perneeya @dykeistan Twitter profile

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perneeya

@dykeistan

2 years

just posting so i can pin this tbh

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perneeya

@dykeistan

6 months

i would give my life for my friends i'd do anything for them except answer their text messages

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@dykeistan

4 years

even corona virus is in my region now but instagram music probably never will be

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@dykeistan

2 years

Will Bhaiyers

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@dykeistan

1 year

u befriend a guy and a few days later he's like "i wanna talk to u abt something" please God let it be about the economy

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@dykeistan

9 months

MUN portrait vibes asf bro that's the delegate of Ibiza

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@Ardurrrr

9 months

This pic is so pretty bro wtf

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@dykeistan

2 years

LMFAOOOO MY EX GOT MARRIED N THIS IS WHAT WE TALKED ABT😭 khush reh hamesha tho

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@dykeistan

3 years

french waiters rude asf for calling us short and tiny... khud hoga bona petite bsdk

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@dykeistan

1 year

it gets sadder the longer i stay on that app fr

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@dykeistan

4 years

meri ammi ka kambal waapis karo bhai

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@dykeistan

2 years

Karachi

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perneeya

@dykeistan

1 year

"sleep on call with me" no thanks codependency ki dukaan

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@dykeistan

2 months

"I can only ask relentlessly for forgiveness from Anjali and Allah" Allah: who gave u this number?

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@dykeistan

3 years

all these fireworks lekin asli patakha toh tum ho

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@dykeistan

4 years

i hate birds khud hongi cheap cheap cheap cheap

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@dykeistan

5 months

told my mum if any other woman was my mother instead of her i would ditch that woman n find her n my mum made this face:

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@dykeistan

3 years

karachi is literally a fever dream... a week ago someone started using their desktop on the Nueplex screen that faces the public, while a herd of camels passed by on main rashid minhas road, with all of this right next to a McDonald's

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@dykeistan

3 years

Pakistan ko apna very own Riverdale boht boht mubarak ho

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@dykeistan

4 years

diaspora poets be like: english text english text english text 𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘶 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 english text english text english text – 𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘶 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵, english text 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘪 𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘬𝘪 𝘵𝘦𝘢

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@dykeistan

1 year

he looks like kahaani sunaanay waala hai zubaani sunaanay waala hai issko pyaar hua tha

juju 💰

@ayeejuju

1 year

we all know someone who looks like this

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@dykeistan

2 years

DHA girl sent me weed

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@dykeistan

4 years

i have a joke about basic rights in pakistan but u won't get it

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@dykeistan

1 year

had the most peak karachi Giga Chad(ni) moment ever today. dude tried snatching my phone from me i just gripped it tight n said "tere baap ka paisa hai kia" and he just left ..... i cured crime

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@dykeistan

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@dykeistan

3 years

girls cut their hair after a breakup Melinda gon switch to iOS

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@dykeistan

4 years

I'll never forget that there's literally a place in peshawar called Karachi Ki Mashoor Peshawari Ice Cream

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@dykeistan

3 years

mf should really rename tehreek e insaf to tehreek e idgaf

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@dykeistan

3 years

midsummer chaos isn't relatable?? mustafa babar is abt to get dumped by a lesbian. ur telling me none of u been through that? 😐

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@dykeistan

3 years

is this nanga parbat

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@dykeistan

4 years

i dreamt about this and had to meme it

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@dykeistan

5 years

art majors be like damn I gotta disappoint my family by Monday

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@dykeistan

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@dykeistan

1 year

i wish he didn't

Pop Tingz

@ThePopTingz

1 year

Andrew Tate shares new photo.

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@dykeistan

11 months

"text them they probably miss u too" I'd rather chew glass

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@dykeistan

1 year

how da hell r y'all still getting married...like...after getting into my professional life all i see r men cheating on their wives........... aek banda nae jo pyaar se baat karey abt his wife and not some other girl or doesn't try to hit on em😭

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perneeya

@dykeistan

4 years

me with CaC-1000 after that one study said it helps build immunity against covid

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@dykeistan

3 years

girls will post a pic of their mans captioned "STOP BEING PRETTIER THAN ME" and it's the ugliest man i've ever seen in my life

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@dykeistan

3 years

this man is living proof that no amount of money will ever break the incel redditor in u

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

3 years

No it doesn’t hurt at all 🩸

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@dykeistan

3 years

been difficult ever since..

