Ali Gul Pir @Aligulpir Twitter profile

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

Every Pakistani man has 2 sides. Here are they in under a minute. Featuring @OmarIffat and Nauman Ijaz #MeToo #MardLogic

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@Aligulpir

4 years

Shareef Missiles #politicaldubs #politics #pmln #pakistan

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@Aligulpir

3 years

My friend Uzma and myself Kaisa-Dia want to introduce you to our staff #CafeSohail #Cannoli #MoreEnglishThanEnglish #EnglishCoaching

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

Result of taking too many bouncers to the head: said "voter" heard "welder" @virendersehwag u don't need to invent ways to humiliate yourself, ur existence is enough humiliation for us humans

Virender Sehwag

@virendersehwag

5 years

You sound like a welder from the Bronx, says the anchor. After the pathetic speech in the UN a few days ago , this man seems to be inventing new ways to humiliate himself.

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@Aligulpir

3 years

Morning shows host VS Engineers #chotigari #formulapayformula

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@Aligulpir

5 years

I am proud of my Prime Minister @ImranKhanPTI for speaking the honest and bitter truth in front of the whole world #imrankhanspeech

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

When Arnab Goswami goes bizerk on @BeingSalmanKhan #twit #DrugsMafia #KahanHoSalman

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@Aligulpir

5 years

When we reached the mall 2 buy clothes for the kids, every1 got busy looking for the perfect outfit. But 1 kid, Sufyan went straight to the ladies section n picked out a ladies suit. When I asked him y, he replied "its for my mom! I don't want anything. If Mom is happy, Im happy"

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

2 years

The curious case of @SHABAZGIL with its reverse recovery. Accident happens he’s fine and opening bottles, a day later he’s worse and hand is broken. May God bless him with the recovery speed of Pervaiz Illahi

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@Aligulpir

2 years

Yes I’m dead. Tweeting from the grave, I won’t go easy

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

6 months

Sunday acha raha @IrfanPathan

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@IrfanPathan

2 years

Padosiyon Sunday kesa raha???

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

When anyone asks #PPP about #UzairBaloch The audio is from a classic interview of Qaim Ali Shah by the amazing @WaseemBadami #UzairBalochJIT #UzairExposedPPP

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@Aligulpir

3 years

Sheikh Rashid talks about loneliness, women with double Bs and express trains #sheikhrasheed #trains #sheikhit #loneliness #doubleB #DilJala Original video in thread

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

PM Sahab telling #Uzbekistani people about Uzbekistan while on his first tour of Uzbekistan #Pakistan #ImranKhan #KhanOnUzbek

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

This is Sania, she is 5 years old. She was adopted by a couple as a baby. When they found out she couldn't talk because of an illness, they left her at the orphanage #SiratUlJannah Humans can be heartless or we can help donate to this orphanage and make a difference #Donate

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Class on culture/husband for those who don’t know #howtobeperfect #mazboot

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

You invaded our area, you blame us and threaten us. We capture ur soldier on OUR soil and give him chai. He vouches for how well we treated him. That's Pakistan. U have to be blind to see who is being more rationale. Still isn't late, India must respond with peace #Abhinandan

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

Few days back we saw #Nimra being 2 happy about being on tv. Here is my version of it #2Happy

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

@KanganaTeam @rihanna Porn singer? Is that a singer who makes music for porn films only. They will refuse to sing for normal films? Please explain further. I didn’t know such a niche existed, just curious

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

This is how I save people's phone numbers. Ashraf Electrician, Saad Unilever and Waqar Maila

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@sokane1

5 years

Trump just called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple”

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

When you're done venting @priyankachopra

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

On right you have thousands calling Shias Kafir and on left you have hundreds who came out against rape of women n children. This is what’s wrong with our society. We have made hate common, and have discouraged compassion/fighting for the weak. Pakistanis we need to change! #one

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

When a Pakistani Politcian is asked to go back to his country, he gets medical issues like #IshaqDar #HardTalk #StephenSackur @stephensackur #PakistaniPolitics

