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saturn’s PR agent

11 days

happily able to tell y’all that i have spots open for the rest of may !! y’all can book below through my website or my calendar ❤️🌸

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@divinatorydoll

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“gift cards aren’t thoughtful” they are because the person thought i would want some money. and they’re right

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BRO LMFAOOOOOOOO

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WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEANDKDJDKHDKDH

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aries be like “i know a spot” and then they fight you there

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3 years

virgos love to procrastinate on productive shit by doing other productive shit LMFAOOOOO

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@divinatorydoll

6 months

just so y’all are aware this is 1000% passive aggression

𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒛𝒚

@Twatch_Me_

6 months

someone that’s patient w you >>>>>

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@divinatorydoll

3 years

no because i’m sick and tired of y’all 😭😭 this random ass youtube reader did a pick a pile + said “your person could have brown eyes, i’m also seeing green and blue” like LMFAOOOOOOO

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3 years

can’t spell boundaries without aries bitch

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“boys go to jupiter to get more stupider” was quite an astrologically sound delineation

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“i’m having a bad day :(“ bf and “let me pull you a tarot card about it :)” gf

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bitches are like “i think i turned out fine” and then they’re a whole pisces

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can you tell my sister is a capricorn

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virgos r like “well i can’t agree with you because then we’d both be wrong!”

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3 years

if you’re a virgo rising you’re sexy

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4 years

this gif literally shows her go from aqua sun -> leo moon

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no bc why is this taking me the fuck out DJSHGSJSGF

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2 months

y’all see that old ass chart with those old ass houses associated with those old ass signs

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Christian Dior pictured with his life-long fortune teller, Madame Delahaye, the woman who pushed him to start the House of Dior. (circa 1950)

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3 years

why do y’all dislike geminis like actually

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pisces placements if y’all don’t get it the fuck together for october.....

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@divinatorydoll

3 years

why hex people when you can simply have 8H placements and let them do it themselves by betraying you ?

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virgos: their intrusive thoughts:

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“AYE THIS BITCH IS BEING DELUSIONAL”

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3 years

y’all see how sagittarius placements stress me the hell out 😭😭

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@divinatorydoll

3 years

WAIT OMG Y’ALL your moon totally gives insight on how your birthing parent found out they were pregnant !! i’m a leo moon and my mom realized she was pregnant with me after she went to a concert (♌︎)

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“she’s such a strong person” = she’s exhausted

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pisces/12H mercuries:

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need 222 get my pussy 888 ❤️

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3 years

wait imagine having a libra mars LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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1 month

it sucks that y’all don’t enjoy 6H synastry because that’s the ticket to a long relationship

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3 years

going down to your local wendy’s and filling out a job application >>>>

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1 year

bro i am TELLING Y’ALL please order your shit under a mars hour it’ll get to your door in literally six seconds

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2 years

i love when people are private with 10k+ followers like babe the enemy is inside the building

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3 years

okay so why are y’all going to concerts what’s not clicking 4 y’all

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3 years

DJ midheaven but they just call me an MC

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saturnians:

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11 months

see that’s okay cause

♱ ria.

@AQUAKTTY

11 months

i wish pregnancy on every one reading this tweet 😊😊😊

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1 month

venusians vs. nose piercings

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6 months

the author uses the beginning statement and “you can tell that you're still not used to it! I also feel like I still dont have 110% of you...” as a way to passively express their feelings then they say “but I'm trying my very best to remain patient with you….” as a warning

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3 years

i can’t wait for the general public to find out about profection years

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3 years

Did anyone else just have an absolute nightmare time being 23

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1 month

this right here is why venus is fallen in virgo

bethany

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1 month

this is… 😭

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3 years

💌 scorpio, virgo, taurus, cancer: one of y’all just farted

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1 year

I WANT Y’ALL TO FIGURE OUT PROFECTION YEARS SO BADDDDD LIKE SO BAD

afro-arakkii leo says🔺RESIST🔺

@arakkosuperstar

1 year

23 is a hard year sure but i honestly think ur the worst version of urself at 19

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@divinatorydoll

3 years

y’all please protect trans women

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“astrology doesn’t exist” it literally does you’re just dumb. just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean it’s nonexistent LMFAOOOOO

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3 years

adam: please suck my dick lilith: i would literally rather be the Demon Queen of Hell

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max and ruby was literally just a kid’s show demonstrating the aries - capricorn square

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earth risings:

Invis🧜‍♀️

@invis4yo

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“why does everyone think i’m jugemental” meanwhile my face 24/7:

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3 years

libra marses when people interrupt their 2.5 hour morning ritual/séance/runway show/prayer session

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@divinatorydoll

4 years

tarot readers can we PLEASE collectively do better about this gendered ass practice ? they’re fucking cards. no the emperor does not mean divine masculine.

