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long time sufferer of the ups and downs of #avfc

Joined March 2010
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Dan Winwood
4 years
@Buckerzz100 @FootyAccums Pointless opinion from some one who can't actully choose a team to support.
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2 years
@SammyAV14 Iv got a spare but it will cost you a arm and a leg
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@kabul19 @wowinteresting8 Be livid if the things screwed to the box tho
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Dan Winwood
7 months
@theavfcfaithful @wrightyavfc Zaniolo is currently trying to clear his name from a batting scandal and play in a new league with a new team. I think he has done well. One goal and he will get lift off
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@AVFC_Aston @JPercyTelegraph Signed him for 1 mil more than #nufc paid for Chris Wood. So thats Carlos 26 mil Countinho 17mil Kamara free Digne 26mil Decent business by Stevie G. That's less than Guimares and Wood combined
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Dan Winwood
5 years
@aoifeturner9 @chelsieswain When I get drunk the only person I want is the little Turkish bloke with his juicy sticks of meat, toasted pitta and spicy spuds. then I creep in to the house so I don't wake her as she will want some and I'm afraid kebabs aren't a buffet love
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@lovespud83 @AVFCOfficial Took #nufc a month and got rejected took #avfc one afternoon. thought they was the richest and biggest club in the whole wide world . #nufc arent even the biggest club in the north east
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Dan Winwood
7 months
@CasualChaps I haven't seen of heard any vets or serving members say "what we need is football lads marching with us" Nothing says respects like some pissed up clown in a Stoney chanting shite
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Dan Winwood
1 year
@GatesheedChap Tell people you like Andrew Tate without telling people you like Andrew Tate.
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Dan Winwood
5 months
@Ramma_____ @Geordie12381426 Come on John you know they don't like facts, as they never fit the narrative they are spreading. Can't you just make stuff like they do
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@FrasherAaron @UberFacts Just out of curiosity do you know how to find them? As I'm looking to hire them
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Dan Winwood
4 years
@GarfieldGaz @pixietit Some might even go as far as saying it was a stroke of good luck
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Dan Winwood
5 months
@ChelseatodaMAX @pedrogva6 They are selling to spurs not Fulham, Newcastle or wolves the teams your battling with for 9th Spurs are 11 points above that
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Dan Winwood
4 years
Nakamba Samatta means no worries for the rest of your days #avfc
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AVFCchats 🦁
4 years
Nakamba x Samatta Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 x Tanzania 🇹🇿 African brilliance at Aston Villa 👏🏻 #avfc
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Dan Winwood
5 months
@TheEnglishRebel @FrancieFaeMoray @Themiddle03 Was this in the film " the secret life of Walter mitty"?
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Dan Winwood
6 months
@amyclement94 @FyEnwIYwJeremy They asked beth tweedle how flexible she was and she said she couldn't do Thursdays , hence Matt Baker
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Dan Winwood
7 months
@NUFCrypto @KieranMaguire Your a Newcastle fan talking about building up mover years. Lay of the glue mate. Until Saudis bought you you were them teams 🤣🤣🤣🤣. You literally built up over night. You are no bigger than them globally you just have more money due to ownership. Build up over years 🤣👏👏
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@Woodyshama1 Mings is rock solid he shows that with England. In the villa defence he has to be the everything man. With a solid man next to him and Infront he becomes CB we have cried out for. He needs that mean horrible player next to him so he can read the game & marshall the defence
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6 months
@Ramma_____ This is my favorite reply in that thread when the fuck did they win things in the first place 😂😂😂😂
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Dan Winwood
4 years
