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economist by trade. raft guide by profession.

ocoee river // ENM
Joined November 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Many such cases
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@decent_shittalk a tit pic from lauren has changed my life
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Hours
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@wobblymami I build things btw
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That Australian guy who makes 40k a month on OF:
@husbandfuck3r
Bitch Wife/Girlboss/Girl Bitch
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It’s uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh apparently carrot season
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Unfortunately had to drop big money to protect my noggin but worth it ig 🙄
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Work drip going to go crazy
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24. Multiple partners. Alpha Female. Wildly Successful. Passionately Pro-Marijuana. Do you find this attractive?
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Richard Strocher 𝕏
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18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?
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I’ll stop being a whore online when it stops being extremely lucrative and fun
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@Tyre_94 Looked like a nice day out, more intelligent than sitting in your cubicle this morning ;)
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@responsiblerob Mind ur business?
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@_todayinthelife Extremely cute story, congratulations This story would have been 364 days shorter on Grindr
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Dudes will have anonymous profiles and call women 4’s online. Please get a life you pussy
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@kellycucca This isn’t a rare steak?
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Announcement for losers and finsubs, I made a NSFW account for content requests. Dm me @mrs_homewrecker
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@wobblymami The only question is what around your house needs fixing
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@worsematt He is Canadian lolol
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This would work on me
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I am going to post a photo and I need y’all to act normal
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They need to invent a woman who likes me back
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The free market at work. Reducing prices look at that.
@TRIGGERHAPPYV1
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30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
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I do not trust fruity straight men
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need head
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The reason you are single is because you aren’t as cute as you are annoying lets be real
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Not my gay ass boyfriend posting about girthmasterr on instagram 💀
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really loved this sign today Also, more importantly, my girlfriend is so pretty :-)
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People, particularly Americans who have never lived in another country, love to talk about how irredeemably awful the united states is. I laugh sometimes because how the fuck would you know?
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i have the best boyfriend in the world 🥰🥰🥰 “tattoo coupons” for the year so I can finish my sleeve
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No one wants to make love passionately anymore
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Y’all are honestly so lucky I cannot impregnate a woman. Because if I could your girlfriend would be pregnant SO quick
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@fatstevebuscemi is there a joke that is funny in this video?
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@7ali654 Well ??
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@zukosmadre Amazing. ACAB
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Hard to have a small account when you consistently tweet bangers. Bangers being nudes n jokes n such
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Gatita, and a shirt with her face all over it.
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@decent_shittalk need more info on that dope shirt
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I am middle of the day drunk. Happy Sunday everybody
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I am going to reply guy my way onto that Australian man’s log
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I wish reply guys knew when to shut the fuck up. I will block you for talking to me idc. I am on this website to get pussy and make my friends laff alright
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woah....800+ people responded positively to my novice attempts at woodworking. flattering to say the least, I am not a pro. excited to get TF out of grad school so that I can focus on my truest passion: drinking and operating electric saws
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@wobblymami I build things btw
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seeing tyler childers tonight. pregaming with bourbon, of course
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Very happy with it
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New one
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feeling fiscally irresponsible (scheduling a tattoo appointment)
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If men don’t want to be objectified they shouldn’t dress like whores
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went to trader joe’s in 5” shorts and they tied me up like a cow and started milking me
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Pondering
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Me and the woman I pulled being a reply guy
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Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
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An alpha males doesn't get distracted by a woman, no matter how beautiful she is
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“Never eat pussy again or have your legs chopped off?” Me:
@horrorsthetics
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 🪦
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I find it really annoying that this account has grown because I really am uninterested and unnerved by the horny losers following me. Full offense to the horny losers
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@bordyjojordy Yeah you should take it off
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@JoeOrgana Hot and funny idk would work on me
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Pardon the nudity, I do what I want in my own house
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Just letting the new followers know that in addition to being hot and funny, I am also very talented
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@bimbologymajor My parents have a homestead and in undergrad I got really into making these bottle openers that look like scorpions
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@Tyre_94 You sound old as hell now 🙄
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Need a beautiful woman to beat the shit out of me
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I love my dm requests because 💀
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Replying to women on twitter
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Wyd after smoking all this?
