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🐄 oh to be a duck made of rice sitting in a bowl of stew 🤫✨ OnlyFans link in bio or username is DankPizza🧚🏼‍♂️🔗 second twitter is @littlebabyduel

San Diego, CA
Joined May 2013
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4 years
@EstherDeanBitch this ones so bad I might actually have to delete this tweet... but I was about to hook up with this guy, & he stops and tells me he'll be right back. he runs back in with a dildo .... .02 seconds before using it on me I stop him and ask where he got it, IT WAS HIS MOMS. I RAN
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11 months
Daydreaming about all my Onlyfans subs 🤤🥹🌥️
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8 months
Are you guys mostly nerds or mostly cowboys 🤠 I feel like it might be an even tie
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6 months
🤫
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6 months
Reading is hot 📚 🪱 (I’m taking book recs again if you have anymore)
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4 months
I neeeeed more tattoos
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1 year
woah woah woah, do people still use twitter?
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1 year
i know i can't post these on IG but damn do i want to
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8 months
I can’t wait to have tattoo money & become completely covered 😫👹
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8 months
I saw someone online using underwear as a bra and ummmm 🤨 I don’t think I did it right 😂🤦🏼‍♀️
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9 months
Hi twitter 🤓 I’m really loving wearing stripes lately, and obviously loving colorful stuff as well 🌈
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9 months
I feel like a spider web, I love these tights
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3 months
This top was a gift and I am 100% obsessed
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4 months
Tits = out, toes = out
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11 months
@soogz1 Hehehehe
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1 year
howdy 🤠
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10 months
I bleached & dyed my pubes to match my hair - sub to my onlyfans for the proof 🩵🙀💙
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1 year
i need to take a picture like this but with the shirt off like a mermaid... i'll def do that today 🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️
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1 year
💥🌶️☄️ hey
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10 months
I want more nature girlfriends !!
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1 year
"the internet is forever!!" *proceeds to sell nudes*
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2 months
I just wanna be a little snack
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@dankpizza
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9 months
26, no job, no ring, just a mustache and a vibe 🍄🥸
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8 months
I know you’re really only here for the chicken wing socks 🍗🤷🏼‍♀️
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2 months
Experiment 696
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8 months
Little garden sit 🧚🏼 I need more warm clothes, moving to the PNW from SoCal makes my wardrobe seem a little underdressed
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2 months
Bad chicken
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2 years
@_MVPhan @tcksnn @CaryRobinsonJr This one could work both ways though
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3 months
Shadow banned on TikTok again for this video 🫣😂
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2 months
I’m just a girl
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7 months
The bet gift I could ever receive for my birthday would be if you subbed to my OnlyFans 🙈🙈🙈🥳🥳
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8 months
Happy Halloween 🎃 👻 🤡
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1 month
When did my thighs get so big, I want to crush things with them
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2 months
New style pack unlocked for my avatar , what do you think?
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2 months
TikTok is being banned , where we re convening ??
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1 month
I need more bikinis - this is the only one that fits right and it can barely even hang on either
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2 months
😭 the neighbor said “there’s this girl outside right now taking pictures in her bikini- yeah right outside my window” 😭😭😭 I looked around and didn’t see anyone anywhere - but there’s pictures much worse than this and I’m very embarrassed 😂
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1 month
Rocks
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1 year
my hair kinda matches the bird app 🫣
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I want more camping friends
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3 months
I like big trucks and I cannot lie
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3 months
Fit check
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5 months
Trying to upload a bikini try on haul, but my MacBook has been frozen like this for an hour 😭🪚⛏️🛠️what do I dooo
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1 year
💦🥵
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8 months
Wyd if I fall off my skateboard right in front of u
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1 month
What should I do today
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4 months
Someone said chocolate cake
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Lonely
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9 months
If we lived together, would you be mad at me for always having my side of the sink covered in products and hair extensions 🥺
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2 months
Don’t tell my boyfriend
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2 months
Trading the Washington clouds for the tropical clouds for a couple of weeks 🌤️☁️🌈
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@heyozaydo @EstherDeanBitch I’ve never ran out of a house so fast, he lived in a mansion though so I got lost and had to run back up and ask him to show me where the front door is
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8 months
Ahhh I have so many short film ideas but nobody to be in them
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4 years
@HrzAirlift @kenabifer This bar I go to actually serves alcoholic Capri suns! Not the most eco conscious but they’re completely sealed
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when your shorts are so small that your literal butt cheeks touch every chair you sit in
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Hey guys I have decided to be on my hot slutty demon girl shit all summer - that means booty shorts,no bras, tiny tops,high socks,lotioned up, drink in hand, high energy crazy girl shit and nothing less
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@SoGoodWeNamedlt @LeArielleSimone I did not know you could do a poll on someone else’s tweet omg
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7 years
Live footage 💍😚 @rayvolpe
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I keep that thang on me
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Beep beep I’m a sheep 🐑
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