i am twenty two years old. mdni.
@dumbassmoder
priv
sdvx inf 17.9 VF. chuni 15.06
programming/ocaml/sdvx/openttd/openrct/climbing DM ME!!!!! come say hi!!!
if you play sound voltex, roller coaster tycoon, chris sawyers locomotion, or the hit early 2000s german mmorpg dark orbit, and also live in Seattle, please hit my line lets be best friends
were u the type of kid growing up that turned the doorknob before closing it so that it wouldn't be loud when u closed it? if so i have a few questions. are you ok? do you need me to tell you ur safe and hug you tight? are you free tomorrow? can you put it in my mou-
me on my way to write "that rocks", "fair enough", "wait thats so cool", "thats awesome", "wtf thats sick", and "i see" as a response to everything people send me and stop every conversation dead in its tracks because i dont knowhow to communicate like a human being
tying a girl to the bed and gagging her so she cant self-denigrate when you give her compliments and tell her you're so proud of her and tell her shes so pretty and beautiful
trans women are kind of like catalytic converters in that i like grabbing them out of broken down vehicles and taking them home and putting my mouth on them
yall be like "tgirl bush makes me wild" "need some1 to throw me down a flight of stairs" what about just having someone hold you and tell you theyve seen how constant your effort has been despite the pain and that its ok and holding you close and letting you cry
@GuyFoxDay
all of the internet memes shaped my perception of it and i was so surprised when i actually got involved and literally nobody was like that
and t hen suddenly nobody on the internet is like this either like where did all the internet cs queer ppl go!!!
looking at seattle housing options and. holy shit. imagine u bring some cute girl home from the bar and ur getting freaky on the walk home and u step inside and ur like alright. my bed is up there we gotta climb the ladder. its in the loft. u gotta go in the loft. trust me.
robot girls who back up their drives onto each other, just in case so if one fails the other can save you <3
even if it means you'll be missing a bit of disk space and run a bit slower, you know its so so worth it
why does this have 140 comments am i starting discourse. don't have discourse on this tweet I'm just insane and beyond traumatized and sexualize my own insanity to cope better
obviously no shade to anyone here 😭 sounds like a blast and im happy for all yall i just should not be opening twitter at all for the next few days LMAO
@kwabiphobiA
I went from getting literal Ds in all my Intro classes to top grade in all my grad classes because of exaxy this it's so fuckdd up how there's just literally no safety net like u just get thrown to the wolves
ME AND WHO FUYCKING WHEN GOD PLEASE WHAT DO I NEED TO DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
its crazy that u can litreally just go on twitter, make 1 or 2 funny posts, and suddenly the most beautiful women in the planet will follow you and talk to you and send you photos of themeslves and fall in love
@sillythemby
im glad runescape remains largely unchanged i think watching your partner play a video game is the most important part of any sexual experience
leaking priv because i got a lot of comments on this one expressing interest in my abdominals. do we fuck with this chat. do we fuckwith boygirls who arent boys and are just girls and who really wanna get beefed up but in a muscle mommy kinda way but are still pathetic losers
boutta "you poor baby :(" my way into some traumussy
but like the metaphorical type of traumussy. the feeling of joy you get from lending an ear to someone in need, listening to their struggles and pains and being patient and understanding in a way they think they dont deserve
"would you love me if i was a worm" i would put you in a little jar and fill it with soil and water and other trinkets and build a little awning in my window so that i could put you outside so you could experience the world while making sure you are still close and protected
having a consistent awesome friend gorup would fix me but so would a sufficiently sadistic woman forcing me to order a shock collar and give her access to it
think about how cool it would be to post a picture of ur bellybutton. think about how easy it would be! just lift up ur shirt a tiny bit and snap a pic. of your bellybutton. what could go wrong? nothing wrong with a little belly button. hey babygirl you an inner or an outie? ily
If u were the type of person to wait out the tutorial in clash of clans when they told u to speed up the 5 minute upgrade with gems, u probably go by it/it's and bark on command now
Living in the literal middle of nowhere sucks but every time I'm reminded of the lex user who goes by "transsexual menace" it gets a little more bearable
my body is a machine that turns [incoming unread messages] into [read messages that I dotn know how to respond to so they just sit there read in my inbox with no response]
looking at seattle housing options and. holy shit. imagine u bring some cute girl home from the bar and ur getting freaky on the walk home and u step inside and ur like alright. my bed is up there we gotta climb the ladder. its in the loft. u gotta go in the loft. trust me.
estrogen? i think you misheard; i bE STROGEN my shit. particularly when beautiful women degrade me. which is never, but i like to think of it sometimes.
@puppycatharsis
yea!!!! she thinks it will be sexual and then its just telling her all the nice things about her that you love that she needs to internalize and love about herself with no possibility of rebutting
Do you twist doorknobs when you close doors? Do you run your hands under the lowest setting of water if at all? Do people mention that you sneak up on them often? Do you find yourself doing chores only once everyone else is asleep?
carrying your half asleep body from the car after a long trip, bringing you inside, laying you in your bed, tucking you in, kissing your forehead. loving you.
Wholesome? Yea, ive got some ho... some hole... some holes that need fi..,, ,filling holes...
sorry. this isnt me. ill do better. it wont happen again.
Fair warning that I'm going to be drinking a LOT tonight which means I'm going to be sadposting a LOT.
Your choice of whether or not that means you want to either mute me or ask me what's wrong so u can fuck me after
SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR IN LIKE I JUST WANNA TALK UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP AND SHARE HOBBIES AND INTERESTS AND EVEN IF WE DOTN SHARE THOSE THINGS WE SHARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING OF ALL: A GENUINE INTEREST IN EACH OTHER
repost from priv
choose your autism fighter:
hyper-masked who dosent understand what was wrong about their social interactions so has decided to just never say ANYTHING
VERSUS
doesn't think that hard about it and just says literally every first thought that comes to mind