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Duncan Trussell

@duncantrussell

24 days

New DTFH with one percenter Donny Rothschild. This conversation really changed my view on the ultra wealthy! Episode at

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Duncan Trussell

@duncantrussell

2 years

The Midnight Gospel was cancelled by Netflix.

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2 years

@duncantrussell Are there plans for any more episodes of Midnight Gospel? I would love to see more

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3 years

The Reddit Game Stop stock market squeeze is a refreshing blast of positive novelty. If the lizards don’t figure out how to stop us this will evolve into a new kind of decentralized global democracy where we use the stock market to control politicians controlled by corps

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5 years

I’d surf that wave right into Hell, baby.

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4 years

JUST SNORTED REGENERON! ASK ME ANYTHING

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2 years

In my mind there’s one more season but the sentient glass “deciding” cube they keep in their catacombs vibrated “No more.” And it’s hard to argue with a cube.

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4 years

LET THEM KNIFE FIGHT. #Debates2020

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2 years

Today I decided to sell twitter to Elon Musk. (Thread)

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5 years

MEETINGS are destroying the planet. Primitive weirdos forcing people to drive across town to sit in a room and breath each other’s pheromones when they could have telecommuted.

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2 years

Please stop tying helium balloons to your children. It’s funny to watch them float but one balloon too many and they’re gone forever. My child, Sheraton Trussell, floated away 10 years ago but it feels like yesterday.

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

Whoaa just got this intense email from my cousin who is a nurse on the front lines. Scary stuff.

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2 years

Just got off the phone with President Putin. He told me that this valentines day the only thing he wants to invade is our hearts. ❤️❤️❤️

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5 years

“If you really want to change the world start by getting angry then tweet to the president then take a nap.” Thomas Jefferson

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2 years

With the money Elon Musk used to buy twitter he could have created a moon sized ball of ketamine and placed it in orbit around the earth.

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4 years

If climate change only destroyed golf courses the planet would run on clean energy by next Christmas.

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4 years

I live in Los Angeles because I have a fetish for paying high rent and taxes not because of the beaches, comedy scene, entertainment industry or my friends. So I’m staying here even if they lock us down forever. Dream come true.

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

Look deeper and you will see that they hide in plain site. Q

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4 years

@joerogan This is really going to help me relax when I can't sleep. Thanks Joe!!

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4 years

Happy Mother's Day to all the mommas!!! (SAPPY THREAD ALERT) I'll never be able to thank @buenothebear enough for creating an animated version of my Mom in @MidnightGospelthat I'll be able to show my kids when they want to meet their grandmother.

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Duncan Trussell

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1 year

This week democracy is on the ballot so don’t vote for it. Instead of the weirdos running things wouldn’t it be nice to have a handsome king with a cool beard and a magic sword? Vote monarchy. It’s the right choice.

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Duncan Trussell

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2 years

We need a way to lure old world leaders into reality simulators where they think they still have power but are actually inside a hologram.

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Duncan Trussell

@duncantrussell

4 years

Here's the trailer for THE MIDNIGHT GOSPEL!!!!!!!

The Midnight Gospel

@MidnightGospel

4 years

The multiverse won't know what hit it. The Midnight Gospel is coming 4/20.

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

I can deal with the pandemic and I can handle the government admitting we’ve been visited by aliens but late night TV without a laugh track might be the thing that pushes me over the edge.

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11 months

@joerogan I’ll throw in $10.00

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Duncan Trussell

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10 days

Happy Bicycle Day!!!!

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Duncan Trussell

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7 years

Great news for all the mom and pop missile manufacturers who've barely been scraping by.

Donald Trump Jr.

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7 years

Trump delivers $350 BILLION in new biz for U.S. defense companies

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5 years

@ThomasJTobin1

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

When I inherited a billion dollars I was worried that my lack of business experience and terrible work ethic would cause me to lose everything but no matter what I did the money made more money and now I have almost 2 billion dollars. Believe in yourself!

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Duncan Trussell

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2 years

PS I’m so lucky that the folks at @netflix rolled the dice and let us make such a strange show. They were supremely supportive all the way through and I’ll love them forever for it. ❤️❤️❤️

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Duncan Trussell

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3 years

Tomorrow I will impose a nationwide lockdown.

