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Valk 🔆

@einherjarvalk

18 days

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Pre-order link:

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@einherjarvalk

3 months

>Br*tain is gone MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH

🇵🇸Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist🏴

@thinkiamsad

3 months

for everyone saying that this is because Super Earth is a different planet than regular Earth: this map of Super Earth was posted to the official Helldivers Discord by Johan Pilestedt, CEO of Arrowhead would be some pretty crazy terraforming to create this on another planet

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fun Adepticon fact: if you play Kill Team this year, you are doing so over the site of the DashCon ball pit

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@einherjarvalk

4 months

TOTAL BUG DEATH

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Apex Legends News

@alphaINTEL

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Respawn are making a new game set in the Titanfall universe, with Titanfall game director Steve Fukuda leading the development. It is NOT Titanfall 3. Per Jeff Grubb / Game Mess Mornings

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@einherjarvalk

30 days

not so friendly reminder that Michael “Garand Thumb” Jones is an adulterer in addition to being a transphobe, so he’s shit at being “trad” too

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@einherjarvalk

1 year

wha @pipkinpippa

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@einherjarvalk

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or in your early 30s

Puto_Trash_Actual

@puto_trash

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note to self: don't watch anime romcoms in your mid-20s

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@einherjarvalk

1 month

JPEG DOG SPOTTED

Alouette 🍡

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1 month

what

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@einherjarvalk

1 year

The most insane thing to me about modern “movement shooters” is that Titanfall 2 not only had better movement mechanics, but players who were good at them had gameplay reels that weren’t an affront to human senses. It also had fucking Titans.

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#XDefiant mw2 devs need to take note

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@einherjarvalk

2 years

this is a war being fought by a generation that grew up playing Modern Warfare 2 on XBL and it shows

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@einherjarvalk

10 months

womb tattoo but it's just this:

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@einherjarvalk

3 years

yo this Bradley got a health and shields bar

Department of Defense 🇺🇸

@DeptofDefense

3 years

Night vision. @USArmy soldiers fire a 25mm tracer round from a M2A3 fighting vehicle during an integrated night live-fire exercise at Camp Adazi, Latvia.

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@einherjarvalk

5 months

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET BUSHMASTERED GET BUSHMASTERED GET BUSHMASTERED GET BUSHMASTERED GET BUSHMASTERED GET BUSHMASTERED GET BUSHMASTERED GET BUSHMASTERED

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@einherjarvalk

4 months

"what do you think about the new video AI techn-"

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@einherjarvalk

2 years

pain

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@einherjarvalk

4 months

Starship Troopers discourse today has me convinced that if Red Dawn was set today people would be claiming the Soviets were here to liberate us and finish the war against colonialism or some shit

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@einherjarvalk

1 year

dude are you fucking kidding me right now

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@einherjarvalk

30 days

granted Mike's dodged PCSes, deployments, and ex-wives for *years*, so I guess good on him for finally accepting the world as it is and not dodging the transphobe allegations at least

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Firepower United

@FirepowerUnited

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What are your opinions on civilians getting CQB training?

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@einherjarvalk

1 year

@astro_egg_celnt @MinModulation

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@einherjarvalk

5 months

the coalition's reaction to this information:

محمد عبدالملك - Mohamed

@Almutawakkil560

5 months

I advise Americans and British people to familiarize themselves with some points about the Yemeni fighters ( Houthis) before rushing into anything. - They don't follow your movies and TV shows at all. - They are not bothered by your media or social media distractions. -

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@einherjarvalk

4 months

if you make a tweet about anything remotely queer and tabletop wargames you get about 50 dudes who think they look like this in your mentions

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@einherjarvalk

23 days

happy pride month to all applicable regions

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@einherjarvalk

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@father_chop70 hope he sees this bro

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also extremely funny how all of Mike's dickriders are coming here to throw barbs because Leviathan Group almost certainly has people name-searching for tweets about him to make the queers go away

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@einherjarvalk

3 months

@Bolverk15 Cali and Texas joining sides for some reason means they automatically win because they control the U.S. military's strategic Mexican-American reserves like where tf are the Loyalist States gonna get Marine Corps recruits now

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@einherjarvalk

3 years

@DaveOshry @ULTRAKILLGame

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@einherjarvalk

30 days

@MatCauthon10 Mike's cameraman has been making repeated jokes about killing trans people in both his own and Mike's videos:

InRange TV

@InRangeTV

1 month

Honestly, it keeps getting worse. Besides the awful nature of anyone glorifying murder, the other reality is is that this is the stuff that is going to get our firearm rights taken away in the end - how could any rational outsider see this "community" and not take a dim view?

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@einherjarvalk

3 months

oh my god they are actually doing the thing

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@einherjarvalk

5 years

"War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nano-machines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control, information control, emotion control... battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control."

SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity

5 years

Hasbro Nerf kids toys will now detect non-licensed darts in the firing chamber and refuse to work. Hasbro claims a patent on foam darts, which cost $10 for 20.

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@einherjarvalk

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I hope they pay well at least; I cannot imagine how much it must suck to be told "hey I need you to come into the office on Saturday to defend a YouTuber's honor against some shitposting trans woman who's spending her night drinking and painting plastic robots"

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@einherjarvalk

3 years

Unbreakable. Incorruptible. U N Y I E L D I N G.

