Danny Mcloughlin @dannymccomedy Twitter profile

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Danny Mcloughlin

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5 years

Gonna make you mine better get in line 3,5,7,9

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Worst tribute group

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Hennessy will be fuhrerious with himself

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@keelanmcdermott @MasaiLincoln @ToiIetBoy And the first page of the book just says shoulda took the money mate

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If arsenal win the league im calling them Red Leicester

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2 years

GET TO THE ACROPPERLIS

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Coming February 2022.

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4 years

Samir Nazi

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2 years

Me at 14 watchin channel 5 softcore porn

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SOMEONE SMASH SOMEONE

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5 years

Liverpool fans saying united can’t laugh at them coz we’re shit defo didn’t laugh at the agueroooo goal when they were sat in 8th behind Newcastle and Everton did they

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8 years

Just looked in my sock drawer and some of them know their time is up. They'll be younger hungrier socks to take their place tomorrow

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2 years

@DeLaGoal Le tissier. Ian wright is whatever the opposite is

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3 years

Old people with trolleys round B&M

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3 years

There’s a doll on my local buy and sell that looks like Alan Brazil and it’s horrifying

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3 years

Boris’s time as PM is just 1 big Jonathon woodgate Real Madrid debut

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4 years

@BeardedGenius What do you expect from a man from the vicarage

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9 months

I missed it so I’m gonna watch the highlights on dispatch of the day

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3 years

Offered to buy me a Chinese in Rhyl once. Was too nervous to accept even tho I was starving. RIP

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5 years

De Gea could save R Kelly’s career

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2 months

Can’t be many photos that have aged worse

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4 years

And it’s played at your funeral whether you downloaded it or not

The Independent

@Independent

4 years

Bono has written a coronavirus ballad

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2 years

@ProjectFootball Hope Germany don’t peg one back

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1 year

Nah you gotta be able to at least ball a bit to run the whole of football

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@SmnLlyd5

1 year

Feel like Gianni Infantino taking a corner needs revisiting

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4 years

Gambling ads still cool? Sound

ITV News

@itvnews

4 years

Unhealthy snacks will be banned at shop checkouts and junk food adverts will not be allowed on TV before 9pm, the prime minister is set to announce in bid to tackle the UK's obesity issue

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6 years

“Just letting you know we’re updating our privacy policy”

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7 years

Thought this was a possessed kid. I was well scared

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2 years

Some big egg walked out of my gig and stood outside refusing to come in like a big baby. My mate took a photo and it’s fuckin brilliant. Giz a shout if you wanna see

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9 months

Mad how @TroyHawke is in Broken Sword 3 @RevSoftGames

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2 years

@BeardedGenius Psalms 28:7-8 The LORD is my strength and my shield

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6 years

Sometimes I wonder if the girl from Common People’s dad lost his fortune when the Greek economy crashed. She’d have probably loved that

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4 years

Gucci tracksuit but can’t afford a Christian Dior

Ellis

@Ellis1996_

4 years

Some mad sights on snapchat.. Gucci trackie when you have 1/20 of a door

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4 years

CANT BELIEVE IT Just driving and my screenwash light came on in my car and it gave me dry lips so I tried to get some lip balm from boots and the jobsworth cleaner said I can’t go in for another 11 hours. What a rat, are you even a human Chester Twitter do your thing

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8 years

What if I like 20 year old women?

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8 years

Everything you like, I liked 5 years ago.

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2 years

I’ll be Bacchus

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6 years

Pisses me off when people mention dudes like Phil Taylor as not getting the recognition he deserves, yet no one talks about Kevin from eggheads. Mans a monster

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4 years

Just seen your dad panic buying Lonsdales

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@FreddyQuinne smashing @AlexandersLive here. And he’s just told me he wants to donate his fee to the @TrussellTrust A true man of principle

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7 months

Evil Gregg Wallace. Host of Master Race

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2 years

Yer da just said he doesn’t mind the womens footy actually

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5 years

Thoughts and prayers with the Lowry hotel at this tough time

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2 years

Dead happy. My show @frogandbucket tomorrow is SOLD OUT. Thanks to everyone. See you there x

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4 years

First gig back inside at @AlexandersLive and it was a joy. All safe an that if there’s any grasses lookin. Staff worked dead hard and the gig was great. Keep coming back and bring friends please. Work ya bubbles

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4 years

Chester turned up today

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2 years

Genuine question, what could United get for maguire? £20mil?

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4 years

Up to much tonight? Nah gonna get some fosters, take me top off and bunk in to some comedy on the walls instead of paying.

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4 years

Mad that Otamendi got tattoos of all yer da’s profile pictures

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3 years

Great to do @FightingTalk316 on 3 mins notice this morning. Here’s my scrawlings on a fed ex envelope

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3 months

You’ll be buying him then yeah?

Borussia Dortmund

@BlackYellow

3 months

Jadon Sancho is fantastic.