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Duncan Trussell

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3 years

My friends in the UFO community after tonight's @60Minutes

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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Duncan Trussell

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1 year

If you don’t want to help rake leaves then stay at a hotel instead of my Airbnb. And YES you do have to supply your own toilet paper. It’s an Airbnb not a Costco.

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

Please stop rioting. After this we promise to listen to you. This time we really mean it.

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3 years

What will be the title of Tucker Carlson’s first monologue after Jesus returns and transforms the earth into a communist paradise:

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Duncan Trussell

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6 years

We need a Hyperspace Force so we can conquer and colonize the DMT realm. These elves have freaked us out for the last time.

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Duncan Trussell

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3 years

For those who say the American political system is broken I challenge you to find better leaders than Donald Trump or Joseph Biden!

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Duncan Trussell

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5 years

That look when you find out you inherited a billion dollars

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Duncan Trussell

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2 years

@elonmusk Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

Went surfing for the first time today. It’s way easier than I thought it would be. I caught at least 5 massive waves and ended up making out with the cop that swam out to arrest me.

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

OUR MUTUAL LOVE OF CHEESE SNACKS WILL UNITE THIS DIVIDED NATION.

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

I endorse Andrew Yang!!!

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Duncan Trussell

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5 years

By “suicide watch” they mean this clown watches you until you commit suicide.

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Duncan Trussell

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2 years

When I created twitter I wanted it to be a place where anonymous sociopaths could get into toxic public debates with my artificial intelligence bots.

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

For the last two days my wife and I have been accused by so called "comedians" of being chimpanzees. It's hard enough to make money in comedy but to have a gang of abusive comedians assault me in this way is shocking. Do I like bananas? YES Does that make me a monkey? NO

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Duncan Trussell

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump Let's put Americans who own flags on a registry so we can make sure they're taking care of their flags.

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2 years

Antarctica could be a thriving continent filled with lush forests but the elites want to keep it frozen.

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

TGIF

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Duncan Trussell

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3 years

Sold my weed and acid stocks and put it all into AMC.

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

I aborted the launch.

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Duncan Trussell

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2 years

@michaelsayman A way to temporarily unfollow everyone you follow and instantly follow everyone someone else is following just to see what their timeline looks like vs. yours.

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Duncan Trussell

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10 months

Already getting annoyed with aliens. They need to stop with the whole “we’re mysterious” bullshit and either land or go find another planet of monkey descendants to play games with.

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Duncan Trussell

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2 years

Just got off the phone with Putin. He HATES Overwatch 2 and wants a new episode of House Of Dragons before Sunday “or he can’t guarantee planetary survival.” Trying to calm him down…

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Duncan Trussell

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1 year

We must remove ancient cave art from our pristine caves. It looks like shit.

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Duncan Trussell

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3 years

In retrospect I shouldn’t have performed my own circumcision.

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Duncan Trussell

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6 years

I hope people don’t figure out that you can monetize fear. If spreading fear becomes profitable then greedy people might start distorting reality in a way that causes people to panic.

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Duncan Trussell

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1 year

I'm wearing a diaper to Avatar 2.

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Duncan Trussell

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2 years

I tell people “I’m very busy right now” and then go back to playing a video game where I control a giant shark that eats people on beaches around the east coast.

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

These kids are starting a space war.

From the UFOs community on Reddit: UFO performs sharp maneuver after laser pointer directly hits...

Explore this post and more from the UFOs community

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

This is really difficult to watch. To parents thinking about tying balloons to your children PLEASE don't make my mistake. RIP Sheraton Trussell

Michael Sheetz

@thesheetztweetz

4 years

David Blaine is ascending

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2 years

Ben Franklin invented the cock ring.

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Duncan Trussell

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3 years

Just bought a house for 500K and sold it the next day for 750K to a small family desperate for a house! THIS IS AWESOME!!!

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Duncan Trussell

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7 years

“And when the angel broke the third seal the internet became filled with rednecks rap battling Eminem” Book Of Revelations 13.22

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6 years

Anyone know how to land a hot air balloon? Our pilot is in a K hole and we’re drifting towards the sea.

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7 months

We need a weapon that turns anyone it touches into a baby. This is the way forward.

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4 years

The TRUTH that the MSM is trying to hide. I called it years ago.

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3 years

You can’t cum on the moon.

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5 years

My wine cellar after the quake:

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5 years

My advice to millennials is to allow yourself to mourn when you lose your first yacht to the sea. Feel the grief. You’ll survive this and one day will own an even more beautiful yacht. DT

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Duncan Trussell

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4 years

Gonna miss my friends but it feels good to not be freezing my ass off in LA.

