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general surgeon • general menace • opinions my own + rt do not equal endorsement

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@dresdendoll
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3 months
ok but why is lady rose hanbury the marchioness of cholmondeley making this face
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@mattxiv pls. the heteros need to be told heterno.
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3 months
bene and the gesserits
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@dresdendoll
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2 years
pov: you wake up from anaesthesia and realise your surgeon is me, a chaos gremlin.
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@NoContextBrits ooh oooh i got this!! giving back things that belong to other countries!!
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@wrathsemilia they look like divorced parents who run into each other on parent-teacher night.
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@dresdendoll
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2 years
them.
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THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN. i got up to the counter. and this man, this soft, gentle, man...remembered me. from mcm. and when i said: “you meet so many people every day, how?” he said; “of course i remember you.” #tomsturridge #germancomiccon #thesandman
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5 months
gotta love that aldi middle aisle. who the heck is achilles pussot? 😂
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@dresdendoll
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4 months
when you’ve got a red carpet at 5 and need to betray a pharaoh at 6
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i was today years old when i realised that is dream’s silhouette projected on matthew. #thesandman
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3 months
@anaborbareads what a terrible time to be able to read
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@dresdendoll
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2 years
fandom-friendly workout tip. when you’re at the gym on the cross trainer, put the settings on mountain peaks, crank #witcher @joecomposer soundtrack and pretend you’re in training at kaer morhen to slay monsters.
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@dresdendoll
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2 years
did you know you needed renaissance versions of dream & hob gadling? well, now you do.
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@dresdendoll
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3 years
@CSMFHT if you know, you know.
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i sometimes find myself thinking about this dystopian nightmare.
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screaming, crying, throwing up etc
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2 years
two endless one nightmare.
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2 years
“i’m just feeding the birds.”
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boss? hey boss?
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when you’re both tired but you’re trying. #thesandman #tomsturridge #germancomiccon
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@dresdendoll
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5 years
@Russo_Brothers @chrishemsworth i would pay good money to see a whole movie of domestic avengers, just hanging out, having bbqs and movie nights.
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just a sweet little snippet from the tom sturridge panel today at germany con that made us all ‘le gasp’: question: does dream have dreams? sweet dreams. like, of hob gadling? tom: how sweet are we talking?
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2 years
let tom sturridge wear this you cowards. #thesandman #renewsandman
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@dresdendoll
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2 years
“you came.” “you called.”
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@dresdendoll
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3 years
@kaylalus @CSMFHT “yes i know he tagged himself here on instagram but he’s not like *here* here.”
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“you came.” “you cawed.” #thesandman
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“photos taken seconds before disaster”
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“we begin in the waking world.” #thesandman #tomsturridge #germancomiccon
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@ML_Philosophy
Moral Philosophy
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What are some things a woman should know about men?
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2 years
#thesandman character aesthetic by season: 🧵 1. lucienne — autumn
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4 years
@RahulKohli13 look, i didn’t need rahul kohli to validate my body. but was it nice to have him validate my body? yes.
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medieval dreamling au. #thesandman #dreamling
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@repasianproject the return of THIS king for sure
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what did he do.
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@dresdendoll
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2 years
“i think we are all together, the endless...love.” - tom sturridge
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just a little guy. (dream of the endless x rise of the guardian’s sandman) art by me #sandman #thesandman #morpheus #dream #dreamoftheendless #digitalart #fanart
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2 years
@WholesomeMeme “oh my god, there you are!”
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@dresdendoll
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5 months
who’s coming with me?
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Kerrie Messineo
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Who else would buy a ticket??
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ravenless.
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4 months
miley osiris
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2 years
@MasonAPark while discussing your enchanting performance as desire, my mother recounted an old burmese myth from her childhood; of a heavenly creature neither male nor female, but no less ethereal or divine. i think of that often.
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when he’s a 10 but he’s an eldritch being with commitment issues.
