Alfie @alfie_t8 Twitter profile

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

All went to uni discovered class a drugs and now wear vintage sportswear that they used to call ‘chavvy’ and listen to drum and bass

Glow✰

@gIowiny

4 years

Where are they now???

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@alfie_t8

5 months

The damage drill has done to this country

Luca Watson

@lucaajwatson

5 months

Wtf is going on in England’s provincial towns?

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@alfie_t8

4 years

I struggle to believe that people genuinely enjoy this music

Nathan Dawe

@NathanDawe

4 years

🎶 I can see my whole world changing ⚠️ wait til’ the drop 🤯🔥

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@alfie_t8

3 years

Think the generations that allowed stuff like this to operate were a lot worse

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@alfie_t8

4 years

Me on my first day of being conscripted to fight in World War 3

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

14 days

‘Cartel’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣his parents gave him an XL Bully name ffs 🤣🤣🤣

London & UK Street News

@CrimeLdn

15 days

(Left to right) pictures of the 3 killers Shane Cunningham, Cartel Bushnell and Leo Knight, all 16

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

3 years

Surely no one rates this shite?? 🤣🤣

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

Because my bird isn’t a feminist freak who cries about festival lineups and thinks everything is a conspiracy against women

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

Why do birds think lads holidays is all about pulling when in reality no one can really be arsed as lads would rather be boozed up and if anyone pulls it’s usually one of the single ones by luck because girls think they’re prestige on girls holiday when in reality they’re a 6/10

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

9 months

We do have culture in Britain it’s just that this posh div wasn’t brought up around the working class so that he has to lie and make stuff up to try and impress people 👍🏼

Ichigo Niggasake

@SomaKazima

9 months

The way he didn't stutter once omg??? 😭😭😭

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

100 percent worth the hype

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

‘Never pinged’ you’re 17 hahahahahahaha you’ve probably never been a rave/event

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

They took away ‘your freedom’ cause you got caught carrying a shank fucking div

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

Class what he did but the kids fucking doing my head in now the little gimp

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

6 years

Girls that cut about in them fake Gucci t shirts from river island that say stuff like ‘L’amour’ are just as bad as lads that wear kings will dream and gym king

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

3 years

Imagine trying to grief them for offering cheap tickets for a great standard of football 🤣🤣

Jordan

@DI4rnott

3 years

City UCL tickets on Unidays im crying

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

Friends is shite and unfunny

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

Dunno how man are out here calling her out for being a grass imagine if it was your bird cheating on you 🤕🤕

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@alfie_t8

5 years

Anna is literally doing the same thing as Danny the massive fucking hypocrite hahahahahahahahahah

Daily Star

@dailystar

5 years

#LoveIsland 's Anna cracks on with Casa Amor hunk Ovie as she asks 'Jordan who?'

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

3 years

Bloke is fully in the right for this

6 Times 🏆 #YNWA

@NumeroKlopp

3 years

Literally just saw this in forrest gate, its just crazy these days in east london.. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@alfie_t8

8 months

Football Away Days

@FBAwayDays

8 months

Aston Villa fans in Warsaw today. 🦁 #AVFC

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@alfie_t8

4 years

I would much rather shuffle in a dirty warehouse with my bird than a shitty nightclub playing gay mumble rap and RnB where everyone thinks they’re millionaires cause they’re wearing fendi t shirts and loboutins even though they still live with there mom

Ashley Griffith

@AshGriff__

4 years

“ couples who rave together, stay together “ yeah because nothing says romance like ketamine , a dirty warehouse and shuffling does it.

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

Don’t see what’s disgusting you play to the whistle 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

Once again the parklife lineup blows the wireless one out of the water

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

7 months

This is the type of stuff XL bully owners decorate their house with

Lou

@LurkerLouis

7 months

For an art lover like myself this place looks like a slice of heaven

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

2 months

All dressed exactly the same not a single ounce of individuality 🤣🤣

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

Imagine thinking Adidas is better than any of these

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 months

‘You should’ve left our XL Bully’s alone’

Laura

@_laurag23

5 months

Some fella on TikTok there wearing a muzzle in solidarity with his XL bully, 2024 is off to a flyer

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

Genuinely got no time for people who order a korma when they go for a curry

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

People that film other people fucked at raves are fucking terrible grasses and need to get a life

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 months

What Elon thinks happens when you shoot a cop on GTA

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

6 months

@KettlebellLife Tried, but didn’t like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn’t do it.

