D.M @dyn_5V Twitter profile

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D.M

@dyn_5V

1 year

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D.M

@dyn_5V

2 years

Determined to speak to all, I road-tripped through different styles, perceptions, and perspectives I realised that what I could learn out there was invaluable That there is truth everywhere And that truth, in it’s nature, has to be universal.

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D.M

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4 months

You borrowed money from me and you are now posting 'I wish I could just die' are you mad? I cover you with the blood of Jesus.

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4 years

Nah twitter stories is KILLING ME. You know when someone adds you on snap & you’re posting bare selfies of yourself trying to impress someone, that’s what I’m seeing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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8 months

A lot of you men need therapy. To even start a thread of hating your girlfriend is insane dawg

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4 years

UK twitter coming for Nella Rose, Zeze mills, Headie one, Tion Wayne & MORE.

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6 years

I SAID TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS SONGGG

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@dyn_5V

4 years

Women on their way to argue with their man because they’re bored

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 months

Pros of winter: - no musty heat (In the UK) - you can cuddle with your babes for the whole night whilst asleep - heating up in the cold is better than cooling down in the heat - you get an extra hour of sleep when the clocks go back

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can’t believe losers were spending all summer saying this is the weather they want

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@dyn_5V

4 years

Newham has Kojo Funds Newham has Yxng Bane Newham has J hus Newham has 21 Savage Newham has Idris Elba Newham has Tinchy Stryder Newham has Danny dyer

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@MamaViv

4 years

Croydon has Stormzy Croydon has Yung Fume Croydon has Krept & Konan Croydon has Section Croydon has Hardy Caprio Croydon has A2 Croydon has Bonkaz Croydon has Nadia Rose Croydon has Jords Croydon has Teeway

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2 years

Drake to Rihanna after hearing ASAP rocky cheated on her : “Riri, I’m hearing your relationship is kinda rocky right now. Come to the 6 & we’ll talk about our future wedding vows

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Megan Thee Stallion’s boat got seized by a WHITE MAN in black history month, this is modern day slavery

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@dyn_5V

4 years

*Americans listen to Drake - War once* Americans - “Mans Not Hot” “Ft 21 savage” “You want the smoke BRUVV” “Would you like some biscuits & tea” “Repping Queen Elizabeth yh” “Innit bruv” “Oi don’t let me stab you” “UK grime” “Skepta & Giggs type flow🔥🔥🔥”

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D.M

@dyn_5V

1 year

The CEO’s she’s surrounded by

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D.M

@dyn_5V

8 months

My barber enjoys my head so much man

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@dyn_5V

4 years

This guy keeps on saving another mans photos/videos & captioning it as “bomboclaat”

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@gaabrielmvp

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Bomboclaat

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2 years

@utdz0ne My man fell on his knees when the law came

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@dyn_5V

4 years

Streets are saying Chip is moving like this after hearing Stormzy’s 2nd diss to Wiley

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Lockdown Season 2. These are the episodes so far. Episode 1 - Kenza Vs Eva. Who will prevail? Episode 2 - Lippy Lickshot, The man who sparked UK twitter vs US twitter. Episode 3 - The ultimate question. Are you black or biracial? Episode 4 - Bernicia Boateng & her furlough fraud

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@dyn_5V

4 years

@DGB_Media

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@dyn_5V

8 months

@kxng_edz You literally told me your barber oils you down bro

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

This is the first time in my life where I actually don’t know what to do. Seeing your home country suffer like this with the people getting murdered by their own government & you can’t do anything to help but just to speak out. Feel so useless

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

When the next motive hits, this is how I’m dancing & I don’t want to hear PIM from anyone! aṣiwere #NS10v10

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D.M

@dyn_5V

1 year

“High value” “low value” “high maintenance” “low maintenance” bro you guys talk like you’re being produced in factories.

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@audreythefinest

1 year

There are lots of low maintenance women the problem is you man don’t want to date them.

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Nah deep it, my man went to go do bubble bath & do this because of Chris brown & Usher #NS10v10

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@dyn_5V

5 months

British people eat roast dinners every Sunday & then have it for Christmas = no problem Let an African auntie or uncle whip out traditional food for Christmas = problem. Y’all are sick

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D.M

@dyn_5V

2 years

How can you be soft life general when your heart is rock solid?

