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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

4 months

@CiCiofLagos Accidentally?.Like you were mopping the floors and you slipped and fell on his penis?

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

*The tag of my shirt touching my neck* My brain:

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

HOME is where you trust the toilet seat

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

i'm that student that knows the answer and still won't raise my hand

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2 years

haircut >> make up

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3 years

6 year old me : “this a super storyyy, alafenstrafensorrow” 🎶🎶

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

using a condom and still pulling out, call that 2 factor authentication

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

“i can't do video call, my data will soon finish” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Divine ✝️

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9 months

@GetafeCF @masongreenwood Getafe admin still hyping Greenwood while UK fans keep wailing

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

me trying to study vs me trying to sleep

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

rubbing your meat on her clit before sliding in >>>

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

Who tf is this guy 💀😂😂😂😂

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

Meek Mill said :

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

This place is very dangerous

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

Football twitter, over to you. A, B or C ?

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Divine ✝️

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1 year

@Alan_yournextbf Broooooo, when you chill out with your male friends, you people will even be dragging bills "Na me go pay" "Leave am i go settle am" "Use my card run am" Better wingmen than your niggas una

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

Street football is very interesting 😂😂😂

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

“I've been barking outside and you always tell me to shut up, anyway your car is gone”

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

RIP TO ALL THAT MONEY WE LOST TRYING TO MAKE MORE MONEY. 🕊

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

2 years

*two guys trying to say their goodbyes* guy 1: na movement? guy 2: na movement o. guy 1: oya na. guy 2: oya.

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

YOUR friend who is NOT my friend should not know MY business

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

2 years

nobody sees your personality first, invest in your looks. dress well, smell nice

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Divine ✝️

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2 years

you can be fighting for your life and someone is mad at you cos you forgot their birthday

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

a friend that buys you food is a friend for life

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

online : “cheating is a deal breaker for me” offline : “promise me you won't see her again”

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

@SamuelOtigba This thread makes you understand that there's no manual to satisfying a woman. Just ask her how she likes it and do it how she likes it

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

9 months

@Jaynaija @PoojaMedia @pbtips_ @_VALKlNG @Mbahdeyforyou Gareth Bale vs Barcelona.

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

9 months

@lowkeyplease @MoIbrahimEsq If they ask you, "who's your daddy?" Wetin you go talk?

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

getting jealous over someone that's not even yours is the worst feeling ever 😭

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

“so tell me about yourself” me :

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

“can i wear my pants now?” = a request for another round

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

MOST PROTECTED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND SOME AMAZING FACTS ABOUT THEIR SECURITY (A THREAD) 1. VLADIMIR PUTIN Russia President is the most protected person in the world with 3,000 bodyguards with armored cars and a dedicated security unit that collects info on perceived threats.

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

a guy DOES NOT owe you friendship after rejection

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

@SamuelOtigba Another thing : You women should learn to talk abeg Open your mouth and tell the guy about your body. Tell him what to do, where to touch, the parts that gets you COMMUNICATE !

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

“if you say so” = you're wrong but i'm too lazy to argue

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Divine ✝️

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2 years

try dey sabi book, make class rep no go dey suck your breasts ontop small assignment

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

it's not safe out here 😭😭

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

the most dangerous person to be with is somebody that doesn't want a relationship with you but also doesn't want to lose you

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Divine ✝️

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11 months

@LifeOfNapaul How many European women get big bumbum in the first place?

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Divine ✝️

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4 years

Me coming to twitter to catch cruise and I'm seeing relationship twitter.. 😒

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Divine ✝️

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2 years

forgetting to charge your phone at night can ruin your entire day 😂😂😂

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

Dads be like “come and help me” and having you hold a flashlight for 4 hours

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

YouTube showing me ads that i can’t skip

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

if your girlfriend is not your best friend, what's the point?

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

2 years

@Premier_100 Another reason why feedbacks should be taken VERY seriously. The Previous client wasn't satisfied, he worked on his negligence and regression. Now good reviews are coming on. A client satisfaction should always be a top priority.

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

1 year

@YomY0m_ idk about other organizations, but for loan companies they use mother's maiden name to locate you spiritually if you refuse to pay back your loan

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

2 years

@AsapReplies Bold of you to think we play his music. I'll leave Wiz, Davido, olamide, burna, kizz daniel, mayorkun, arya starr, tems, tiwa savage, etc and play shatta ?

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

“are you still coming?” me :

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

2 years

when you start paying rent, you'll realize that 12 months is not that long

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

“oh, you thought the car was mine?”

