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2 years

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If you could have sex with a famous celebrity, alive or dead, which would it be?

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Nicholas Lyndhurst is a bloody good comic actor. He has been a bloody good comic actor for over 40 years. Why are people surprised that a US sitcom looking for a good british comic actor would cast one of the best british comic actors?

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@IrkthePurists I am trying to work oput what on earth there is to complain about in what the Greggs employeesaid

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Gosh. Things are worse than i thought

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On this most serious of morning it is profoundly depressing to have the most trivial of men in downing street

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I despise him for the contempt he has for everyone else. The narcissism. The laziness. The incompetence. The mendacity. And I despise those who are keeping him there. Supine weasels. They know who he is. They know what he is. And they let him carry on. Fuck them.

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If I could photoshop I would add a giant cotton bud

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It is always the ones you least expect

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Police: Pennsylvania man tried to buy stolen human remains

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Just been outside Kevin PIetersen's house and there are loads of burglars queueing up to find his watch and ring.

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The funniest joke of the fringe thing is an annual reminder about how brilliant Tim Vine and Milton Jones are.

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There is something pure about public booing of politicians. No abuse. No shouts. Just boos. More please.

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The article by @jk_rowling in the Sunday Times puts its finger on various issues witn the scottish gender recognition bill. First, the Scottish government is inconsistent in its approach to the relationship between the GRA and the Equality Act.

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@mrdavidwhitley It has affected me more this time. But not as much as the time before

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Itv tonight is showing the arthouse classic Hot Fuzz, a film shown on television for the first time tonight after a print was discovered in a skip in Lagos. Set the timers for this rare opportunity as it may never be on television again.

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I know there are people who follow me who like Owen Jones but do they ever look at what he posts and think, "that gender critical women who object to natal men in women's sport or women's prisons being like the KKK thing he pulled today is fucking mental"?

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to bad men who lock MPs in rooms?

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With the Conservatives, you know where our money goes.

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Just seen the bizarre thing with Zoe Williams on sport demonstrating: (a) she knows nothing about sporting history other than a garbled set of misunderstandings from a dodgy twitter thread (women were not banned from playing football because they outplayed men in mixed sex games)

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2 months

All of it

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What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?

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An interesting and important story but one important point that needs corrected. He did lengths of the garden. Not laps. Lengths. He walked up and down a path, not round and round the garden like a teddy bear. Until the media correct this laps fallacy the story cannot move on

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EXCL: Captain Sir Tom Moore’s daughter received thousands of pounds via a family company for charity appearances. My @BBCNewsnight story:

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My letter to the Prime Minister

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Of course in the UK it was originally released as Boss Gun.

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The winning joke doesn't work. What she thought was a man was an animal. They are not going to employ an animal as a zookeeper.

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@CHIMPSINSOCKS I am impressed by your restraint at that bollocks.

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@billybragg Stop telling women what to do. It's getting quite creepy

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3 years

"Vic, I've fallen"

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2 years

Of course Lovejoy was written after Fleabag invented fourth wall breaking on television.

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2 years

'The Firefly Cage', the first episode of Lovejoy, was broadcast on this day in 1986.

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we'll all feel stupid if tonight's Panorama is about Chris Packham supplementing his presenter salary through the use of cryptocurrency.

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He's had big roles in Carla Lane, Clement and La Frenais, Marks and Gran, and John Sullivan scripted shows. They're not exactly taking a punt on a nonentity

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Is it his close family or one of his children?

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2 years

Member of PM’s family has tested positive for Covid

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The bastards never gave him or Cryer a knighthood

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I don't think enough attention is paid to how awful Philip Pullman is on the twitter.

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@mrwbw @almurray Good news for Johnson. The Lib dem bar chart team seem to have defected

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Do you remember when people didn't mind if other people had different views about stuff?

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The older I get the more I think a very peculiar practice was the zenith of British telly.

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A Very Peculiar Practice - Bad Vibrations (16th March 1988). Rose Marie has good news about the Male Sexuality Workshop while Jock shares an apocalyptic vision of the future.

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I remember when Brian Wilson got his badge for mathematical excellence

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This is bollocks. A liability to pay X is a debt you owe. It means your total assets are reduced by that liability. Getting money from poorer people to pay that liability means your total assets are enhanced by not having to personally pay that liability. You benefited by £6.8K

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BBC4 is showing the fabulous Pat and Margaret by and starring Victoria Wood tonight. If you haven't seen it before do catch it.

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"What a beautiful day it is, the sort of day you could go up to the Kremlin door, give it a knock, and shout out 'is Len in?'"

