here is my mom's actual response btw. i did instruct her to include the beat you with hammers bit in a text i deleted for the bit but i thought her heartfelt reply was very cute.
here is my mom's actual response btw. i did instruct her to include the beat you with hammers bit in a text i deleted for the bit but i thought her heartfelt reply was very cute.
having a goth mom is funny because she intentionally delayed my c section by several hours so that i would share a birthday with Robert Smith (who is absolutely the goat btw)
wife just shot upright in bed while sleeping with fear in her eyes, went "oh my god i have today off" and then passed back out again in the span of quite literally 5 seconds
@oncloud_e
the entire reason the WPATH guidelines call for low levels of E2 in transfem patients is to minimize risks of breast cancer and deep bein thrombosis 😭😭😭
i dont like her but there is something deeply sinister going on here. I do not like the implications of an drawn-out dramatized exposé painting a trans woman as evil not for the actual reasons she is evil, but bc she helped young people get access to life saving medication
Over two years ago an infamous creator known as Keffals launched a viral campaign on the Internet.
As I research more about this event and her I’ve come across disturbing revelations of her “catboy ranch”. Can’t go too into detail but it’s an insane story and none of it pleasant
@femb0yfps
no but *I* say it very often. i explictly told her beforehand to reply with that to the thing i was going to send her but she freestyled and went Genuine Mode
my girlfriend just used scooby doo bone shaped graham crackers that she purchased with ebt to give me doggy treats,,,
philadelphia taxpayers quite literally just paid for me to sit, stay, and roll over
being given he/him "you can call me your boyfriend too if you want" privileges from a masc lesbian has me feeling like a '60s comic book superhero being given the Keys to the Cuty
i was denied hrt from the age of 13 to the age of 21 and i woke up like this every single morning. if you were expecting me to be shocked or horrified at a description of literal gender dysphoria you're actually fucking stupid lmfao
i love autistic people. my friend and i are catching up and she told me "oh i went out to the pub for the first time!" and im like "omg thats so awesome what was it like, love?" and she goes "it was old Georgian style architecture, beautiful stonework" and continued on abt it
@vomitex
that's the whole thing. like 4chan isn't even the first or worst of its kind (that being anonymous imageboards where people can get away with posting awful shit) - it just happens to sometimes be the funniest
pulling up to micro center in this fit and telling the nerdiest most submissive looking male store associate that i am trying to build a pc but know nothing about them
i came out the bathroom and my gf was on my pc. i was like what are you doing nd she goes "keeping you alive. there was a blood moon". i feel like gucci mane when he gave his gf 2 mil before he went to prison and she flipped it into 6 mil and gave it back to him when he got out
unlike you though, i still think those people should receive healthcare and...get this...gender affirming treatment to help with their problems. what a concept
@VtuberMushi
no same. as a sub seeing somebody with the charisma and strength of will i'm attracted to in doms like, soften up and become a little teddy bear after an intense scene is one of the greatest feelings on earth. seeing them trust you enough to give you that vulnerability >>
@iwontdieofdeath
i know more people who dress like the right side that listen exclusively to pop punk than you'd think lol
i get what ur saying but it goes both ways
@oncloud_e
Dude I'd rather get a yearly screening than hate my body forever like a minor inconvenience for the rest of my life is so much better than Eternal Damnation like 😭
gf gets home from work, rips a huge dab, and starts saying things like "i have so many items and theyre so organized. your items are scant, and in disarray" and then asks if i want to watch one piece
gf came in from work and was like "i got mugged today" and i was like oh my god are you okay what did they take and she said "nah i called their bluff they didnt take shit" and i swear to god my cervix spasmd
i graduated cum laude from a top 30 school in my major with a degree in engineering, i speak ~3 languages, and i have had 5 years of work experience, and i didnt land an interview for a cashier position at Aldi. stop downplaying the job market
just showed up to my gf's workplace unannounced and she gave me 2 free vapes and kissed me sloppy style in the middle of the store. i think i have the mandate of heaven
"top" and "dom top" being separate things and "sub top" not being here at all is really funny to me because it says So Much about the person that made the image
theres a lot of pretrans vs 1-2 yr hrt timelines posted but to truly drive home the "its never over" sentiment to u all. the left is me, on my *second transition*, 1 year into hrt after starting/stopping blockers as a teen, FILTERED, n the right is me last night (3yr) unfiltered