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Simon Patterson

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2 years

Respect. Local kids have been chasing the paddock all week to buy bracelets from them - and rather than get annoyed, @FabioQ20 buys them all ice cream 👏🍦

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2 years

Full Indonesia mode for the Espargaro family tonight 😂

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It's actually quite sad seeing so many empty grandstands seats when we know how crazy Indonesian fans are for MotoGP...

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2 years

I’ve learned a lot about buzzers in the past 24 hours… 😅

'I felt disgusted': inside Indonesia's fake Twitter account factories

‘Buzzer teams’ are a growing part of politics, helping to churn up religious and racial divides

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2 years

There’s a point when you have to wonder why an accused paedophile is trying to use loopholes rather than just trying to defend himself. Especially when it’s all taxpayer funded.

Prince Andrew challenges accuser Virginia Giuffre's residency status in bid to have sex abuse case...

The Duke of York's lawyers have filed a motion that states Virginia Giuffre is not a US citizen as she has claimed, rather that she lives in Australia, and thus the New York court does not have...

news.sky.com

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2 years

Wow. WOW. Suzuki will LEAVE MotoGP at the end of 2022. Just had it confirmed by some of the team. They were told today.

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6 months

The drive home from the circuit was interesting!

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2 years

What a place! 🤩

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2 years

Welcome to Kuta Lombok! This is my ride every morning from hotel to circuit, to give you an idea of what ⁦ @themandalikagp ⁩ is like!

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3 years

It’s official: Valentino Rossi will retire at the end of the 2021 MotoGP season

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2 years

Why Maverick Viñales left Yamaha for Aprilia, in one shot. Family.

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2 years

The last photo I’ll take of these beautiful things 😞

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Simon Patterson

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11 months

What a fucking corner 🤯

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

Two cargo planes full of MotoGP freight trapped in Kenya. Those Binder boys will try anything to have an African Grand Prix, eh? 😂

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Simon Patterson

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5 months

AND THERE IT IS! Marc Marquez is a Ducati MotoGP rider!

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1 year

💪💪💪 ⁦ @polespargaro ⁩

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

Terima kasih dan selamat tinggal, Indonesia! See you next time!

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Simon Patterson

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6 months

Its OFFICIAL! Fabio Di Giannantonio will ride a VR46 Ducati in 2024!!!

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

ALEIX ESPARGARO IS A GOD DAMN MOTOGP RACE WINNER

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2 years

So many things went wrong at Mandalika... but there's one root cause to all of them: hubris

Why MotoGP’s Mandalika mess was self-inflicted

MotoGP’s first visit to Indonesian venue Mandalika was not a smooth one – and the series has to shoulder at least some of the blame

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Simon Patterson

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12 days

Fuck I love MotoGP

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

Love Indonesia, love Lombok. But I’m not sure that Lombok is the MotoGP venue that Indonesia deserves…

MotoGP’s must-have Indonesia return feels rushed and flawed

There’s no question MotoGP must have a race in Indonesia – but the 2022 edition at Mandalika risks being ‘wrong place, wrong time’

www.the-race.com

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Simon Patterson

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6 months

Credit to Bezz for bringing a beer to his debrief. He’s fuming at Marquez for causing his crash, fuming at the stewards for not penalising him, fuming at Dorna for not replaying the crash

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Simon Patterson

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26 days

WHAT. A FUCKING. RACE.

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5 months

He’s a Ducati racer now

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

Long live the king! 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑

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7 months

BREAKING NEWS: The Australian Grand Prix will take place not on Sunday, but on SATURDAY. The sprint will then be held, weather permitting, on Sunday

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Simon Patterson

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7 months

THIS IS NOT A DRILL MARC MARQUEZ AND HONDA ARE PARTING WAYS

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

Points scored in the last three races Marquez 44 Bagnaia 32 Espargaro 12 Quartararo 8 Tell me again why MM93 won't be a title contender next year?

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2 years

One last sunrise over the circuit before heading for home. Indonesia, you have been glorious!