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Sterling has put this euros on his back so much that the daily mail are looking frantically for Kane’s Romanian ancestry

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3 months

Roy is a money saving expert

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Prawn crackers are now 2.90 in the Chinese I go to. Surely it’s gone too far now

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2 years

I’ve forgot who got in touch but I really need a logo doing quick. Anyone about x

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4 years

The gig was so fun @AlexandersLive last night. Honestly it was so great to feel normal again, the crowd were great as were the acts and staff. We’re looking to do it every fri weather permitting. Please keep supporting. We all need it x

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8 years

@acampbell68 heard the fa are looking at it an she might get retrospective ban

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6 years

If i ever win the lottery I’m getting someone who’s only job is to hold my tshirt down whenever I take my jumper off

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2 years

@JamieHComedy She was in goal for United

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4 years

Thanks again people of @ShitChester for coming down to @AlexandersLive for another great comedy night. Here’s @russell_kane being great. Come next week yeah? Tickets on sale at the Alexanders website

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1 year

Westwood looks rough

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BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

3 years

Royals "very much not a racist family", Prince William says, adding he has not yet spoken to his brother Harry but will do so

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@BeardedGenius Ten hajj

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7 years

If there's anyone near Chester that needs to get to manc and can't get there I'll take you. Giz a shout

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3 years

NEXT THING HES STEALING YOUR ROLEX

Rapper Wiley charged with east London assault and burglary

Wiley is accused of assault by beating and burglary with intent to cause criminal damage.

www.bbc.co.uk

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3 years

Look at this studio man!

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2 years

Doing a lil tour. Come see me plesss. Link in bio

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3 years

What do you call an actor at the top of his game? Zenith Branagh

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3 years

Listen guys, we need heavy rain to sound more terrifying. Any ideas?

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2 years

Money for de gas to make your van go

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8 years

How good is vardy. He's just scored in a major tournament with tear gas still in his eyes

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5 years

@BeardedGenius

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2 years

Liz Truss’ full name is Lizard Trusstmenot

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9 months

Man looks like krang

Dead Men Talking

@DeadMenTalkPod

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Minions 2: Rise of BMI

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3 years

I was on the @Haveawordpod couch this week and had loads of fun, keep an eye out

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8 years

@Swagadore @lyon_iam she's leaving more smears on that oven door than she's cleaning up

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3 years

When a punter gets on stage for a photo after the show

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2 years

@BeardedGenius Why’s he put his ring over his gloves

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4 years

As soon as maccies is open this lockoff is done. People Only’s started taking it seriously when they closed in the first place

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10 months

Lil Trailer for my hour on YouTube. Look at me embracing 2011. Please share and that (thanks for all the love already) xx

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3 years

Doin a little tour next year innit

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1 year

Do not want. A defender will fake a pass and he’ll turn around and run off the other way

The Transfer Exchange Show

@TheTransferEx

1 year

Manchester United and Tottenham have opened talks with Rennes over 25-year-old French striker Martin Terrier, who was valued at £34m over the summer.[Media Foot] #MUFC #THFC

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3 years

Jose got beat a team of 6th form prefects. How can you not have a badge

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3 years

Respect the god

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6 years

@BeardedGenius *sees this and paints red diagonal stripe on everything white I own

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1 year

He’d have gone first on his sister

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2 years

I need yet another logo doing. Quick one easy job. Anyone? X

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3 years

Footage of the pusher emerges

Conservatives

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We're getting on with the job as we Build Back Better Tune in to @BorisJohnson 's #CPC21 speech live at 11:30am

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Your dads got a biscuit tin full of scart leads

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9 years

I imagine the group who suffer most tonight are late night badminton players

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6 years

“IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES IN COLERAINE” - St Patrick

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4 years

Dembele will be a disaster at united. Sancho gonna go liverpool or Chelsea next year and take the piss. Honestly hate this club

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3 years

First tour show on sale and it’s a biggie for me!

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3 years

I think the telly people are running out of ideas

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4 years

Yer Dadidas

adidas cringe

@adaedophiles

4 years

Genuinely speechless.

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Can’t believe how shit Kane is man. Defo playin like this to piss levy off

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1 year

Went to a kids Christmas party and for some reason a real life demon showed up to steal the kids souls

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2 years

Blue plaque to commemorate the guy who invented the boring sandwich

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1 year

Probs announce my tour this week. I’m not really the type to do the eyes emoji an that

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7 years

Last night my show felt like trying to sell sky in a shopping centre

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9 years

One more sleep til loads of pictures of engagement rings and rubbish looking dinners guys x

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4 years

Were doing comedy @AlexandersLive next Friday at 7.30 tickets on sale soon. I’m so fucking excited. Please all come and support it @ShitChester people x

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3 years

England should bring Kane on

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6 years

How was the late show @ComedyStoreMCR last night dan? Well my comedy was so mesmeric it put some of the audience in a trance-like state. Or somethin like that

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3 years

If the FA and prem league really cared they wouldn’t have allowed leveraged buy outs or oil money surely?

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