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1 year

Leo Messi, that well-known failure at international level, is on his way to his sixth final with Argentina.

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Neymar going to PSG. No one really won. Except Liverpool.

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Gerard Pique’s last words as a footballer: “I shit on your prostitute mother”

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1 year

I like to think he ran towards the line then cut back inside

ESPN FC

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1 year

39-year-old Arjen Robben just completed the Rotterdam Marathon in under three hours 👏

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3 years

For no particular reason except that I like the photo (a recent version of many similar ones). There’s something sort of magical about going up a stadium stairs and that moment the pitch first comes into view, all bright and green and almost overwhelming.

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Iñaki Williams has now made it to SIX YEARS playing every single league game. 👏

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3 years

When Villarreal signed Diego Forlan, they tried to get Manchester United to come and play a friendly. United said no. “Don’t worry,” the president said, “they’ll come — and for free”. The next year they did. They’ve played five times now. Villarreal have never lost.

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4 years

Bloody footballers

Jacob Rees Mogg's firm set to make fortune from the coronavirus crisis

EXCLUSIVE: Somerset Capital Management, which the MP co-founded, says market volatility offers a “once or twice in a generation” opportunity to make “super normal returns”

www.mirror.co.uk

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5 years

Real Madrid have apparently taken it upon themselves to look after Reyes’s son until he’s 18 (he’ll play in their youth system). Really good gesture.

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2 years

All three times RM were in trouble they called on Camavinga. PSG, Chelsea, City.

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3 years

Seeing a lot of Hazard compared to Bale stuff again this morning and, well, y’know... Hazard has put the ball in the net four times for Real Madrid. Bale has put the ball in the net four times for Real Madrid in European Cup finals.

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3 years

Messi’s now playing one-twos with himself? 🤷‍♂️😂

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3 years

What a photo

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Sid Lowe

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2 years

FA Cup final kicking off at 5.45 is just all sorts of wrong

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2 years

My favourite moment last night. Courtois taking a seat and chatting to Sevilla fans during the VAR check about whether it was handball from Vinicius and the goal was going to be ruled out

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2 years

A man of his word, @simeonegiovanni

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4 years

They tried to buy Rashford off with an MBE but he’s better than them. Much, much better.

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3 years

Full time. Pedri has completed, erm, ALL of his passes.

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2 years

Ceballos: “when I saw all those players — Karim, Carvajal, Modric… — playing cards just a few hours before the game I thought ‘wow, well, there’s calmness anyway’. I couldn’t even sleep the siesta.”

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Sid Lowe

@sidlowe

21 days

Left winger

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Sid Lowe

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2 years

Watching that Bale video. Is the overhead kick against Liverpool the most underrated goal ever? Not that no one thinks it’s brilliant — they do — but that it sometimes doesn’t seem to have the status it should. It’s an overhead kick in the European Cup final for goodness sake.

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4 years

195. Luis Suárez is now Barcelona’s third top scorer of all-time, which is pretty amazing. Here’s the list, which underlines something even more amazing: Kubala 194 Suárez 195 César 232 Messi 630 Yes, Messi has scored more than the other three put together. Holy moly.

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1 year

Was trying to think of a clever response but, you know what, can’t be arsed. So just fuck off Nigel you absolute cunt.

Nigel Farage

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1 year

Britain is broken.

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3 years

Messi has done many amazing things over his career. Genuinely think this might be the first time I’ve seen a picture like this.

ESPN FC

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3 years

Lionel Messi's touch is out of this world 🌎

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2 years

So good it’s silly

Ale Liparoti

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2 years

1 minuto de caños de Lionel Messi al BigSix, es bestial todo sin haber jugado en la Premier League.

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4 years

Messi’s message to Suárez: “how hard it’ll be not to share each day with you...You deserved to depart like what you are: one of the most important players in the club’s history. Not for them to kick you out like they have done. But the truth is nothing surprises me any more.”

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2 years

Barcelona drew opening game 0-0. Since then: 4-1, 4-0, 3-0, 4-0, 3-0

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3 years

Zinedine Zidane is magic. Like proper magic.

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3 years

Win four Champions Leagues, you mean? No. Don’t think so.

AS USA

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3 years

🤔Do you think #EdenHazard could be a new #GarethBale at #RealMadrid ❓

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3 years

What A Prick

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3 years

Just to confirm that in Messi’s worst ever seasons (last and this so far) he was, erm, top scorer. 😂🤷‍♂️

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2 years

What Jurgen Klopp has done (is doing) is really extraordinary. I know you all know that etc., but you stop for a moment and look at it and it’s properly absurd

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5 years

In seven days, Real Madrid lost it all. And all at home. Amazing.

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4 years

That interview with Messi is genuinely extraordinary.

