Duncan Bishop @duncanbishop84 Twitter profile

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Duncan Bishop

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2 years

To the best of my knowledge, Unai Emery could become the first man to coach four Villas: Sevilla, Villarreal, Aston Villa and David Villa.

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4 years

Messi, Griezy and Fati. The Barça forward line, but also a fairly accurate three-word review of the last time I ate at KFC.

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5 months

@BenTheBaneDavis "Joe, he hit him in the face. He hit Dustin Poirier in the face. People think you can't hit Dustin Poirier in the face, but he hit Dustin Poirier in the face" - DC

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9 years

Keylor Navas arriving in Manchester: http://t.co/iq6BZkjdxn

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2 years

Worth remembering that people could only take the piss out of "Good eebening" because Unai Emery is one of the few coaches polite enough to greet journalists, without fail, in every press conference.

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1 year

Elon Musk said that Twitter was "the best place to follow the World Cup," but actually, due to the mess that is the timeline, it's just preview tweets for games that already finished 7 hours ago.

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8 months

@SkyNews "Look we know he meant no harm, but unfortunately rules are rules and we will have to send him to the gallows"

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4 years

@motomatters The FIM are now setting the new guidelines to test whether riders are fit. Wrist injury: Open 3 stuck jam jars Foot injury: 10 minutes on a crowded dancefloor Arm injury: Open one large window Concussion: Identify where the rental car was parked

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Duncan Bishop

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2 years

I'll use this the next time somebody is shielding the ball by the flag in the 95th minute.

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2 years

Word of the Day is a reminder of ‘latibulate’ (17th century): to find a corner somewhere and hide in it.

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7 years

Graffiti saying "Tourists go home." I reckon they probably will. By definition, tourists don't tend to stay long term.

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1 year

@matoxley Misquoted there. What he actually said was: "I've got all of these phones for sale, I can give you a good price!"

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1 year

@JackSlackMMA Great DC commentary: "He's a third degree black belt. To get a black belt is insane. To get a THIRD degree is... almost insane"

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3 years

@Maffewgregg "Visibility is always important" says the man with the blindfold on in his avatar 😂

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Duncan Bishop

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5 years

El proceso de conseguir pasaporte español para Ansu Fati tardó tan solo 3 meses. Yo lo pedí hace 6 meses y me dijeron que tardaría 3 años en finalizarse.

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Duncan Bishop

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8 years

Assistant ref at the Camp Nou has the greatest Spanish name in history: Sr. Barbero Sevilla

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5 years

Note to all football club Twitter accounts making a 180° turn to try to be funny: @ASRomaEN wasn't built in a day

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6 months

@JackSlackMMA Speaking on his podcast, Cormier said "It is still cheaper to buy a PPV than a computer, so there is no reason to stream. The PPV is cheaper than the computer. You want to say it's to do with price, but the PPV is cheaper."

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Duncan Bishop

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2 years

@seanccole Luthes and Ghando also top, top defenders

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Duncan Bishop

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8 years

Definition of a lost cause: Trying to convince LaLiga clubs that they need a proper English website, not one written by their brother Pablo.

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4 years

@sidlowe A global recession always brings about Pjanic buying...

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2 years

Surely they have some spare 'M's they can turn upside down, now that Messi isn't there?

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2 years

Barcelona's club shop can't print any more Robert Lewandowski shirts because they've run out of W's 😅

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8 years

@TonyBarrett @sidlowe "It's horrific -people stabbed, crime, burning houses, poverty... but I suppose it was my choice to go to Liverpool"

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Duncan Bishop

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2 years

Worst case of Man United balls being left out since that picture of Paul Scholes' defective shorts?

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Duncan Bishop

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4 years

Quique Setién did promise it was going to be entertaining...

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Duncan Bishop

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4 years

@matoxley I take a Viagra for sunburn. (Doesn't reduce the inflammation, but it stops the bedsheets from rubbing my skin)

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3 years

@sidlowe Paris Stamp Yer man

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Duncan Bishop

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4 years

Maybe he read it as 'Simeone' and wanted to show his appreciation for El Cholo's style of play at Atletico Madrid?