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

normalize being happy without being in relationship

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

2 years

I think the greatest disadvantage of loving someone is the amount of power they have over you. They can hurt you with ONE WORD or NO WORDS. ONE ACTION knowingly or unknowingly from them, can ruin your entire day. It's so scary

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

love is “thought you might be hungry so i got you food”

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

2 years

cheating process is too long to be called a mistake

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

support your friends business and pay full price, don't be asking for discounts & free stuff

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Divine ✝️

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4 years

Wow!! I got my first balloon ❤ I'm officially +1 If you come across this on the tl kindly wish me well ❤❤💯

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Divine ✝️

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10 months

@MadridXtra maybe we were wrong about Ancelloti 😔

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

ATMs should have timers. If you take too long, it should vomit your rubbish card and spray you teargas. Radarada oshi 🙄

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Divine ✝️

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1 year

@OloriOfOloris Honestly, do you people think Liverpool can pull a comeback today at the Bernabau?

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

9 months

@adebolaa_r Even if my fellow man send me 100k make i come see am, i go get idea say e wan knack me 💀💀

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Divine ✝️

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2 years

NOBODY sees personality first, invest in your looks

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Divine ✝️

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9 months

@SuperSmada @Lagosdsva @kikimordi @DocumentWomen @DSVRTLagos @StandtoEndRape @mimololuwamii More apologies than hits

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

texting someone everyday will get you attached that's why i don't text back

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Divine ✝️

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2 years

if i text you “i'm on my way” i need you to text back so i can actually be on my way

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

4 years

That awkward moment when you are ignoring a call and accidentally answer it..

Funny🃏Banter

@KingiJosh

4 years

Bomboclaat

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Divine ✝️

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1 year

@YomY0m_

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Divine ✝️

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10 months

trusting a woman you took from another man is CRAZY

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

villains waiting for their chance to fight the hero instead of attacking at the same time

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Divine ✝️

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4 years

May Our relationship never Be like zeeworld Movies, no kiss, no hug, no sex.... All they do is Lost of memory... 🤕

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

3 years

girls call each other “sis” cos they be calling the same nigga “daddy”

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3 years

flirting in the comment section is cool until your partner likes all your replies

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3 years

Football twitter, over to you. A, B or C ?

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3 years

know the difference between enjoying your youth and destroying your future

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3 years

imagine if pussy dey show last seen

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3 years

@omoalufaa Can't even woo someone for a month Once I play my cards right and I ask her out. If I hear NO, that's the last time she'll hear from me. If she changes her mind, it's time for her to do the chasing 🙏🏾

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

4 years

Going to the bank to use their toilet without doing any transaction...

tickets4all

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4 years

Bomboclaat

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Divine ✝️

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9 months

@First_alphas Every real mf knows it was Cara

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

4 years

Ladies are meant to be loved, not to be understood...

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@dababydevon

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Bomboclaat

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Divine ✝️

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2 years

NAT GEO WILD slaps harder when you're on a bank queue

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3 years

me after washing the dishes

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2 years

everybody grown until it's time to apologize

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2 years

your babe phone no die oh, na me off am. you dey disturb us too much

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3 years

This is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

“bitch i hope you ain't selling my kids to pay your rent, i’m missing a few”

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3 years

*someone sits close to me* me: *reduce my phone's screen brightness*

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4 years

when my heart is getting familiar again with the same person that makes it experience "toxic"...

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@mr_kems1

4 years

Bomboclaat... 🤔🤔

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

a short story

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3 years

@rutie_xx “I just want to have sex, I don't love you” Her : so that's what you see me as ? A sexual object ? Kings, this is why it's better to lie your way into her coochie 👂

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3 years

your partner being angry with you is not a valid reason to disrespect you

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3 years

visitors pretending to be focused on the TV when they see someone bringing their food

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3 years

Girls cut their hair just to say “i miss my long hair” for the next 7 months

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2 years

flirting in the comment section is cool until your partner likes all your replies

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3 years

Some places you probably never knew existed ( a thread ) - GRAND PRISMATIC SPRING Located in the US, this spring warm water is surrounded by rainbow colors and it's said to be deeper than a 10 storey building, 121 FEET OF HOT WATER ! 😮

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Divine ✝️

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3 years

you niggas sleep with anything

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Divine ✝️

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1 year

@Naija_PR Keep sponsoring women with the hope of getting married to them in future You'll get what you deserve 👍

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2 years

@__Ozioma That's the best way abeg. If I hit you up because I want to fuck, and you say no. There's really no need for us to be talking again tbh I have enough friends

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2 years

@_oluwaseun9 Sarah, wife of Abraham Rebecca, wife of Isaac Rachel, and Leah ( wives of Jacob) Miriam the prophetess Deborah, the Judge Huldah, the prophetess Abigail, who married David Hannah, mother of Samuel Read your Bible, boss

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Divine ✝️

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2 years

girls shoot their shots by staring at you for 7 seconds then look away hoping you noticed them

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Divine ✝️

@divineonsocial

9 months

i remember one night, my mom saw pepper soup advert on her phone and said she was craving pepper soup the next day my dad went to the market, came back and made goat meat pepper soup from the scratch

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Brag about your DAD

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