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@alfie_t8

10 months

I’m glad I support a team where you’d get your head kicked in if you turned up with a drum

TEERATH 

@badwaltirath

10 months

Good to be back #dcfcfans #dcfc

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

@emily_clays You used the phrase ‘never pinged have you’ so you’re obviously one of them cringey underage kids at raves that everyone hates and think are annoying

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@alfie_t8

5 years

@_franwatkins Sounds like a proper serial killer

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

6 months

I’ve seen white football lads do this on a Saturday?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Paul Golding

@GoldingBF

6 months

Repeat after me, diversity is our strength.

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

3 years

The real people that deserve football banning orders are the divs wearing aquascutum scarves in 22 degrees of heat

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

The most gym king and sik silk tattoos going

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@alfie_t8

4 years

Essex tech house twitter starter pack

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

9 months

Americans in the replies laughing and saying ‘so true’ when there countries culture is literally: guns, fast food, obese people, opioid addiction, monster trucks etc

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

‘Forbidden Forest is the best event in the UK’

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

Imagine telling the old bill

banana ron

@jessica_tillson

5 years

First boat day at the ocean and what do we come across? A kilo of washed-up cocaine.

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

3 years

These new kids that have been coming events post lockdown have got proper attitude problems you slightly bump into them or try and walk past them and they stare at you like you’ve stuck it on them

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

Imagine not thinking darts isnt the greatest sport of all time

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

9 months

Honestly if you’re in this part of the world and you desperately need a bag you honestly need to seek help

crewey

@dancrewey

9 months

@ROUNDTHEBEND__ right long shot this but, medic?

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

Swerving town for the first couple weekends when this blows over everywhere’s gonnna be rammed full of the insufferable cunts that only come out at Christmas

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@alfie_t8

4 years

Shut the fuck up

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 months

They’ve spent £312 million in the last 5 years they’re not the same as Leicester 🤣🤣

John Percy

@JPercyTelegraph

5 months

#avfc are title contenders – and Unai Emery knows it. Just like Leicester in 2015/16, Villa are gatecrashing the private members' party, and can go the distance. A victory on Friday night would take them top of the table

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@alfie_t8

7 years

V fest this year looks like gimp central

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@alfie_t8

7 years

@jackaberdeen @bcfcperry why are you topless and next to a primary school

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

Northern lads who support a league 1/2 team will be all over this

Bruce Gorrie

@bsgorrie

4 years

Oh come on now

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@alfie_t8

5 years

Lewis Capaldi is the least funniest human to ever exist

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 months

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

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@alfie_t8

4 years

Highest death rate in Europe ffs Boris and the Tory party have blood on there hands

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@alfie_t8

4 years

You’d know all about hanging around near playgrounds you absolute danger

James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

4 years

This tweet just asked me if I wanted to “smoke haze” in a playground

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

EDM is the worst genre in the world and if you disagree with me you seriously need to give your head a wobble

Milana🥳

@mgyikes

5 years

Can edm Twitter plssss do their thing because this beautiful lady was killing it at bassnectars set last night at Coachella and I really wanna find her🥺🥺💜✨

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@alfie_t8

5 years

Massive fucking virgins

JK 🇨🇩

@joshkazz

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

Out of the 4 Adidas shoes to argue with you chose the 4 most basic and worse ones hahahahahaha

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@alfie_t8

5 years

That’s not a fucking Indian hahahahahahahahahaha

connor mccafferty

@connor_j_mc

5 years

Seen a lot a posts aboot Chinese scran recently but a feel like Indians don’t get the attention they deserve so here’s just a few ae mine

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

He fully looks and dressed like he’s about to be intercepted outside the shopping centre by a Facebook nonce buster group and get asked ‘why’s he arranged to meet a 13 year old girl?’

Matt Lucas HQ

@RealMattLucas

4 years

Just so you know, I had permission from the staff to do this.

