Gelbfur @gelbfur Twitter profile

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2 years

@EngineerWX World leaders when I mail them a “war = bad” letter

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@greentexts_bot “As a non-American.” Just stop right there and get back in your Climate Change pod. Your carbon allowance has been maxed out for the month for 4 minutes of internet

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@elonmusk I had to sell my wife on the dark web because I lost so much money in Doge 😭😭😭😭

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@LocalBateman “The uncanny valley’s existing is an evolutionary response to avoid dead bodies that spread disease.” “The uncanny valley’s existence is an evolutionary response to skinwalkers and demons.”

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@Sin_Salt Amazing how media that actually respects (without being obsequious) latinx culture has become a lost art

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@CoinersTakingLs No bro it’s not a Ponzi scheme it’s a business venture that you buy into and it produces nothing but the value comes from people who buy in later so you can sell

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@lndian_Bronson Wait until they read the constitution

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@ShitpostGate

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@greentexts_bot *sunders a great economy, sells the generational family home, enables divorce culture and depletes the treasury for desert forever wars* “What do you mean you can’t afford to start families????”

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@OldMemeClown

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@DelusionPosting

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@CoinersTakingLs Crypto bro’s explaining how crypto is a currency when no business accepts or wants it.

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@DelusionPosting How I be walking into the small local business to pay a little more but also support small business

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@CoinersTakingLs Old school crypto bros that saw crypto currency as an answer to central banks and fiat currency only to see it turn into a bastardized parody of its former self thanks to grifters, charlatans and normies looking to make a quick dollar for nothing

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3 years

@alibreland Nooooooo only we can manipulate the stock market

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@stone_toss Reminds me of this classic

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@DelusionPosting Muhammad, get the stones

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I won’t miss MatPat He made a career out of clickbait and paved the way for similar shitty content

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@nypost Covid doesn’t affect you if you’re a globalist

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@thesynicate How’s fifth grade going?

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@ArealsigmaMale Benjamin Franklin 😂😂

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@realRaegenhere It’s a secret flaw in leftists In their hatred for all things good they write characters intended to parody & satirize based off people and groups they don’t like in real life (Christians/gun owners/father figures) but instead the larger public end up adoring the parody

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@greentexts_bot Embarrassment of a culture. Completely HR-ified. All social interaction is some kind of gay business transaction

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@OldMemeClown I unironically support male-only and female-only gyms

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@JigokuCake I just sent this to Benjamin Netanyahu and he said he to expect an official press release confirming the IDF ceasing all military actions and the dissolution of the Israeli government.

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@RiceKun Phony Economy moment

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@CatholicMcGee The father. This isn’t a sitcom. You don’t pull a gun on a guy just to intimidate him because he’s dating your daughter

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@LookAtMyMeat1 Millennials cannot understand subtext or expectation subversion that isn’t le Marvel “So that just happened.” Comedy

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@NightInTheWoods fan art time to end 2020 on a wholesome note

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@LoFiRepublican They’ve unironically become this

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@ZhaoPeng01 Thank you my friend you are wisdom

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@Gravantus “I’m 10 years old and this rosary always helps me go to sleep when I feel scared.”

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@AnarchoSheepism Someone got coal for Christmas

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@greentexts_bot Ass “man” civilization Vs Boob Chad Civilization

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@DAKKADAKKA1 They want “my body, my choice” back so damn bad after 2020

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@mask_bastard

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@fallenjester_

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@greentexts_bot >going to doctor’s advice

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@greentexts_bot He realizes the truth about women at last

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My magnum opus. #nightinthewoods

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@RobocopFacts POV: You are a Mud Crab in Seyda Neen and see Stripes the Cat coming for you

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@reddit_lies The AI in question

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@Oilfield_Rando Defiant L showed the mirror to the monster and the monster hated it

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@reddit_lies I was there actually. Greg Abbott actually came into the restaurant in full klansman regalia. He then savagely beat the servers, denied the Holocaust and tipped -6,000,000 dollars

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@RealJamiePenn You.. do know what the hammer and sickle means right?

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@reddit_lies “Use the state to bankrupt people I don’t like.”

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@greentexts_bot “Femanon here.”

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@viana10gr More like 30-40 months Maybe

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@cbschicago They’ve said this stuff since the 90’s and before that it was a new ice age. Environmentalism is just a cult to demand new taxes

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@greentexts_bot OP should reply, “You’re double digits huh?”