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@dyn_5V

8 months

What’s the actual issue here?

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@dyn_5V

7 years

@MrDtAFC Arsenal watching The UCL draw

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

People that have also mentioned: Mover Baseman Young Dizz Trapz

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@dyn_5V

4 years

Nigerian Uncles when they finish eating Eba & egusi soup

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 years

@ChelseaFC Bunch of fake chelsea fans commenting "YES" not realising he's been a key player for the two PL titles you've won. What a tinpot club & fans

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D.M

@dyn_5V

11 months

Anime male fans are one of the weirdest fans on the planet

Sarz 🔥

@Sanjistars

11 months

It’s always the girls who get the most backlash in the anime community

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because it has Greece at the bottom.

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@dyn_5V

9 months

Too many of you people will be the uncles & aunties you despise man, it’s too laughable

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9 months

All my nieces and nephews must have a drivers licenses before they turn 18. I don’t understand how there’s so many adults that don’t know how to or aren’t permitted to drive. Not having a car is one thing, not being able sounds disastrous to me ?

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D.M

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4 years

UK twitter after their antics last night

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 years

@SkySportsPL But you've left Aguero out of your side on occasions...

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@dyn_5V

4 years

@andrew_d_c

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D.M

@dyn_5V

25 days

No one has posted this on my life🕊️🕊️🕊️

feven - ፈቨን

@missfeven

25 days

What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

I should’ve said East London instead and included more

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Kano Ghetts R1

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D.M

@dyn_5V

6 years

@SkySportsNews @ChelseaFC The reason why..

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 years

@LowkeyMo_ Wait.... wtf

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

@Blayofficial Bobrisky is next

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Nigga was talking to that “come eree, stop playing, ta ah ha ha” guy

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 years

@SkySportsNews When Arsen Wenger says "Santi Carzola is our new January signing" Arsenal fans:

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Now I know why they done this for Donald trump. They prayed for him to LOSE

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 years

@AshAnother @ChelseaFC That "Fellani" benched fabergas Lmfao

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Nîgga is that Drake?!!?! LOOOOOOOOOL

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@dyn_5V

4 years

The ideology that white people continue to disrespect us is because we don’t respect ourselves, is false. They’re literally the founders of racism & discrimination

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

We’re definitely not ready for that conversation because that conversation does not exist

#DISUNOMICS

@_NOMICS

4 years

Vybz Kartel is a better lyricist than Kendrick Lamar but yall aint ready for that conversation

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D.M

@dyn_5V

3 years

Sorry you broke up. My girl & I will complete this for you though

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@chiefofwakanda

3 years

Look at how corny I was when I was in a relationship 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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D.M

@dyn_5V

3 years

After seeing this video without no filter/lighting, I feel so embarrassed for backing her. She’s clearly darkskinned & has self-hatred

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Bro? It’s literally January 9th, slow down

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4 years

Valentine’s Day Bouquet ❤️

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D.M

@dyn_5V

3 years

Social media has killed us. Why am I hearing that a woman is giving birth on clubhouse & she’s dubbed the child as “the first clubhouse baby”?

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Lmao instead of this one to spell “coconut” she’s spelling “yεbεhyiayεfrε wo sεn” like one stiff boiled egg

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

People are asking me , “David. Peter Pan is always flying, why is that?” I told them “it’s because he neverlands”

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@dyn_5V

7 years

@TrollFootball @TrollFootball

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@dyn_5V

4 years

When she asks me to buy her food

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D.M

@dyn_5V

5 years

All my friends know I don’t do drugs but when I stunt I want my ecstasy

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Niggas are analysing Nella Rose’s apology video like this

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@dyn_5V

4 years

No one: chile & periodt twitter: I’M SITTING ON A BAD BOY PIECE OF INFORMATION

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@dyn_5V

2 years

@Mugiwara_23

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

From tomorrow, puff puff is Mikate 🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩

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@dyn_5V

7 months

@Dennissk77 This is sickness

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@dyn_5V

3 months

Grow up man, people still believe this ideology in 2024?

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@Antss1j

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Men & women cheating will never be the same, I’m so sorry. Marcel runnnnn for the hills brother

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@dyn_5V

6 years

@SkySportsPL They’ve already spent £400million in 18 months.