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Simon Patterson

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3 years

It’s officially official: @SkyRacingTeam are a MotoGP team!

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

For comparison, this is the last time @HRC_MotoGP did their team launch at Sentul circuit

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11 months

Question to the FIM MotoGP Stewards: where's Martin's penalty?

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

Amazon and MotoGP have finally confirmed what we all know: an eight-episode, 50 minute documentary series coming soon

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Simon Patterson

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8 months

Aleix Espargaro and Maverick Vinales have swapped bikes and are currently riding each others' machines home

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Simon Patterson

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1 year

ARE. YOU. FUCKING. JOKING?

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2 years

First ever lap of Mandalika on a MotoGP goes to @Rins42 !

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2 years

😁🥂🍾

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2 years

It’s all kicking off 🤣

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6 months

‘I’m the new Pedro Acosta, not the new Marc Marquez!’

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2 years

No race today, guys.

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2 years

God I love MotoGP. What a day, what an epic three races.

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Simon Patterson

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6 months

The championship winning sticker on Masia’s bike was nearly as bad as the race itself

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2 years

Breaking news: Andrea Dovizioso will retire from MotoGP after the San Marino Grand Prix. Cal Crutchlow will replace him for the final six races of 2022

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2 years

Media centre in Mandalika is quite good for spy shots 👀🕵️📸

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2 years

We've had NINE DIFFERENT podium finishers from the FIRST NINE podiums of 2022. ALL SIX of our manufacturers have won a race in the past two seasons. I fucking love MotoGP.

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Simon Patterson

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9 months

Only in road racing would the winner stop for a pint on the slowing down lap 🤣

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Simon Patterson

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5 months

Alex Rins' Yamaha testing livery is great!

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Simon Patterson

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6 months

The UNEMPLOYED Fabio Di Giannantonio is A MOTHERFUCKING MOTOGP RACE WINNER!!!

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Simon Patterson

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5 months

The carbon fibre framed Aprilia test bike is the most beautiful motorcycle I’ve seen in a long time!

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11 months

This is, without doubt, my favourite single lap of motorcycle racing ever

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2 years

This should not have been a five-minute penalty for Giniel de Villiers (like he received), it should be an instant disqualification the second he drove off without checking on the biker 🤬 #Dakar2022

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6 months

Credit to whoever in Dorna realised that the onboard camera on Martin's bike was still live

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

How can you not love @Petrux9 ?! 🥰

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

As tribute helmets go, @danielricciardo 's for today's #ItalianGP is pretty bloody epic!

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Simon Patterson

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7 months

Dear Dorna, Ducati, and Gresini Racing Please go out right now and hire an amazing independent documentary film maker. Send them to the Valencia test, and to every subsequent event next season. This is the behind the scenes series we all deserve! Yours, Everyone

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2 years

The witchdoctor is out in pit lane trying to make the rain go away. I feel like if today has been anything, it's been a win for science over sorcery...

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2 years

Danilo Petrucci: DAKAR STAGE WINNER!!!

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2 years

The Doctor is a daddy! Congratulations to ⁦ @ValeYellow46 ⁩ and Francesca on the arrival of baby Guiletta 👨‍👩‍👧

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Simon Patterson

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3 years

Grazie Vale. Fucking superb.

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2 years

We, as a sport and not just Dorna, really need to stop relying on Valentino Rossi to keep selling MotoGP. He’s retired, he’s not coming back, and it’s time to concentrate on the future not the past.

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2 years

MOTOGP RACE DISTANCE CUT FROM 27 LAPS TO 20 LAPS

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2 years

Well well well, the things you see in the paddock. Miguel Oliveira, his father/manager Paulo, and Paolo Ciabatti walking into the Gresini Racing garage…. 📝

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11 months

Double oft. A huge moment for Marc Marquez at the top of the Waterfall - and then a not so subtle signal to Honda?

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2 years

That’s one pretty looking ELECTRIC Ducati!