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@reddit_lies Bugmen when you remind them Star Wars is about normal people taking up arms and waging an insurrection against a totalitarian regime. And also that the prequels are a warning about surrendering civil liberties to said regime for the promise of safety

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@sylver_archer When devs “Take a series in a new direction.” Which means bastardize it, strip away it’s identity and replace it edgeless, safe, inoffensive Reddit Humor™

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@EsemicolonR

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@ShitpostRock The absolute state of modern gaming

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@reddit_lies If every movie and show promotes your beliefs, you might not be the resistance

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The amount of men despairing about not being able to start a family shows how modern society has failed men on a civilizational level. Our western society is so depraved, hostile and sex-saturated that a casual family-friendly ad is now profound and heartbreaking

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特別じゃない、しあわせな時間。

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@PDakkadakka Millennials physically cannot understand subtext and nuance in writing. Every game of theirs is some lowest common denominator starring static Not-Deadpool main character

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@reddit_lies

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@greentexts_bot “My story is a long-winded diatribe of flat, static characters with poorly veiled political bias.” Vs. “Two rabbits become friends.”

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@OrwellNGoode Me making a mod making Barry the CEO after the old exec was sent to prison for being on Epstein’s client list

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@WIFEMODER

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@fasc1nate Pablo Picasso should have been laughed out of the art world a long time ago. Now we have him to thank for this

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@AuronMacintyre Imagine being a libertarian in 2022

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@AltHistCody Twitter slacktivism is always hilarious

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@WinstonLLL1 Lefties trying to shoehorn decades of propaganda, omissions, half-truths and lies into a internet macroimage meme

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@DelusionPosting Ah yes, Arabs. Renown champions of human rights

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@DAKKADAKKA1 Santa Claus is real because Santa Claus is an idea. An idea of being jolly, gift giving, peace on earth and good will to man

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@AtheistsL “Impressive, very nice. Now tell us what a woman is.”

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@biteyfriend Porn addict word salad

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@persecutedsgin

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@LookAtMyMeat1

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@amazing_physics Damn bro we live in a society guess I’ll get sterilized and live in the pod and eat the bugs for the pedo elite

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Give me your fursona species and I will rate their difficulty to date

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@hayasaka_aryan 🤓: “Erm actually chud the earth just finished its rotation around the sun. Live in the pod and eat bugs to change the weather.” “Wow, God has seen fit to bless me with another year of life on earth. Splendid!”

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@disclosetv Mostly peaceful stabbing

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@GreenTextRepost Wait until PC goobers learn my PS2 from 2000 still works

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@stone_toss @jdouglaslittle Remember this tweet in the small of your mind when the “good guys” start getting ideas

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@reddit_lies “No bro if I lived back in 1940’s I would be defy the Japanese American internment camps tooth & nail!” Also them with Covid and Russian civilians:

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@RAZ0RFIST

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@greentexts_bot Remember: therapy is fake or for women

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@AHelleneAuthor I love how people forget Satan gets his ass whooped by the archangel Michael. Satan doesn’t even get close to the crazy-looking angels much less God Himself

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He has such a way with words :3

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@Babygravy9 Why is it always that type of man? Premature balding Glasses Pubic hair beard

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@lporiginalg “It’s no business of the government what two consenting adults do behind closed doors.” Sure became: “If you refuse to do it you will be dealt with severely.” In under 10 years

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@tulpapilled Men watch Batman and want to become Batman Women watch Batman and want Batman to become them.

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@Babygravy9 “Listen here son. Sure they might openly hate you, your family and our way of life but if they call upon a draft for Ukraine I will personally drive you down to the recruiting station or shoot you for insubordination. If democracy needs you so be it.”

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@PDakkadakka The modern gaming “industry”: 1.) buy studio 2.) fire all old devs (incels) 3.) hire twitter witless activists 4.) reboot [game] franchise and ruin it 5.) outragemonger on twitter 6.) game bombs 7.) $10,000,000,000 check from Blackrock for ESG

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@realRaegenhere If I wanted to be talked down to by corporate girl bosses I would just go outside

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@PDakkadakka Anyone remember when Twitch was about video games and not camwhores?

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@davidrkadler People don’t like having elections stolen from them

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🚨LYNX FURRIES🚨 I’m afraid the normals have learned about the annual scream-off

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@JoeMiller101

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@greentexts_bot Rentcels can’t fathom having a stable family life where you don’t need to immediately move out

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@disclosetv They will create shortages on purpose and tell you to live with less

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@greentexts_bot OP is right. Family is a two way street. I’m not going to sit with you, be habitually interrupted and ignored only for you to talk about Big Mouth while I get fluoride stares when I want to talk about things I like. No company is better than bad company

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@greentexts_bot Sounds like OP contracted tuberculosis instead of covid

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@greentexts_bot >needing the approval of others, especially women, in the first place

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@greentexts_bot I’m sure a society with majority of men checked out will surely prosper and definitely not buckle

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@greentexts_bot Average Switch experience

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