@JackDaniel1738 @astonforza I would swap jota for a sticker of gil
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Dan Winwood
8 years
what is the point of the useless cock wallet that is @jem_lucy she has the personality and look of a melted duplo block #Exonthebeach
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Dan Winwood
5 years
@BruceRioch4 I really hope they never win another throw in let alone another point or football game #utv #avfc #sotc
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Dan Winwood
5 years
@SkyBet Mark draper #avfc
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Dan Winwood
3 years
@PhilPhenom @DL5872 @SkySportsNews Your a red from Kingston on Thames. Bet you can see the ground from there 🙄
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Dan Winwood
7 months
@DazNUFC21 @VillaWatch1 That's one more European cup than you will get in champions league
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@SinclairHarris @pedrogva6 He said he had never herd of #NUFC and was looking to play in the world cup next year
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2 years
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Dan Winwood
6 years
@CxnnorIPS @VillaViews_ @AVFCBlog @theawayfans @CasualMind_ I’ll have a zinger tower burger,Pepsi and Oreo crushem lads
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Dan Winwood
6 years
@1876mike @liamgallagher Traffics at a steady crawl without to many delays, best way I find to get there tho is on the tube
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@TheWillRoss @ga11agbon I believe the saying is one swallow don't make a summer. Just because we played well yesterday doesn't mean he has the ability to tune us in to a force. I still believe he will be gone soon
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Dan Winwood
6 months
@bamgboyeolu Had to take his top of to wipe his eyes
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Dan Winwood
6 months
@jamesdeeganMC They both don't have anything planned tomorrow
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Dan Winwood
1 year
That's #avfc officially out of the running for these two then. Just need that sky clown to say we are in for them if double confirmation is still needed
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1 year
Unai Emery wants to sign Lyon striker Moussa Dembele and Marseille midfielder Matteo Guendouzi ✍️ 🗞️ - [ @JamesNursey ] #avfc
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Dan Winwood
1 year
@NewcastleU86 @VillaWatch1 Well as villa are bigger than Newcastle (proven football fact) that makes Southampton bigger than Newcastle too using that logic. You won't agree with villa being bigger but it's a footballing fact. Only people who don't agree oddly support guess who that's right Newcastle.
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Dan Winwood
7 months
@CasualChaps Iv herd they got chased off by 6 members of the salvation army. The one in the blue cagoole apparently shouted not the face as a collection tin was thrown at them
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Dan Winwood
4 years
The last time I saw this many nazis excited about a sealed box I was watching raiders of the lost ark #londonprotests
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@DavidThross @Total_Villa I believe Dion Dublin finished " if it was me I'd knock through here, but any way let's look up stairs at what else is on offer" #AVFC
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@Boyvit_ @SkySportsNews Saying he is average is unfair to average coach's.
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@timynwa93 @talkSPORT Rangers won the league due to Celtic needing a major overhaul that season. Had he not won the league that year he shouldn't be a manager anywhere. If you come second in a one horse race you're not fit for purpose. The idea he is a good manager as he won the league is a joke #avfc
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Dan Winwood
3 years
@JuanG_Arango @Mike__1878 I like that kaveah is really animated that there is a person who knows less about football than him involved in the game. I used to think it was impossible but this video shows its real
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4 years
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Dan Winwood
7 months
@bzzzzy_bee @aktyrrell @stevejaynewton Washed em down with German lager, in their Pakistani made clothes, and their Indonesian made shoes. Before relaxing on their swedish sofa in front of their Chinese tele.