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4 years

Guardiola's wearing a Nina Simone t-shirt, which I never expected to be tweeting

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1 year

ThibOUT, LunIN

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11 months

@Millar_Colin Disappointing lack of Ali Dia in the Weah family photo though...

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Duncan Bishop

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4 years

@tsf_podcast Elche beating Los Che, with a goal from a player called Fidel Chaves. It's the most communist game this side of Havana.

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Duncan Bishop

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9 months

@Millar_Colin Think its more to do with repairing his reputation in Seville (for living there and for future roles), keeping his wife in work in Spain etc, than purely emotional. But yeah, nice to see him back.

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Duncan Bishop

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7 years

Uno de los mejores momentos de mi carrera, poder comentar con el leyenda de la UFC, @FabricioWerdum y una leyenda de @gol , @albertfc11 . Que quizás el mejor luchador de todos los tiempos nos alaba el trabajo significa que vamos por buen camino. Gracias por vernos!

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Duncan Bishop

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2 years

@JackSlackMMA The Keith Jardine of having beef with the Queen

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1 year

@tsf_podcast @sidlowe I've provided an affectionate Sid-esque write-up of proceedings (today is a testament to how many people he's got into Spanish football too):

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1 year

@JackSlackMMA Then revealed to his corner he'd broken his hand. Incredible.

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Duncan Bishop

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5 years

Noticia: Sánchez e Iglesias juntan fuerzas

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5 years

"Like a fridge over troubled water🎵" is maybe my best/worst pun of the season.

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5 years

Two men take a fridge for a walk along the river. Just normal Girona Sunday night things.

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Duncan Bishop

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7 years

@asparteam @MotoGP Confirmado, GP de Islandia en 2018 😂

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Duncan Bishop

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4 years

@motomatters It's all a ruse. Other riders will now be terrified to open a window, install air conditioning and catch colds, therefore hindering their performance. Mind games at its finest.

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Duncan Bishop

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1 year

Lo digo cada vez que veo un partido en @gol : La dupla @jdominguezfd y @aitorlagunas es lo que quiero de los comentarios. Ritmo sin parecer la radio, datos pertinentes y con sentido, buen rollo entre los dos... Muy top y muy agradable el estilo (y no es por ser amigos mios)

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Duncan Bishop

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6 years

So, yesterday I got a WhatsApp message from a Chinese number...

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Duncan Bishop

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2 years

@sidlowe I heard N'Diaye was named after the chorus of a Whitney Houston song.

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Duncan Bishop

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3 years

@matoxley So you didn't pasta entry requirements? If you're the only one it happened to, you must be feeling canneloni now...

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Duncan Bishop

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6 years

Igual no parece un aniversario muy notable, pero hace un año del primer capitulo de #LaHoraDeLaUFC . No ha habido un programa en lo cual no me lo he pasado genial. He conocido a grandes amigos y conocido mejor a viejos amigos. Gracias por vernos! (foto de la 2ª pgm)

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Duncan Bishop

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8 months

@JackSlackMMA Jack Slack stands with Israel...

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2 years

@samuelmarsden "Culers, I've got something to say (to Gil Manzano)"

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1 year

@eugenelaverty @denkmit

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Duncan Bishop

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2 years

@BeardedGenius It's like if the Tiananmen Square tank man moved out of the way when waved to one side by the driver.

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Duncan Bishop

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8 years

If anyone wants to use a "Neville pops his Cheryshev" headline, it's all yours

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3 years

@matoxley I think Dani Pedrosa suffered irrepairable damage to his sense of humerus at a young age, if that counts?

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6 months

@JackSlackMMA *"Now, this isn't a real quote, but the fact that people would believe it was..."

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6 months

@guillenfran "La operación fue un éxito, pero lamentablemente el paciente falleció." Tema relacionado: ¿Alguna vez un minuto de silencio NO ha sido 'emotivo'?

