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Aisha Tyler
7 days
The mystery this season will blow your mind. Season 17 of @criminalminds #evolution kicks off June 6 on @paramountplus .
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Love directing so much. Love @criminalminds so much. So happy my chocolate is so deep in my peanut butter right now. 🍫 πŸ₯œ πŸŽ₯🫢🏾
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10 years
Mark Sheppard is feeling conflicted about the conclusion of #sdcc2014 . #nerdhq #supernatural http://t.co/8NN9hI17us
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
I should be writing more Donald Sterling jokes but I'm too busy enjoying my food and clothes and cars and houses.
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10 years
Hey! I'll be on @midnight 2night w/ @nerdist battling my good friends @wilw & @kpereira . Who will WIN THE INTERNET? http://t.co/gtgdQlOXXH
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#Supernaural panel at #nerdHQ . Now girl out of frame is plotzing. That girl = me. http://t.co/kazzAmYOJR
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#nerdhq #supernatural panel aftermath. Misha is having happy feels. #sdcc2014 http://t.co/b1pRHyGyal
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11 years
Onwards is the only option. Upwards the only direction. Do not let failures of others crush your heart. Be brave. Be dauntless. Be unmoved.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
the world lost a genius today. #RIPPSH http://t.co/f3TzojFO9R
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
So apparently watching The CrossFit Games while eating a rotisserie chicken with my bare hands has replaced porn for me. Fair trade.
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Aisha Tyler
11 years
Just started working today on season 5 of #Archer . I love this show so much I could eat it. #phrasing
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
About that Supernatural Panel...
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Aisha Tyler
12 years
Romney continues adorable streak, insisting "government does not create jobs," then insisting HIS government will create jobs. #wtf #debate
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Congratulations to everyone on @ArcherFX for our first @TheEmmys nomination for best animated program! Hooray! #SPLOOSH !!!
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I feel like these guys should talk. @aclfestival
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I did the hard work so you don't have to. And it was HARD WORK. pre-order your LEGIT LosophΔ“ margarita now at . link in bio πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ”₯ (No Aishas were hurt in the making of this video.)
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSH: FX Renews β€˜Archer’ For Two More Seasons http://t.co/yhSip7WP4T via @deadline @codenameduchess @archerfx
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Some dick decided ON the runway he wanted to get off my flight. We had to taxi all the way back to the jetway. Dear America:don't be a dick.
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10 years
Man. @Outlander_Starz just got good.
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Want an inside look at Season Five? Don't miss the @AMCTalkingDead special w/ @ScottMGimple @nerdist & superfan ME! Tonight at 9|8c. #brains
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10 years
β€œ @MissMay1st : SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN! http://t.co/TDPa1xBUgT” Fingers crossed! Would be amazeballs.
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10 years
Hey, @JensenAckles . Welcome to... well, now. #twitternewbie
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Aisha Tyler
11 years
Hey lady talking on the phone to your boyfriend while pooping audibly in the bathroom; both he and I want to break up with you.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
So, I watched three hours of the women's @CrossFitGames , and now I'm *pretty* sure I'm gay. #dembootiesdoe
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10 years
I just watched two Zac Efron movies in a row. Yes, I was on a plane, but I really enjoyed them. I do not know how to feel about this.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Thx for all the @watchdogsgame screengrabs & #PS4shares ! Little kid me is freaking out. Now me's pretty stoked too. http://t.co/ZGq9CThYtB
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
. @LouiseMcElwee : " @aishatyler and @jarpad http://t.co/bRkDGn82Km" haha he doesn't look impressed. :-P
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Aisha Tyler
12 years
Yes. Let's eliminate birth control, sex education & programs for the poor. Then collect all the bonus children & let The Hunger Games begin!
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Aisha Tyler
12 years
Ludacris:"I got hoes in different area codes." Romney:"I got binders full of women." #debate
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10 years
I get to rage w/the superb @jessetyler tonight on @ModernFam ! We are so pleased with ourselves. #hijinksensue http://t.co/P8mi9COJcv
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Aisha Tyler
12 years
Tonight America smells like cookies and freedom, my friends. Cookies and freedom. #forward
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
I just had beef jerky and raw cashews for dinner while I rewatched Man of Steel. Let the Hollywood glamour wash over you.