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Saw a screenshot of this so once again had to post one of the great tweets.

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@Ross_Greer I don't know what Fight the Power played on a kazoo sounds like but I know what it looks like.

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It's a wonderful life has no happy ending. George is stuck in a town he has spent a lifetime trying to escape. He is indebted to a man who loves his wife. The financial irregularity in bank accounting resulting from his mad uncle has been reported and will still be investigated.

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Which is your favourite movie with a 'happy ending'? I'll begin: It's a Wonderful Life (1946) Director: Frank Capra

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I know there are people who follow me (and some who followed me and have now blocked me) who disagree witn there arguments. fine. But I note I don't get the abuse the women who make similar arguments get. Why could that be?

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The runner up was the one about breaking the ice involving a ship that famously failed to break the ice.

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Well this wanton waste, while expecting someone else to clean up, will certainly win people over in the current climate. Well done.

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Milk Pours are currently happening across the UK. All are concerned individuals calling on the government to give us a livable future, a #PlantBasedFuture Here's the latest milk pour happening in Edinburgh @waitrose

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Doubling down. Bloody hell

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I should point out that the Ernest Malley twitter empire has only me & a (very junior) comms officer. And it has come to my notice that that officer may have sent out bad tweets although I would like to stress that I of course accept responsibility for them (although it was her)

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Bemused how anyone can take her seriously given the profound level of ignorance on sport. And that is before we even look at her comments on the prison service which disregard trauma informed work.

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A lot of women are owed apologies. But the background hum of misogyny will continue with the cover of "be kind" used to abuse and insult women who have flagged the problems with mermaids, and the entire retrograde stereotyped thinking that underpins the intellectual incoherence

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I always remember the 5 questions Tony Benn said to ask the powerful. 1. How many apples make a rhubarb tart? 2. If you were a fish what fish would you be and how would you like to be cooked? 3. What's a matter you, eh? Gotta no respect?

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(b) she knows nothing about intrinsic post puberty advantage - height, weight, strength, lung capacity &c (c) she knows nothing about testosterone levels (reduced levels for natal males are still higher than those permitted for natal women they wish to compete against)

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With all respect to those feeling duped we fucking told you.

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BREAKING: Captain Tom’s family have confessed to taking money from the NHS fundraising veteran – from the sale of his books. His daughter Hannah Ingram-Moore said they kept £800,000 from three books he had written.

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What is the charge? That I am an alpha male? A wildly successful Alpha male?

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WHy does no one ever chat to a middle ranking lawyer or a rubbish lawyer?

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(d) she knows nothing about sporting competition and performance (every year across distances and events schoolboys outperform world class medal winning women athletes and it is not because the women are not trying hard enough)

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"Broadsword calling Danny boy....... .......... Broadsword calling Danny boy....... .......... Broadsword calling Danny boy....... ......... Is there word of Willoughby?"

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I read it once, and now i have a spa, a swimming pool, a charitable trust, and a successful pr business while making my own gin. Recommended

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In your opinion, what’s one book every man should read?

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A team of experts try to determine the play on words that underpins the front page of The Sun.

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Peter

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Analysis

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Alan Cumming has returned his OBE 14 years after it was awarded after recently learning about colonialism which is a damning indictment of scottisn education.

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Legislation should be clear. It does not exist in isolation. It exists as part of a wider framework. These things matter. Attempting to shut down discussion of this with accusations of bigotry, as an attempted disguise for what is often misogynistic language, is anti democratic

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I see Truss is living up to expectations

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The charity commission should clarify that he did lengths not laps in their final report.

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It is not the law that a transwoman is a woman. This misunderstanding seems lodged in the minds of some journalists but is not what the law provides.

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Liz Truss also says that a trans woman is not a woman, which is very much not what the law says.

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@Flying_Inside I like the way they are sitting in ant and Dec order to avoid confusing those at home

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What Avon said on Terminal after the Liberator was destroyed

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Fuck's sake Villa. Losing to this horrible lot.

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The tributes to Barry Cryer from across generations of comedians and listeners and viewers is a lovely thing. No one with a bad word for him. A great man.

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I have read the news and have one thought I must make. He did lengths. He did fucking lengths. Not laps. Lengths. Up and down a garden is not round and round a garden like a centenarian Teddy bear with a zimmer. Lengths.

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"I know of two women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys. Their organs were literally stolen while the women were under anaesthetic."

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I know of two British women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys. Their organs were literally stolen while the women were under anesthetic. The deals luring Brits to Istanbul for cosmetic surgery via @MailOnline

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Hope Michael Fabricant (right) does the rounds again this morning.

