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EITHER YOU GONE GET DOWN. OR YOU GONE FUCKING LAY DOWN 🫧

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Yassss Mr Johnson. The broach, the smile to the Allen Iverson earrings .. looking SHARP
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#AbbottElementary star William Stanford Davis poses for photos at the #SAGAwards .
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@itsWellLiked @TheBaddestMitch @NetflixFunny Deadass tho 😂😂😂😂 she even moved back a little bit to be out they way 💀💀💀💀
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@_BPritchett @SarahTheTrapper i would’ve stood up like you know what ma’am , im good
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@Still_Spanky his face when he realized all they was doing was taking a picture. lookin like “yoooo i was bout to light y’all up” 😭😭😭😂😂
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@CanaanJosephine Why on earth will you do that like i will air dry OUTSIDE before i do that if it was that serious 🤣🤣
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@BradBallisLife Homeboy in the bleachers was looking like “talk yo shit”😂😂😂
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@Little_Mizz_Jai they all gotta be fuckin each other cus ain’t no way... in the middle of a pepperoni!!??? but even in general.
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@papijxse @Caseyygvd i am NOT tryna throw salt on success but is this a photo from GTA? lol 👀 or am i seeing things
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@awwkwardddd @RoseTraleexo this what i be expecting when ppl post “natural bodies” 😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@DoItForDaddy__ Me smiling hard cus this cute asf . 🥹
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@psychonegraut they can take the holiday back they already on some shit 🤣🤣💀
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@glacier_sama @tribecalledess I remember i applied for this apartment when I was ready, credit score good, money good all i needed was approval. They denied me because i had a “criminal record” (as they called it) of expired tags back from like 2018 (only 2 months) 🤦🏾‍♀️
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@yusufyuie once i saw this tweet. I knew it was bout to get wild asf
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@ThatEricAlper “ you don’t know nun bout NATO, i don’t know nun bout Nato” 🤣🤣
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@YungNegrowski That ocean calm as a mf
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@DoubleXxeL @ilahi__ damn so whenever i decided to get a dog imma have to get the whole family 😩🤣🤣
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@ty_lew2 🤣🤣
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@PIMPCESSE_ I think this what Cardi & Meg meant by
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@tashxtc @nellarose y’all both cute asf! this would be a perfect “how we met” story 🤣🤣
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@thechub_b_w Steve after the show with the producers questioning who they asked in the survey for these answers
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@thekillakay_ anytime they told me to get my belongings i knew i wasn’t coming back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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the whole Hot Water episode, but the research song … 🕵🏾‍♀️😂
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19 years ago today, peak premiered on FOX What are some of your favorite moments from the show?
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@lyft @davenewworld_2 Lyft said ... 🤣🤣
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@fatboybeans This was a long smoke break 😂🤣🤣
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@BrianMcLight He standing in business making sure everybody heard him loud & clear 😭😭😂😂😂
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@DeVineGoddess93 How the job is going to be handed to you. It’s yours!!
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@kydaqueen Girl you look 😍😍😍
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@KarlousM It’s the Donald skull for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they gone bury that man in that taupe
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@shannonsharpeee 😂😂😂
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@KLOUTCRT @spinbackmecca all three of them stressed 😭 cus why
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@alexisss023 @DeejayCombs definitely a bunch of plastic bags 😂😂
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@RIINASTYY fuck being at Walmart I’m going to the club to get money off it not jus people looking 😂😂😂
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@Hemah_k Yooooo this was it for me!! Tryna put on a skin tight dress without it touching you 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️ 😭😭😭 gone be bout a hour
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@jiggyjayy2 Viola & Julius enters the room*
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@___Terrell @jorreyno @thekthatruns OKAY!!! He was not letting them stop what he was destined to do in that moment 😭🤣😭😭
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@SaycheeseDGTL The sharknado producers reading about this story
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@DrTGIF “In the middle of a pepperoni!!?” 🤣🤣🤣
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@Cool__Shay22 @lilbig_ The way this is the perfect comparison 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@jasodatdude lemme drop some of my playlist lol
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@thatonechefguy Can’t forget the Christmas episode😂 his duo with Krampus
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@o_keilani @_benjvmins_ Bruhh word for word lmao. NEVER AGAIN. I used to think i was crazy cus In my head I’m screaming “how is this shit not common sense” like at a point of time I’m like am i asking for too much? Like is this how relationships go - eww lmao
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@DanManShow that whole antichrist episode 😂😂😂 i say this occasionally before going to bed
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@WoodJustRuff His eyes after he said that 🤣🤣
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@chris_notcapn Definitely just tried it 😂😂😂 I’m bout to be folding everything into a damn throw pillow
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Obama 08
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Name a time a celebrity gagged the live audience..