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5 years

This is … strange

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

AMERICAN HERO!

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Sid Lowe

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2 years

Sent this by a mate. You’ve probably all seen it by now, but anyway… made me smile

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4 years

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Sid Lowe

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2 years

Just a reminder

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Sid Lowe

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3 years

@shane70707 @GaryLineker Taken as a whole, South American qualifiers significantly harder than European ones, yeah.

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Sid Lowe

@sidlowe

2 years

It really is proper mad what Real Madrid have done in the Champions League.

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Sid Lowe

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16 days

Ladies and gentlemen, Real Madrid in the Champions League.

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Sid Lowe

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3 years

Laporta accidentally calls Pedri Messi 😂

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3 years

Fake news. It was Thiago.

Reshad Rehman

@HagridFCD

3 years

BREAKING🚨: Manchester United has approached Messi's entourage through a phone call. Mateo Messi told them to fuck off [ @sidlowe ]

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2 years

This is surely the most absurd European Cup run of all time. Lunacy.

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2 years

Big fan of Xavi calling every game a final, week after week, however minor, until he reaches the Classico and says “it’s not a final”

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3 years

Spanish telly trying to decide how to translate this 😂🙈

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Sid Lowe

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2 years

Dani Alves still better with the ball than anyone else

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Sid Lowe

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4 years

Instead of trying to stop Marega, they should have walked off with him.

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Sid Lowe

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4 years

And so the destruction is complete.

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Sid Lowe

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4 years

Chelsea going bonkers...

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12 days

Worth noting that the best player on the pitch tonight in the biggest game on the planet was probably the 16 year old kid.

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1 year

(Could add an Olympic gold and a World Youth Cup too).

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1 year

Ernesto Valverde a couple of weeks ago: “the moment when you think you’re closest to beating Real Madrid is the moment you’re closest to losing to them.”

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Sid Lowe

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5 months

Xabi Alonso’s side moved three points clear at the top. Unai Emery’s side beat the leaders. Who were Mikel Arteta’s side. Andoni Iraola’s side went to Old Trafford and put 3 past Man U. What could possibly connect them all? Spain’s smallest province; Europe’s best coaches.

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6 years

Wenger won three Premier Leagues, didn’t he? Specialist in failure. Respect, respect, respect.

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2 months

Valencia Real Sociedad Barcelona Betis Madrid Mallorca/Athletic 6 different winners in 6 years The Copa del Rey rocks.

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3 years

Watching that Bellingham goal ruled out. Appallingly bad decision.

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2 years

Sitting here trying to think of better passes than Modric last night. Struggling. Please send videos 😉

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4 years

Spain manager Luis Enrique: "Playing without fans is sadder than dancing with your sister."

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4 years

This is, in essence, is the WHOLE point. Beyond mechanical/logistical debates, political positions, policy, ideas, concerns and all that guff, strip it down and a lot of people are just no good. They're just horrible shits.

The DM Reporter

@DMReporter

4 years

HILARIOUS: A 16yr old refugee has drowned in the English Channel. Here are Daily Mail readers having a good laugh about it, calling for more and posting memes celebrating his death on their Facebook page.

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4 years

Since end of the 2014 window, by my calculations, Barça have signed 29 players for almost a billion euros. How many have been an unqualified success? Not one?

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2 years

Brothers in arms. On Iñaki and Nico Williams.

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2 years

Random dude, no. Don Isaac Palazon Camacho. Put some respect on the name.

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7 years

This whole Neymar has to sacrifice his preferred role for Messi thing. Balls. It's Messi repeatedly adapting to others, not him.

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5 years

Con utilizar inteligencia así a secas nos valdría

IUSPORT

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5 years

LaLiga utilizará la Inteligencia Artificial para determinar los horarios de los partidos

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2 years

What a goal that was too. Pedri, bloody hell

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4 years

Messi stays. Barcelona keep him, La Liga keep him, maybe he ends his career as a one club man, and the best player ever, living at home where he has been since he was 13. This should be a good thing, shouldn't it? A happy ending. It doesn't really feel like it, does it?

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Sid Lowe

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3 years

Dear football clubs. Please, please stop doing video line ups. Put a list up. A graphic. Done.

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4 years

Love this. Andres Iniesta’s goal at Stamford Bridge caused a spike in the birth rate in Catalonia. So today, to mark the anniversary, he’s phoning up some of “his” kids to say happy birthday.

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4 years

Liked this little detail at full time yesterday: Vitolo trying to get to Suarez in time to tell him not to walk across the club badge. Suarez’s ooops, when he realizes.

