this is the worst timeline... my mom legitimately just flamed me for dying in a league game and told me to get baron and end holy shit she knows too much
my mom learned how to read opgg and now she keeps comparing mine (d4 noob) to my little brother's (high challenger) and asks me why i can't be like him how is this real
i'm too lazy to take new pictures so here are some old ones i never posted :) happy eight years of sharing ice cream and me taking all your food i love you more than i thought i could ever love anyone
@BoxBox
💛💛
i didn't get a grad ceremony so we had a little family photoshoot instead! as a first gen college student this meant a lot to me and my parents who i love more than anything in the world... they are my heroes 🥺💙
today in the ICU this very polite very lovely guy who had a heart attack was so grateful for our care that he offered me a little baggie of cocaine hidden in his jeans wtfff 😭
i played minecraft for the first time today and it is so cool what nobody told me that everything could be so PRETTYYYY it feels like a real adventure!!!! i feel like a kid on a school trip!!!! minecraft is so poggers!!!!!
so my mom has been really wanting to play league lately and she specifically wants to learn jungle to be able to help
@BoxBox
& my brother
@FakeGod
in top lane but also help me in bot lane... such a mom thing to do 🥺
albert was streaming when i left for work… i finished my 12 hour night shift, came home, slept, woke up, went outside, took a nap, and albert is STILL streaming?? and so is timmy?? everyone in this house is crazy 😭
my mom used to scream at me about league but since my brother went pro now she encourages me to play better and brags about how much she knows about league... truly some alternate universe character development, i love her 😊🥰
OMG YAYYYYYYY I PASSED!!!! i'm finally gonna be a nurse after so long!!!!!! 😭😭😭💗💗💗💗 thank you everyone who sent me encouraging things.. i was too psyched to reply at the time but it helped!!! YAYYYY!!! :DDD
my mom saw me frustrated last night while trying to learn kaisa (and losing hard LOL) and she told me never to give up so i showed her the games i won today... 🥺🥺
i wasn't ever really big on partying or drinking or gambling but after only 6 months of working i now understand the appeal, you just need a god damn break sometimes 😭 vegas time woohoo!!!
the truest form of love is when i crawl into bed and tell albert that i'm cold and he lets me put my ice cold feet on his warm legs without flinching 💙
i got the cutest gift art ever for me and albert's anniversary and i had to share it with the world please look at what
@aikourin
(left) and
@smoffu_
(right) drew for us... so freaking CUTE 🥺🥺📦📦💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
i was looking through some cute old photos but the downside to a tall boyfriend is that i'm so short i look like a child compared to him in full body pics... 😢💙
me: *cuddling with albert* ☺🥰☺🥰☺🥰
albert: hey baby? do you think you would die if i bit a chunk of your arm flesh off? sometimes i feel like an urge to try that? would you bleed out?
excuse me what
these days i have been playing a lot of comfy animal crossing while albert plays project zomboid beating zombies bloody and then after we both just excitedly tell each other about our respective games!!! so happy :D
that was so fun and nerve wracking to watch that i decided to use twitter again :’) i hope his opponent is okay he did so good too!!! but LOOK!!! our signs made it into the broadcast :D POG I WAS HERE POG 🥊
my parents walked into my room and saw albert's cosplay stream so i started to brace for the worst but the first thing my dad says is "who is that girl? she has pretty eyes"... yes dad, yes she does...
first jaime sleeps in me and alberts room because she was too scared to sleep on her own... then she asks to borrow $10... then she walks in on us about to get it on. is this what parenting is like?
nothing is more satisfying than killing with the fourth shot on jhin... i just feel so POWERFUL!!! like BAM!! FUCK YOU!! IN CARNAGE I BLOOM, BITCH!!! i'm a sexy motherfucker and i WILL one shot you!! I WILL MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL!!!
don't mind my face but my mom is a hero who works so hard every day and somehow still has time to pack me lunches and do my taxes and learn league of legends to keep up with me and my brother, we stan a queen 😭🖤💜💙
this might be sharing a little too much but i woke up before albert just now and he looked so heckin pure i kissed him on the cheek thinking he was completely asleep but then he SMILED!! i'm dead 😭💘
the human body is so complex and so beautiful!! like we used to be shrimp sized but we grew bones and blood tubes and crazy intricate defense systems and electrical signals going pew pew between tiny cells... we are so cool 🤯
i took a picture with twitch chat every time albert was stopped by fans to take pictures or sign stuff during his AX stream :D chat is so photogenic 📷💕
does anyone else sometimes feel anxious for no reason at all super randomly aaaaa it's so frustrating because like why! are you! afraid! brain!!!! please!!!! :(
i can't fall asleep because albert looks so cute right now sleeping next to me he is so gentle and pure and sweet and perfect my heart explode good night 😢💖
i've been mia because my grandma suddenly had a hemorrhagic stroke and it's been really hard :( she lived with us and took care of us for years so this is all so heartbreaking. please keep us in your thoughts and tell the people you love that you love them before it's too late 😢
watching my mom watch my little brother
@FakeGod
play league is the cutest thing in the world... when he gets ganked my mom begs the enemies to leave her baby alone and when he gets a kill she celebrates 😭❤️
guys how do i get better at smash? any noob tips? 🤯 albert promised to treat me to a nice dinner date if i could beat him but i've lost about 74637 times so far. please help. please... anyone
so
@Fedmyster
was visiting but somehow he lured albert into going back home with him at 3 am, promising they'd get to sleep in the same bed... now i'm all alone in albert's bed wondering how this happened to me 🤔
hello i am just about to walk into the testing center for my nursing licensure exam and i am so nervous i could cry, if i don't make it out alive please take care of my animal crossing villagers 😟😭