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@2BSMONEY I don’t even know you and I’m just so proud of you 👏🏾
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@mark718187 @nudiorr1 Sir 😳😂😂 but this reminds me of this post 💀💀💀💀
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@shaarniiece The kid gone be explaining to his friends “Yeah I’m dealing with some wack ass parents” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Lexisriches Chris calling the driver Chen always gets me 😂🤣
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@843KT @TrixieNumbaNine the emotional rollercoaster i just went through.
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@SkellyWanderer 😭😂😂
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@Da_mirror91 would’ve gave them a discount then 😭😭🤷🏾‍♀️
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@AMB0915 @justask_tyra Yessssss lmfaooo i was just finna say this. You hear it most when he get upset or in a argument 😂😂 all i see is madea
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@KdotJohnson_ I think this really would’ve been dope 😂
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BODYY 😍😍
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@Georgie_Montana @balencibaIenci 🤣🤣🤣 he was like nigga help!
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@youlovevally @Bornakang I’m cryin 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
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@sharloola In elementary school i used to get frustrated on how i was gone deal with Lava and Quick Sand on a regular basis 😂😂
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@thotimus_primee @Jaz_Minne__ This ain’t supposed to be funny cus i get it, but all we can do is laugh right 🤷🏾‍♀️ 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️ we gone be good tho y’all
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@NicholasPas5 @senorfreshh Then when everyone finally meets David Lindhagen 😂😂😂
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@19jags95 So y’all can wear wedges but hate it on females 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@JuicyyBratz @DAIZAHDAIZ This is my face rn 🤣😂😂
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@rahsh33m When i did DoorDash somebody did this to me i should’ve went back too. Lying for no reason 🤦🏾‍♀️
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I swear this is like favorite video out now
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@priinnyvert Don’t forget the legendary Tea set. I was putting real tea in them mf cups 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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like where’s baeeee 😩i need to get one
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@uhpromise with the TONE, immediate 🥴🥴🥴
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@Atksufi 25 years living and have still don’t know what this feels like... lmfao 🤣🤣🤣 🤦🏾‍♀️
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@_BabyKhai @challxn this would definitely be me🤣🤣 both be thinking
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@BigHomieFlea He is just too adorable! I hope his first day went awesome !
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@KameronBennett so ain’t nobody gone add the music 🤣🤣🤣
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@titttieslover And the mfs who turn in the lane instead of getting into the turning lane to turn... backing up traffic for no reason
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@iKnowWeAreGodz this is so wholesome and y’all are so cute!
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@_Toriella Sameeeee lol always keep my markers with me 😂
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@ManishLife_Ty It’s giving me Team Umi Zoomi Bot vibes 😂😂😂
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@_xcamryn where the 09’ people at , follow me, cus i follow back LOL
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@Rios___ @AyoLori1 This what should’ve happened in Cinderella 😂😂😂😂
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@FLACKO4444 @prince_thieves It was this moment he knew sum wasn’t right 😂😂
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@denzeldion right like what tf is so portable about it
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If i ever shot my shot you special cus I’ll die on the shy hill 💀😂
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It takes a lot for me to shoot my shot. I’m a scorpio but I’m shy 🙈
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@SpongeBob ion know about y’all but I’m not a fan of the new episodes. they show too many exaggerated expressions
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@moneyymaya @_illestCee I must say I’m so pleased at all the new knowledge i been getting lately. Like this what i always what Black Histoy Month was supposed to be about i ain’t NEVER learned nun of these things before. They need new history books for school lol
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@sheistyler i miss my dad like crazy. 🥺😢😩😩😩 he would always say “I’ll sing and dance at your wedding”
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@JordanT97450142 @IamKelicious Watch it four times & all four of they face expressions are hilarious 😂 😂😂
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one of the funniest shit in history😂😂 “Yes they do! They do like you!!” @DeRayDavis
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@AriTheDon If a possible 24 ….
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@Andycap216 @leaveempissed00 Shiiiiddd we bout to own a weenie hut jr out this bitch
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Whew 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😍😍🤤🤤
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@talktometay baby size ass eyes 🤣🤣😭😭
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@cuttonadime_24 @IzzyNyce @_oosoom 🙄 she must ain’t hear the words coming out of her mouth
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