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Sid Lowe

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2 years

From @LeeRoden89 Argentina are going to win it if Brazil don't. Two countries can win it* Small irrelevant footnote : Argentina last won the Copa America in 1993 and it was won by a nation other than Brazil five times since. But you know, unimportant details in broadcasting

beIN SPORTS

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2 years

🏆 Ballon d'Or @richardajkeys , Andy Gray and Roy Hodgson have their say on the award... Thoughts? 🤔 #BallonDor

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3 years

Also, I realize this is not the (only) point, but… for the “Messi didn’t turn up at Anfield” brigade

UEFA Champions League

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3 years

🇧🇷 Alisson Becker's contribution to THAT second-leg comeback... @AlissonBecker | @LFC | #UCL

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4 years

Marcus Rashford. This is amazing.

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3 years

What. A. Twat.

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4 years

Argentina manager Lionel Scaloni: “there are no unbeatable teams...except Liverpool”.

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5 years

Valencia: 4 points off relegation at halfway stage of season, out of the ChLg. Manager under pressure. Players backed him, dir. gen. too. Patience. Finish in ChLg place (occupied for 6 days all season). Semi-final EurLg. Cup winners. First trophy in 11 years. Brilliant.

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2 years

If anyone wants me, I'll be here watching Modric videos.

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Sid Lowe

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4 years

Eleven weeks later

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4 years

Nothing will ever match Maradona at Mexico 86.

Diario Olé

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4 years

Todo esto en un solo mundial. DEMENCIAL

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5 years

Twat

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

5 years

Ms Rapinoe sure does love herself. Can’t wait to see our Lionesses dent that stupendous ego.

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2 years

Reading all over the place that Courtois had the game of his life. Thing is, he didn’t even have the game of his season. (Ask Athletic, for example). Absolutely absurd how good he’s been this year.

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5 years

CLASICOS IN HISTORY: Barcelona 96 Real Madrid 95 Barcelona are ahead for the first time in 87 years.

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2 years

@marca @ToniRuediger @Camavinga @ferland_mendy @David_Alaba @Benzema @atchouameni Four French players. One German. One Austrian.

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@sidlowe

3 years

Real Madrid and Barcelona now coached by men whose previous club was Everton. Looking forward to Big Dunc rocking up at Atlético.

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2 years

Insert your farmers’ league comment here

MisterChip (English)

@MisterChiping

2 years

United has lost 10 of its last 13 direct knockout matches vs. Spanish teams: 2009 Barça❌ 2011 Barça❌ 2012 Athletic❌ 2013 Madrid❌ 2017 Celta✅ 2017 Madrid❌ 2018 Sevilla❌ 2019 Barça❌ 2020 Sevilla❌ 2021 R.Sociedad✅ 2021 Granada✅ 2021 Villarreal❌ 2022 Atleti❌

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5 years

We were young...

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3 years

Just wait til the day you fuck off....

Nigel Farage

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3 years

Four years ago when Trump won, broadcasters showed scenes of people in shock and crying. Today, a Biden declaration shows coverage that would make you think Jesus had returned.

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6 years

Doesn’t matter how many times you see it, it’s still brilliant every time.

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5 years

The sliding tube doors goal. Love this.

Old School Panini

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5 years

26th October 1996 FC Barcelona vs Valencia C.F What a goal by RONALDO :

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4 years

Setien Abidal A load of players lined up too But not Bartomeu

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3 years

Barcelona remember the Messi Olympic thing, right? Let Pedri go.

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3 years

Really, really enjoyed talking to the fascinating @filipeluis about ... well, about everything really. Chelsea, Atlético, Simeone, Mourinho, Hazard, Salah and Michael Caine. Here's the interview.

Filipe Luís: 'In training at Chelsea Salah was like Messi. Ask anyone' | Sid Lowe

Before the Brazilian’s former clubs Atlético Madrid and Chelsea clash he discusses Mourinho, Simeone and meeting Michael Caine

www.theguardian.com

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4 years

Valencia thinking: keep going Barça, no one will notice us...

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4 years

Setien: "I's difficult to put Griezmann on without destabilizing the team." This line is so telling.

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9 months

How to you even begin to get your head around this? Desperately sad. Olga Carmona, who scored the goal that won the World Cup — and dedicated it to the mother of her best friend, who had just passed away — found out after the game that her own father had passed away.

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⚫️ PÉSAME | La @RFEF lamenta profundamente comunicar el fallecimiento del padre de Olga Carmona. La futbolista ha conocido la triste noticia una vez concluida la final de la Copa del Mundo. Mandamos nuestro abrazo más sincero a Olga y a su familia en un momento de profundo…

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3 years

How many Barcelona fans in the world? Have a whip round, a quid each. Sorted.

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5 years

Blimey ... here we go ...

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Sid Lowe

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2 years

Don’t want to be that guy, and certainly not taking anything from an incredible season, but is it (indicative of) a problem that Liverpool didn’t score in three finals?

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