

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Ichasvika nguva yekuti kana usina kubaiwa haukwanise kuenda kunobaiwa🤣🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 months

Zvinhu zvavari kushandisa kutitorera mari soo. Haa unoita weak

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Nhai guys zviri normal here kuti madam na maid voenda ku period same time?🤔🤪

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

If you want to look like a fool.........advice a couple🤦‍♀️

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

If she is singing while bathing then she suddenly goes quiet, just know that she has started cleaning the ministry of finance🤣🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

2 months

Yamhara muchibage kuCongo

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Wife: Muripiko hamusi kuona kuti kwadoka.. Hubby: Saka ndikauyako ndokuti kuyedze..🤔🤔

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Handisi kurwa nemi🙏 but siyai kunwa doro rinodhura kudarika bhutsu dzamunenge makapfeka. Unonwa sei Hennesy wakapfeka maPumps🤣🤣

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Kuratidza kuti murume hachisi chinhu chekutambisa makamboona teacher wechirume kucreche??

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

Unenge uchimbonzi baba Juju....Tinashe Mugabe pfacha paden wosara waakunzi mukoma Giribheti🤣🤣🤪

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Nyasha Tembo

@nashbryden

3 years

The alleged colour is excluded as the complexion of this person.....The probability of bleaching is 99.99%. Muchishona tiri kuti mai hamuna chenyu paComplexion iyi🤣🤣🤪