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

6 months

Scousers love taking the piss out of how the rest of the country dresses but there’s some proper scruffy rigours on display here 🤣🤣

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@ThomoLFC

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Toulouse 🇫🇷

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

You’ve just fully contradicted your argument you’re in support of empowering women but as soon as I say my girlfriend wears the trousers in the relationship it’s all of sudden ‘embarrassing’ 😂😂😂

brogan

@heaartbreak

4 years

@alfie_t8 im the boring one .. you just said ur girlfriend ‘wears the trousers’ .. i’m embarrassed for you 😳

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@alfie_t8

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mairead 🛒

@H1SNHERS

10 months

the stone roses exist in barbieland meaning there’s a barbie ian brown

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

All these young tories saying that labour have brainwashed us are completely talking out there arse, wanting to end 9 years of Tory austerity and supporting a manifesto that’s aims to tackle inequality within our society is not being brainwashed

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

4 years

This might be one of the least funniest things I’ve seen on this app

lauren 🛰️

@laurenurry

4 years

proud to be british x

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

6 years

Do you reckon it was on a Wednesday

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@radkins1234

6 years

This lad on Wednesday was bragging at the bar in atik on Wednesday saying he had over 12 grand in his bank and then his card got declined😂😂😂

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@alfie_t8

2 months

Honestly everyone just looked and dressed a million times cooler back then

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@alfie_t8

4 years

Look at him crying when he gets caught way too many white kids that put a tracksuit on and think they’re bad when really they’re probably from nice homes

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@alfie_t8

3 years

The type of people that love shouting ‘what do we think of Tottenham’ and ‘Whoop there it is’ etc…

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@kieran9wilson

3 years

Why the fuck was there so many ‘what do we think of Tottenham’ chants at leeds

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

6 years

When you get zero right on cock or no cock

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@alfie_t8

4 years

Stone Island needs to bring back these style of cord shirts back ASAP

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@alfie_t8

4 years

Lab11 bouncers should be first

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@H4KW14

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Petition to have all nightclub bouncers sent over to the frontline of Iran since they all think they’re so fucking hard

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@alfie_t8

4 years

Can tell you’re at a northern away game when you see bare birds dressed in stone island jumpers and aquascutum scarves thinking they’re a football lad 🤢🤢🤢

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@alfie_t8

5 years

How are people still dressing like this in 2019

jenna

@jennadenham1

5 years

literally the best way a boy could dress

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

3 years

Football fans on here are fickle they all moan about ticket prices the grief teams about offering affordable tickets to fulfill a stupid agenda

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@alfie_t8

3 years

Me testing out all the stone island pieces I’ve brought in lockdown that I haven’t been able to wear out yet

Matchroom Boxing

@MatchroomBoxing

3 years

💨 @Canelo keeping that head movement 👌 in the fight week bubble #CaneloYildirim

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@alfie_t8

6 months

This is how they treat the arrest of a child murderer btw none of this early morning raids and kicking in the doors 👍🏼

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

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The moment police arrest nurse Lucy Letby at her home for murdering babies in her care

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@alfie_t8

24 days

Geezer in the fiorucci sweatshirt and Velcro America cups is getting ripped when he’s the best dressed one 🤣🤣

Casual Chaps 🇬🇧

@CasualChaps

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Chelsea fans ahead of Arsenal tonight.

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

5 years

Cheating on your partner is awful but it’s proper strange if you post on here that you’ve just been cheated on literally straight up looking for attention

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@alfie_t8

5 years

Anyone who rates Aitch and Jay1 clearly has no clue whatsoever about music them 2 man are fucking dog shite

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@alfie_t8

4 years

Young Adz ruined that Skepta/Chip album 🤕🤕

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@alfie_t8

3 years

What’s is the genuine point of having a royal family anymore??? Think this Meghan Markle situation just shows they’re straight up horrid and it’s also mad that people are more outraged about her than they were with Prince Andrew being a nonce

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@alfie_t8

5 years

This is quite possibly the worst tweet I’ve ever seen 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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@alfie_t8

5 years

Most overrated shoe of all time

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Alfie

@alfie_t8

3 years

A lot of ‘bods’ on here crying about last night in Bristol and that police van being set on fire but say if that was a video of football fans having it with police they’d all be like ‘hahah pave 👀’ or ‘the scenes we all wanted to see’

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@alfie_t8

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@theydiedtrying I can agree with his points that aspects of our culture is taken from other countries (like almost every country in the world) but saying the UK has no culture whatsoever is fucking stupid

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@alfie_t8

5 years

Of course she has a lemon emoji in her name 🤒

ciara :p

@ciaramcl9

5 years

Soz but that is absolutely shite

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@alfie_t8

7 months

@AgentOThom I think it’s weird that people use the 12 hour clock 🤣🤣

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@alfie_t8

4 years

My bird is a student nurse and currently on placement (working full time for the NHS for free) as well as this she’s having to work even more hours for the nhs getting paid so she can help out with her mom and dad but I’m not aloud to have a moan because ‘labour that’

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KSI is on the parklife lineup hahahahahahahah parklife is done out ere

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@alfie_t8