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D.M

@dyn_5V

3 years

The flag: The face:

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D.M

@dyn_5V

6 years

@GuillemBalague “Pep or money”. Yet Josè won three trophies last season & Pep won 0. Everyone’s going on like Pep has secured the sextuplets ffs. Everyone’s so far up Peps bum it’s unbelievable

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

I pray that God protects Nicki Minaj in this pregnancy & that she safely gives birth to her child, amen🙏🏾❤️

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@dyn_5V

4 years

Android niggas when they find out that they can’t voice note their tweet on twitter because it’s only available for iphone users

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@dyn_5V

6 months

This guy inserted every stereotypical trope in a video. Man even done the gun sign. you lot will say “it’s ntd” though

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Nella Rose on I’m a Celebrity

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@dyn_5V

2 years

UK babes when they found out a commoner became the leader of his friendship group

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Loved it, lived it!

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@dyn_5V

3 years

You’re studying law, but have you studied the law of God?

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@dyn_5V

3 years

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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D.M

@dyn_5V

6 months

This guys whole account is bashing Nella….. what kind of weird fuckery is this?

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@ibzsmo3k

6 months

Nella rose squaring up to Nigel farage #ImACeleb

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@dyn_5V

5 years

I’m not even a chelsea supporter but seeing hazard leave is bare sad. World class player

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@dyn_5V

4 years

Niggas are having meltdowns because of Lil Durk & India breaking up?

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 years

So they couldn’t text this nah? If love is stunting for the public then I don’t wanna know

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@MayaJama

7 years

@Stormzy1 my phones on charge, 2 double cheeseburgers and 9 nuggets with dips thanks love you

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D.M

@dyn_5V

3 years

Man are eating rice with fork loooooooool is it spaghetti?!!?

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D.M

@dyn_5V

2 years

Niggas were telling Remi to shut up after he said Jacques was bullying but now they’re using mental health 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Nah the transition threw me off guard, dvsn crafted this perfectly

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D.M

@dyn_5V

6 years

Damn Drake left his child for another child

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@Complex

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Drake reportedly shuts down restaurant for dinner with 18-year-old model Bella Harris:

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

I can’t believe Americans ruined the don’t leave me jokes

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 years

@SkySportsPL No, you opted to join Manchester United but your dumb president wanted ridiculous amount for you, you dyed your hair red & pushed for a move

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 years

@omoissy @Lhanraay Chelsea fans will say they lost because of the red card, but last season they said Kante is 3 in 1. I don't get it

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D.M

@dyn_5V

3 years

How do you say it? Balloons on my page🥳🥳

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Should’ve been me

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D.M

@dyn_5V

6 years

@SundaySupp @SkySportsPL The media are all trying to push Alexis Sanchez to go City & make it seem joining united is a bad thing. Same media who are labelling City (trophies) & United (Money) yet City won 0 trophies last season. It’s pathetic tbh

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D.M

@dyn_5V

1 year

Shaderoom twitter don’t know the difference between “need” & “want”

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"This is for the girls that don't need no man" while standing in your man's house living in luxury with his money is crazy.

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D.M

@dyn_5V

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

3rd try let’s go. 20 likes & I’ll give out £2K

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D.M

@dyn_5V

6 years

@brfootball Demeble has a few good games and now is the top 3 midfielders in the world. Football is so reactionary

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D.M

@dyn_5V

6 years

Your MCM is going from Mourinholic to Conteholic to Alcoholic. Chelsea fans smh

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

@_kamzie Damn the coons really selling themselves out this early morning!

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 months

Has anyone tasted Salt Bae’s meat?

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D.M

@dyn_5V

3 months

This is my FOURTH valentine with my beautiful partner. She’s amazing

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D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Screenshot-ting cos that quality done me dirty

D.M

@dyn_5V

4 years

Don’t caress me

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D.M

@dyn_5V

5 years

ALL THESE BLUE NIGGAS ASKING AM I CRIP YET

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D.M

@dyn_5V

7 years

@karan_shah99 @Aman__cfc @iChelseaRelated @ChelseaFC Chelsea fans saying "can Lukaku play on wings" Lool he drifts out wide and bully's defenders. Proof is that he did it against chelsea

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D.M

@dyn_5V

3 years

Niggas are worried about the palm angels sale, but won’t put their palms together to ask Jesus to send his angels to us.

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