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It turns out vacuums don't abhor power.

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Pretending self identification will not be abused seems naive. The question then is to ask if you need safeguards to avoid that or not because what is there is not a safeguard. If you think no safeguard is needed make and own that argument.

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@ricardoautobahn They just confirm this

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Of course in the UK we know this store as Boss Hats

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I first realised he was dead when I watched the Open and every golfer was wearing one glove as a tribute.

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no word on their next door neighbours at 62 and 68? Will someone please investigate.

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Legal advice for tweeters: Remove fears about being sued for libel by people by not libelling people. Invoice to follow.

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@KathyBurke as long as it's not fucking Schofield.

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Consider the following situation. A is born female and wishes a GRC as male. A swears the oath. A becomes pregnant. Is A living in the assumed gender? Legislation depends on ordinary meaning of language for its effect.

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The Times and The Sunday Times

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🔺 Update: Novak Djokovic has been denied entry to Australia after an extraordinary mix-up with his visa application

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And another thing, how would a cheetah get through the interview? I mean it is barely going to be able to articulate an answer to where do you see yourself in 5 years.

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The scottisn government argument is that swearing the oath is sufficient safeguard to prevent abuse of the system. Because obviously no one will make bad faith use of this. This is a courageous argument.

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Disappointed to hear about Russell Brand. Not for any particular reason I am just disappointed to hear about him every time he is mentioned.

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What is living in the acquired gender? There is to be a declaration sworn in an oath that this has happened. How can it be checked? What standard is applied? What duties end up on the person administering the oath?

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because pharmacists require regular footfall from potential customers in order to justify opening a shop and the sparse human population and large number of hungry parrots does not really make it worthwhile.

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Jamie Oliver is on breakfast talking about his children's book and how he spent 10 minutes a day working on it before presenting it to puffin who saw what he was getting at and mentored him with an editor that let him have oversight and design control.

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@NadineDorries I hope you stand. At this dark dark moment in our history a campaign from you radiating hope and light is exactly what the nation needs.

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The criteria to benefit from expanded definition are unclear. Removing a requirement for gender dysphoria as medically assessed means the sole criterion is living in the assumed gender for 3 months. What does this mean? There is no attempt to explain this. No attempt to define

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Give it to Neil Warnock until the end of the season

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Give it to big Anne until the end of the season

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Why does King Charles have big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

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It is. It is. It is still there.

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Labour banging on about a party 12 months ago at Downing Street? Not as bad as wallpaper but nobody cares - why on Earth did they stop the attacks on HS2 and public transport when they had a direct line to 'red wall' seats? Is it because people outside Westminster cared? #PMQs

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I can identify the point at which I started to look at the policies more closely. When rape survivors were told to reframe their trauma because they were uncomfortable about a man in a shelter. When they were told their response was invalid. Told to leave to accommodate a man.

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"In 2022, a macraque monkey was sent to prison by a military court for a crime it didn't commit. This monkey promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the west highland underground. Today, still wanted by the state it survives as a monkey of fortune. ..."

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Drones pursue lost monkey in Scotland @BenHarrower @HighlandWPark @rzss #Drones #tech4nature

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I once proposed to solve an international conflict by advocating withdrawal from NATO, unilateral disarmament, and writing a letter to a minor diplomat urging him to consider his position.

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This morning I wrote to the Consul General of Russia in Edinburgh. I have urged him to consider his position and the humanitarian crisis that Putin’s war has inflicted. 🇺🇦 #StandWithUkraine

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"I counted them out but regretfully I did not count them back to the This Morning studio."

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The ban is long overdue. Sport is about integrity and fair competition, and a casual look at basic athletic performance shows you schoolboys performing at a higher level than world class female athletes. The male advantage of puberty is never lost. Stonewall is a joke.

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It is so disappointing to see World Athletics announce a unilateral ban on trans women in track and field events. Their own statement recognises that there are no trans women competing at an international level and that they have no specific evidence to justify the ban.

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Lengths. She would do lengths

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Lol at the prison banter when Captain Tom's daughter gets 30 minutes a day doing laps round the exercise yard

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@DBanksy and still not nominated for sports personality of the year

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The argument proponents of the bill make is that the bill has no impact on the Equality Act. But the Scottish govt is unclear in its material as to whether or not sex in s 9, GRA equates to sex in the protected characteristics in the Equality Act

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I have seen the usual sneers at JK Rowling. The accusations of transphobia. The smearing of those raisng issues on the quality of the policy underlying and meaning of the legislation as bigots and sycophants.

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