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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

4 months

Good night, sweet, incredibly stupid prince.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Lanning's decision to kick that onside kick was elite coaching shit. Recognized the game he was coaching in, knew the necessity of stealing a possession, and didn't waste any time doing it, getting it done in the second quarter. Great sign for Oregon fans.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

7 months

This is a big moment for me. I'd like to thank everyone who helped me along the way.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

I see some USC people struggling with understanding this loss, and I'm here to help.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

1 year

Mick Cronin watching Timme get called for traveling tonight:

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

1 year

Final Pac-12 rankings: 1. Utah 2. USC 3. Washington 4. Oregon State 5. Oregon 6. UCLA 7. Washington State 8. Arizona 9. Arizona State 10. California 11. Stanford 1b. Colorado for hiring Deion

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Ohio State whining about missing like three of their 35 five stars, Utah played their second string running back like 40 snaps at cornerback tonight gtfoh

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 years

Big takeaway from this Tournament for the next decade of college basketball: here come the Bruins.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

if you're going to talk as much shit as arizona routinely talked before, during, and after games, you really need to do better than a Sweet 16 run where you were beaten by double digits and should have lost in the round of 32. Just one man's opinion.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

1 year

Healthy ucla was 100% the best team in the country, go debate the people I’ve muted in my mentions

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 months

You're going to read a lot of narratives about why Chip Kelly is leaving (budget, NIL, etc.) but here's why: He created the worst UCLA football tenure in the modern era, recruited from 2018 on like he was at Indiana, and didn't work very hard. He cratered the job.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

usc's offense: proof that if you try hard enough, want it badly enough, and the refs give you infinite opportunities to do so, you will eventually succeed

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

Six full seasons. 34-34. 7-28 against winning teams. Hasn't even sniffed a conference championship. Benefitted from three of the weakest schedules in UCLA history and lost at least four games each of those seasons. This should be **done**.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 months

UCLA's football program is having the most embarrassing offseason in recent memory. Losing your DC to your main rival in a lateral move, landing the worst rated recruiting class in school history, and now your HC is openly shopping himself to NFL teams for a demotion.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

My eye test Pac-12 rankings after week one: 1. Utah 2. USC 3. Oregon State 4. Arizona 5. UCLA 6. Washington 7. Arizona State 8. Oregon 9. California 10. Washington State 11. Stanford 12. Colorado

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Here's how it all shakes out imo: Oregon and Washington sprint to join USC and UCLA in Big Ten country. Arizonas, Utah, and Colorado prop up the Big 12. Oregon State, Wazzu, and Cal join the MWC. Stanford literally never plays another athletic season besides sailing or whatever.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

My read of the room right now is that the UCLA fanbase is in near unanimity on the need to fire Chip Kelly.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Pour a final one out for the big guy, Donald Woods, greatest of all time dad, five stars, 10/10, would be parented by again.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 months

IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE AND BE A BRUIN

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 years

What the fuck is happening here

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@daviddavidwoods

4 years

@OnePerfectShot @willmenaker

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 years

this is the first ucla basketball team of my lifetime that has wildly OVERachieved, this is uncharted territory

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 years

Clay Helton is pretty close to the worst Power 5 football coach. Every decision he makes is somehow wrong. He’s the me of football coaches.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 years

UCLA's magnificent ability to turn every game into a fucking back alley fight with like broken beer bottles is really holding sway so far.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Washington is so ridiculously ahead of schedule AND also doesn't have to play USC or Utah, they're 100% making Pac-12 Title Game.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

Imagine having a major stake in UCLA athletics and thinking it's OK to get smoked by a 6-6 Cal team and a 3-9 ASU team at home in Chip Kelly's sixth year.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

7 months

This year’s UCLA D with last year’s UCLA O makes the Playoff.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

4 months

Very cool athletic management going on at UCLA that has the football program behaving like a minor league development team for its chief rival.

