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2 years

Source tells me that the Bears settled on Poles as GM when George saw how much the hourly parking rate at O'Hare was and decided they were done picking guys up at the airport.

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5 years

He's not wrong.

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5 years

Addison Russell Says He Needs to “Become More Familiar With the Signs”

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6 years

Jake Arrieta's post-All Star Break ERA 5.09. Yu Darvish's post-All Star Break ERA 0.00 Theo's done it again.

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3 years

Nope. 56 games over one season and then he literally ran away from you.

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2,400+ games over 16 seasons. You were the voice of it all, and more importantly, a great teammate. Thank you @LenKasper .

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7 years

Hey, who moved my stuff down to the bullpen?

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5 years

How important is Javy? I'm sure all eight other players on every team always come in to check on a guy with a bruised heel, right?

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3 years

Their owners.

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3 years

Who is the Cubs' biggest rival in the NL Central right now? Vote: ♨️ @dunkindonuts

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An update: The dogs were good again this week. Quite the streak they're on.

WeRateDogs

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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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5 years

Cubs announce Kyle Hendricks will start again tomorrow afternoon.

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6 years

Connor Barth is the rebuilding Bears’ Kevin Gregg. He’s there to make sure the young guys don’t screw up the draft position.

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5 years

Kyle's reaction to the news that the DH might come to the NL this year: "Waitress. Cancel that salad. I'll have a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich. And just park that dessert cart here."

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2 years

Oh, if it was a clinic, Aaron Rodgers wouldn't go.

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2 years

Second quarter has been a clinic by the Packers.

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3 years

Hey @cubs , you finally getting Jake Peavy in this Padres deal?

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6 years

I for one, am really gonna miss Mike Matheny. He was a really, truly, completely terrible manager.

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2 years

Javy cut a promo in his first postgame interview. “It’s not gonna be easy this year, but it’s gonna be fun.” Glad the Cubs had no use for a guy who would be their best player and marketer.

Bally Sports Detroit

@BallySportsDET

2 years

We hear from Javier Baez after his walk-off RBI hit gives the #Tigers a 5-4 victory over the White Sox on Opening Day. #DetroitRoots

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21 days

Shouldn’t Hayden Wesneski be sitting in the bullpen?

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4 years

The team that gets the best player in any deal wins the trade. There is no way the Cubs can trade Kris Bryant for a player as good as Kris Bryant. Trading him is one of the dumbest ideas this traditionally dumb franchise has ever entertained.

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5 years

I find it odd that Willson played his rookie season with David Ross who threw behind runners his entire career and was always given credit for how smart that was, and when Contreras does it he's "flirting with disaster." And he's every bit as good, if not better, at it.

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6 years

Here's ARod doing the perfectly normal thing that people do. He's smelling a closed jar of salsa.

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7 years

Hey guys, David DeJesus just said Kris Bryant has proven he can be the third baseman of the future.

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5 years

Jason Mendoza would have been crushed if he'd lived long enough to hear that Blake Bortles has been released by the Jags.

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4 years

Why would anybody be mad that the Cubs are going to re-sign Brandon Morrow to a minor league deal? They paid him to rehab last year and he wants to come back and actually pitch for them. People are dumb.

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4 years

“They fired me and then they won the World Series!”

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6 years

"Triples machine"

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3 years

Then why do the Vikings keep losing to them?

Jim Souhan

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3 years

The Chicago Bears exist primarily to make the Minnesota Vikings feel relatively good about their quarterback situation.

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7 years

Dusty is making a double switch, so there's like a 70 percent chance the Nats will bat out of order next inning.

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3 years

On the bright side. It’s pretty unlikely the Cubs will play on Sunday Night Baseball again this year.

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6 years

St. Louis salsa is ketchup and grass clippings.

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3 years

Big win for my Giants. Erased a 4-0 ninth inning deficit. Big hits by KB in the ninth and tenth. But hey, @cubs , at least you got your shitty little sportsbook today.

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7 years

You know who's a young Anthony Rizzo? Anthony Rizzo.

MLB Network Radio on SiriusXM

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7 years

Roberts calls Bellinger "a potential gold glover at 1B", compares him "a young Anthony Rizzo" #Dodgers

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8 years

Apparently the holdup on the @cardinals offer to Heyward is that the @astros database doesn't have a very thorough scouting report on him.

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3 years

Waving goodbye from the airport.

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3 years

What Could and Should Jason Heyward’s Role with the Cubs Be Going Forward? -

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5 years

I look forward to Christian Yelich honoring the recent tradition of Brewers MVPs by failing a drug test and blaming a Cubs fan.