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dream of the endless always has a raven (and wraps them up to keep them warm)
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merry christmas ya filthy animals. please appreciate, it took me a whole 20 minutes to make these. festive af. #sandman #thesandman
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2 years
"you're late." shout out to "jamie" and his mates for letting me borrow their table to be a complete and utter dork. yes, that is hob's table. 😅 #sandman #thesandman #thesandmannetflix #renewsandman
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5 years
@ChrisEvans "alexa, help chris evans internet things."
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you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location
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4 months
do you have a favourite quirky word?
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he was a punk, she did ballet
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@dresdendoll
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2 years
who lives, who dies, who tells your story.
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2 years
you can see why netflix chose to film @netflix_sandman here. very fairytale like. #sandman #thesandman #thesandmannetflix #renewsandman
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“i am made of memories”
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2 years
when they said “...make the yuletide gay.” #geraskier #thewitcher
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3 years
the feminine urge to turn men to stone with just one look.
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@dresdendoll
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2 years
netflix vs reality: the new inn aka dream’s date with hob gadling. #sandman #thesandman #thesandmannetflix #renewsandman
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willow falling in love with “some guy she met on the internet” and him turning out to be an actual demon was so real.
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@dresdendoll
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5 years
@PoisonGirl555 @BindiIrwin omg yes. royal wedding, what royal wedding? we stan one aussie princess and her name is bindi 👏🏽👏🏽
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@dresdendoll
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2 years
going to pretend i’m not googling the words “pete davidson” and “goblin”
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this is what you get when everyone keeps writing hob gadling calling him "duck" #dreamoftheendless #sandman #thesandman
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summary of that imdb poll.
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that tiny, barely imperceptible swallow.
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well, seems the cursed bird app is living up to its name. twitter totally down: no normal tweets, no replies, no rt's and absolutely no dm's. now tweeting you from the abyss.
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it’s giving
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that’s my bestie holding my crusty old iphone and being respectful. pls, why does my wrist look broken? 🥲 also bonus points for bemused security man! what a champ.
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ever notice how the outline of the cage looks like angel wings? such a perfectly framed shot. the cinematography in this show absolutely blows me away. #thesandman #thesandmannetflix
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waiting for the day disney buys netflix so he officially becomes a disney princess.
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@dresdendoll
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6 years
@HamsickAndBrush okay but can we just mention how strong their blazer game is here? i am *living* for that tailored, beige business-up-top-party-down-bottom combo.
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2 years
well that was vaguely terrifying. thank you Tom & mason! #thesandman #sandman #renewsandman #mcmlondon #mcmlondoncomiccon
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2 years
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2 years
find someone who looks at you the way tom looks at mason.
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spot the difference.
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could we please admire the similarities in profile between feuerbach’s orpheus and tom sturridge’s morpheus? like father like son. #thesandman
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@dresdendoll
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CHALLENGERS (c. 550 BCE)
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me, an intellectual: do you think he gets toothaches in his eye sockets?
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@MasonAPark have you tried sending a raven?
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turn of the century hob gadling showing up in random classic paintings.
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@akkitwts chewie and han, the early years.
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disney princess check list: ✅ lives in a fantasy world ✅ talks to animals ✅ killer wardrobe ✅ dreaming of true love’s kiss ✅ kidnapped by an evil wizard ✅ learns the real magic was inside him all along
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“YES, dream, i know what a triangle is ok, i’m not a *total* idiot.” — matthew
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@dresdendoll
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4 months
this implies the existence of employed babies.
@madelaine_lucas
Madelaine Lucas
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Filled out the paperwork for my daughter’s 1st passport and under “employment” was told to write “unemployed baby”
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finally getting the photos off my camera from mcm/gcc and first up is this gorgeous shot of our endless siblings, @masonapark and #tomsturridge #sandman #thesandman #thesandmannetflix #mcm #mcmcomiccon #comiccon
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harrods gingerbread dior.
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it’s giving
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2 years
BREAKING NEWS: tom sturridge to star in the reboot of scorsese’s GONCHAROV.
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