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@dykeistan

3 years

my dad watching another one of my online shopping packages show up at the door

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@dykeistan

3 years

Sales in Pak be like "!!!!BIG sale FLAT 25% OFF!!!! upto 50% OFF!!!!!!!" and everything's still for 4k

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perneeya

@dykeistan

7 months

LMFAOOO U CONTENT STEALING TWAT i literally posted the video my frnds originally made months ago ....and this mf thinks it's alright to steal the whole concept in a pathetic desperate attempt to stay relevant?? stop stealing other artist's work weirdo

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@Aligulpir

7 months

Every Netflix crime documentary - PAANI KYU NAHI HAI? Produced by @TheThirdActPK #comedy #mockumentary #aligulpir #thethirdact

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perneeya

@dykeistan

3 years

praying allah israel ko tabah o barbaad karde

Meghan McCain

@MeghanMcCain

3 years

Pray for Israel.

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@dykeistan

5 years

grown bitches in uni be passing judgement when they can't even pass a course💀💀 read a book nadia gossiping abt the girl that smokes won't help ur future

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@dykeistan

1 year

bestie bride: "ye kia likhwa diya???" my frnd: "...kisne likhwaaya hoga?" [entire room of 14 ppl just looking at me]

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@dykeistan

3 years

how are u even supposed to be scared of them now.. bongay 😭😭

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@dykeistan

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perneeya

@dykeistan

4 years

waiting for his new single bAbA kI jAaN ft. Quavo

zayn

@zaynmalik

4 years

Our baby girl is here, healthy & beautiful🙏🏽❤️to try put into words how i am feeling right now would be an impossible task. The love i feel for this tiny human is beyond my understanding.Grateful to know her, proud to call her mine, & thankful for the life we will have together x

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@dykeistan

4 years

steak holders

Ali Zafar

@AliZafarsays

4 years

Our cinema can grow with leaps and bounds with the right policies, attention and sheer hard work by all steak holders. Unfortunately, currently cinemas are only shutting down taking the industry backwards.

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@dykeistan

4 years

atif aslam: tum paas ho ke bhi, tum aas ho ke bhi- me: :) atif aslam: ehsaas ho ke bhi- me: :O atif aslam: apnay nahi me: :(

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@dykeistan

10 months

people born in 1997 are turning 56 this year let that sink in

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@dykeistan

4 years

u know u've hit peak boredom when ur sitting all dressed up to go nowhere

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@dykeistan

1 year

i miss when p*kis were foreign to the concept of the gays even existing......

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@dykeistan

5 years

what's the point of having 93283782 places in Karachi when we're just gonna end up in Xander's

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@dykeistan

4 months

aapas ki baat hai but hugging ur friends proper waala (wrAPPED safe comfoRTABLE COSY) hits like crack

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@dykeistan

3 years

rip dadi jaan u would've slutshamed me for what i wear today ❤️

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@dykeistan

3 years

The four seasons of karachi b like: summer, very summer, heatstroke season, 1 week of winter

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@dykeistan

3 years

16 yr old girls r so angsty on here being all homophobic and shit.. 4 saal baad sub bi hongi 😭😭

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@dykeistan

3 years

y'all tell this app shit i wouldn't even admit to myself

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@dykeistan

5 years

Drogon really said fuck ur games and fuck ur thrones

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@dykeistan

5 years

AJEEB BACHAY I CANT STAND HORNY TEENAGERS MEIN DETECTIVE PIKACHU DEKHNE GAE THI MERE PEECHAY KOI 15 SAAL KE BACHAY WERE MAKING OUT YAAR BC KIA BAKWAAS PIKACHU KE SAAMNEY KYUN ZALEELON

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@dykeistan

3 years

i think we collectively just need to ignore Sadaf Kanwal and the husband guy (I forgot his name) warna ye poori zindagi bakbakbakbak hi karte raheinge

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@dykeistan

1 year

LMFAAAOOOAOAOAOAO PAKIS DOXXED THE DAAKU

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@dykeistan

3 years

couples that are always arguing ain't in a relationship they're in an MUN 💀💀

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@dykeistan

1 year

bsdk achi bhali shirt dikhti hai outfitters pe then u take it out n it got some corny shit like "aDdiCtEd tO hOpE" on it

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@dykeistan

1 year

straight man hustling for a bi woman be like

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@dykeistan

4 years

art students be like "brb i have to go study😩😩" then go and draw SpongeBob for 4 hours

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@dykeistan

3 years

men be like haha no baby girl mein bataata hoon feminism kia hai

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@dykeistan

4 years

ye kIA HAI JSNSJSJJSJSJSJ PLZZZ I'M LOSING IT @ THE LAST FRAME😭😭

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@dykeistan

3 years

idk but this is exactly what lying on ur cv feels like

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@dykeistan

3 years

my mom just gasped at pictures of lupita nyong'o and said "issko toh Allah ne alag se time de ke banaaya hai......"