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5 years

“So, Mark. What were you up to last season?” “I was the bench coach. Here. For the Cubs. For you guys.” “No shit? All season? Really?”

Patrick Mooney

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The Cubs are scheduled to interview Joe Girardi, David Ross and Will Venable next week for their manager opening. Mark Loretta completed his interview yesterday.

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5 years

Daniel Descalso pinch hitting for Brad Brach is a pretty solid one sentence summary of what’s wrong with this roster.

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4 years

Nothing says ‘I didn’t cheat’ quite like the witty retort ‘nobody needs to cheat to beat you’ to one of the best pitchers in the league.

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7 years

I wish all these dummies who freaked out when the Bears drafted Trubisky lived in a world where Glennon was the QB forever.

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5 years

Just remember, the Cubs got a World Series when they traded Gleyber. The Sox got James Shields when they traded Fernando Tatis Jr.

San Diego Padres

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5 years

Anyone else have goosebumps?

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All you need to know about @watchmarquee is that @thekapman and @lenkasper don't want to work there.

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5 years

Remember when some Cubs fans were bitching that the Cubs were "barely" beating the Marlins when they took three of four at Wrigley last month? Miami has outscored the Brewers 24-1 so far in two games.

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7 years

I don't get why people are mad at the Cubs. Disappointed, absolutely, but if you're angry, you're just being an asshole.

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7 months

So cool that three of the Phillies most fun players are there because the Cubs wouldn’t eat Jason Heyward’s contract like a real team would have.

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7 years

Occasionally I think what this would be like if the Cubs hadn't come back to win the World Series last year. It's a dark, dark, place.

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6 years

Vasgersian: “This is not the Tyler Chatwood the Cubs are used to seeing.” No, Matt. It is.

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6 years

The Cubs have activated 2B Daniel Murphy and strapped Tyler Chatwood to a rocket and fired him at the sun.

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Bote in lineup, starting at 3b. No word yet on roster move, but Russell is not in the lineup. Baez at SS

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5 years

When I saw the @Cubs had a 2-0 lead in the ninth I threw my phone in a river. Don’t tell me what happened.

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5 years

This is the Verlander the Cubs would have gotten.

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6 years

The Cubs have a roster full of guys who can easily make a case to be your favorite player. But it’s Javy.

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8 years

The Cubs should have just let Kyle lay on the field for six months in Arizona. We'd still be playing game three of the season.

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4 years

I hope the Cubs gave Addison Russell his last paycheck in quarters.

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4 years

Is this more or less embarrassing than being struck out by Ben Zobrist?

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4 years

In Maybe His Last AB as a Cardinal at Home … Yadi Molina Grounds Into a TRIPLE PLAY

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3 years

Can confirm Craig Kimbrel is getting hugged. And now his wife has closed the curtains and they appear to be calling the police. I may need to get out of this tree.

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5 years

Theo says they haven't called to ask permission yet to interview any candidates. They'll need to call ESPN to interview David Ross, MLB Network to interview Mark DeRosa and Dave Kaplan to interview Joe Girardi.

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5 years

Cubs players shook hands and hugged after today’s win over the Brewers. Sources tell me half the team has been traded to the Orioles for Brian Roberts, the other half to the Padres for Jake Peavy. Both moves had been pending for 12 years while Jim Hendry finished the paperwork.

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3 years

Patrick Wisdom and Kris Bryant currently share the all-time record for homers by a Cubs’ rookie. Bryant set the record six years ago. Wisdom isn’t just older than Bryant was when he set the record. He’s older than Bryant is right now.

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3 years

I can't wait for Nicki Minaj and Anthony Rizzo to release their COVID-19 vaccine research paper!

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5 years

I hate to be that guy, and Vasgersian just alluded to it, but I think this stupid MLB stunt game is just what the Cubs needed. Hang out with little leaguers, play in a minor league park, beat the shit out of the Pirates, and finally have some fun.

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6 years

In anticipation of another rain delay, I whipped up some St. Louis-style pizza!

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5 years

You'd be rattled too if you were first pitcher in three months to give up a hit to Daniel Descalso.

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5 years

Lockett just not the same since Descalso AB. He's done. 5 runs here by the Cubs without a ball leaving the yard.

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5 years

I really can't imagine why current Cubs would think that playing for the Cardinals isn't fun. Not a single reason.

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5 years

Ben Zobrist's final moment in Major League Baseball just might be striking out Yadi.

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7 years

Cubs didn't lose their second game last year until July 17.

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5 years

Cubs are now 3-0 when they don't let the other team score.

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Rewatching 2016 playoff things just for the hell of it, and guys, we don't talk about what Kyle Schwarber did in the World Series enough. Like, we should talk about it every damned day for eternity.

