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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

11 months

$650k #bitcoin next August. I don't make the rules.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 months

@OliLondonTV How is this even a question? Cyclist never leaves his lane, driver cuts the corner.

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@glennhodl

2 months

@PicturesFoIder Yes because it's fucking delicious

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@glennhodl

5 months

@Sandford_Police Should take away his licence then he'll always have to walk, sometimes alone.

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@glennhodl

2 years

I'll be honest with you. Having your entire net worth in #bitcoin isn't a great deal of fun, most of the time 🤣

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@glennhodl

5 months

This really is the most ridiculous chart in all of investing.

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@glennhodl

2 years

#bitcoin is going to win so much sooner than I'd imagined.

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@glennhodl

2 years

What if #bitcoin 2022 is just gonna repeat 2017?

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@glennhodl

2 years

Coinbase is becoming increasingly irrelevant. The AOL of #bitcoin . @brian_armstrong you fucked this up real bad!

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@glennhodl

2 months

Found this little nugget on $mstr Someone is stuck.

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@glennhodl

3 years

If you're worried that China is planning a 51% attack to 'kill' #bitcoin watch this 2 minute video and you'll sleep soundly tonight.

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@glennhodl

2 years

Sorry ladies, this #bitcoin maxi is off the market. (And yes, I know diamonds are a scam but she's worth getting scammed for!)

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@glennhodl

3 years

How do I explain to my girlfriend that I hang out on twitter with people from around the world as we collectively get richer and we've all made our eyes look like lasers and we have new jokes every day or two but nobody else could ever possibly understand them?

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

5 months

It really does feel like today is the end of the beginning of #bitcoin . From tomorrow, nothing will be quite the same. It's been fun front-running the big guys with you plebs. 🫡

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@glennhodl

3 months

@realBearish Get him something that's 15% ABV but tell him it's only 3.1%

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@glennhodl

3 years

If we all agree not to sell our #bitcoin then the bear whale is fucked. Who's in? Sign below.

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@glennhodl

3 years

Been looking at all the data and I'm expecting something like this from #bitcoin over the next few months.

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@glennhodl

3 years

If El Salvador has been stacking, we're in for a hell of a short squeeze.

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@glennhodl

3 months

Fuck me there really are a lot of people out there who REALLY can't bare the idea of bitcoiners being right.

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@glennhodl

3 months

@barbarabarry121 @OliLondonTV The cyclist is in his lane. The driver drives through the cyclist (and the other car's) lane.

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@glennhodl

2 months

Oh boy - new $mstr short data is out and.....THEY ADDED MORE 🤣🤣🤣 Lunatics.

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@glennhodl

2 years

I get close to zero value out of #bitcoin twitter these days. All noise, almost no signal (and I know, I don't really help with this) What went so wrong over the last few years?

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@glennhodl

4 years

@RishiSunak 'Go Down for Your Town' didn't make the cut?

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@glennhodl

3 years

What the actual fuck??? It seems not only the Whitepaper, but also Bitcoin Core is being blocked for UK users on H/T @TrotterMax

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@glennhodl

2 years

@Cernovich You're framing this completely wrong. If you're unvaxxed because of concerns about the vaccine's safety and wrong, nada. This illness is practically 100% survivable for young & healthy. If vaxxed are wrong and vax turns out to be bad. 💀 Pascale's wager my friend.

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@glennhodl

3 months

@ecb I wonder who reads this and goes "oh yes, that's good, I'm glad my friendly central bank is looking out for me I'll stay well clear of that best performing asset of the last 10 years"

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@glennhodl

2 years

Craig Wright is a fraud.

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@glennhodl

2 years

Not to shit on the parade but... I'd be absolutely stunned if the US govt. just accepts you walking into any major store and spending #bitcoin KYC-free. Ultimately they can't stop it, but I'm pretty sure they're gonna fight it. The King's gambit is the perfect metaphor.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

2 months

This is actually pretty 🤯 when you run the numbers. $1m House $200k #bitcoin +5% interest added to loan annually +5% house price CAGR +25% #bitcoin CAGR After 10yrs... House = $1.63m Loan = $1.63m #bitcoin = $1.86m 1) Pay off the loan with the #bitcoin , you get your $200k

British HODL ❤️‍🔥🐂❤️‍🔥

@BritishHodl

2 months

#Bitcoin mortgages are coming. I think they'll operate exactly like Fixed Deposit Mortgages. You'll deposit your #Bitcoin (sorry Self Custody bros - no cost effective insurance hedge with pure Self Custody). You'll borrow against your #Bitcoin position at FED + 0.5%. As the

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@glennhodl

3 years

Eeesh.

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@glennhodl

3 years

Too many people in this space acting like #bitcoin can't 10x in 6 months. Sad.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 years

I've got a horrible feeling we have some very dark months ahead.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

2 years

This market is designed to push you to your limits. Your resolve is being tested, you thought $100k was guaranteed by Christmas. You thought you'd made it after the May drop and the 3 months of sideways. You celebrated $69k. But now you're tired.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

4 months

@Samoanpush @ClownWorld_ He's pretending to jump two ropes while actually only jumping one.

