broke up with my bf, booked a random holiday by myself, told my line manager i’m quitting if he doesn’t give me a promotion by the end of the month - is it growth or is it mental illness? keep watching to see it all come tumbling down x
i hate😡RuPaul’s Drag Race🙅🏻♂️ I am not😤like those other👉🏼 gay💋 boys😷🤮 i am a MAN💩👤 that just happens🤷🏻♂️ to like a fat 😜cock🍆 in my ass🍑 is it too much🙄 to ask ⁉️for a real👷🏼♂️✅man🐷to choke me🙈💯🤙🏼 as i watch 👀📺 match 🏈⚽️ of the day?😝💯😏
been single for two years now so i’m expanding my dating parameters.. android users you are now eligible to apply on the condition you never talk to me about it
a few years ago i went on a date and he asked what 1 thing i hated more than anything and i said i couldn’t stand harry potter. he agreed and changed the subject. we never saw each other again but every day since then he’s posted something harry potter related on his story
saw my colleague in G-A-Y last night, i said ‘oh i didnt know you were queer’ and he just said ‘duh…have you ever met a straight male HR business partner?’
the most helpful thing sainsburys could do is place some baskets mid way round the store for when i refuse to get one at the entrance but then run out of hand/arm space in the herbs and spices aisle
there are sooo many women of her generation that use this ‘mothering’ tone they learned while raising children to gaslight others after they’re caught being problematic
today i’m coming out as a proud gagger.. i’m not a throat goat at all - i will choke and possibly even throw up on my own toothbrush no matter your dick
ooomfies please remember not to quote tweet right wing media when you want to comment! screenshotting instead prevents the algorithm thinking that something is worth promoting :)
few months ago i was on a date with this guy playing with his hands under the table twisting the ring on his finger when it dawned on me that’s his wedding ring..
lmao i accidentally took my expired debit card with me to buy bread so obviously it got declined & the old lady behind me in the queue offered to pay for me which i thought was so cute until she tells the cashier “we’ve all got to do our part in helping the poor this christmas”
when Noky got upset/overwhelmed after she heard people cheering her name… that moment touched me a lot cause minorities know that sometimes you start questioning yourself and wondering why nobody else sees the harassment
#BBUK
best year of my life - lived by the beach, massive student scholarship, no responsibility, gym every day, hairline was still clinging on... was truly my prime
my card declined and the cashier asked me ‘do you have money’ meaning do i have any cash to pay with instead but i was so on the defence about being declined that i said ‘oh believe me i’ve got the money’ as if i’m jeff bezos or something
Maybe if you used that money to buy finasteride and minoxidil instead of iphone. Like I can easily not talk about my phone but can you protect me from the glare bouncing off your head?
childish gambino: entertainment makes us docile, pacifies us, and distracts us from the hegemonic and oppressive forces that disproportionately affect black folk in america
twitter: yh true, omg also the shoulder bop fits with call me maybe!!!