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@Aligulpir

3 years

“Aisa dil rakhtay hi nahi hain” - #AsifZardari #NoLove #NoDiljala #NetPerBethoKaheenAurNahi @SaleemKhanSafi Original video in thread

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

6 years

Years of mimicry on tv has ruined the quality of comedy in Pakistan. We don't make fun of policies and social issues, we'd rather dress up as a politician or even worse their family members and ridicule them #shameful

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

@MyLifeAsRodney Please don’t spread idiotic false news. Your statement can cost people their lives

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

PM’s plans to help chickens. The reason why one dozen of eggs cost 160 rupees now #inflation #imrankhan #andaykafundaaa 🐣 #politicaldubs

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

2 years

Aur haath nihari Kay dhongay main

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@siasatpk

2 years

میاں صاحب کا جسم لندن میں اور روح پاکستان میں ہے،ایازصادق @AyazSadiq122 #NawazSharif

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@Aligulpir

3 years

The story of how Mian sahab made the nuclear bomb according to a @pmln_org voter #dinraatmehnat #aapBanao #mianmissile #atomBum

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@Aligulpir

3 years

We were bored so we decided to ridicule our employee who can’t speak english like we do with our fake accents #GoraComplex #NewSlaves

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

U blame women for being raped cuz of their clothes, reject bills that will punish domestic abusers n now men go around raping girls n make videos of it. This 1 is in our capital city. A few kilometres from ur home Mr President @ImranKhanPTI its time for a change #ArrestUsmanMirza

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Oh okay! I understand. Like someone who doesn’t have talent, hasn’t done much work and relies on controversy and putting people down to stay in the news. Thanks for clearing it out for me #GoKangana #DiePoorFarmers

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

6 years

What's Sharjeel Memon's favorite song? Chaar botal vodka, Kaam Mera Roz ka

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Badshah life of Pakistan flex video! I feel really sorry for England Kay log. Hopefully one day you will be like us #povertyisbakwaas #auntyelite

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Ganda hai per dhanda hai. Tum kero toh oil, hum kerain toh vodka #gandapur #AliAminGandapur #MaryamNawaz Original 2 videos in thread

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

Should I be excited for Eid while a part of my society is celebrating a murderer?

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

2 years

I love how at a cricket match, this reporter finds a way to ask a white lady “why ain’t you cooking at home?” Because why should she be working when it’s pakora time #auratmarch #march8internationalwomensday #YouKnowSamosa #pakora #samosa #triangle Original video in thread

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

Modi fights back #China #ChineseAppsBlocked #IndiaChinaFaceOff #India #TikTok #tiktokbanindia #tiktokbanned

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Sometimes I wish I was a Jin who have stable government, good hospitals, law and order and e-visa #jinLife #Stories #ghostworld Original video in thread

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Drama showing love triangles and news showing political triangle @ImranKhanPTI @MaryamNSharif @BBhuttoZardari #VoyeurPDM #HaHaHa #AllEyesOnMe

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@Aligulpir

3 years

How to deal with corruption #NoMoreParty #NoMoreShaadi @ImranKhanPTI Original video in Thread

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

Your comeback is that she has misspelled a word? Your sense of humor is lame, just like your cricket skills

Harbhajan Turbanator

@harbhajan_singh

5 years

What do u mean by surly? Oh is it surely ?? 😂😂😂😂 lo ji dekho yeh Angreji Inki.. chill pill next time try and read before u put something in English 👍

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5 years

Imagine that ur not doing so good at ur job n the whole office starts blaming ur wife, shares videos of u having dinner n starts judging ur parenting skills too? U would freak n be like wtf!? Well thats what ur all doing to @realshoaibmalik n @MirzaSania Dont b stupid, its a game

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

People need to leave #AdnanSami alone. He is not a spy and this isn't funny. He is just a regular guy who moved to India for it's secular society, he never sends us any info and his code name is definitely not LOTA

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@Aligulpir

2 years

Tongue of slip by Imran or ghalti say mistake by speech writer. Either way, we are all rich but just don’t know it #1780 to #26000 Original video in thread