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@glennhodl

3 months

Saylor on absolute 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Can you believe CNBC just gave #bitcoin and $mstr a 15 minute advert like this?

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

7 months

This doesn't really look all that ridiculous, does it?

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

2 years

I've just been told to throw this sock away, but I'd say it's got a few months left it it yet, right?

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

2 years

Fuck I'd hate to be anything other than all-in on #bitcoin

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

4 months

Within the next few hours, days or weeks we're going to be hitting levels #bitcoin hasn't seen since 2021. Back then SBF was taking in money, telling people he was selling them #bitcoin but buying shitcoins instead. There was never any real scarcity. Now BlackRock is taking in

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

1 month

Without mixing, you're revealing your minimum net-worth to anyone you transact with. It would be like telling the bar staff your bank balance every time you bought a drink.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 years

Hearing rumours that #bitcoin might go to $50k this weekend.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 years

Tomorrow may be the bottom, and $440k may be the top. I'm outta here until we're at a new ATH, next week, next month, or 2024. Until then, look after yourselves, stack, and #hodl

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 years

I hope y'all stacked fucking hard under $50k. Last 4/5 months were a gift. Now the real fun is gonna start.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

25 days

We're fine.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 years

One #bitcoin will sell for $100k during November 2021. Of this I'm certain. You can bet against it, but you'll lose.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

5 months

Imagine the 2024 low is in and the yearly candle is just one thick green chode from $42k to $700k? Imagine. Happy New Year.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

2 years

@RaoulGMI You do realise Tweets are saved, right?

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 years

#bitcoin down 17% on the news Daft Punk have separated

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@glennhodl

5 months

@depthsofwiki @resistancemoney Triggers' Broom. For the Brits.

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@glennhodl

2 months

@EvertonStadium Did you steal that design from FIFA '97?

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@glennhodl

2 years

Unfortunately we can no longer say everyone who held #bitcoin for 4yrs never lost money. That was a pretty powerful orange-pilling tool.

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@glennhodl

3 years

I overheard a guy orange-pilling his friends when I was out for dinner tonight. #bitcoin only, no shitcoins. Superb. I said to my girlfriend "he's doing a good job" and she goes "you should just start clapping" 😂 Maybe this needs to be an IRL meme?

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 months

People who bought #bitcoin at $69k and still haven't sold.

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@glennhodl

3 months

@gtyman17 Because the car is turning left and he's turning right.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

2 years

So let me get this straight - I'm 25% poorer than I was 72hrs ago because an autistic man-child who I've never been a customer of can't run his business. Great.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

4 months

It really is this simple. ♾️/21,000,000

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 months

I know we're all ribeye maxis, but there's a time and a place for a nice piece of tuna

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 years

If #bitcoin is eventually distributed the same as fiat wealth is today, the bottom 55% of population will be sharing 273k coins. 6348 sats per person. This is what we need to beat. Most El Salvadorans already have 10x that.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

2 years

$69k was the test pump.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

2 years

I'm so fucking bullish. New ATH within 6wks.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 years

Bullish.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

2 months

You do know it's mathematically possible for GBTC to keep selling 1% a day for forever, right?

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

2 years

Sure, it's cost me some sats, but some things in life are more important than replacing the legacy financing system. Officially married to my soul-mate.

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@glennhodl

3 months

@Krux151TTV @OliLondonTV He's in his own lane. Do you people not have eyes?! Honestly, I am the last person to defend cyclists ordinarily but what on earth was this guy meant to do? The car drove straight into him 😂 In fact even if he WAS in the wrong lane the car would STILL be at fault per the new

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 months

Got a feeling it's going to be one of those days when the net worth increases by a year's salary.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 years

My @COLDCARDwallet in 'temporary online mode'

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@glennhodl

3 years

Out for beers with my old IRL #bitcoin mate and we've reignited 'The Idea' we had for a #bitcoin business and fuck it we're gonna give it a shot. 2yrs later and we've still not seen another company try it, and I swear you're all gonna want it. Watch. This. Space.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 months

$74k next week $80k the week after $100k the week after that.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

3 years

Fuck it's hard to find any countries that'll have me in un-vaxxed. Can't go to The Netherlands for work, as it stands can't go to a family wedding in France in the spring. Anyone keeping a list of places we CAN go?

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@glennhodl

3 years

Capital gains tax on #bitcoin is REKT. USA/UK etc are all going to have to remove it (whether or not #bitcoin is classed as a foreign currency now) or risk losing hodlers to El Salvador or any of the wave of countries who also make it legal tender.