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Dan Winwood
11 months
@BenAvfc94 It says they are back, but I can't remember them being a thing in the first place. They are a true "the set back is greater than the come back" story
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Dan Winwood
5 months
@GilesyL14 Imagine a management and coaching team of them all the gnev as director of football and Phil nev in charge of the lasses team. They could all the money in Saudi and still come last in a Sunday league
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Dan Winwood
1 year
@ah99_____ @JacobScott_7 That's only becaus rthe last time #NUFC fans had a cup final ticket it was carved into a stone and read by moses
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2 years
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Dan Winwood
6 years
@CxnnorIPS @VillaViews_ @AVFCBlog @theawayfans @CasualMind_ I know kfc is a real firm you clown you make fresh on the bone chicken every day Iv seen the adverts
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Dan Winwood
6 years
@Beno_ldn He is the sort of bloke who would finish banging then ask her to hold him while he sobs on her chest because some of his of positive energy is gone #LoveIsand
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@talkSPORT The captin of this ship had more chance of turning that around than #gerrard has of turning it around at #avfc #gerrardout
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Dan Winwood
8 years
I'll be tasting gold like #TeamGB when I become a MILLIONAIRE with the #FreePlay6 @Betfair . Play for FREE
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@_jamie02 @SkySportsPL It's a 11 of the best Brazilians ever in the prem. He made the bench of the shittest ones tho as sky picked Fred, Anderson and Kleberson in the midfield
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@RFCGW @mclintocka9 @QPR Rangers fans giving it the big one, mk Dons have been around longer than them and have a richer history. The funny thing is mk Dons wouldn't want any of the rangers players as they are looking to progress
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Dan Winwood
6 years
Not in to comics but #LFCFamily are with the family of #stanlee at this tough time #YNWA
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Dan Winwood
5 months
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Dan Winwood
4 years
@FourFourTweet What a awesome story did he find 20 quid and a dragon egg
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Dan Winwood
10 months
@jjcharlton95 Alvarez, Toney, Rashford, Salah they all play cricket then?
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Dan Winwood
4 years
@TyBracey Apparently they want to sign players from the prem, they are lining up bids for samatta, Taylor and lansbury. Villa holding out for 7 fredos and a giant Toblerone from Stansted
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Dan Winwood
4 months
@elliotsteelcom I hope as he rocks up she spins round in a chair stroking a cat like a bond villain. "Ahhh Charles iv been expecting you, from the trail of dead bodies I knew it was some body as competent as you"
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Dan Winwood
3 years
@AVFCFaithful_ @RobDorsettSky This means villa have found their guy, @RobDorsettSky knows litterly less than we do about #AVFC . Remember that day he said villa weren't signing a keeper while Martinez was getting pictures taken 😂
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Dan Winwood
3 years
@talkSPORT There is only so far @talkSPORT can take Danny Murphy the ceiling and intellectual levels are so low. I'm surprised the can get dressed in the morning
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Dan Winwood
6 months
@MilitaryBanter Imagine being them armed coppers " right we are raiding a drugs den run by the SAS, any questions?" Erm yeah mind if I get off it's the sas not some fat gobshite in a flat, they know what they are doing apparently
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Dan Winwood
9 years
Today's special @PenguinLounge by @Jhayden94 chicken supreme red cabbage Pom dauphine and white wine sauce #Plymouth http://t.co/BG1a8x5pdG
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Dan Winwood
7 months
@alfie_t8 All look like they are off hiking round tk-max
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Dan Winwood
5 months
@iloveidpol @BillCrawford87 Dont the elite play in Europe and are around the top of the table. You lot should worry about the 6 pointers with Chelsea, utd and wolves in mid table
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@David76866940 @vulcan1610 @andybagguley @JeremyClarkson Do people actually support country's in the Olympics? I never see people in pubs in the team GB running gear or crash helmets if they like F1
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Dan Winwood
5 years
If you have bought tickets to #ArmyNavyRugby today and never served in either your a dickhead. Making it harder for people who do or have to get tickets
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@LCE1874 @oldmansaid I fear we will be Sunday and we will get the same dire ramblings of we were unlucky, or so and so let us down. If he had the ability to change the fortunes it would of been done by now. We could all pick his formation and players now & know what happens in the game
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Dan Winwood
3 years
@WorldAroundEwe just got this from @AReed2211 best gift ever
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@villareport He is out of his depth, has been a steady decline since he came in and should be removed by dinner time. I predicted the changes before the game I got all bar archer. That's how poor he is I have never played or managed pro football and can see what he will do #AVFC #gerrardout
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Dan Winwood
3 years
@HUGHESY446 @PS5StockAlertUK I spoke to some one recently and they said 0900 on 30th February
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Dan Winwood
4 months
@mike13cowan @FreddyQuinne Fair one Curtis Jones would of nicked the camera and been called a cheeky scamp by the media. A thieving Scouse cnut by the rest of the world
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Dan Winwood
7 months
@MattyLFC1990 @the_pieface His personal security
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@jc_01Avfc @FowlerLegend @STAUNT0N @Villamole1 They are going the same way we did around 2011. Money has dried up and players need to be sold. That don't't make him a bad manager and proven coach. Is he better than the clown we have now? Yes. Does he have a system that works and is proven to make players and youth better? Yes
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@AlexPickworth1 @JamesSa23495436 @25hpork They are struggling to draw conclusions
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Dan Winwood
4 years
@Anontiri @LukeGardener82 The holiday he is on with his Mrs according to the mirror? His Mrs who looks a lot like John McGinn
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Dan Winwood
2 years
Absolute shitcunt behaviour this, players backing players and then helmets tagging #avfc staff if I was a staff member I'd have the mole on a life time ban from villa games for this
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Dan Winwood
8 months
@VillaWatch1 Remember that team that beat us opening day, are they still a thing? Ain't seen em beat a top half team since us this season.
