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Washington Post Universe Guy

@davejorgenson

2 months

The Washington Post Universe is here! 🌎

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Washington Post Universe Guy

@davejorgenson

3 years

The anti-vaxxers went so far right, they looped around and invented vaccinations

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5 years

This TikTok trend might be my favorite so far

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2 years

Found a subreddit where they just post photos of TVs that are too high on the wall

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4 years

It’s Tuesday, or as we call it now: day

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4 years

Mr. Phil is not a doctor

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7 years

"Excuse me, where's the lobby?" "I don't know but here is some classified information on ISIS"

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2 years

Chris Pine on his flip phone right now with zero access to twitter

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5 years

This is actually my favorite TikTok

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2 years

YOU SHOULD THE DRAMA DO SOMETHING SURROUNDING PRODUCTIVE THIS MOVIE IS TOO INTERESTING

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4 years

The Bush ➡️ Obama transition:

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6 years

ok yeah he learned nothing

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3 years

After drinking 9/10ths of this Kool-Aid, I now resign from drinking Kool-Aid

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@davejorgenson

4 years

. @WayneBrady posted this ‘Whose Line’ clip to his TikTok account. An improv bit turns into a great example of systemic racism. Also, @aishatyler is such an underrated host.

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4 years

Honestly this might be my all-time favorite TikTok

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2 years

For everyone googling: Dr Dre: 56 years old Snoop Dogg: 50 years old 50 Cent: 46 years old

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@davejorgenson

5 months

for anyone who thought Home Alone wouldn’t be possible in 2023, your crucial mistake was forgetting Spirit Airlines exists

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Spirit Airlines has apologized after it mistakenly put an unaccompanied 6-year-old on the wrong flight during the holiday season travel rush

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@davejorgenson

4 years

He did the whole song

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8 months

lmao

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@davejorgenson

4 years

The Onion tweeted this article at least eight hours ahead of the Aunt Jemima announcement

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Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes

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@davejorgenson

3 years

anyone else refuse to type in the email address of someone until you finish writing the email, in case, by freak accident, you hit the send button

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4 years

I love the idea that Kim Kardashian's closest friends quarantined for two weeks and THEN were surprised.

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@davejorgenson

6 months

on a Friday? have they learned nothing???

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6 months

Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan reunite in new photo.

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Taylor Swift: another year another album! Here’s 31 more songs George R.R. Martin:

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1 year

2000+ years ago a baby was born in Bethlehem and now my dog celebrates the first 24 days of December with a dog treat calendar.

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1 year

@mattxiv Zendaya is acting, this man is just in a documentary

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4 years

Remember to tweet direct quotes from the debate as fast as you can. No one else will be doing this.

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4 years

Two very different moments, in the same spot, just five months apart

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3 years

Hang in there, Vanessa Hudgens’ dog

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5 months

do the pharmacists at CVS know they are allowed to answer the phone

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1 year

Michael Scott energy

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2 months

Now You See Me Now You Don’t Now You See Me: Tokyo Drift You See Me Now 5 See 6 Now That’s What I Call Music Now Fate See Me N9 Now X

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

2 months

‘NOW YOU SEE ME 3’ begins filming this year. ()

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@davejorgenson

2 years

how can anyone work when we still don't know if he spit

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5 years

*buys mints* CVS: 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾 🧾

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2 years

I can’t believe the answer is literally no

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5 months

A fashion icon just trying to protect a child from his delusional father.

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6 months

is Spotify working with the government to populate smaller cities

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3 months

“So how do you guys know each other?” “It’s an unbelievable story, we don’t want to bore you with the details” “No really, how did you connect?” “Well, if you remove our first letter and add a different letter, we are all colors …”

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3 years

I answered all of the emails yesterday but then people emailed BACK

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4 years

Tough break for Caribou Coffee’s marketing team

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2 years

Nothing beats Library TikTok

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@davejorgenson

8 months

As a Colbert intern, I ran to a local Starbucks to fetch William Shatner his drink (four shots of decaf espresso). When I handed it to him, he declared “OUTSTANDING!” to the room in the loudest, most theatric way. I still sometimes replicate this when receiving coffee myself.

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What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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3 years

This TikTok will heal all of Twitter

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@davejorgenson

6 months

good to put a face to the name

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First look at Anxiety in ‘INSIDE OUT 2’ voiced by Maya Hawke.