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2 years

@sidlowe My proctologist isn't the best, but he's up there

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7 years

@NicholasPegg @sidlowe

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5 years

@matoxley Blocked you? Or built a big wall and instructed you to go back to your own Twitter before you implement Sharia law?

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2 years

@sidlowe Thanks to VAR and the 5 subs rule, we can all applaud in the 96th minute

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2 years

@sidlowe @tariqpanja Messy, Greasy and Fatty. The old Barça front three reunited in a concept burger.

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4 months

@PintsUTD "I don't even have a car" Advert later in his podcast: "I have the new Mercedes..."

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7 months

As a protest against Masia and the team's actions yesterday, I'm never drinking a can of Leopard energy drink again...

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5 months

@JackSlackMMA You don't think Dana didn't present him with an undisclosed HoF induction in the locker room? Casual take.

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9 months

@sidlowe "Ansu Fati is the youngest ever Barça player to go out on loan to Brighton."

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1 year

@JackSlackMMA DC keeping up his classic "say the thing three times, say the thing three times, say the thing three times" approach to public speaking

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2 years

@sidlowe Disproves Jason Donovan's theory that there's Tchouameni broken hearts in this world.

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Duncan Bishop

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7 years

@sidlowe My theory is that Pique has held him hostage. He's just loosened that gag from his mouth, and is keeping a firm hold to prevent an escape.

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Duncan Bishop

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7 years

With the amount of well-regarded paddock figures leaving MotoGP this year, surely a 'non-rider' wing of the Hall Of Fame is due? Nick Harris, Marco Guidetti, Jeremy Burgess etc are all MotoGP Legends and should be in there

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Duncan Bishop

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2 years

@Swinxy Seria un poco hipócrita criticarlos por un error humano, después de lo que pasó en Montmeló

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Duncan Bishop

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3 years

@sidlowe Bear in mind that Bread is the name of her second daughter...

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Duncan Bishop

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1 year

"Sommer leaving, happened so faaaast..." 🎶

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Yann Sommer to FC Bayern, done deal and here we go! Full agreement now in place with ‘Gladbach, contract valid until June 2025 🚨🔴 #FCBayern Bayern will pay €8m plus €1.5m add-ons, as @Blick_Sport reported. Yann Sommer will undergo medical tests in the next hours.

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Duncan Bishop

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8 years

The last successful Spielberg wheelie

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Duncan Bishop

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3 years

Cambian de plano cuando hay un espontáneo en el campo, pero no cuando es una cuestión de humanidad, de privacidad, empatia y quitar presión a los servicios médicos en un momento de alto estrés. Hace falta una revisión de este criterio.

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Duncan Bishop

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8 years

@motomatters May I suggest the headline "Fenati finito"?

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Duncan Bishop

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1 year

Today is my last commentary of the @LaLigaTV season. Levante vs. Alavés in the playoff finals. Have been lucky this year to work with (amongst others): @BumperGraham @Victor_SDA @AFLL2 @delucas_22 @GuillemBalague @lauren12arsenal , Andrea Orlandi, @Bergareche14 @eastonjamie ...

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Duncan Bishop

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1 year

@BeardedGenius I guess that's why they call them the Blues

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Duncan Bishop

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4 years

MotoGP Stat: On March 12th, statistics king and one of my favourite people in motorsport, @motogpmart , celebrates his birthday. This is the first time he has had a birthday since 2019.

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Duncan Bishop

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3 years

Hoy cumple años @albertfc11 . Diga lo que diga el Tale of the Tape, es el más grande, así que hay que felicitarle:

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Duncan Bishop

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4 years

@albertfc11 Yo juego Euromillones con los mismos números que mi ex novia, para que si gana, solo gana la mitad -y encima tiene que verme sonriendo con el talón gigante.

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Duncan Bishop

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1 year

@HelenaCondis @nusr_et No quiero ver ni a famosos ni familia en el campo en la celebración. La victoria es para el equipo y los fans. Esto de dejar a los niños entrar al campo ha sido el principio del fin, que nos ha llegado a esto de Salt Bae y compañia.