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@dykeistan

3 years

RIP to him, now talk about the Usman Mirza incident. apne mulk ke jungli frustrated jaanwaron ko kuch toh bol dou

Imran Khan

@ImranKhanPTI

3 years

Saddened to learn of Dilip Kumar's passing. I can never forget his generosity in giving his time to help raise funds for SKMTH when project launched. This is the most difficult time - to raise first 10% of the funds & his appearance in Pak & London helped raise huge amounts.

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@dykeistan

4 years

y'all ever hang between army kids and this is all u hear

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@dykeistan

4 years

arabs be like eid-ul-adha this eid-ul-adha that🙄🙄 like nah bro chill poori eid kareinge

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@dykeistan

5 years

so having a tattoo DOES make u feel ten times cooler

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@dykeistan

3 years

random women who come up to u to compliment u out of nowhere are the backbone of our society

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@dykeistan

5 years

rich men who die right after marriage>>>>>>>>>>

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@dykeistan

3 years

bruh somebody's abt to lose their job...😭😭 so much for the pehli tankhwa

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@dykeistan

4 years

Sajni randi plzzz paas bulao na bharwi please

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@dykeistan

5 years

tryna get a full tattoo sleeve so my mum finally snaps and beats the shit out of me

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@dykeistan

1 year

"u dOnT eVeN fAsT" girl u sucked an unwashed dick in the backseat of a Liana do naWT be judging me

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@dykeistan

10 months

dated someone who got distant n depressed every time i went out w my frnds without her n to this day it feels like m hurting a loved one by having my own life

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@dykeistan

3 years

listen... anyone who says "don't lie on ur cv" doesn't want the best for u. always write down the shit u have done and think u can do as well, it'll land u a good job and u'll learn too while ur at it 👍

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@dykeistan

3 years

my mom: acha chaand nazar aaye toh bataana me: aap sheeshay mein hi dekhlein my mom:

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@dykeistan

4 years

me vs whom i share my birthday with gang gang

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@krownnist

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me vs whom I share my birthday with lmfao

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@dykeistan

1 year

imagine owning a vape in lahore do u even breathe bro

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@dykeistan

4 years

I said: 😁

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@dykeistan

3 years

my mom hates it when im cocky so she never EVER compliments me munh pe and today i overheard her telling my dad "sub se achi naak toh humaari panno ki hai".. im abt to become unbearable

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@dykeistan

4 years

meri nanhi purry

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@dykeistan

11 months

this the second time the titanic has taken a bunch of rich ppl down 😭😭 communist ass ship

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@dykeistan

3 years

cats are definitely communists. pooray waqt mao mao karti rehti hain

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@dykeistan

11 months

LMFAOOOOAOAOAOAO

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@dykeistan

3 years

paki weddings have the WORST DJ's ever bro why u playin tonight i'm f***ing you by enrique iglesias 😭😭 maaf karo

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@dykeistan

4 years

y'all ever just....regret getting to know someone...cuz u literally liked them better before when u HADN'T figured them out ab kia karun iss chutye ka

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@dykeistan

2 years

some dude at jamia canteen in KU was like "yahaan card chalta hai?" n his frnd was so done w his shit he's like "tum ne har jaga ko Nixor kyun samjha hua hai bhae" 😭😭

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@dykeistan

5 years

thank u sir it already looks like Santorini

Commissioner Karachi

@CommissionerKhi

5 years

Another use of the tree trunk to beautify the city

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@dykeistan

4 years

it's ok guys the chaand is just social distancing

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@dykeistan

1 year

desi memes r still top notch

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@dykeistan

3 years

mango by itself vs mango as a flavour

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@dykeistan

4 years

u nasty asf, dont u dare come by my house in karachi pakistan near malir cantonment off-white one on the left of the park. especially when I get off at 4pm, dont call me at this number either 0300-3460522...

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@dykeistan

4 years

preloved nae hota kuch bhi bharwon USED hota hai. itna hi loved hota toh baichtay kyun

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