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

When desi Karen learns a new word VIOLATION and decides to defy law and go dine in without showing a vaccination card #violation #covidvacccine #getvaccinated #dinein BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS treat restaurant staff with respect and go dine in but get vaccinated first, it’s the law

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

I'm so proud of my nation for not giving in to hate like we see in the Indian media, media industry, politics, cricket and so on. Love is the most powerful emotion and hate is the most wasteful one. Let haters hate, let them carry on and burn their energy. #PakistanZindabad

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

1 year

First they came for them and we didn’t say anything. Then they came for us… #ReleaseJibranNasir

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@Aligulpir

1 year

Burger kaun hai? #lifeofaburger Original video in thread

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Dusri shadi Aur shahadat ka shauq #khatarnakwife #dusrishadi #firefur

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Slaves to the brands; Pakistans rich flaunting their 4 bags #safoora

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

2 years

Rana dreaming of drinking champagne in heaven, but for now going with “apple juice” #shehad #oil #juice #whisky #champagne #RanaJiMaafKerna #GhaltiMaaraySayHogaee

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

Making fun of over 2000 Saudi prisoners who were freed is not funny! Making fun of the oppressed labour class and judging them with a blanket statement is not funny! Make fun of the oppressors and not the weak! Thought I shud educate those who r losing their shit on my last tweet

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

2 years back we lost 4 trees due to terrorist attack. Here is #DBTVLIVE @subloisl and my tribute to them #fantasticteaday #balakot #pakistan #abhinandan Watch full video here

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

6 years

*drop the mic and walk off*

Imran Khan

@ImranKhanPTI

6 years

Disappointed at the arrogant & negative response by India to my call for resumption of the peace dialogue. However, all my life I have come across small men occupying big offices who do not have the vision to see the larger picture.

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

When Burgers fight #MyDad #KhwabonMainAoonga #TuDekhi

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

2 years

Alleged Killers as assembly members, imprisoned killers being taken for shopping to a mall, convicted killers staying at fake ass hospitals turned into private luxury pads and going home for the night. This is the face of justice in Sindh. Killers roam free, victims r helpless

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

No pappi no jhappi but still advance mai Eid Mubarak! #staysafe #pappi #jhappi #eidmubarak

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

I blame Nutella paratha for all of this bullshit! That's where it all started

NDN

@NDN_pk

5 years

Gulab Jaman Pizza 🤦🏽‍♂️😠

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@Aligulpir

2 years

Annaya ki mama nay Annaya ki miss ko tor dia. Please appreciate the teachers of this world, may God give them patience and a better salary #annayakimama #moskyu

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 months

Zibaan aur eemaan ka farak Samjhain (sorry if my Arabic is not good) #halwa

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@Aligulpir

5 years

With Photoshop Vs without it #recreated @TheMahiraKhan

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@Aligulpir

10 months

Three stages of love explained by Dr love I mean Dr Firdous #3stepLove #insiuuain @Dr_FirdousAwan Original video in thread

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Dedicated to all those Shafiq’s who need to learn no means no lol #shafiq #iloveyou

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Wasn’t sure which clip of #IshaqDar was better so did this one as well. A Pakistani Politcian and their hard earned sole property! Bicharay they are so poor. Hope he gets his 3 meals a day #HardTalk #StephenSackur

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

How hypocrite #PPP will look now when talking about the arrest of 2 parliamentarians of KPK yet they themselves have beaten and put a sitting MNA in jail for protesting. Tim kero toh dance, woh kerain toh mujra #FixIt

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

It’s very rare that you get to see Indian journalism at its best. Here we see a Pulitzer level breaking news exposing @deepikapadukone ’S black car n asking her about drugs @republic

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Tera Jism, Meri Marzi because how dare you say that you have ownership of your own body. Not on my watch! #AuratMarch #WomensDay #MeraJismMeriMarzi nahi #TeraJismMeriMarzi Watch my new music video:

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@Aligulpir

6 years

The fastest growing religion with atleast 2 billion followers doesn't need the blood of an old lady to feel safe. Proud of Chief justice for being just and merciful #AasiaBibi

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@Aligulpir

7 months

@Khurram_zakir Only Edhi lived and died in true humility. What a man

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@Aligulpir

2 years

Happy birthday legend #moinakhtar #overseaspakistanis #anwarmaqsood

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

Don't test me @McDonaldsPK I will get my friends and fans to tweet so much about #AndayWalaBurger that you will have to deliver it! OR ELSE you will have to give 1000 of my fans a big Mac voucher? What say?