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@PreeceObserver Hopefully he won't be in charge of the forest game so it shouldnt be an issue he needs to worry about
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@mdaz1 @greggevans40 This would be the sensible reason, as they only stopped playing just over a week ago. But let's blow it out of proportion like all #avfc posts about him
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Dan Winwood
4 years
@AVFCTransTweet Unfortunately if the clueless 3 are still there, Davies will still be chugging about uptop like a tug boat with the turning circle of a aircraft carrier.
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Dan Winwood
5 years
Horendeouson complaining to the ref asking why is #Messi playing when we signed a petition #LFCBarca
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@SteveHermon @bbcwm @sportbbcwm That reads to me as "when he apologizes for questioning me, he will be back till then no" #AVFC
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Dan Winwood
4 years
@vinod_d007 @SkyNewsBreak Is that the info passed by the WHO? Who are being investigated in Germany for covering some of covid-19 up for China
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Dan Winwood
6 years
just been sacked by McDonald’s! I started putting random things in burgers,telling people they have a making of a good meal in the bag and their order should be there or thereabouts got asked if I wished to explain my self replied no why should I they are unintelligent #AVFC
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Dan Winwood
5 months
@MiserableMackem @Ramma_____ You have to admit tho Eddie Steven Bruce has taken mid table team massively over achieved with talent like Joelinton and Burn. Made the whole village believe he is the new Messiah and brought them crashing back down to earth. He even had them thinking they were massive 😂😂😂😂
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Dan Winwood
6 years
@AVFCOfficial @ConorHourihane @J_Kodjia The fans haven’t settled for a point we have had to take one because of the poor tactics #avfc
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Dan Winwood
4 years
"my darling, you in the headband you are different gravy" @NoContextHearn #avfc #grealish
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Dan Winwood
3 years
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Dan Winwood
8 months
@WhatTheForkLads Just open it and bang on airplane mode straight away, might take a few tries but you can read them for free normally
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Dan Winwood
6 months
@OP4C Iv heard they are both suffering from yellow fever and expected to be ok to return Friday
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Dan Winwood
2 years
@dsj_itv He chose to get on the bus like they said he could of got a driver he did it off his own back to be seen as the victim. They have ignored he was a massive failure and was lucky to even get the job he didn't deserve in the first place. He very nearly failed at rangers too #AVFC
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Dan Winwood
2 years
Brilliantly put, he isn't good enough and never actually was for #avfc #gerrardout
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talkSPORT
2 years
👎 “Villa aren’t good enough tactically.” ❌ “I don’t think Gerrard’s [good enough] for the task at hand at Villa.” 🚫 “We have to lose all the ‘Stevie G’ stuff and what he did as a player.” Simon Jordan believes Gerrard isn’t the right man for what #AVFC need.
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