Connor Morrissette

@C_Morrissette

4 months

Former UCLA safety Kamari Ramsey has committed to USC.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

It's just so hard to know if Chip Kelly is working out. On one hand, he's had the least success of any UCLA coach afforded six years in history, but on the other hand, he's lost a minimum of 4 games in each of the last three seasons playing the weakest schedules in UCLA history.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 months

Chip Kelly openly admitted to pursuing basically every coordinator opportunity available beginning in December at his Ohio State presser today and said he never even considered resigning from UCLA despite not wanting to do the job anymore. Pure dogshit person.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

10 months

The Pac-12 potentially bankrupting a major college athletic department *not even in the league* is an impressive new accomplishment. Finally stepping out from Larry Scott's shadow into a new legacy of shit.

Mark Zeigler

@sdutzeigler

10 months

SDSU sent a letter to the Mountain West before the June 30 deadline saying it is staying in the conference. One problem: The Mountain West says it already left and now owes an exit fee estimated at $17 million.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

Born in Pasadena, California, went to high school in Glendora, went 18-7 at fucking Oregon State the last two years, was demonstrably available and interested in the UCLA job.

Michigan State Football

@MSU_Football

5 months

A new era of Spartan Football is here! Please welcome Jonathan Smith as the 26th Head Coach in program history. 📰 | #GoGreen

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

My Pac-12 rankings after week 5: 1. Utah 2. UCLA 3. USC 4. Oregon 5. Washington 6. Washington State 7. Oregon State 8. California 9. Arizona 10. Arizona State 11. Stanford 43. Colorado

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 years

What was your favorite part of the Kliff Kingsbury era at USC? For me, it was the quiet moments, the laughs.

Ryan Abraham

@insidetroy

5 years

I asked #USC sports information of Kliff Kingsbury has resigned as the Trojans offensive coordinator. The response I got back was: "He’s still listed on our website’s ath dept staff directory."

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Jaime Jaquez, greatest player in UCLA history, any sports imo

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Got my shirt @Pac12Podcast

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

My eye test ranking of the PAC-12 after 16.6% of week 5: 1. UCLA 2-11: Who cares 25: Colorado

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

My eye test rankings of the Pac-12 after week two: 1. *deepest sigh in history* USC 2. Utah 3. Oregon State 4. UW 5. UCLA 6. Washington State 7. Arizona 8. Oregon 9. Arizona State 10. California 11. Stanford 14. Colorado

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

I've seen Jaime suffer season-ending injuries 5 or 6 times this year and he's always back by the next game, with an even older man's game. Not worried.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

4 years

(Retaining Clay Helton should legitimately get Mike Bohn fired tomorrow, absolutely insane to retain a guy who squanders top 5 talent every year. Ok, cool, back to your originally scheduled programming)

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 years

That was one of the worst matchups and least guardable teams left in the tournament for UCLA and they CLAMPED them. Michigan will be tough too, but holy shit this team.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

I think UCLA's defense made Oregon's offense pretty uncomfortable today with the noises they made while they were being run over

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

1 year

DREW TIMME JUST GOT CALLED FOR TRAVELING, SOUND FORTH THE SEVEN TRUMPETS

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

I’m not worried about a younger more dominant Pete Carroll level guy at USC matching up against the worst coach in UCLA history, not sure why you keep asking

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 years

If UCLA wins I’m making the @UCLAFootball Pullman graphic my profile pic

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

1 month

This is what Mick Cronin looked like the last time Arizona made a Final Four.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

1 year

Since losing to Stanford on January 15, 2020 in Pauley, dropping his home record to 6-4 halfway through his first year, Mick Cronin is 41-2 at home, and with fans in the stands, 30-0 at home.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 years

If JT Daniels did indeed tear his ACL, I think it’d be unfair to fire Clay Helton this year, no matter what USC’s record ends up being. The head coach can’t be judged on the merits after such a critical injury imo.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Fun fact about the Duke vs North Carolina basketball rivalry: it took until 2017 for these two so-called elite basketball schools to win as many championships combined as UCLA has by itself.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