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@McDonaldsPK

5 years

@Aligulpir We know you were messing @Aligulpir but we have taken you seriously. If you get enough people on your side, you will get #AndayWalaBurger

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@Aligulpir

4 years

CameRij you better fix the grades of our students or else.... #cambridgeresults

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@Aligulpir

3 years

Don’t listen to WhatsApp messages from random uncles, go get vaccinated! Woh vaccine achi hai jo available hai #vaccinelagao #pakistanbachao #snackvideopakistan @SnackVideoPK

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@Aligulpir

5 years

When the city duck meets the village cock #recreated

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@Aligulpir

4 years

When everyone is getting married but you #LifeOfJin #JinWedsJin #GinAtJinWedding

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Cosmos: Bhai style #altafhussain #orbids #aurbids #aurbiz

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

When #ArnabGowswami gets arrested and has a big bruise to prove it #drama #BullyGetsBullied #CourtOrderedShoes

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@Aligulpir

2 years

Shiza and Fiza swap mans! #shiza #faraz #zain #fiza #twins #swingingtwins Original video in thread

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@Aligulpir

4 years

“And when I fall ill, it is He who cures me” - Holy Quran A week back I was screaming in pain & unable to move. Tonight I learn take my first stroll to the kitchen with the help of a walker. I am humbled by this experience and have realised how loved I am. Thank u all #healing

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@Aligulpir

3 years

Operation yoga chai and when @KanganaTeam conspiracy is too out there even for #arnabgoswami #yoga #chai #india Original video in thread

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@Aligulpir

6 years

When you want to play musical chairs but no one showed up to ur birthday party. I know the feeling :(

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

The oath every student takes after a bad exam #ShafqatMahmood #resolvestudentissues #exams2021 #auntybiryani #nocheating

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

Broke my femur 🦴 (thigh bone) while cycling, got a rod put in. Will be in bed for 2 months but I’m coming back stronger. Just need your prayers. I covered my private parts with a sticker of me holding a cock so hope you appreciate that #CantStopWontStop #RoadToRecovery

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

4 years

Learn to be a #AchiBiwi by a male Pakistani motivational speaker because he would know what he’s talking about 🙄 #Patriarchy #achiaurat #buriaurat #learn2BeGoodHusband course starting soon!

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Beaconhouse,City school,Roots, LGS, Aitchison,Mama Parsi, Bayview,Frobels n 20 more schools think #SchoolAssessedGrades r a better solution than risking students lives during this third wave of COVID. But @Shafqat_Mahmood thinks its ok. Listen to educators! #ShafqatSbGetUsSAGs

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

6 years

I feel very sorry for the shop right next to the door of the #Avenfield house. Everyone who fights there uses his umbrellas, shopping trolley and other products as weapons. Please leave the shop alone, get ur weapons from home

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

7 years

#HussainNawaz says JIT made him wait 3 hours. Hey douchebag! I waited 5 hours standing in the heat, to renew my NIC n I'm not even corrupt

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

Welcome home champs!

Siasat.pk

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5 years

ایشین سنوکر چیمپین شپ میں بھارت کو فائنل میں شکست دینے کے بعد پاکستانی ٹیم کی وطن واپسی پر ائیر پورٹ پر استقبال #AsianSnookerChamps #Pakistan #PrideOfPakistan 👏🏽🇵🇰🇵🇰

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

3 years

Congratulations guys!

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Ali Gul Pir

@Aligulpir

5 years

Guys so 5 days back, I was approached by an Indian YouTube channel called #BeingIndian to participate in a rap battle with them regarding #PAKvIND cricket match. I agreed! Then v worked day n night to produce the video. Will be releasing it today, in a bit. Hope u like it #CWC19