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@glennhodl

3 years

When you think about it, how fucking lucky are we all to be here at the precise moment #bitcoin came into being, and have the ability to capitalise on it? It's like being a Pharaoh in ancient Egypt or something.

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@glennhodl

2 years

Just found out my fiancee orange-pilled a whole table of colleagues at lunch this week. Now they want to meet up with me for a deeper-dive. She seems to have dealt particularly well with the 'why #bitcoin only' argument. 👊

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@glennhodl

2 years

The Great Reset is not a conspiracy theory.

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@glennhodl

11 days

@thespursweb I say it every year but....why the hell isn't every game on the last day screened live?

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@glennhodl

3 years

Hey @michael_saylor have fun buying $600m of #bitcoin without moving the market! Order book is as thin as the air at the top of Everest.

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@glennhodl

3 months

@Jester10Tv @Honkadoi Tilted towers = Tilted towers

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@glennhodl

3 years

I told my friend I was surprised he was planning to set up a #bitcoin ASIC in his flat. It arrived today and I think he understands where I was coming from 🙊

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@glennhodl

3 years

Girlfriends' mate is bringing her husband round in a couple of weeks so he and I can 'talk about cryptocurrencies'. AKA he has bags of shitcoins. I've been told to be 'nice'. I've warned that is probably not possible.

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@glennhodl

1 year

@CasaHODL This might just be the worst decision you've ever made @lopp . CasaShitcoin just became un-recommendable.

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@glennhodl

3 years

Holy shit does Dan Held really have 25k people paying $15 a month for his content? I might start a substack. Each morning I'll post something bullish, remind you #bitcoin is the best investment in the world and isn't going to die. Then I'll tell you to fucking stack $5 a month

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@glennhodl

3 years

I'll say this. If it wasn't for @THEAMERICANHODL I'd have a LOT less #bitcoin . There's not many people I can say that about.

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Glenn Hødl

@glennhodl

11 months

Convinced that 18/6 Intermittent Fasting is a cheat code. And even more convinced that breakfast cereals are some kind of psy-op.

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@glennhodl

2 years

Bitcoiners are made in bear markets, or crab markets. One day, maybe next year even, we'll be at $500k or $1m and you'll have to face the decisions you made in the second half of 2021. Don't fuck this up. #bitcoin under $50k is a ridiculous gift.

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@glennhodl

3 years

I'm a little bit too young to remember, and maybe being a bit hyperbolic....but doesn't this El Salvador #bitcoin news feel a little bit like the start of the fall of communism in Eastern Europe in the '80s?

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@glennhodl

3 years

Fun Fact about Charlie Munger - He'll be dead by the next #bitcoin halving so it doesn't really matter what he thinks about anything.

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@glennhodl

3 years

My credit card company want to give me no-questions-asked £18k cash until November 2022 for a total fee of 3.1% (So I pay back £18,558 in 19 months time.) Seems like I probably have to do my bit and speculatively attack with a #bitcoin purchase.

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@glennhodl

3 months

@DrBitcoinMD S&P 500 gradually then suddenly becomes a #bitcoin ETF.

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@glennhodl

3 years

2013 - $45 --> $1163 (25.84x) 2021 - $28,600 --> $739,151 (25.84x)

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@glennhodl

5 months

Matrixport Daily Insight - ETF Approval Imminent Matrixport Weekly Insight - SEC will reject ETFs Same date stamp. Not saying I know which of these are right, but I wouldn't put much value on a research outfit who post polar-opposite views on the same day!

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@glennhodl

5 months

Not a lot of work getting done today, let's face it.

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@glennhodl

3 years

@glessbin @nypost Looks like a lady, but actually it's a chap.

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@glennhodl

3 years

@Jay36023411 @cecexxJesse @muvirimijacob He was 100 for god's sake - it's not like he was going to be able to wait for the pandemic to be over to take his holiday. Sad, but he led a longer life than 99% of us ever will and I bet he enjoyed the last year of it more than most.

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@glennhodl

2 years

This is why you want a KYC-free stack. Load it onto a node, open a bunch of channels, live off #bitcoin and fuck CGT.

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@glennhodl

3 years

Anyone got any updates from the Etherium for Institutions conference?

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@glennhodl

3 years

GM. If you'd bought £5 worth of sats every day for the last 4yrs you would now have 1.19 #bitcoin . Total cost: £7,305

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@glennhodl

3 years

Current trajectory takes #bitcoin to $90k-100k in October. 👀👀👀

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@glennhodl

3 years

Lol who's smashing a $15m market buy on a Sunday evening??

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@glennhodl

3 years

What's something you can say about #bitcoin and also during sex?

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@glennhodl

3 years

@PrestonPysh NGMI

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@glennhodl

2 years

Covid (Omicron, I assume) day four. Negligible symptoms, a very mild sore throat and occasional cough. Had 18mg of Ivermectin a day since day one, clearly no way of knowing if it would have been worse without. Forcing people to be vaccinated every 3 months for this is criminal.

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