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10 years
Two guys in a Starbucks arguing tactical merits of Call of Duty v Battlefield: adorable. That the guys were insanely foxy gays: priceless.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Be the architect of your own destiny. Own your future. You are your own best coach. #reachhigher @FLOTUS http://t.co/Uxi1z2hQpD
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10 years
. @TimHowardGK is monster boss MVP of this whole godforsaken drunken kitten cockfight party. #TimHowardForPresident #WorldCup2014
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10 years
Dear @mishacollins : you owe me an ice cream cone. And a meatball dinner. And a golden retriever puppy. No, two puppies. Love, Aisha.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Dear Pussy Riot: Thanks for forcing so many American broadcast journalists to have to say "pussy" on the news.... http://t.co/LLLk1vYwKB
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Me and @CraigyFerg celebrate 'Merica tonight on @LateLateShowCBS . He's squeezin' me in my stars and stripes. http://t.co/sD7Qksx1Gj
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Hugging it out w/fellow podcasters @marcmaron & @NeverNotFunny at a shoot for an upcoming @billboard mag. #podsmash http://t.co/Ld5BN6KHGR
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Farewell kisses to @HIMYM_CBS ! When this all ends I'll def need an "intervention." http://t.co/Q2RTeN3rrO #HIMYMFarewell
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10 years
I'm not saying there's not sexism/racism in gaming. But that's not the whole story. Will post something more extensive on my FB page later.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
On record: I will take on all thumbwrestle challenges. For charity, I ain't never scared. @therock @CMPunk @johncena #COMEATMEBRO #GISHWHES
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Bar mix is the crack cocaine of snack foods. Fuck you, sesame sticks. Fuck you.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
The stupendous @kristenschaaled was in the #girlonguy bunker. Soon she will be in your earholes. Yippee!!! http://t.co/JOkLyolGqr
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
I made the point that game characters ARE getting more diverse, & lack of women in coding is a bigger prob with math/science in the US.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
. @kpereira and I are having trouble managing our feels about being on @midnight tonight. #tenderinsides http://t.co/ZF8UIdwPE2
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Aisha Tyler
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Hey everyone! I have a BRAND NEW COCKTAIL PROJECT! πŸΈπŸŽ‰ It's years in the making and completely organic, and I am so excited to finally share it with you! Come visit us at to learn more and preorder your own! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
How awesome are these performers? Someone just farted. That's how awesome. Watch @cwwhoseline tonight at 8pm. http://t.co/ICHJdElR0S
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
. @ubisoft I am in you. #ubiE3
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10 years
Letter to Self: Dear Self: "Cheat day" does not mean "guzzle pastry like it confers immortality and superpowers." So, just, like, FYI.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
This is the last picture @TheTalk_CBS will take at the @DaytimeEmmys sober. Enjoy. http://t.co/0LZBjEYnHk
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10 years
. @chrisrock . @ohsnapjbsmoove . Handsome black people assemble... form ChocoVoltron! #americancomedyawards http://t.co/EX3u7sMMmc
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Aisha Tyler
11 years
OMGBREAKINGBAD #wontsleep
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Aisha Tyler
12 years
Yes, Mr. Romney. Why are you against something now that you were for before? Oh, I get it. Because you will say anything to win. #debate
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Aisha Tyler
11 years
I wish I could say I was shocked. I am just sad and deeply disappointed. I refuse to become jaded... though it seems the only option.