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Duncan Trussell

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6 years

That look when you’re an Incan child sacrifice mummy and you hear that people are terrified about the modern world.

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4 years

All Trussell massage parlors will stay open in Los Angeles. This includes Lady Diana’s house of edging. Guests MUST bring their own latex suits. Also gimp masks do not count as face masks. if they have a mouth hole or nose hole you must wear a mask over the mask. NO EXCEPTIONS

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Duncan Trussell

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8 months

Shut the fuck up about supermoons. Please. You’re hurting people.

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4 years

After my Mom dropped her body I didn't think I would ever see her in this dimension again. But animation is such a powerful medium that somehow the geniuses @TitmouseInc captured some essential quality not just of my mom but of all mothers.

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2 years

Also I need the cash.

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4 years

Fly on the head

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3 years

Stop bullying billionaires.

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8 months

No one could have predicted this.

Paul Golding

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A private jet belonging to Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin has crashed with all passengers and crew reportedly dying upon impact. #Prigozhin #Wagner

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The Navy wont show us actual UFO footage because they’re afraid we’ll figure out how to build our own space ships and fly to a planet where our survival doesn’t depend on billionaire fat fucks and religious fanatics getting along with each other.

The Navy Has Secret Classified Video of an Infamous UFO Incident

A records request shows the Pentagon has "discovered certain briefing slides that are classified TOP SECRET" and a "video classified SECRET."

www.vice.com

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3 years

It’s sad that Google and Twitter no longer allow the use of the American Flag emoji.

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Duncan Trussell

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First they came for the white supremacist anti vaxers and I did not speak out then they came for shitty presidents who tried to start a civil war and I said nothing then things got better.

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5 years

@ThomasJTobin1 Does that 21 million come from tithes or does the church have other income streams to cover abuse payouts?

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6 years

I have NEVER been in a fisting chamber. These accusations are false. This is a witch hunt.

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Duncan Trussell

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I predict an earthquake will strike NY within the next 24 hours due to the alignment of Jupiter and Uranus.

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3 years

I will be releasing top-secret data proving that is impossible to cum on the moon.

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8 years

In this map I've circled the places you need to get blown up in if you want to make headlines:

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@duncantrussell

4 years

COPIOUS!

Joe Rogan

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Since today is September 1st in Australia the first spotify podcast goes live at 7pm Texas time, with the great and powerful @duncantrussell ! We did a marathon one. I think we went over 5 hours, and copious amounts…

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Duncan Trussell

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Want to kill a lot of people without the stigma of being called a serial killer? Become the president of any country. People will celebrate your massacres and if they don’t you can have them arrested.

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Duncan Trussell

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6 years

The world is a beautiful place and everything is going to get better and people are becoming kinder and more compassionate.

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4 years

Water water everywhere but not a drop to eat. Connect the drops. JFK? John Denver? Fish are birds of the sea. But who is the chicken of the sea? Brace yourself. Next week the chickens come home to roost. Q

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No one gives a SHIT about Mars. We want to live in cities far below the waves where we can safely drink psychedelic milkshakes and make art while you dusty land lubbers fuck off in the polluted dirt. #realtalk #atlantis2

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After chatting with my friends at the pentagon I feel confident that AI will never be used for anything that would harm humanity. Rest easy, friends!

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I will not #exercise until there is peace in #Ukraine Join me! #exercisefast

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1 year

My expedition to Antartica left me with more questions than answers.

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3 years

We need a civil war simulator that allows people to experience the effect military roadblocks will have on Grubhub.

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5 years

It’s sad that comedians have become vulgar and offensive. When I was the talent coordinator at the Comedy Store we would do extensive background checks on comedians and would only hire comics with pristine reputations. As Mitzi used to say “If they’re rude they ain’t funny”

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5 years

How the hell does LA have a homeless problem when deals like this are everywhere?

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5 years

Denver first in U.S. to decriminalize psychedelic mushrooms

Denver is poised to become the first city in the nation to effectively decriminalize psychedelic mushrooms after final ballot-counting flipped Initiative 301’s margin in favor of narrow passa…

www.denverpost.com

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Duncan Trussell

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Loving @Graham__Hancock ’s Ancient Apocalypse on @netflix .

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