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M.D. | 1906 | He/Him | #BlackLivesMatter |*views are my own*

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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
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I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t have any more passwords left in me.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Y’all remember the teller would send back a lollipop if they saw you in the car with ya parents? That was a simpler time.
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3 years
I have to ride in one of these.
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4 months
I’m in the elevator just now and it stops on a floor that’s not mine. This old lady looks at me and says “I normally don’t get on with men, but I can tell…” She then proceeds to get on. Ma’am???
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4 years
It was an unwritten rule that you had to jazz up ya report’s cover page title with wordart. I know y’all remember.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Your parents really do become your children once you hit 30+.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 years
Stanford Medical School is making the MCAT optional for its 2021 admissions cycle (for first-time test takers). Spread the word to all the black pre-meds, post-baccs, and non-traditional applicants.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 years
One thing about “straight” men, they gon’ stay in LGBT business.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
5 years
“Big mama, ya arm!”
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5 years
Just to clarify, I still put sugar on Frosted Flakes.
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1 year
@realbbymula
MULA🍒
1 year
Is $1,000 dollars a week enough money to live comfortably?! 👀
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
30 days
Why is II HANDS II HEAVEN that damn good?
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 years
@ElijahhOfficial How she won and you ate her up? 🥴
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
8 months
@mrtryfe Chess, not checkers! IKTR.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
Y’all were specifically instructed to leave these types of tweets in 2022.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
@TheGreatIsNate Issa was so dramatic lol. Had it been me, I’d have gone right back down and continued sucking on that thang. Call me Dr. Dyson.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
5 years
When that light hits just right >>>
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 months
@theygotmegirl Should’ve slid on her ass
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
2 years
No scrubs today.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Raise your hand if you have a grand ole time at home by yourself.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 months
@tresxchris Gagged me!
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
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Jesus Davonté Deshaun Christ.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
Oh.
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nick | 4/24 🥳
1 year
Men. Do. Not. Look. Good. In. TIGHT. PANTS.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
@itsKARY_ Should we send prayers up for her or… 😭
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
7 months
I just watched this doctor pay off his remaining student loan balance. He paid $194,460.07 in one click. ONE.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Get in loser, we’re going shopping.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
*public health campaign
there’s a smear campaign going on against hookah.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
5 years
So, the salary for the job offer I accepted back in November was increased just now. I knew today would be a good day! 🙌🏾😩🙌🏾
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
Okay, ignoring the specific scenario below for just a second, are we going to act like sexual compatibility isn’t an important factor in a relationship? Are people that delulu?
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
@BobbyKingDeal Did we watch the same movie or…
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
I hope all the men from 5’6” to 5’11” have a great day today.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
9 months
@BobbyKingDeal Literally on the tips of their tongues. Locked, loaded, and waiting…
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
It’s Wednesday, right?
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
6 months
Ordered a new whip last month on my birthday and it’s finally here!
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Drinking water with an unhealthy meal makes me feel better about it.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
2 years
Cleaning up before traveling so you can come home to a clean spot >>>
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
5 years
So, I went to check out a 3-Series but left with an X5. 😅
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 months
@SaintCointe Literally me. Just minding my business and boom! Slur.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
@CNN
CNN
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US government will run out of money by October 18, Treasury secretary says
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
2 years
CUFF IT hive, where y’all at?
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
5 years
Y’all still not minding your business at your big age?
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All Up In Your YaYa
5 years
Y’all still eating cereal at your big age?!
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 months
Back to work…
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
12 days
I’m so tired of you people being fine.
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The mayor of Birmingham.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
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@DenimJunkieKidd Was literally speechless.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Apple, I am a 33-year-old man. I absolutely did not mean duck.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
2 years
Joe could at least let us keep the 0% interest rate on these student loans.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
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6’4”
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Here go y’all lil niece. She needs a name.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
2 years
I’m attending my first gay wedding today, and of course I had to show off today’s suit.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
Compressions pants under shorts season>>>
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 months
I’m still gon’ try and see.
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Money won’t fill that void in your heart.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 months
I’m not beating those ponk allegations I fear.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
2 months
Finally made it to New Zealand.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
2 months
Today was too long. I’m ti’ed.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
2 years
“You gotta go to work on Myra’s feet!”
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 years
*flips sign on daycare from closed to open*
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
One thing about me, I don’t mind paying for convenience.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
9 months
“Balloons on my page” or whatever y’all be saying…
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
Today makes 10 years since graduating med school, and it has been quite the journey.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Do student loans next.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
There’s really no reason for any one in this country to be hungry or without shelter.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Me: *takes pill* Me 5 minutes later: “Did I take that pill?”
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
8 months
Out having drinks with this one @3MuchHutch
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Black men are really top tier. Short, tall, light, dark, fit, or thick. It does not matter.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
1 year
@aboyhasnohoes IKYFL TO ME!?
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
8 months
Self-care Saturday underway…
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
@JaytotheB_ Imagine being fifty-leven states away trying to handle business for them.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
6 years
Trade: damn you tight AF Bottom:
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
9 months
Boston passed the “Everybody on mute” challenge imo. Argue with somebody else. #energy #RENAISSANCEWorldTour
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 months
@jatella We got beef I don’t know about? Why you hate me?
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@TheGreatIsNate @aaron_pierre1 This is a beautiful man. Wow.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 months
Only a gentleman knocks before entering. It’s chivalrous, idk.
@LuckyxJustice
COWBOY KELL🤠🐎
3 months
That lil tap tap on the 🕳️…Like, what does that do for yall? I really wana know. I know what it does for me 🤭🫠
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
2 years
I, too, have failed the November challenge.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
8 months
Back to reality or whatever.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 years
...and add lil mustard, too? Listen.
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The best 😭
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
9 months
Honestly, it does sound nice to date someone who matches you financially. But, realistically, you will end up eliminating a lot of your dating pool the higher you climb. So for me, just be independent at the very least. I don’t know if that’s settling or just being realistic.
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I can’t date anybody that can’t match what I bring financially. Like… I’ve tried it so many times and it just doesn’t work.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Maybe I should wear my glasses more often?
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 months
Sun popping tuhday ☀️
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 years
Trade don’t have no money! I’m still coming though. 😬
Bottoms leave ya top at home, the club is full of trade and their pockets full grown.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 years
Black men who can sing >>>
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
7 months
I feel my prettiest when I have a fresh set and fresh shave.
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@_jelrey
DJ Alderman Allen Gayle
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@doctuh_p Absolutely. Bald men are THEE WORSE. Add a degree, some letters, and 401K, and luxury vehicle and we have a whole menace.
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9 months
@itsKARY_ Kary. Phone please, now.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
4 years
After 27, I stopped staying up. Love yourself.
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‘’stay up I’ll call you’’
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2 years
I don’t know, I welcome it. Because people are here one minute and gone the next, so it’s nice to know their absence is likely temporary.
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La’Fred
2 years
Let’s stop announcing our social media “breaks” in 2022. Just go. We don’t care.
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2 years
I know I’m not the only one thinking what I’m thinking.
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Black Kat 🐆
2 years
He needs to be banned from brunch
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5 years
Call me Dr. Thighs.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
3 months
Still being fine with no retwist for months is blood magic. Gotta be.
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3 months
He not lying lol
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22 days
Went outside like this to get my food. Definitely been in Massachusetts too long.
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Dr. YeeHaw 🤠
5 years
I should really smile more... 🙈
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