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@einherjarvalk

4 years

@David_Leavitt @Target So you got money to go to take a Target manager to court because you don't know what a display item is, but not enough money to buy a decent toothbrush or see a dentist?

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@einherjarvalk

2 years

<< I don't care if it's a lie, just tell them the Ghost of Kyiv is here! >>

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@einherjarvalk

4 months

well okay, if you insist, mr. dev team

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@einherjarvalk

5 years

taxed from Discord

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4 years

@David_Leavitt Like that woman you harassed over a non-working display toothbrush?

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@einherjarvalk

8 months

@Bolverk15 can't tell if the reason this exists is because they desperately want their own K/DA aesthetic or because there's a murder victim stuffed in the walls at the Blizzard offices

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@einherjarvalk

10 months

>Brandon Herrera is running for Congress

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@CattraKell MR DEMOCRACY OFFICER HAVE HIM SENT TO THE PATRIOTISM CAMPS IMMEDIATELY

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1 year

@Thermobaric_ @pipkinpippa It apparently is, somewhere in TN

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@tariqnasheed I'm sorry, I'm confused: are we "Hispanics," "white," or "latinx" now? Y'all keep changing that shit, I dunno anymore.

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@einherjarvalk

4 years

@NetHistorian o download Raid: Shadow Legends

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@TripleKyun he went to the beach that makes you old

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Insider Gaming

@InsiderGamingIG

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Titanfall 3 Was in Development For 10 Months Before Being Canceled, ex-Developer Claims

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@Mrgunsngear @xssights @GLOCKInc I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you weren't really in danger and you knew it, or you wouldn't have video of this encounter. What the fuck, dude.

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@einherjarvalk

2 years

Every single one of these is a brand-new Chinese Type 56-1. "Stateless," my ass.

U.S. Navy

@USNavy

2 years

ICYMI: @US5thFleet ships seized nearly 1,400 assault rifles and 226,600 rounds of ammunition from a stateless vessel during a flag verification boarding in the North Arabian Sea, Dec. 20. DETAILS: ➡️

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@einherjarvalk

3 months

"persona 6 should be about adu-"

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@einherjarvalk

4 years

@DenverPolice If that's the case, this dude's company needs to give him a uniform stipend, because that doesn't look like any security guard I've ever seen.

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The Advocate

@TheAdvocateMag

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A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Was Filmed Having Sex in a Capitol Building

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@elonmusk

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literally unplayable

Valve

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Half-Life turns 25 this weekend, and we're pushing a big update to bring back some of that 1998 feeling with restored original launch day content, brand new multiplayer maps, a look behind the scenes with the original development team, and more:

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@CattraKell The way I've described it before is that Pippa isn't a Nazi or alt-right or anything, she just a Southerner who grew up in the 2000s. Probably got bullied by classmates/some by her own parents and now she's too stubborn to change for anyone. in other words, das my oshi baybee

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@einherjarvalk

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@Polygon hi, one of the authors in said anthology here I'd like to apologize to the people in the comments angry at me for committing the cardinal sin of...*checks notes*...writing fanfic. I am truly sorry. oh wait no I'm not lmao y'all gotta find better things to do with your time

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@einherjarvalk

2 months

got a job for you, 621

Starship Alves

@StarshipAlves

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Google has suspended drone courier flights because of raven attacks. Looks like the Ravens have taken our side against Skynet.

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@KKArts09 mfw raiding a crack shack with the boys and having a homeless dude run in through the front door completely unprompted to stab one of the guys I'm playing with

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it took less than 24 hours for Boehmond to get bodied for being a tourist and accusing BT players of being such in our own fandom lol. lmao even.

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@einherjarvalk

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this may strike some players as harsh but if you're abandoning an entire fandom in protest of there being girls in your boys club, you are bringing nothing of value to mine and should go do something else

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@THR

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@wiintah @Davoc_ @EA >ULTRAKILL >awful

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@Bolverk15 the children yearn for Titanfall 2

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@einherjarvalk

3 years

me, refusing to sell my $50 worth of $GME

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@einherjarvalk

4 years

Reminder that Biden's "gun plan" requires you to pay $200 for every magazine you own, or get stuck with 5 years in jail per offense. Leland Yee literally helped smuggle RPGs and only got 5 years.

Leland Yee, convicted in 2015 corruption scandal, released from federal prison

Former California senator Leland Yee was released from federal prison on Friday after...

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@engadget

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@gofundme Dude was a convicted felon who was convicted of domestic abuse multiple times and strangled his significant other. Last night he swung a skateboard at the guy's head as he was retreating to turn himself in to police. This really where you wanna stand?

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@einherjarvalk

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holy fucking shit apparently Russians are transmitting on completely unencrypted comms and you can just listen to them panic on the internet tune to freq 7933 kHz, filter 2.34 kHz

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@einherjarvalk

2 years

@Bolverk15 >trans twitter user with bad opinions >chosen name is "Lilith" every time

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@einherjarvalk

1 year

holy shit nobody tell this guy about cargo shorts

K-12 School Shooting Database

@K12ssdb

1 year

Here is the vest the Texas mall shooter was wearing. Lots of "real" firearms products are sold on Amazon under the guise of being airsoft toys. This is not harmless stuff. A key component of being a mass shooter is the tactical gear to carry the weapon and extra magazines.