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4 years

geminis with cancer placements:

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lmfao imagine being an aries rising and then your mars is in CANCER LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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pluto was in leo during the baby BOOM, now let’s imagine what’ll happen to birth rates whenever pluto is in aquarius (opposite to the sign of children)

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3 years

“you can’t see that with astrology” no bitch YOU can’t see that with astrology

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you’re in his DMs, i’m in his astrodienst data bank

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9 months

Y’ALL THE TWINS ARE GEMINI RISINGS

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I need birth times ASAP for everyone involved

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3 years

if it’s because of a gemini man consider that he was a man before he was a gemini

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3 years

i’ve decided aries governs color coordination cause a lot of y’all are NOT doing it like us lol

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3 years

a thread on chronic illness, disability + astrology !! 📝

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@selfsabotaged_ like this condescending ass text 😭😭

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one of my favorite thing about aries placements is we will never forget to be thankful, there is never an absence of gratitude in the way we move

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3 years

i’m bisexual that means i read tropical AND sidereal

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doesn’t even matter cause his saturn is right on her venus so

Pop Tingz

@ThePopTingz

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are rumored to have broken up again.

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2 years

honestly what was jehovah even witnessing

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2 years

people who have short tempers are so embarrassing to be around like literally relax LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

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4 months

tw: sexual assault just so y’all know this author goes into detail about a veteran murdering a child and sexually assaulting a woman, only to use it as an example of “how hard it is to handle the shame of a post-traumatic episode”

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@BarkyBoogz

5 months

Gonna start this today

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@divinatorydoll

3 years

i wish y’all broke down the 8H in a derivative way rather than just making this shit all about sex and debt because it’s SOOOOOOOOO much more than that

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@divinatorydoll

3 years

i wish i could be like one of you delusional brainless stupid dumb bitches but alas i was given a virgo rising at birth

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@divinatorydoll

4 years

what house is your venus in ? would you consider yourself good at flirting ?

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3 years

you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma ?

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@divinatorydoll

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just made an association list for the seven deadly sins and seven traditional planets • the sun - pride • the moon - gluttony • mercury - envy • venus - lust • mars - wrath • jupiter - greed • saturn - sloth

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2 years

olive garden is so good i wish italy was real 💔

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3 years

how i used horary to find my keys, a thread: 📝 🔑

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3 years

@iJaadee we won

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it seems like people who don’t understand anything about astrology often have the strongest opinions about it

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@divinatorydoll

4 years

i think sagittarians are the way they are because of how much their sign is associated with truth. but i will propose to y’all, what is honesty worth if it is too brutal for someone to see it ?

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@divinatorydoll

4 years

virgos be like i hate being so stressed out so i’m going to be stressed out by my stress

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4 years

BITCH THIS PURSE??????????????

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3 years

cancers are always so much more beautiful in real life than they are online. and y’all look GOOD online

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11 months

also saturn is the planet of perseverance and difficulty, so whichever house it’s placed in will represent an area of your life that you endure hardship well

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the good sex synastry combo they don’t talk about is moon - rising and moon - mars cause good lord in heaven….

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y’all i found co-star’s birth chart and 😭

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@iris_IGB there’s no need to be a dick they’re just asking a question

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3 years

the traditional planets as the seven types of love: ☉ - philautia, self love ☽ - storge, familial love ☿ - philia, intimate love ♀- ludus, playful love ♂- eros, passionate love ♃ - agape, selfless love ♄ - pragma, persevering love

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@divinatorydoll

11 months

something i’ve noticed about cancer + taurus moons is that their parents are less authoritarian, but don’t quite allow them to have their own lives they can still be controlling like the parents of capricorn moons, but in a less disciplinary way and more in a supervisional sense

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4 years

when you’re drunk your 12H takes the keys for the night

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cis astrologers talk about lilith without using the word “feminine” challenge

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3 years

me sneaking a burger into the movie theater

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3 years

it’s literally not but thanks for trying connor

Connor

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3 years

Believing in astrology is like believing in religion, no one will ever know who's right

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@divinatorydoll

3 years

suddenly folding laundry doesn’t look so bad when you have a college essay to submit in a week 😭

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1 year

did y’all know mercury is the darkest planet in the solar system despite it being the closest to the sun ? reminds me of how hermes (☿) guided the dead into the underworld, which is described as “the lot of the mists and the darkness” in homer’s iliad

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@divinatorydoll

3 years

baby there is not a single star nor planet that can explain your damage

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@divinatorydoll

3 years

honestly i wanna make a thread about disability + astrology because the severe collective hesitation towards that discussion is so palpable on here lol

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@divinatorydoll

3 years

good morning everybody 🍃🌞