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Aisha Tyler
12 years
President Obama is fighting #ForAll women. Make your voice heard: #WomenDecide2012 http://t.co/BJFJWh9I
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Would write jokes but I ate s'mores last night. S'mores are productivity kryptonite with a 48-hr half-life. Maybe 72 hours. Check back Tues.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Amazing pre-birthday wknd on Lummi Island WA at #willowsinn . Picked blackberries. Saw orcas. Ate like a Queen. http://t.co/DeKIaNMvnR
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10 years
Okay this is the last I'll say on diversity in gaming for this round of slavering frothy machination. This is... http://t.co/8qF6IkopPP
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10 years
One month left. I am going to kick summer's ass. #nobacktoschool http://t.co/j6a3cX1zkj
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Aisha Tyler
11 years
OHMYGOD WALKING DEAD AND GAME OF THRONES IN THE SAME NIGHT! DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!!! #nerdgasm
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
So, Kombucha gets you drunk. This is a real thing. That I may or may not have mixed it with bourbon is immaterial.
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Aisha Tyler
12 years
History. Twice. I'll show this to my grand kids, along with my vintage console and painful corns. http://t.co/87GNsaT4
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My @cwwhoseline boys @thetalk_cbs today! Sadly no hoedown. New season starts Fri 8p @thecw ! http://t.co/g5lQoMGaJu http://t.co/mrIpGVu5Mx
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
I'm so lucky to have an amazing dad. This #fathersday help a young person realize their dreams: http://t.co/xmn0g753zk http://t.co/iTynPpSUcu
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Every time I get a confidential @Ubisoft email about E3 I get all tickly in my... well, YOU know. #girlwood
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Aisha Tyler
11 years
I am literally drunk with power. And by "power," I mean leftovers. And by "drunk," I mean drunk.
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
Why is it that you can always smell an Abercrombie & Fitch long before you can see it? #eaudedouche
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Aisha Tyler
11 years
I would like to let the internet know right now, in the kindest way possible, that I do not give a f* @k what you think about my hair.
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Previously, at losophē… pre-order your bottle of the best tasting ready-to-drink margarita now at
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
This was left out of the story in favor of making the case that the entire gaming industry is sexist. I DO NOT COSIGN.
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. @google . Killin' it today for human rights. Thanks magical box of information that lives inside the internets! #P6 http://t.co/cRx7eDknZ8
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10 years
AAAH! #supernatural fans try to love through this! I barely did. jarpad and #jensenackles sandwich of… http://t.co/DsNBWUMIZP
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10 years
I'm on @midnight tonight, @LateLateShowCBS tomorrow night. Saturday I'll be unshowered on the couch in my sweatpants. So... there's that.
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10 years
β€œ @lovelysaralynn : Found this little gem in my pics! @aishatyler is 100% done with your shit #ComicCon http://t.co/XDFh8DpI7N” lordy classic
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10 years
If you manage to pee on a moving train without getting your shoes wet, you should get a medal. And puppies. And money. And shoes.
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10 years
Team #Archer celebrating our Critics Choice Television Award win. Hooray! #threepeat #sploosh http://t.co/PZh7osx8Ko
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
My new thousand dollar phone is too big. #shitrichpeoplesay #champagnemufuckinproblems
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Aisha Tyler
11 years
This is a perfect opportunity for SF to tie all the Ravens' shoelaces together.
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10 years
β€œ @Skawtnyc : @aishatyler So goddamn fancy. http://t.co/S7Kpj72q6B” bahahahaaaaaaa delightful.
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Aisha Tyler
11 years
Eff. Yeah. Norman. Reedus. @wwwbigbaldhead @WalkingDead_AMC
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Aisha Tyler
10 years
You're a champ, @ZacharyLevi . A CHAMP. xx
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10 years
#NerdHQ madness. Nerd Summer Campers Assemble!!! #sdcc2014 http://t.co/ShDGN2DqXH
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10 years
So, no spoilers, but let's all just agree as a team that @GameOfThrones is completely off-book.
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10 years
Me & the @RealKiefer @TheEmmys night before party. Like old times, without the explosions. And mole-ness. http://t.co/MVI81qyL9D
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10 years
And then I met Billy Bob. Award Show Achievement unlocked. #criticschoice #boosh http://t.co/pk65w5FIua
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10 years
Hey dude talking to yourself while driving me to the train station: please be reciting directions & not planning how to dispose of the body.
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10 years
Why the feck is my pinterest feed full of wiggly kitten photos and knitting crafts? Oh yeah. Because it's PINTEREST.
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