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6 years

Source tells me Cardinals offer to Arrieta is "falling apart." Team wants him to promise he won't do naked Pilates in the clubhouse. Have suggested "squaredancing in jorts, like everybody else." #developing

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4 years

Cubs should be well rested tomorrow since they took today off.

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5 years

The Cubs are going to need a second baseman unless they do the unthinkable and bring Addison Russell back. They should look for somebody on a team looking to shed salary who would trade them a good player for partial salary relief at low prospect cost. I can think of a guy:

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Cubs fans who don't understand how good Kris Bryant is are the worst. Where's the Obvious Shirt for them that just says, "I'M A DUMBASS"?

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3 years

Kris Bryant has had four 4.8+ fWAR seasons already. Likely No. 5 coming this year if he can keep it up anything at all like this (already at 2.0). He just turned 29 in January. Ryne Sandberg had six such seasons (& only two entering his age-29 season). Andre Dawson had four.

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Rizzo's baserunning was so bad last night that David Ross will have to bench Javy during tonight's game.

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All you need to know about @watchmarquee is that @thekapman and @lenkasper don't want to work there.

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8 years

Well @broncos , there's only one thing to do now.

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5 years

Cardinals set to take the best player on the Astros board.

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Jed’s answer to what happened to the @cubs farm system. “They’re all in their mid-20s, they’re all in the big leagues, and they’re all wearing rings.” Giddy up.

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3 years

Mitch rolled out, couldn't find three Jaguars defensive backs in the same place and so he begrudgingly tucked it and ran for a TD.

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6 years

The exact moment the Cardinals decided Dexter doesn't hustle.

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One of the great moments in @Cardinals history

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Boog, telling us that Happ is top 15 in foul balls hit.

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6 years

The only problem I see with the series against the Brewers is that the Cubs are on a kick where they beat really good starters, and Milwaukee doesn't have any.

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7 years

You throw Javy a strike on a 1-2 pitch and you should be excommunicated from baseball.

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6 years

This crap with Molina doesn't even phase me anymore. The rules don't apply to him. I'm reserved to the idea that he's going to be the worst player in the Hall of Fame. I'm surprised they haven't waived the waiting period and already put him in.

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3 years

IN TOWN FOR A RALLY. THOUGHT I’D SIGN WITH A TEAM.

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4 years

So long to the decade that gave us the @cubs ’ moments we’d all waited lifetimes to see. And kudos to the Rickettses for somehow burning through all of that goodwill in just three years.

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7 years

Bulls to draft Tracey Abrams. But Abrams leaning towards returning to Illinois for his 12th season.

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3 years

Cubs up 6-0 in the first. They’ll have blown this lead by the third.

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3 years

Note to Jed Hoyer who's trying to "retool" the Cubs in the Giants' image. Two of the three homers tonight have come from All-Star veterans that SF didn't trade for junior high kids. The other is from one that you did.

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The most valuable thing about this Cubs season is that it shows younger fans what the rest of us grew up with. A team with imaginary prospects who are "almost ready" loading up with mediocre veterans and flopping. And then they'll do it again next year, and the year after...

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5 years

Is this Tweet never not true?

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Steve Cishek is warming for the Cubs

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Well, shit. When I saw Tweets offering me condolences this morning I thought Luis had signed with the Cardinals. Now, I wish that were true. Baseball’s a lot less cool today.

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5 years

The Cubs have won four World Series games in the last 74 years. Trevor Bauer pitched in three of them, and took the loss in two.

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1 year

Fulmer’s been terrible, but at least he’s pitched in more games (23!) than any other Cub.

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5 years

Sigh. They would not have won the World Series without the player they traded Gleyber for. They made the playoffs last year. And it's certainly not "likely" they miss the playoffs this year. Other than that, great job with this.

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Jorge Soler and Gleyber Torres are going to combine for roughly 80 HR this year. Cubs got 1.5 years of veteran closers for them, plus a draft pick, less other players they gave up in Torres deal, are likely to miss playoffs for a second straight year due to insufficient offense.

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Cool that the @cubs announced their Hall of Fame and that the first inductee is fan favorite, Luxury Tax Avoidance. Gonna be a special, special night.

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3 years

That's fine. It's not like the Cubs have had a gaping hole there for 70 years.

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Kris Bryant says if he could only play one position for the next 5-10 years he would choose center field. #Cubs

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Am told the Cubs did give a huge offer to Harper at the last minute, but in the end he turned down their offer of a dollar a year for 400 million years.

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Still mad that Dusty didn’t declare victory when the Cubs got the first out in the eighth in game six.

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