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2 years

Honda have clearly found that revolutionary new part that they desperately needed to get back to winning ways. A fully fit Marc Marquez.

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3 months

Don’t forget: his team might be Ducati (for now!), but he’s still a Yamaha brand ambassador!

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Simon Patterson

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11 months

A wow statement from Alberto Puig about Marc Marquez’s future. ‘Marc has a contract but everyone is free to do what they want in life and Honda don’t want to keep people who are unhappy to be there’

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7 months

I am going to make a statement to clarify something I've repeatedly said in the past. A satellite bike cannot win a MotoGP world championship UNLESS it has arguably the most talented racer of all time onboard it. Marquez at Gresini Ducati is a legitimate 2024 title contender.

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3 years

Man I love MotoGP

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Simon Patterson

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5 months

The 2024 Honda RC213V looks radically different

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Simon Patterson

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6 months

This guy was running a 40°C fever during the night 🥵

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

Marc Marquez has been declared UNFIT for the race

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Simon Patterson

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6 months

Dear F1 fans: other forms of motorsport do exist. Not every video posted near a circuit is of your race… 🤦‍♂️

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6 months

The drive home from the circuit was interesting!

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1 year

We ran away to Gretna Green and now @Maddi_Scordia is Mrs Patterson 💒❤️

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2 years

Look who’s listening in on Quartararo’s debrief

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Simon Patterson

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3 years

THE DOCTOR IS GOING TO BE A DADDY!!!

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

There will be ONE HUNDRED Grand Prix races in 2023: - 16 MotoE - 21 Moto3 - 21 Moto2 - 42 MotoGP

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Simon Patterson

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6 months

Martin also ended Marc Marquez's last Repsol Honda race, and has left him looking battered and bruised too. That was... uncouth.

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4 months

WOOOOOOW we are NOT going to miss the VR46 Ducatis in 2024!!!!

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9 months

Shreyas Hareesh, the FIM MiniGP World Series India champion, has died following a crash at the Madras circuit. He was only 13 years old. Deepest condolences to his family and friends 😞

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Simon Patterson

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8 months

Very cool 🥇🥈🥉

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1 year

Nearly 20% of the MotoGP grid absent through injury after the first round of the championship...

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2 years

Uhoh. Marc Marquez isn’t the only one unhappy. ‘Something went wrong’ since Misano test for Yamaha’s new engine, according to Fabio Quartararo

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Simon Patterson

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2 months

Guys.... GUYS... PEDRO ACOSTA IS A FUCKING PODIUM FINISHER!!!

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Simon Patterson

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11 months

BREAKING NEWS: Marc Marquez has withdrawn from the German Grand Prix and will not race.

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

Reminder: John McPhee has just WON from 22nd on the grid yet doesn't have a ride for next year because he can't afford the hundreds of thousands of Euro needed to buy a Moto2 seat 🤷‍♂️

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7 months

Absolutely amazing 😂😂😂😂

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Simon Patterson

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9 months

Maybe controversial, but Jorge Martin smashed through, knocked off 3 riders (including his teammate), and basically ended two other peoples' races with a move that has paid off for him and left him sitting P5 right now. That is something that arguably should be a black flag.

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11 months

Not. Good.

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Simon Patterson

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2 years

Rider battered but OK

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2 years

Remy Gardner has confirmed that KTM has told him there’s no place for him next year. Not because of his results, because he ‘isn’t professional enough.’ Says that they’ve ‘broken his heart’

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2 years

A Fabio Quartararo podium at the Red Bull Ring, in a straight fight against three Ducatis, would for me very much cement his place as the most talented rider on this grid by quite a way.

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2 years

Rather rapidly… Valentino Rossi was made a MotoGP Legend at last night’s awards ceremony. Most wait at least a few months after retirement for that honour!

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6 months

@wtf1official

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Simon Patterson

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9 months

Well, Jerez might have found one way to solve the whole track limits debate! The kerbs have been replaced most of the way around the circuit with these nasties.