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Duncan Bishop

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6 years

Igual la gente tiene una idea equivocada de los aficionados de las MMA: Voy al banco, hablo con el cajero y el director se me acerca, para decir que es muy fan de las MMA en @Gol . Agradecimiento eterno por lo que ha hecho este canal por este deporte que amamos.

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Duncan Bishop

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2 years

@sidlowe "To infertility, and beyond!"

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11 months

@90sfootball Remember it? I'm still running from the ref...

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Duncan Bishop

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9 years

@sidlowe "If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!" http://t.co/uGE7i4S4Bq

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7 months

@JackSlackMMA "You're wrong. Conor must have earned 25 million for the Diaz fight. Frances is at least 2/3 as good as him, so he earned 17m and then you really don't think Dana gave him a big bonus as well? You guys just don't know how it works smh"

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Duncan Bishop

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2 years

@Millar_Colin I heard that the Glazers didn't even want to enter the most important competition in football:

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Duncan Bishop

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10 years

If Beckham calls his new team Miami Spice, I might start supporting them.

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Duncan Bishop

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3 years

@JackSlackMMA I don't fear a man who watches 1000 Mousasi fights once. I fear a man who has watched 1 Mousasi fight 1000 times.

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1 year

@sidlowe Sommer love-in: Happened so fast.

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1 year

@JackSlackMMA "It's a throw that you have to do right. You can't do it wrong. You have to do it right"

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5 years

Exciting news: Tomorrow I'm commentating the Copa del Rey final from Seville. First final in situ, and FCB vs. VCF should be a barnburner if this season is anything to go by. Always an honour to be called upon for big games like these

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Duncan Bishop

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4 years

@motomatters Most dangerous track is unquestionably Malaysia. That right turn across a dual carriageway to get into the circuit is a fucking INSANE bit of urban planning.

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Duncan Bishop

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3 years

@simoncrafar One of my main qualms when working at Dorna was the fawning over celebrities who came to races. It actually makes the sport look "small time" rather than an event bigger than a famous person.

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Duncan Bishop

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3 years

@JackSlackMMA She doesn't even make a convincing Valentina Shevchenko

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Duncan Bishop

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4 years

Two Zidanes potentially squaring off tonight in Almeria vs. Racing! Enzo starts on the bench for Almeria, Luca is in goal for Racing.

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Duncan Bishop

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9 months

@sidlowe I once ate a curry in Menorca and wrote in my notepad to occupy myself. They thought I was a restaurant critic and gave me a free meal 😂

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Duncan Bishop

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1 year

@Millar_Colin Also, today is the fourth anniversary of José Antonio Reyes' death.

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11 months

@JackSlackMMA Worst thing a guy called Benoit has ever done, I reckon.

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Duncan Bishop

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6 years

Al chico que me saludó desde su coche hoy, delante mis padres, diciendo "Eres él de la UFC, no?" Gracias, ahora creen que soy famoso 😂

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Duncan Bishop

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9 years

Is Krohn-Dehli the only player named after a special section of Tesco, serving cold meats for people with intestinal issues? I think he is.

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4 months

@JackSlackMMA You'd think that Mitchell would be against any kind of jab, and have recorded 10 minute video rants about it...

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Duncan Bishop

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6 years

La noticia que hemos estado guardado éstas últimas semanas. Ojo que con la UFC, Bellator, ONE Championship y más, hay MMA para rato en @Gol . Al final Rampage vs. Sonnen será el main event por decision del promotor, pero Macdonald vs. Lima aún se verá como co-main!

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NOTICIA 📢 | @BellatorMMA se une a la @UFCEspanol en #GOL con las mejores artes marciales mixtas del mundo 💪🥊👊 📍Hasta 26 eventos a lo largo de 2018 📍Estreno este martes (00:30h) @rory_macdonald vs @PhenomLima #BellatorEnGol 👉

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