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@darkestflameboy

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Category is: Butch Queen Nutcracker. Wokeing about. I dance a bit. I game a lot. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/they. F*** the Tories. NSFW most likely.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined August 2015
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@darkestflameboy
hairy queen of scots
11 months
WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle
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🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾~Babs Johnson~🎶
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
This scene was our Heartstopper.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
Did @MTV really think 40-minute Drag Race episodes were going to hit? 3-second glimpses at runway looks the girls have spent $1000s on, no mini-challenges, no judge deliberation, barely a look at the challenge filming, and almost 0 screentime for most queens? It's bad. #DragRace
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
This was 16 years ago. Enjoy your weekend, old.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
I felt cute tonight. But multiple guys thought it was okay to fat-shame me, including one who jiggled my chest ("he's a C cup") and one who asked "what do you do on OnlyFans, eat cake?" I shouldn't have to be bulletproof — you should have to watch what you're f***ing saying.
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@darkestflameboy
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9 months
I'm back, back, back, back, back again.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
"My son can't be gay, he's obsessed with women." The women:
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
Bear culture is your underwear waistband flipping down on itself.
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
@Jackaflackamac @JVOhmy a) Don't take photos of strangers without their permission and knowledge. b) There is literally zero reason to shame someone else's body. c) This encourages NO ONE and discourages many. d) He could've easily used a before photo of himself. This was about sucking his own dick.
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@darkestflameboy
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10 months
Ruh roh... 🪒
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
Thank god for long medical disclaimers that require even more speedo-dad footage.
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@darkestflameboy
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5 years
The thirst is insane this morning.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
The slow-burn romances we waited for
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
Found out a totally platonic friend has secretly been behind a faceless alt account following/RTing my thirst content for years, but he never told me. I teased him a bit, then confronted him in person last night. We made out in his car until 1am, talked and laughed a lot. Unreal.
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
Some of you got me like 💦
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
The gays have never turned on a murderous redhead, we're not about to start now.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
Jiggle this.
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@darkestflameboy
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3 years
@nehemiah_jd @aguirreryan I had to double-take, too. Took way too long to realise it's the edge of the glass coffee table. 😂
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
All the weight is back on, but I'm not mad at it. 🐻
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@darkestflameboy
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10 months
Happy, sleepy, h-word.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
I will never stop banging this drum.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
Body says hi, say it back 🫧
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@darkestflameboy
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9 months
Tidy.
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1 year
@mattxiv You'd think if you believed in a wrathful Almighty God, you'd believe in a God who was powerful/smart enough to target the people who pissed him off, not people entirely unaffiliated with the offending event half the world away. But then, God's never been good with communication.
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@darkestflameboy
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I'm a 35-year old independent woke snowflake with student debt, an OnlyFans, and three jobs — who talks too much, loses focus, won't be monogamous, and might not want to stay over that often. But I do want to cuddle and makeout and be there for each other, so... Let's date.
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@darkestflameboy
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2 months
Nice to see This Morning having a nice, balanced representation in the discussion of Joanne's 'testing' of Scotland's new law... Not one trans person. Not one Scot. Four cis English people sitting talking about how okay it should be to be an asshole about Scottish trans people.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
Quote tweet with your gym progress. Progress where?
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Andy Legon 🏳️‍🌈
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quote tweet with your gym progress🤝
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
Not gonna lie, that Snapchat filter was an absolute serve.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
Y'all like boys with bellies?
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
@Luiseach "Angela, I really don't think the numbers support this proposal—" "That's bukkake, Claude, and you know it!"
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
Hair: cut. Beard: trimmed. Pre-wedding himbofication complete.
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@darkestflameboy
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4 years
No comment.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
It took a while after putting all this weight back on (I didn't even get very far this time, tbh), but my brain is letting me feel good about my body again, instead of just projecting. Bears are hot AF, we're just really bad at recognising that in ourselves sometimes. 🐻
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
Looking up at you like this.
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@darkestflameboy
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2 months
BREAKING: You cannot identify as a gender not commonly expected for the biological sex you were assigned at birth — but you CAN be an adult human who identifies as a 10-year old, hat-designated frat brat with wizard blood who points a branch at things and expects them to float.
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@darkestflameboy
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1 year
The things that hotel room saw.
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@darkestflameboy
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4 years
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" Me (age 6-32):
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@darkestflameboy
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10 months
🎈 36 🎈
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
gonna wash that Manc right outta my hair
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
First day off in *forever*, and I bet you can't guess what I'm gonna do with it...
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9 months
Hmmmm, despite dancing every night, this post-show body looks suspiciously like my pre-show body...
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10 months
@PositiveLad A wise man once said: "If there's one gay, shit gets done." But he also said: "If there's more than one gay, NOTHING gets done."
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@darkestflameboy
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3 years
Wanna make out?
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@darkestflameboy
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4 years
Bald men can be hot AF too, and we don't talk about it enough.
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2 years
@EnvyFeeling @sedderaside It's so unfair to call it a Jan breakdown when Mimi Brokefurst.
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@darkestflameboy
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10 months
Painkillers have kicked in, let's get this back blown out! (j/k happy pride)
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1 year
Hey there, sunshine.
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
i'm not fat, i'm just thiccsappointed
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@darkestflameboy
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3 years
No one owned the Millennium harder.
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1 year
God, skinny-me really did look evil. 😅
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
Wanna ditch work and, like, come over...?
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1 year
@AJRtheII I hope she didn't try reading a book to them in that heightened, very gendered costume with her hair and makeup done, or we're going to have to ban storytime. While we're on it, this kind of blatantly sexualised performance shouldn't be allowed within 1000ft of a school.
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@darkestflameboy
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Ru: So, loser, you haven't won in a while. Why is that, you washed-up has-been? *queen doubts self, spirals into an anxious depression, performs badly on international television, cries in front of her hero* Ru: Ah, yes... the Inner Saboteur... #DragRace
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
Took me long enough. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️
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1 year
Good morning. 😊😴 Come back to bed with me.
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1 year
Hungover and very, very sleepy. Send nudes.
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
C'mon, 3-month sexual health screening! Who else gets tested regularly? #knowyourstatus
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1 year
Just oats.
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
I was 16 when a boy who had been hurling homophobia all night kicked me down a flight of stairs, splitting my brow on a door handle about 3mm from my eyeball. He then tried to stab and rob me while dozens of friends *watched*. But fuck, a yellow card?! Oh my god, that's so scary!
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1 year
Got wood? 🪵
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4 years
Aaaaaand she's drunk.
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@darkestflameboy
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10 months
[Lazy chill Friday gamer bear content]
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
A wise Samuel once told me: "Manchester will get the body it gets." And this is the one it got. 🏳️‍🌈
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1 year
Trash
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@darkestflameboy
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3 years
Post-Christmas thiccmas
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@darkestflameboy
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9 months
Run in 'Gypsy': Done Aftershow: >6am Face: Pleased and powdered and just about holding up
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1 year
My destiny. 🥲
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@nothing_human
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Just Nigel 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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I’m crying 🤣
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
Haircut, beard trim, and the 20th A of my degree. Only one more grade to go, and thank god, because... um... my 'secret' reward is getting pretty terrifying. 😅😅😅 Here's hoping the last thing I get out of this is <=B.
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My body. My poor body. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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@darkestflameboy
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2 years
h u m p s
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3 years
Oldest selfie in my phone (legitimately) v now. I like to think I've become a bit more subtle since 2013. Jesus Christ. 😅🙈
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I'm real sore. But I smell real good.
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2 years
I'm turning 35 tomorrow. Please act surprised.
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