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sleeve is DONE
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Ouchie
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Me asf
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air-filled (concept)
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Me doing shrooms and stripping in the park
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risky public stuff >> 😩😩
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Y’all mind if I eat a big ass sammich for dinner?
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making a shrimp po boy because I am hungry
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Pre-boob job lauren. I walked into a plastic surgeon’s office two weeks after my hs graduation #noregrets
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I looked like this above the water
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This is the energy I bring to the function.
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A friend just texted me this pic.
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I only date whores. I have a type.
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annika💒
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i would never date a man who is active on twitter because i don’t date whores
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@_AlvinChristian Damn I wish that was me. Being offline and smart enough to have a CV
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no one is complaining about a bowl of bún bò huê on a cold day. not one person
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Love buying meat and produce from a migrant grocer (east asian, tienda) then coming home and making an amazing meal for $13
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I just mean I have a NSFW you can blow up, this account is for yapping about economics and bragging about having a very hot bf and gf at the same time.
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Per request
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Guys you won’t believe this, but I look adorable today (in a granola dyke way)
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my iphone informed me this was 1 year ago today. Should I start wearing overalls again?
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Guys I need to get something off my chest….I am a virgin
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I mean if we are posting photos of ourselves in cowboy hats…
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@Tyre_94
W.E.B. DaBoi
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Let’s see a pic of you wearing a hat Howdy Niggas 🤠
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I chose a career that is just exercising outside because I have chronic depression and I need help
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If you call someone ugly and your face isn’t even posted I just know you are an incel. Hot people don’t need to do loser shit like that, we call people ugly from our main pages
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If i am ur reply guy it is simple: i love you
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When someone pretty gives me a compliment this is what is going on in my brain
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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Too much power and not enough traction 🦎
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Ladies, don’t all line up at once
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Do y’all want to see my new crib? It is pretty bougie
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I love women. Women are so cool
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I would smoke so many joints and eat so much pussy in this thing
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Michael and our weekly tikka massala and chicken thighs
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Men have already begun to try and negotiate my prices. Bitch that isn’t how it works 😂💀 if you are a broke loser stay away from my dms
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hitting The Wall this year (turning 25)
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Whatever, I can do that
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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How anteaters eat 🤯
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Bad! Thanks for asking
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clay ⛷️
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oh you’re “hungover”? cool dude how’s it feel to be a dumbass
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Would do this shit too damn
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Rothmus 🏴
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Absolutely not. Second date is for holding hands, first date is for sex raw
@shreshthaaa_s
kimchi fried rice
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Do y'all hold hands on the first date?😳
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This but with unemployed men
@aquariusdays
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sex with depressed guys is better because this is all they’re living for
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would anyone like to be friends, forever?
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no notes
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Wearing a turtleneck and a chain tonight. If your girl doesn’t make it home tonight, she is with me.
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If I was planning an economy I would simply plan to not have a famine
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Goddamn right
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She was so upset she hid my reply and turned off comments. I was under the impression that comics were supposed to have thicker skin.
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@fatstevebuscemi is there a joke that is funny in this video?
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I want my fucking dms back. Thats it. I dont care about any of my old tweets being lost but I miss my openers
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I—-could pull this off This is laurencore absolutely
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They them truther🇵🇸
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@Tyre_94 If someone uses the sexual assault of your ancestor as a burn you have the right to deck them, in my mind Anyone positively reacting to that image is a GHOUL
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It is warm outside today. Suicide postponed
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Men who want to see me naked should be lining up to pay for the rest of my gear tbh! Did you want me to die? I can’t sext you back if I am dead
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After 9 pm I will be tweeting some egregiously horny things. Good luck
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Before you hit me up for sex, just know I am built exactly like this
@_purgatori
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no bc star wars was wrong for this
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