BCS would have nailed this a lot harder: Michigan vs. Washington, in the Rose Bowl as God intended.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

4 years

However tonight ends for USC, you have to give Clay Helton credit for winning the first quarter with an undermanned squad against a top tier opponent. He's clearly building something, just needs a little more time to get things right.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 years

UCLA has been to the same number of Final Fours as Duke since the year 2000.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

1 year

Another commonality between Gonzaga and Arizona: beating UCLA is their Super Bowl.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 months

I will say: I felt big "Good Riddance" energy toward Chip Kelly from almost everyone at the DeShaun Foster press conference today. A small thing, but certainly validating.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

UCLA vs optimism

emilyetaylor

@emilyetaylor23

2 years

What is the best rivalry in college football?

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

8 months

HEY CHIP THAT'S WHY YOU PLAY DANTE MOORE OMG PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD END THIS FARCE

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

10 months

jaime jaquez is going to play 15 years in the nba, turn into a 40+% three point shooter, and start for at least one NBA champion

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

Hey but Casey Wasserman says Chip definitely hasn't lost the team and they haven't quit. Losing three of four to end the season, including two of them at home to losing teams, is just one of those things that fired up inspired teams do sometimes. Don't worry about it!

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Hold two thoughts in your mind at once, become like me, a philosopher king: 1. Mick Cronin is the right head coach for UCLA and should stay here for 20 years if he wants. 2. His rotations were bad and it cost UCLA this game more than any other actually controllable factor.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 years

What was your favorite moment from the Bru McCoy era at USC?

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

7 months

Kalen DeBoer, clear and undisputed best coach in the Pac-12, not sure there's an argument for anyone else frankly. @insidetroy

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Maybe UCLA’s great sacrifice was worth it, truly a noble institution full of selfless souls, allowing the world to see UNC of all teams rip out Coach K’s cold black heart.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 years

UCLA pulled that beautiful Michigan offense into a brutal isolation knife fight and beat them with experience. Absolutely incredible.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

4 years

UCLA is going to win a lot of games with Mick Cronin imo.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Does USC get a ring for that performance? Or just a banner?

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

ASU shaping up to be maybe the biggest trap game in history for UCLA. Shitty for most of the season, maybe found a quarterback, has a really good running back, weird shit has happened in Tempe since time immemorial.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

Here's the complete list of teams that scored more than 7 points on ASU this year: Southern Utah Oklahoma State Fresno State USC Cal Colorado Washington Washington State Utah Oregon Arizona Here's the complete list of teams that scored 7 points or fewer on ASU this year: UCLA

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

best ucla team since 2013 at least, might be in sniffing distance of 1998

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

my eye test rankings of the pac-12 after week 3: 1. USC 2. Washington 3. Utah 4. Oregon State 5. Oregon 6. Washington State 7. Arizona 8. UCLA 9. California 10. Arizona State 11. Stanford 17. Colorado

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 months

WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD FRIDAY AND WE HAVE FINALLY SUCCEEDED

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

Took a bunch of dudes from around the world and turned them into a Mick Cronin basketball team in basically three months total of practice? Sheesh.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

I hear USC may hang a banner and hand out rings for this

Colin Cowherd

@ColinCowherd

2 years

Sources tell me @LincolnRiley first USC practice was flawless. One observer noted “Some are calling it the greatest practice ever on a college campus”.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 months

UCLA having dudes just sitting on the bench for several games in a row or, in the case of Devin Williams, several weeks in a row, and then coming in, looking better than they've ever looked, and also looking completely engaged and bought in with the game plan... good culture sign

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

It did not and still does not need to be this way. The right time to fire a failed coach is always yesterday, and the second best time is right now. Could save a lot of embarrassment and a lot of cleanup for the next guy.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 years