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4 years

2020’s slogan has been chosen

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Japan’s theme parks have banned screaming on roller coasters because it spreads coronavirus. “Please scream inside your heart.”

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7 years

"Where we're going, we don't need roads."

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4 years

On a forever loop

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2 years

Paul Rudd: still 21 years old

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7 months

what if we made everyone Speaker

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3 months

NYT Connections a decade from now is just gonna be phrases like, “four words that are vibing”

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4 years

Fourth grade really had me thinking Mesopotamia was gonna come up more in adulthood

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3 years

This normal, relaxed video is the best thing I’ve watched all week.

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1 year

How many seconds into the half time show did someone at your Super Bowl party politely ask if Rihanna is pregnant

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2 years

They ruined his entire room

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1 year

My only real gripe with the Ted Lasso finale is the idea that someone could get a direct flight from London to Kansas City

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*whispering quietly so as not to be a wet blanket* “I think we have officially taken the George Santos thing too far and may be unintentionally minimizing the actual harm of his actions”

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2 years

They really are too high

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4 years

Scared to not hire her and we don’t even have an internship

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Calling someone 'Pocahontas' is racist, no matter the context

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Incredible

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4 years

Well now I have to make a TikTok

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Today’s @washingtonpost TikTok brought to you by presidential candidate @JulianCastro and Congressman @JoaquinCastrotx

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let him interview Kate

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4 years

Today’s @washingtonpost TikTok brought to you by @CoryBooker

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4 years

I know no one is talking about the Melania tapes but how funny is it that after 10+ years of Republicans claiming there is an invisible attack on Christmas, the Republican First Lady is on tape hating Christmas

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2 years

Eminem: 49 years old Mary J Blige: 51 years old

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3 years

Factually, she was a terrorist.

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To some, Ashli Babbitt, who was killed in the Capitol riot, was a terrorist. To others, she's a martyr and seen as a recruiting tool.

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8 months

If you’re a Swiftie doing your research on the Kelce family, please familiarize yourself with Jason Kelce:

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*almost dies* “how can I politicize this”

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5 years

In conclusion, don’t sleep on Gen Z

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1 year

I cannot stress enough how much we must protect Pedro Pascal at all costs

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5 years

"Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

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4 years

I didn’t know any of my neighbor’s names before getting a dog but now I know their names are Kylo’s mom, Phoebe’s dad, Max’s mom and Bo’s parents

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It’s so pure and good

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People consuming literally any media besides journalism: "Here is my money!" People consuming journalism: "Ugh, paywall???"

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3 years

For as bad as Letterman is here, Lohan just nails every response with unbelievable poise

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3 years

This Lindsay Lohan interview on David Letterman in 2013 is horrifying to watch now.

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SHE FOUND OUT HER HUSBAND WAS CHEATING BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE IN HER FAMILY WHO EATS JAM, YET SOME JAM WAS MISSING WHEN SHE CAME HOME

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4 years

So many things are "cancelled" but somehow 13 Reasons Why, an objectively harmful show, got four seasons

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5 years

"Got any big weekend plans?" Me:

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Ok, then use the football field as a voting site

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2 years

Just found the casting call for ‘Love is Blind’ season 3

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It reminds me of those Flat Earthers accidentally proving the Earth is round in the ‘Behind the Curve’ documentary by performing scientifically sound experiments

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@TaylorLorenz I thought "living hell" was an exaggeration, then I watched the local news video

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“Hi.” -millennial beginning a serious text or email

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We are just hours away from half-price candy

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3 years

Does my iPhone even want me to Create New Contact

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Big fan of this actions having consequences thing we’re trying

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5 years

No time like the present

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3 years

It’s real and he’s serious

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3 years

What if instead of a vaccine we just were able to get exposed to a weak version of the virus that enabled us to build the antibodies we need to fight the real thing

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4 years

The cut to a wide shot as it becomes clear it’s an empty room may be the greatest live show director decision of all time

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2 years

Me realizing it wasn’t a bit

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Twister Twisters Twister: Topeka Drift Twist Tornado 5 Tornado and Twister 6 Twister 7 The Fate of the Twister T9 Twister X

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Do you guys ever think about the electoral college?

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Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield pulling up to the Spider-Man premiere

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3 years

gorilla glue has released a statement urging customers to remember that it is glue

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3 years

Tucker Carlson trends every month for spreading misinformation. We all lose our minds and there are never consequences. I will retweet this next time.

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