“Greatness is leaving the court with the peace of mind that at least it was the lottery pick and not the freak with the handlebar mustache hitting the game winner.” — John Wooden

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 months

That earthquake you just felt was the world of college football shitting itself because UCLA is finally out from under Chip Kelly

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Dropping a bozos on them, DTR s the top QB in UCLA history now.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

9 months

The schools ( @UCLAAthletics ) scheduled to participate in the Maui Invitational should be right now finding a new, convenient venue on the mainland where they can play and then donate all proceeds from the event to Maui.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Watching UCLA football in just an utterly meaningless fuckfest a night after watching UCLA basketball play a majestic, high-stakes game against a top 5 team might give me an aneurysm.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

4 months

Two great public universities with high level academic reputations battling it out for the national championship, really makes you think

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

4 months

I am totally fine with Washington, two hiring cycles in a row, hiring the guy UCLA should have done everything possible to hire, this is cool.

Jason Scheer

@jasonscheer

4 months

Arizona has called a team meeting within the next few hours. Fisch is expected to inform them that he leaving for Washington.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

6 months

UCLA playing Fresno State on November 30, the week after the USC game, is the most guaranteed loss 13 months in advance in human history.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

My Pac-12 rankings after week four: 1. USC 2. Washington 3. Utah 4. Oregon 5. Oregon State 6. Washington State 7. UCLA 8. California 9. Arizona 10. Stanford 11. Arizona State 25. Colorado

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

3 years

This was unfathomable two weeks ago. Most uncanny surge from a team I've ever seen.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

6 months

i've been joking about 8-4 usc, but have you considered the possibility of 7-5 usc?

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

9 months

Omg

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 years

I want to reframe the discussion about UCLA fans: it’s incredible that there are still so many people who attend the games and give a shit about the outcomes, if you look at what’s gone on in the last 21 seasons. Shockingly resilient fan base, especially for L.A.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

6 years

Good rule of thumb: UCLA should never lose to a school that has the same name as a local high school.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

Gonna keep hearing a narrative that UCLA fans shouldn't expect better than losing to a 3-9 ASU team and a 6-6 Cal team at home in the sixth year of a head coaching regime. You're supposed to eat shit and like it, guys.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

6 years

Kevin Sumlin and Noel Mazzone have combined to make the most dynamic player in college football look like he’s worse than Jake Browning.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

Through 68 games at UCLA: Chip Kelly: 34-34 Jim Mora: 43-25 (fired at 46-30) Bob Toledo: 41-27 (fired at 49-32) To get to the winning percentage Jim Mora or Bob Toledo had at time of firing, Chip Kelly would have to win his next 19 games in a row.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

1 year

A tradition unlike any other

CBS Sports

@CBSSports

1 year

The only school to ever* lose to an 11, 12, 13, 14 and 15 seed in the tournament? Arizona The only school to ever lose twice to a 15 seed in the tournament? Arizona *since seeding began

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

8 months

Just insanely poised, throws with the best touch of any UCLA QB I've ever seen, and can fit it into weird spaces because he'll change angles. Idk man, probably never take him out again over the next 3-4 years.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Just give UCLA the title now, call the rest of this shit off

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

4 years

This fucking joke league is still playing Mel Tucker commercials on its conference-owned network.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Just a big time win for UCLA. DTR playing at an incredible level, and he'll have a good chance of keeping UCLA in every game, even with that secondary doing its thing.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

5 months

Signs a program is on the right track and in need of further continuity: goes 7-5 while getting smoked by a 5-6 team at home on senior night, loses its five-star frosh QB who started five games to transfer immediately after the season, loses its star first-year DC to rival.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

2 years

Jim Mora winning three games with this year's UConn team is more impressive than anything he did at UCLA, and what he did at UCLA was the most fun I've had as an adult watching UCLA football.

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David Woods

@daviddavidwoods

7 months

it is so beautifully ucla to finally have an elite defense and have the bottom immediately fall out of the offense

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